A much obliged thank you to FoXySly, Exclamation mark and co, and Kool4sure.
Message to kook4sure: I am sorry to tell you that I cannot put you in my story as Gaara-
Kun's girl friend because it will mess up plans for some of the next chapters.
"Gaara, who are the two girls accompanying you and why was that girl screaming at the air?" Temari asked in a less than amused tone.
"The quiet one is Amber but the rest of our village calls her Kohaku and she is here to observe your behavior for me." He told her bluntly for he has no reason to lie.
"The crazy one is her friend Kelsey but everyone calls her FoXySlY and she is only here because she is Amber's best friend and she has very persuasive ways of changing peoples mind." He put in and irritated tone.
Suddenly the power in the restaurant flickered and went out.
"That Kelsey is playing with Konoha's power box. I guarantee it." Amber said as she stood up and left Gaara and his sister to their conversation.
As it turns out when Kelsey ran after her lord Sesshomaru he was standing on the main power line. That's when she opened the power box and tried to electrocute him down to her.
She began messing with the switches, there was a bright and painful flash and everything went out.
The words "DAMN IT KELSEY, FIRST SUNA AND NOW HERE. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MESSING UP POWER STRIPS AND STUFF?"
Could be heard from throughout konoha as Amber screamed in anger at her friend who was lying on the ground in panic.
Temari, Shikamaru, and Gaara ran out side to see an angry Amber and a mortified Kelsey standing face to face glaring at the fried power box.
"So what have we learned about destroying other peoples property?" Amber asked Kelsey knowing the reply would be some smart ass yet true remark.
"Destroying things is fun!!" Kelsey oh so obviously replied
She received a pat on the head and the five of them resumed their conversation.
"So that pretty much went on during your whole trip to Konoha?" Temari asked and stated at the same time
"Yep ." Gaara said
"You bet " Kelsey said like it was a good thing
"Unfortunately" Amber said at the same time as Kelsey and Gaara
"I am surprised Gaara didn't go on a homicidal rampage. Wait a minute why isn't Baki sensei with you?"
"Funny you should ask, I don't think he has showed up yet." Amber said wonderingly
It just so happens, that Kankuro DID find Baki though the results weren't pretty.
When Baki, still disproportioned, asked for a rope so he could climb out Kankuro accidentally (A/N everyone knows he did it on purpose) threw a poisonous snake down the whole.
Lucky enough for Baki it died from the shock of Kankuro's ugly ass face.
Then Kankuro dumped some hot water in the already hot son over Baki and covered the hole up with a black sheet as payback for yelling at them when Gaara tried to kill lee during the month they had before the finals.
Back in Konoha
"Let's go back to my place so we can talk more privately" Temari said while glaring at Naruto.
"Your place, that's my house." Shikamaru said and then he flinched but nothing came, not a single punch or anything.
Amber and Kelsey looked at a food store across the street then turned at the same time and said
"Hold on for a sec we will only take a minute then they ran for a suspiciously long time toward the store.
They came back 5 minutes later carrying a bag full of some sort of containers.
In Shikamaru's house Temari began rambling to Gaara about something.
"OMG Gaara doesn't tell him but SHIKAMARU'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PINAPPLE." Temari screamed so Shikamaru could here her.
"OMG Temari don't tell Kankuro but I ran into a bill board sign while staring at Amber's ass."
"Nani?" The four of them said at the same time
Amber's face turned bright red and then pretended not to hear Kelsey laughing.
"You better not be mocking me Gaara or else just because you used to be homicidal doesn't mean you can't suffer an older siblings torment." Temari said rashly.
"Do I smell Pistachio's? Ewwwww Gross." Gaara said in the gayest tone ever.
"Hey. You're getting the skin and shells all over the place. Don't do that."
Kelsey and Amber just became wilder with the pistachios and began fighting each other with there hands just to get the last one.
Luckily for them, but not Shikamaru, they had bought about 7 containers full.
Everybody was now staring in through the window just to see what all the rabid noise was though they probably thought Gaara or Temari had gone insane and was killing someone from all the noise you could here.
Amber and Kelsey fought so viciously that the coffee table legs collapsed from underneath the table and there was couch stuffing everywhere.
Amber didn't really like pistachios that much she just was crazy.
"OMG Kelsey I know what we can eat tonight." Amber said
"Pistachios"
"What, No my moms CHICKEN CASSAROLE!!!!"
"What the hell. What's with you and that damn casserole?"
"It would taste better if someone could cook it correctly unlike me. Who in this room knows how to cook really well?" Amber asked
Gaara and Shikamaru's hand went up in the air as Kelsey and Temari frowned.
"Temari, you don't know how to cook do you?" Shikamaru asked with a tone of concern in his voice.
Temari just stuck her tongue out and they all decided Gaara should demonstrate how well he cooks and cook the casserole.
Temari stared out the window "IS THAT Kakashi copying a cat out there.
Sure enough he was on all fours scratching behind his head then licking what would be a tuft of fur just below his stomach.
"ROFLMAO" Kelsey said as Amber collapsed on the ground laughing at the strange Kakashi.
Kakashi got up kicked the poor neko and walked off reading his book as if nothing ever happened.
Shino walked up to the window and said "What you have just witnessed is one of the strange creations of hybrid clan out casts do not repeat what you have seen to anyone for this can only happen in the world of Naruto and nothing else." Then he walked
"They casserole is done" Gaara said in strange sing song kind of voice
"Gaara what the hell is wrong with you?" Temari asked her little brother
"Nothing" he replied the way Shigure Sohma does to Hattori.
"You sound like a gay cupcake breaking out of the closet." Shikamaru said only to get Amber's foot shoved halfway up his ass.
"Kon (the noise a fox makes)" Kelsey said in a high pitch
"Nyuuu" Amber said (it is the word that Lucy from Elfen Lied said all the time when she was being Nyuu)
"But seriously Gaara, I know gay guys and you are beginning to act like on so please stop" Amber said being overly straight forward as usual.
"Ok no problem. Let's just not tell anybody about this little incident." Gaara said reverting back to normal.
Temari and Shikamaru passed questioningly looks at each other as Gaara agreed to Amber's request.
They all sat down to eat and Amber and Kelsey said Nyuu as they stared at there food and began shoveling down there throats.
At the same time Temari was whispering back and forth between Shikamaru and Gaara all the while shooting glances at Kelsey and Amber's strange mannerisms.
Yes I know I have an obsession with chicken casserole. I also realize that I haven't put enough Temari and Shikamaru so I will make up for that with mild humor. PLEASE REVIEW.