After you read this story read my other one and review if you don't mind. It is called 'Abnormal sweat drop situations with Sabaku-no-amber' I need to know what you people think.

"Ok Tsunade sama the girls made all sorts of comments except for on Nara Shikamaru, so I guess it's going to be him. Also did you know that I saw Hinata stalking Naruto again?" Shizune told Tsunade

"Then that's what we will go with and Temari should be who Gaara is thinking about using. Yes, I did know that Hinata was after Naruto because I sent her to find him with a message. I wanted him to pull weeds from that useless old man down the street's lawn." Tsunade answered and went back to secretly drinking sake and not doing her work.

Amber sat in front of the frontloading washing machine and watched as the close flopped around in a circle like drowning geese trapped in a hurricane of water and death.

"Hey if your going to watch stuff spin, at least do it at someone else's house, jeez you are starting to act like me, I don't want you throwing up in here it will probably make me do it too." Kelsey said watching Amber and her one and only weakness……laundry day.

"Ok I will do it at Temari's house" Amber said

"Its Shikamaru's house, Amber" Kelsey told her

"Not for long though" Amber stated and ran out the door.

"Round and round it goes when it will stop nobody knows, but the timer says 43 minutes so probably then." Amber thought to herself

"Hi Amber, Whatcha doin" Temari said

"Giving in to my weakness as always." Amber told her.

"Oh it must be laundry day at your temp place. Well then don't kill yourself over it; I have good uses for you." Temari said and walked out of the room

About ten minutes later Amber felt like throwing up her breakfast but held it in.

"HEY GET OFF OF MY CLEAN CLOTHES" The lazy jounin yelled.

Amber had been standing with dirty bare feet in his laundry basket full of clean clothes, but she had run out the door startled and dizzy from the loud yelling and spinning water. A few seconds later she was lying on the ground.

Temari: "Shikamaru you didn't have to yell, you know that she suffers from low self esteem and she will be emotionally tormented by this later."

Shikamaru: "Yeah whatever, why don't you have her in rehab or something helpful."

Temari: "Because our fourth kazekage is the one who tormented her in the first place, and that can't be undone by some nutcase who thinks she can change the world by just asking "and how does that make you feel" all damn day long."

Shikamaru: "You still need to help her."

Temari: "I feel a 'you scrub my back I'll scrub yours' effect coming from two people one of them being her."

Shikamaru: "What does that mean?"

Temari: "Nothing"

"OMG are you alright? Why are you lying on the ground out here like that?" Sakura asked worried at the small figure lying on the ground with swirly anime eyes.

The figure didn't answer so Sakura pitched a big fit screaming "omg she might be dead or something"

"I think I will just leave her there because I have a mission to do"

Sakura knocked on the door and walked in before anyone could answer, talk about rude.

"Tsunade Sama wants the two of you to come up to her office and there is a girl lying on the ground outside your house."

"Just leave her there she'll be fine someone else will find her." Temari said and they all walked out to Tsunade's office.

Inside The Hokage's Office

Gaara: "I see, well she doesn't ignore him like most people."

Tsunade: "So are you agreeing to go through with this the way you planned?"

Gaara: "I don't know. What did the other two think?"

Tsunade: "It seems that they had problems with everyone except him."

Gaara: "then I guess that's what we are going to do... They are here"

Tsunade: "So it seems."

"Let's let Shizune tell them, if I do it someone is going to get hurt." Tsunade said and they left out the window leaving Shizune to tell them.

"Tsunade sama I brought them like you ………Shizune where is Tsunade sama?" Sakura asked

"She left everything to me again. I think she enjoys pushing all her work on her assistant just so she can have something, other than Jiraiya, to laugh at." Shizune told her

"To make this easier why don't you bring them in one at a time so they don't freak out and kill each other, or rather she freak out and kill him." Shizune said trying to act like Tsunade.

"Ok who do we tell first?" Sakura asked

"Something in my head says it should be Temari" Shizune said

"Looks like I am not the only one with an inner self. Ok she will be in here in a second."

Temari walked in the door and looked around the hokage office wondering were in the world Tsunade was if she wanted to talk to her, but all she saw was her assistant…..what was her name again Shizue…no that's not….Shizume…no why would it be that…Shizune…..yeah that's it.

"Where is Tsunade?" Temari asked

"She isn't here, she left me to do her work again" Shizune told her.

"Ok so are you going to tell me why I am here then or not?" Temari asked

"Yes. You remember when Tsunade came to you just before you got sick and told you about what your brother the Kazekage planned to do don't you?" Shizune wasn't really asking she was more like trying to find a place to start.

"Well your brother and Tsunade have decided to go through with it and He said that you are to represent Suna if you have any problems speak them now or forever hold your tongue." Shizune said.

"So who am I supposed to get married to anyway?" Temari asked the assistant/apprentice.

"I thought that was obvious but if you have to ask it is ………Nara Shikamaru."

"WHAT, WHY HIM?" Temari asked shocked that she hadn't figured it out sooner.

'Would you rather someone else? I could have you with Lee or Kiba?" Shizune asked

"NO, its fine I will get used to his lazy ass, I think I already know what its like to live with him. He is actually quite clean and it's not that bad I guess." Temari told her afraid that she would change it.

"Ok then would you bring him in here know" Shizune said

A moment later Sakura came back in the room with Shikamaru who stood next to Temari.

"What is this all about?"

"As of now you and Temari are fit to be betrothed." Shizune said so she could hurry up and get it all over with.

"The set date is in 3 days. I think that's enough time" Then she shoved everyone out the door and sat down to finish Tsunade's paper work.

Gaara was walking down the road and he saw Kelsey dragging Amber and fat self across the Konoha square.

"What's going on? Why does she look like one of those chibi anime characters that have just been on a roller coaster or Inuyasha in a pool full ink?" Gaara asked Kelsey dragging the hypnotized Amber

"She was watching a washing machine spin laundry and apparently went a bit over board. This is the only time you will ever see this so take a picture." Kelsey said and walked off.

"See you guys later probably." Gaara said and walked of secretly shaking a Polaroid picture. (Kelsey was being sarcastic so why did he take a picture.)

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