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Shikamaru stood over Temari and placed his hand over her forehead because she had a dazed look on her face not normal for Temari's genius looks.
He saw her face turn scarlet red when he touched her and assumed it was a part of the fever.
Then he pulled out a giant anime needle and had an evil anime face but put the needle away when he realized it wasn't the fever, but the fact he was touching her thigh unknowingly.
He quickly removed his hand and turned so she couldn't see him turn his own shade of red in front of her.
"I-I-Its hot in here turn the air on p-please" Temari stuttered like Hinata only all the medication she had to take kept her from talking correctly.
Shikamaru ran out of the room and knocked the air conditioner on and turned on some fans.
Then he took a washcloth, ran it under cold water and placed it on her head.
She grinned and went to sleep again dreaming of the future which I am not going to tell you about because she wouldn't want me to.
Back in the desert they were leaving and only a few more hours from konoha but this time Gaara was riding with Amber so he could do some reading.
It was safer than walking and reading. Baki still had to walk but Kelsey rode her fox flying next to Amber and her companion Kurokiba NOT Gaara.
They took off and Gaara pulled out a little black book.
Amber glanced back and saw the name of the book he was reading. The book was called "Temari's diary so do not touch and in parenthesis it read that means you Kankuro"
"Does Temari know you read her diary?" Amber asked not really paying attention or expecting an answer.
"She knows someone's been reading it but I think she was suspecting Kankuro not me" Gaara said plainly not even glancing up at her.
"It was sort of a rhetorical question but ok whatever."
"Smoochie boochies brodie roochies" Kelsey quoted Jay and Silent bob from Mall rats
"Snoogens" Amber replied quoting Jay from every Kevin Smith movie with Jay and Silent bob in it.
Then Konoha came into sight because the animals were fast at moving.
"We are approaching Konoha fast and we should be there in less than a minute." Amber said all leader-like though she really couldn't do anything without someone to tell her what to do.
Kelsey pulled in front of Amber and landed on the ground safely though it looked like Konosuke was going to be sick because he wasn't used to flying.
Just as Amber was about to land Gaara jumped off onto the ground causing Kurokiba to freak out and crash onto Kon (his name is getting to long to write and I am becoming lazy).
Amber got up and wiped the dirt off her ass because she flew of when Kurokiba crashed.
Kelsey was laughing her ass off and if her fox could make fox noises it would be making laughing fox sounds.
Both Konosuke and Kurokiba unsurprisingly speak English though only Kurokiba can speak both wolf and English, Kon only speaks English.
To Kelsey and Amber's surprise Gaara was also laughing even though it was his fault they crashed and he knew it.
"Okay what do we do know? Do we go ahead and enter or wait for Baki's slow ass to get her? He should have summoned his dragon or is he too damn weak to do that any more." Amber said questioningly not knowing what to do.
"We'll go to the Hokage's tower and ask her for a room in the guest house." Gaara said while watching the two animals untangle themselves from their heap.
I should tell you that Both Kurokiba and Konosuke are females though Kelsey has a great sense of humor so she gave her fox a guy's name.
Amber climbed back onto Kurokiba and they proceeded through the gate.
They were greeted by non other than Naruto.
Then they all heard a "Yahooooo" and a loud thundering of paws.
Everyone turned toward the sound and saw a crazy looking dude riding a great white dog almost as big as Amber's wolf.
Suddenly Akamaru came to a halt in front of Gaara but didn't whimper because he could sense the evil had left him long ago.
Kiba dismounted Akamaru and walked up to Naruto. Then he whispered something in his ear and looked at the group of sand Nins.
Then Gaara began to walk toward the tower and the rest followed leaving Kiba and Naruto at the gate.
They approached the stair case and began to walk up it. At the top Tsunade was already up their yelling at Konohamaru calling him a perverted kid again.
"Nyuu….Chi…..I mean what did she call him?" Kurokiba looked at Amber and asked.
"Where the hell did you learn your English at? Stop watching Chobits and Elfen Lied. Those are not shows for my companions to watch. Do you hear me Kurokiba?" Amber replied bluntly.
"I expected Amber and Kelsey but not you Gaara. Unless you have been informed on your sister's well being." Tsunade said abruptly.
"Well seeing as Gaara is here to we will give him the broom closet to sleep in and Kelsey and Amber will have room 207 of the quest house to sleep in." Tsunade said with a sly voice.
Gaara grimaced as if the demon had permanently imprinted himself in Gaara then his expression lighten as if he never did it.
"Ha I was just joking you get room 208. It was funny wasn't it?" Tsunade grinned again with that twisted look on her face as they left the room with their keys.
If you are wondering were Baki is he ran into a geisha (supposedly but how the hell do you find one of those in the desert) and she drugged him up and left him to die in a hole.
Nobody will come for him unless Kankuro just happens to wander out there like the idiot he is.
"We might as well go visit Temari or something while Baki probably climbs out of some hole in the middle of the desert." Gaara said (He doesn't know what happened to Baki. He was using sarcasm.)
The girls nodded and they were on there way less that a minute later.
This time Gaara took Kurokiba and had Amber ride on the back behind him and Kelsey followed behind the two mumbling something but nobody could understand what she was saying.
Then all of a sudden Kelsey screamed "Artemis Fowl" and ran off into some trees behind none other than Shikamaru's house.
This time Amber jumped of hoping it would spook Kurokiba but it didn't and only made things worse.
"Now what the hell did you jump off for?" Gaara said in an annoyed fashion.
"She wanted to scare me so you would fall of just like she did. Only Kami knows why though." Kurokiba told Gaara.
Amber folded her arms and walked the rest of the way with a deep blush on her face and she wasn't wearing makeup because she doesn't like the stuff.
Hope you people liked it. Why did Amber blush? What the hell is wrong with Kelsey? How the fuck did a geisha appear in the desert? Find out next chapter. Review.