Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto so don't blame me if he gets raped by a guy or Itachi for that matter in last chapter. Please comment.

Temari woke up to a lazy shadow master staring at her. She looked at him and asked what the time was to which he replied "time to get off my couch because dinner has been cooked and its getting cold." She smirked then she sat up and looked around. She told Shikamaru about the installer and what Naruto had said about Itachi raping him and nobody believed it.

Shikamaru only laughed and ate his food which irritated Temari because she expected a reply and he quickly caught on because he said "Naruto is always saying things like that because he doesn't like Sasuke's brother since he is the reason Sasuke left konoha for Orochimaru and up in a fight between Kisame and Itachi." "But they weren't fighting Sasuke they were fighting each other because Itachi kept talking about how much he loved purple nail polish and hated the color blue and well you probably can figure out what happened considering that Kisame himself is blue."

The two of them sat silently for most of their dinner until Kakashi showed up with the newest issue of Icha Icha Paradise (Make out paradise) and tried to offer a volume to Shikamaru who bluntly refused, and shoved him out the door so that Temari wouldn't take offense by the book.

When Shikamaru was out cloud gazing Kankuro showed up with a letter for Temari and Shikamaru just now remembered so he decided to give it to her now before he forgets again. So he got Temari's attention from her plate and said "I got this letter earlier from Kankuro that he told me to give to you." Temari didn't like this so she said "Why the hell did he not give it to me himself. You should have made him take it and shove it up his ass but I guess that would have been too troublesome for you so just give it to me."
He gave her the letter and stood over her shoulder while she opened it and read the letter this is what it says:

Dear Temari bitch from hell,

I am leaving Konoha because this village is boring but Kazekage ….I uh mean Gaara says you have to stay because this is no longer a vacation. Gaara has heard that the mist and sound villages are plotting revenge on Suna and we could use all the help we can get. So I will go to the village blessed by the star and the village hidden behind the waterfall.

Your younger brother, Kankuro

P.S. Gaara says not to destroy anyone's houses especially Shikamaru's

P.S.S. He also says not to be raping anyone without they're permission but you can't rape the willful as I always say.

This letter pissed Temari off so bad Shikamaru could actually feel the room turn icy cold as she excused herself from the table and stomped upstairs to her room. She wasn't angry because he left it was because he said all that stuff in the heading and the P.S. thing while Shikamaru was reading it over her shoulder. She thought that Kankuro had known that Shikamaru was going to read it too.

She took a few minutes so she could calm down then she went back down stairs.

Shikamaru saw her come back down but decided not to approach her just yet until her aura died a bit then he walked over to her and said "That letter was a very important one maybe we should report to the Hokage and see what she thinks about this problem your village is having. Maybe we could get her to dispatch some ninja to each allying village to provide help for Sunagakure.

Temari liked this idea except for the part where Tsunade gets to read the letter but she decide to go through with that idea and they left to find the Hokage.

They found Tsunade inside her office sleeping but as soon as they entered she woke up and pretended to be working but she wasn't fooling anyone.

Temari gave her the letter and she read it for a few seconds because it wasn't very long. When she finished she had a look of seriousness on her face, so Shikamaru explained what he thought they should do but Tsunade refused to listen. All the hokage did was whisper into Shikamaru's and he yelled "you knew about that but how I thought I hid it very carefully that is impossible but I guess now that you know I will show her."

The two left Tsunade to her sleeping and quickly returned to Shikamaru's house. When the got inside her locked the door and made sure the blinds were shut, then he turned to Temari and said "I have something Tsunade wants me to show you so come with me."

He walked up the stairs and went into the library room making sure she was following him then he closed the blinds in there to and she closed the door.

He pushed the bookcase aside, opened the panel, and slit is palm. Temari watched with interest as he did this. Then he pulled out the key put it into the slot and turned it, after this he punched in the code and the door opened into the ground and he beckoned her to follow him down the stairs into the labyrinth.

Temari hadn't seen this side but it appeared to be the other side of the one she did see.

Shikamaru turned to her and told her they would need to catch a deer, a rabbit, and a snake. Then they went into his underground forest and searched for the thing they needed. The deer was easy to find because Shikamaru handled deer so much they became accustomed to people and would walk right up to you. So they were swarmed by these but they needed one with horns which seemed to be more vicious but still it was an easy catch. Looking for a snake was harder and Temari couldn't use her fan or it would tear up the forest and Shikamaru would be mad. Shikamaru finally caught a rabbit but still no sign of a snake until Temari climbed a tree and found a garters snake up there but it got away and a little while later she found a black racer and chased it down with little success but then she cornered it and grabbed it by the head to take to Shikamaru.

Shikamaru removed the horn from the deer, then he removed the skin from the snake and after that he held the rabbit and told Temari to retrieve his father and bring him here.

Looking for Shikaku Nara was not hard because he was either being whipped by his wife Yoshino or tending to his deer when he wasn't away on a mission.

As it turns out he was being whipped but Temari interrupted this and as soon as she did Yoshino (Shikamaru's mom whips his dad. Apparently Nara's have a thing for rough and violent women.) stopped what she was doing looked up at Temari and said in an amazingly kind voice "What can I do for you?" Temari replied "Shikamaru sent me to retrieve Shikaku and bring him to him." Temari told Yoshino that she could wait a minute and for her to commence the beating so she could watch and be amused.

When the beatings were over Shikaku and Temari turned to leave when Yoshino stopped them to ask who Temari was and why Shikamaru needed Shikaku. Temari told her "I am Temari of the Sand and I don't know why Shikamaru needs him. He just told me to get him and come straight back." Yoshino nodded and they left.

They arrived at Shikamaru's house once more and she led him to the library and saw that the door was closed so she decided to try to open it using Shikaku.

She opened the panel grabbed Shikaku's hand and slit it open then she placed it on the pad and told him to leave it there. She turned toward the bookcase and started feeling back of it until she felt another panel opened and as she as she expected found a spare key in there. She placed the key in the slot and punched the word crazy lady into the pad. This was obviously the right thing to do because the door in the floor opened and Shikaku almost had a heart attack when the walked down the stairs and saw Shikamaru sitting there inside a forest meadow.

Shikamaru smirked and told them to hurry up then Temari and Shikaku followed Shikamaru down the labyrinth corridor into the room with all the symbols on the walls and floors.

Shikamaru Pulled the Nara book out and opened it to page 4,203 and read the directions to a potion. First he slit open the still living rabbits neck and drained the blood onto a circle that looked similar to a transmutation circle then the shredded the snakeskin and placed it in the blood, after this he ground up the deer horn and poured it over the blood and mixed it around on the ground a little bit. The instructions asked for three Nara family members but since there were only two who could do this, Shikamaru asked Temari to help and they placed their hands over the messy floor concoction and their hands illuminated green and the circle emitted a blue light. Then the snake skin began to dry and fused itself with the blood and ground powder and began to solidify into a giant crystal. After this the light disappeared and the stone fell and broke into three pieces.

Shikamaru picked up the pieces and placed them in his pocket then Him and his father turned to look at Temari and said "You cannot and will not tell or try to repeat anything you have seen go on down her or you will suffer the consequences that the Nara family bestow on you. Do you understand?"

Temari raised her hands up in front of her the way she did when she tried to keep Gaara from attacking them in the forest of death and said "Don't worry I won't tell any on and I'm am probably unable to repeat this without someone from your clan to help me."

What are the stones for? Why was Yoshino so nice? find out in the next chapter. You know you want to read more because I have the IQ of 117 and I am only 14 and that is unusually high for someone my age.