Chapter 6
They began walking all the way across Konoha because Shikamaru placed his house as far away from his mother as he could. For a while they walked in silence until old friends broke the quiet.
They talked to Inuzuka Kiba who they found out was dating a member of the mountain wolf-demon tribe named Ayame though she isn't a ninja she is still powerful. The saw a very strange sight completely y accident.
It was Ino and Chouji being overly intimate but I don't think they realize that there were people around them.
The worst thing about this walk was when they saw Haruno Sakura and Rock Lee walking into Lee's house hand-in-hand, but the strangest thing they saw was Hinata running around the ANBU training ground giggling with Naruto chasing her screaming something completely absurd I think he was yelling "I am going to tickle you til you vomit if you don't give my headband back."But I guess it was too hard to make out, it kept sounding different every time I think about it.
Nothing very interesting happened after that and the rest of the walk remained silent with not even a person in sight.
When they finally arrived Shikaku was standing outside with a pitiful look on his face, that Temari learned meant he had been whipped by his wife again because Shikamaru made this face whenever she tortured him. He looked toward Shikamaru and said "You are late and your mother is having a fit."
The three of them walked in to see Shikamaru's mom setting the table. She had long black her that was pulled back into a pony tail at the end and went down to her back. Her face was fierce yet at the same time kindly and gentle looking. She was wearing a dark pinkish red shirt and a brown skirt (Strange combination but that's what she was wearing when I saw a picture of her).
She looked at Temari and nodded toward the sofa so she sat down as Yoshino dragged Shikamaru of to another room out of site. They came back a minute with odd looks on their faces. Shikamaru had a look Temari never saw him make, it was the look of embarrassment and His mom had kind of an "I have a lot in store for you" look on her face.
They all got up and walked into dining room. Shikaku sat down first and his wife sat in the seat next to him probably so she could whip him if he misbehaved. That left the two chairs on the other side of the table also setting side-by-side.
The two of them sat down and looked at the food arranged on the table. They helped themselves and ate quietly that is until Yoshino started to talk. "Have you heard about that fox girl running around konoha screaming "My name is Kelsey and I love to make amber angry by trying to steal Gaara?" (A/n Kelsey is a good friend and she writes stories under the pen name FoXySlY" "No but tell me more about this Amber person that owns Gaara? I must know?" Temari replied. "Maybe you should ask Gaara" Shikamaru said.
The rambling went on about the Amber owning Gaara situation but in real life it is Gaara owning Amber or at least that's what he says to me every day. Then came the embarrassment as Yoshino said "Did you know that when Shikamaru was little he used to run around in his underwear yelling SPANK ME MOMMY I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY."
Then all of a sudden there was a voice coming from the window behind Temari's head saying "did you know that I used to be a Demon in a pig suit running around konoha screaming I own Gaara but in reality I was a Wolf in a demon suit inside a pig suit inside Gaara's gourd and strapped to his back that's when I found out that Kankuro Had Yaoi porn magazines stashed inside Gaara's gourd?!"
They all turned toward the window and saw a dirty blonde lady about 1 year younger than Temari with wave long hair and next to her to everyone's disbelief was Gaara, Sasuke, and FoXySlY. Then they ran off into the darkness without turning back.
They rest of dinner was spent conversing about the strange appearance at the window and how much Shikamaru loved his underwear and whippings. Then Temari and Shikamaru left and returned to his house. Temari sat down and wrote another letter that said:
Dear Gaara,
I saw a strange girl named Amber running around Konoha saying strange stuff about you. The worst thing she did was show up at Yoshino's window saying something about a demon wolf pig and Kankuro owning gay magazines. If you are hiding something you better tell me or I will destroy Mr. Bear for good and tell everyone about you wetting the bed.
Sincerely, Your loving sister Temari
She thought about the letter for a second before placing it in an envelope and sending it out by hawk, hawks travel faster than the ninja mailmen do even as crazy about mail as they are. Then she stretched and went to bed without even saying a word to Shikamaru.
Sorry it was so short this time but I put my self in this chapter because I am having a writers block sort of. If you are wondering I am the one who lived I Gaara's gourd for a long time disguised as a wolf inside a demon suit inside a pig suit. Yes Gaara owns me.