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"Oh god, I am trashed did we get drunk?" Amber said
"I think so I don't remember after that 16th class of clear stuff."
"Holy shit, Tsunade got us drunk." Amber said
"I don't think that's the worst of our problems, Look at Gaara he looks worse than you and that's bad." Kelsey said pointing a finger at Gaara sprawled in the corner with his face buried in his arm laying face down.
"OMG, I will look for some coffee and aspirin. Gaara you aren't allergic to aspirin are you?" Amber asked
"Not that I know of, but make sure it is the strong kind I feel like I am going to kill someone just to make the pain stop."
"Okay. Kelsey get in the closet, It doesn't matter if I die nobody needs me but everyone needs you so take cover incase this doesn't work." Amber said
"What, don't say that, you know your important think about Sunagakure we're prospering because of the council, and you know it." Kelsey said for the thousandth time god we have to work on that self esteem Kelsey thought.
"We are out of coffee. We should go gets some. Let's leave Gaara with someone responsible." Amber said
"Yeah I thing we should call Lee." Kelsey whispered.
"That should keep him busy until we back"
I guess lee was running and they must have been talking really loud because he burst through the door screaming "I'll do it. It'll be like a mission."
"Ok but don't do anything weird in my rented home or this might go on my record." Amber said and the two friends were off.
They passed a bunch of suspicious looking shops like 'Ayame's custom costumes make any fantasy come true' and 'Diamonds that will shut them up'
"What the hell is with all these ridiculous shops" Kelsey asked.
"Don't know, but Temari is getting married tomorrow maybe we should buy Shikamaru a suit of armor and Temari some pepper spray." Amber said
"Yep, we can do that at the store." Kelsey said.
Inside Shikamaru's house
"Armor" Shikamaru said and then he sneezed
"Pepper spray" Temari said and sneezed at the same time as Shikamaru
"What" they both said at the same time
Back in amber's house
"Come on Gaara why won't you do it." Lee pleaded
"Shut up you green vegetable" Gaara said
"Nande?" Lee asked
"Because I don't swing that way you Betty boop son of a bitch, damn." Gaara shouted and lee ran out the door leaving Gaara in the house alone with a giant tampon.
"Giant Tampon where the hell did that come from?" Amber said staring at Sabaku-no-amber like she was insane
"Shut up, you're not supposed to talk to me." Sabaku-no-amber said and continued typing.
"Amber quit talking to yourself and hurry up, the store is just over the ugly orange dude with crazy blonde hair and piercing blue eyes blocking our path with little vampire fangs and a cape made of pudding skins." Kelsey said
"NANI!? (WHAT!?), Hey aren't you to old to play dress up, Naruto, You fat fruitcake."
"Faaaaaattttt." Naruto said and ran off.
"Hn. All he said was fat why not fruittttcaakkee" Amber said to herself.
In the store
"Hey what are you to d-doing h-here." Hinata asked
"You don't have to stutter Naruto ran off a little while ago in a pudding skin cape." Amber said avoiding Hinata's crazy eyes afraid stuttering could be contagious even though she stutters in her head all the time.
"Alright then, someone show me where the coffee is." Kelsey said looking around for someone to answer
"It's down the third aisle on the right. Why what do you need it for." The twisted lady hokage said.
"Your one to ask, its because--." Amber was saying but someone covered her mouth
"Uh I like coffee in the morning and we don't have any." Kelsey lied and they ran away toward the aisle suspiciously.
Back in Shikamaru's house
"Only one day left so let's think about the plans." Shikamaru said
"Hmm. Lets go with gray for the brides maids." Temari said
"What, a western style wedding, why not a Japanese style?" Shikamaru asked
"I'll think about it but let me have my fun for now then you can pester me as much as you want after the wedding……, Dammit you are so screwed right now look what you made me say.
"Hey its not my fault you love me so much." Shikamaru said messing around with Temari's fan conveniently taken away from her.
"Just shut up and wait till tomorrow." Temari retorted and went back to her planning.
Shikamaru watched her intently as she sat there the morning light glowing off her face. Maybe she wasn't going to be a bad wife. She certainly looked pretty in the light. This was all right he thought and walked off toward the kitchen.
Maybe Shikamaru wasn't going to be a bad husband he certainly didn't pester her very much and he was agreeable most of the time. Wait did she just think that. Well its not like she can take it back now. I mean she did have feelings for him when she was younger after the chuunin exams.
Temari did know him better than any other guy she knew, there wasn't a single man on earth that she got along with the way she did with him.
Ten minutes later Shikamaru came back from the kitchen.
"Temari, it's ok if we have a western style wedding. I like it better that way plus I couldn't find any information on wikipedia about it." Shikamaru said
For a minute he thought he saw her eyes brighten and she smiled a very beautiful smile but it didn't last long because after that she said "Oh, so you're giving me permission to plan MY wedding."
"No, that's not what I meant, I meant that I will go along with the western wedding if you will let me, Dammit quit being so troublesome for five minutes." Shikamaru said standing there staring as Temari jumped from her chair and kissed him softly, then she ran of to her room
Shikamaru stood there for a few seconds trying to register what just happened. To his disappoint meant it didn't go the way he always thought it would but maybe it was for the best. He also had his chance to show her what he can do tomorrow and for the rest of his life.
"We're back, you two didn't destroy my apartment did you." Amber said looking around for Lee and Gaara but all she saw was Gaara laying asleep on her couch.
"Awe, Kawaii, lets wake him up and get him for falling asleep." Kelsey said.
"No don't disturb him for a minute more just let him rest." Amber said
After five minutes Amber shook him gently and told him to drink his coffee and take the pill. Then he fell back asleep. Gaara didn't sleep easily though so this is a rare occasion since Shukaku was extracted.
"I think I am going to take a nap too. It's still early in the morning, so its fine." Amber said
"Actually it's 6:43, we were out for awhile." Kelsey told her.
"Hm, I wonder what happened to Lee, he didn't even leave a note or anything." Amber said turning back.
"Well I guess I better fix dinner then. Does beef roast sound good to you." Amber asked
"Yeah, beefs okay, wonder if Gaara likes beef."
"Yeah, beefs fine." Gaara said
"Shut up and go back to sleep or I will give you a sleeping pill." Kelsey said
"I don't want to anymore, besides my head feels better. We really shouldn't trust Tsunade." Gaara said
"Wow, that's something you wouldn't hear on a daily basis from Gaara." Amber said
"Why would I have any reason to lie?" Gaara asked
"You would lie if it were for someone in danger." Amber said
"True, but nobody would be in danger under my watch" Gaara said and sat up on the couch.
"I am hungry, FIX ME FOOD AMBER!" Kelsey said.
"Hold your damn horses, it's cooking."
"Wow one more day until my sister gets married." Gaara said and laid back on the couch an began drifting off.
"I thought he said he wasn't sleepy, I guess he had a rough night last night and today was probably just as bad. We shouldn't have left him by himself with lee." Amber said and sat down with a beer.
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