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"What the hell am I supposed to do?" Temari asked herself for the thousandth time.
"I don't want to get married I just want to live a normal life as the kazekage's sister."
"You are the oldest of the siblings. You are supposed to set an example for them aren't you?" Shikamaru stated like he was one to talk. He didn't even have siblings how was he supposed to know.
"Well Gaara said it was too late to back out, now that everyone knows. I wonder how everyone found out."
"Sakura told Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke probably kept quiet but Naruto told the person in the ramen shop and I saw Lee Go in there after that. So rock lee told Neji and Tenten and she told Ino who most likely told Chouji, because I didn't, who probably told his dad who told my dad and…"
"Ok. I get it so just shut up and tell me what to do now!" Temari yelled annoyed by how much Shikamaru could say.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Temari was annoyed so she opened it expecting to see someone interesting like Gaara, Amber, or even Kelsey but what she saw was eventually going to happen anyway.
As soon as she answered the door she wanted to close it just as quickly. For it was THE SOON TO BE IN-LAWS.
Yoshino enveloped her soon to be daughter in-law with a passionate hug
"Get off me you crazy bitch! What the hell do you think your doing?" Temari said outraged at Yoshino's behavior.
"Mom don't do that or you might get a taste of you own medicine." Shikamaru said from the kitchen room.
"Oh dear lord no! This day is cursed by the evil demon lord! Not another crazy one. If she is anything like your mother, after you have a child she will be all over your ass for every little problem." Shikaku said (the demon lord if from Nana Komatsu or Hachi/Hachiko.)
"If you don't SHUT YOUR MOUTH I will show you what the demon lord looks like" Temari and Shikamaru said at the same time.
"Hey, don't you copy me." Temari said flustered again
"I wasn't copying you, you were copying me?" Shikamaru said back
"I guess we will be going then before your mom gets ideas, sayonara!" Shikaku said and they headed out the door.
"Is she gone? Make sure she isn't still within fifty feet of the perimeter." Shikamaru said
"I am not your puppet (no pun intended because Kankuro owns puppets)" Temari told him.
"Maybe we should go out for a while I don't feel like staying inside" Temari said and walked out the door un-aware of what awaited her.
"Maybe we ought to go see your Hokage and find out how this works." Temari said
"That wouldn't be a good idea because she is demented and I don't trust her with my life." Shikamaru replied
"Nyan…Nyan…Nyan…Nyan…Nyan…Nyuu…Nyan….." a cat from somewhere said.
"Dammit someone shut that cat up." Temari screamed.
Shikamaru turned around to see where the Japanese cat noise was coming from and it was Naruto standing on a power line poll.
"What ever you do, do not look behind the demon lord is standing on the power line ready to strike us down." Shikamaru said sounding like his dad
"Nani? Who is the demon lord?" Temari asked and then she felt it, the ramen glazed gaze of the demon lord come to haunt her every move.
He swooped in and was stopped by a shield of sand.
"Stop playing dress up Naruto. We have business to take care of." Gaara said and walked of with Naruto trailing behind saying dattebayo.
"What was that all about?" Shikamaru asked Temari with a raised eyebrow
"I don't know they have been that way since the chuunin exams. Sometimes it makes you wonder what goes on inside Gaara's head. Its quite obvious what goes on in Naruto's head though." Temari told him.
Mean while Amber and Kelsey were walking around konoha.
"I wonder does this place have a skating rink, or a bowling alley anywhere." Kelsey said.
"If they have a bowling alley why don't we take Lee and use him as a bowling pin." Amber said
"And if they have a skating rink lets go there and watch people fall down or push one through a trap door in the floor or a wall."
"No, we should ask Tsunade sama to show us some interesting things." Amber said with an evil look glinting in her gold eyes.
"Awe you too are getting married, Ok fork over the money Uchiha's" Kurenai said glaring.
The two Uchiha brothers sighed as they opened there wallets. Sasuke's wallet was shaped like a pong paddle and his brother's was a red cloud.
"Wow I am glad to see you away from that rock, Kurenai" Shikamaru said
"Yeah, I guess it's just time to move on, besides Sarutobi's cousin was the real person who was killed if you hadn't noticed that's why he wasn't smoking. We really fooled you this time didn't we?" Kurenai said laughing at the way he was acting.
"YOU BITCH, THAT BASTARD I'M GONNA KILL HIM."
"Oh yeah and Chouji and Ino said you smoked a cigarette, just wait until we tell you mother." Kurenai said teasingly.
"No, don't tell her I will be in trouble.
"Shikamaru, you did WHAT?"
For a moment he thought that actually was his mother yelling at him but it came from his right side and only one person was standing there and that was Temari.
"It was one smoke. I didn't like it, smoking is not my thing ok so don't get all fired up." Shikamaru said trying to escape his fiancé's terrible wrath.
"Why are we even over here Itachi?" Sasuke asked all emofied
"Because we needed to find out if we won the bet or not" Itachi said and walked away leaving Sasuke 'emo fag' Uchiha by him self. (I love emo's but I hate Sasuke he is the worst emo ever. Gay people are ok too.)
"Wait a minute Itachi and Sasugay. You two were betting on me and Shikamaru. You bastards I ought to kick you scrawny ass right now." Temari said in an outrage
"SASUGAY! Hahaha" Itachi said pointing at Sasuke like a little weirdo
"SASUGAY, how dare you call me that."
"Time to go home" Shikamaru said dragging Temari off and locking himself in his house from Sasuke.
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