Special thanks to FoXySlY for helping me with this chapter.
There was a loud boom and Gaara looked over and noticed that Amber and Kelsey were not in their seats.
The two of them had blown up Kakashi's House with a giant subway sandwich. There were make-out books everywhere.
Shikamaru walked outside, picked up a page and began to read it.
"Holy shit this is some hard core stuff." Shikamaru said
"Hey don't corrupt yourself over there I need your brain for my…uh..." Temari said accidentally.
"Subway eat fresh" Both girls said (Amber and Kelsey actually like subway)
"Wow who knew those sandwiches could do that" Amber said
"There are a lot of things you do not know young one" Kelsey said in a Yoda fashion.
"What the hell happened to my house?"
"Oh no maybe a sandwich was too much, besides I wanted the subway club with the meat and mayo only." Amber stated.
"I would prefer something with a little less mayo and a lot more mustard, besides do you even know what is put in mayo." Kelsey said sounding much more mature then usual.
"Let's just drop it." Amber said.
"Since when do you care what I read?" Shikamaru asked.
"Since always. I just don't want you to come crying to me when you get an idea from that book and it turns out bad." Temari stated slightly blushing but covering it with attitude.
"As if someone like you could care about anyone." Shikamaru retorted.
"I care a whole lot about everything. I have some students back at the Suna academy that can back me up on that too." Temari said flustered at Shikamaru's attitude.
"She is telling the truth. Their names are Sachiko, Minoru, and Takumi" Gaara told Shikamaru.(Shojo beat magazine. LOL.)
"Oh really now so she is kind hearted underneath all that anger." Shikamaru said
"What's that supposed to mean pineapple boy." Temari said agitated this time.
"Nothing"
"It must mean something"
"I said nothing"
"There is certainly something"
"NOTHING"
"SOMETHING"
"GO ASK MY DAD"
"OH I WILL, YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH"
"Hey can you to love birds stop squawking for five minutes and look at that" Gaara said pointing to two figure covered in sandwich peices and paper.
It was Tenten and Neji covered in icha paper and holding there ears.
"They live on the other side of Konoha what are they doing over here" Shikamaru said wiping the blush streaks from his face.
"We just came back from a mission and we heard a noise" Neji said
"I thought Kakashi had blown up the ramen shop because Naruto is always making him pay for it and he was sick of Naruto talking about ramen but I guess hoping is too much." Tenten said.
"Every one has there hopes and dreams, some are just louder and more obvious then others." Amber said staring at Temari.
"Well spoken" Neji and Gaara said at the same time staring at Temari too.
"Well anyway I guess its time for me and Kelsey to go back to our hotel. It's up to Gaara whether or not he goes to his instead of escaping to kill lee like the first time." Amber said
"Ok See you later" Temari said smiling as the two girls walked off making a lot of odd gestures and noises.
"So Gaara about that arranged marriage its funny and all but the jokes up you can't possibly serious." Temari said
"Oh but I am, It's a very important matter but you don't have to go through with it. We could just have Amber or Kelsey go in you place but maybe we should wait until the hokage chooses." Gaara said.
"Wait until I choose what?" The dreaded, drunk, and gambling hokage said.
"The important letter I sent you about ways to improve allies." Gaara said
"Did you really come up with that or were you forced against your will by someone." Tsunade said.
"Actually I did but Amber gave me the idea of who gets to choose the candidates." Gaara said.
Shikamaru had slipped off while everyone was talking to Tenten and Neji. He went to his cloud gazing spot unfortunately he got peed on by Akamaru on the way there and was know wet and cold. So he decided to just go home.
"Do you think we should have wasted that sandwich" Amber said
"Quit complaining ya fat cow" Kelsey said
"Faaaaaaaat" Amber cried.
"Just shut up maybe there is some food in the cabinet" Kelsey said to Amber trying to calm her down the only way she could.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Amber, answer the damn door NOW!" Kelsey commanded like she owned her or something.
"yes Kelsey the oh so great and wonderful master" Amber said sarcastically.
As soon as she opened the door a swarm of pigs ran in and began eating Kelsey's shoes.
"Tonton get your friends out of her" Tsunade's assistant called to her pig as she walked into the house apartment thing.
"Hi Shizune. What can we do for you?" Amber said friendly like.
"Its about Tsunade's decision for a candidate. She can't make up her mind so she wanted me to ask the two of you to read of this list of guys and tell me what you think" She told them.
Aburame Shino: "Too creepy there isn't anyone with the right attitude in our village for him" the girls said.
Akimichi Chouji: "I heard he has a thing for Ino" Amber said "I'll stick with Amber's excuse." Kelsey agreed.
Inuzuka Kiba: "Considering he is a dog he probably wouldn't stick with someone for too long" they said again at the same time.
Hatake Kakashi: "He is an odd ball plus Kelsey's mom is into him and we don't want that." Amber said
"hey what's wrong with my mom liking Kakashi?" Kelsey asked but with no reply from Amber
Uzumaki Naruto: "He is being stalked by Hinata at the moment" Amber said watching Naruto walk down the road being followed by the shy little Hyuuga, from the window.
Nara Shikamaru: Neither one of them said anything about him because they knew Temari liked him and here was her chance to get what she wanted for once.
Hyuuga Neji: "Isn't he supposed to marry someone from his one clan or another noble clan" Amber stated. "Oooh Incest" Kelsey said obviously interested in what was going on.
"That's all the people she put on the list. Kind of short huh?" Shizune said
"Yeah that's short but why don't we choose Temari and Shikamaru. Their just so cute together when they get all angry and want each others heads on a platter" Amber said making the other two girls freak out.
"It's true the two of them are like that and she is never the one to finish it but always the one to start it considering how lazy the Shikamaru is and How much pride Temari is full of. Those to would be fighting constantly but probably for no apparent reason. Lets just she how well this works out and fix it from there. After all we are Gaara's repair team." Kelsey said for the longest known time for her sentence to make sense (A/N Kelsey is an extremely smart person she just likes to act crazy and chooses not to use that smartness sometimes)
"Oh I haven't decided yet but it will be soon, I have Shizune working on it at this very moment. Until I find out, you will just have to wait. See you later." Tsunade said and walked off to find Shizune
This chapter was written mostly by me but the first part was come up with by FoXySlY (Kelsey)