Anger
(Dan Vs.)
Dan was sitting down in his apartment watching TV with his cat Mr. Mumbles on his lap. "We now return to Cops." Said the TV. "This is classic Mr. Mumbles, this is what happened last year when Chris forgot his anniversary." Said Dan to Mr. Mumbles, Mr. Mumbles responded with a meow. The screen then turned on to Elise being held back by cops and Chris cowering behind another cop with burses all over his face. "That jerk forgot our anniversary!" Yelled Elise struggling to get free from the cops grasps. "Please! Keep her away from me!" Said Chris. Elise started to calm down "Okay I'm cool." Said Elise calmly, the cops then let her go. Elise then started attacking Chris. "Okay here it comes, here it comes!" said Dan as there was a loud smashing noise emitting from the TV. Dan then started whaling in laughter "Ha ha ha ha that was classic ha ha ha ha ha!" Just then Dan's phone started to ring.
Dan then let out a sigh then walked over and picked up the phone. "Hello?" "Dan! Your still alive!? How is that possible?" Said the voice. "I'm sorry, who is this?" asked Dan *Sigh* "It's me, Elise." Said Elise. "Why are you calling me?" asked Dan. "Something weird is happening, I know your not going to belive me but, there are zombies flying around killing other people and turning them into zombies too. You need to get out of there and take Mr. Mumbles with you!." Said Elise "So?" Asked Dan "So you need to get out of there!" Yelled Elise. "Look Elise, I don't know what type of nonsense your babbling about this time, but if it will make you happy I'll put Mr. Mumbles in his own little personal panic room." Said Dan. "… Wait you made a panic room for Mr. Mumbles but not for yo- forget it." "Look Elise, your wasting yours and my time here, you really need to get a hobby." Said Dan "What!? This is the last time I try to help you, you little-" but before Elise could finish Dan interrupted her and said "Yeah well okay Elise bye." Then Dan hanged up.
"Jezz, well if it will make her feel better I guess I'll stick you in your panic room." Said Dan to Mr. Mumbles. Dan then stuck the cat in his own little panic room hidden in the wall. Dan then heard some noises outside "What was that?" asked Dan as he looked through his window to see fires, and people in black costumes chasing other people. "This isn't good." Said Dan. "Ah whatever, the police will help out." But just then through all the chaos a electrical pole fell on Dan's car. "My car!" yelled Dan. His yell was apparently so loud that it alerted the attention of every black lantern down the street. "Oh no." said Dan as every black lantern with in a two block radius of the apartment could hear was now pounding on his door. Dan then ran over to the door holding it shut with his weight.
There was slamming and pounding on the door as a voice seeped through 'We crave your hearts and your demise.' Said the voice as the black lanterns started breaking through the windows and breaking the door down. "Oh yeah, well you owe me three hundred bucks for my car you just crushed." Yelled Dan. But the black lanterns just walked forward, Dan then grabbed a bat that he keeps under his couch Dan then held the bat up and said "At least tell me who you are." Yelled Dan. "We are the Black Lantern Corps and we crave your hear-" "Yeah, yeah I heard you the first time!" yelled Dan. The black lanterns then attacked Dan, as Dan thrashing his bat fruitlessly at them. As the black lanterns held him down and a very familiar black lantern approached him "Hay DAN." Said a black lantern that looks an awful lot like… The imposter Dan."
"YOU!" Yelled the real Dan. "You are a part of all this?" "Well not at first, but after these kind gentlemen and women showed me the light, I just couldn't say no." Said the fake Dan. "Now enough about me, you always seem so angry Dan, maybe it's time for you to take a long rest." The impostor then ripped out the real Dan's heart as he let out a bloodcurdling scream "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" But before Dan died he saw a small red glowing thing zipping around his apartment. As it slipped itself on Dan's finger as it said
Dan Roberts of Earth. You have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.
Dan's eye's then snapped open as he was enveloped by a red energy and his wound got healed up .
Hate.
"What the? I thought we killed you!" Said the Impostor. "I don't go down easy, and with this new power-" Said Dan as he unleashed a deadly blast of flaming hot plasma at all the black lanterns from his mouth. "-I will get my revenge!" Yelled Dan as he started creating numerous weapons and slashing, blowing up, and burning all the rest of the black lanterns. The Black Lanterns then started to reform themselves, "Come on! I'm ready for more! Bring it!" Yelled Dan. But then his ring started glowing, and it took of at high speeds to the sky with Dan yelling at the still reforming black lanterns. "BLACK LANTERNS!" Dan yelled as he was flying away.
Dan Vs. The Black Lantern Corps
A/N: If your unfamiliar this is how Dan Vs. usually starts it's intro
(Regular Show)
It was a bright day and Mordecai and Rigby were fooling around on the cart tearing up the grass and making a huge mess. The two slackers then made a quick stop near the house. "New record." Said Rigby as he stop the timer. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!" cheered Mordecai and Rigby. "What is this?!" Yelled the high pitched voice of their boss Benson. "Oh no." Said Mordecai as Benson started walking over "Oh Yes!" Yelled Benson as he gave Mordecai and Rigby each rakes "Now both of you idiots clean this mess up before I get back or… YOU'RE FIRED!" Yelled Benson as he walked away. Mordecai and Rigby started to clean up the mess, they then saw a figure walking up to them. "Let's just hope it's not Benson." Said Rigby. "You bonehead he went into the house." Said Mordecai. As the figure walked closer and closer they saw it was Death. But he looked a little different.
"Oh, Hay Death." Said Mordecai with a board expression. But Death didn't respond and started walking even closer. "Um… Death hello?" Said Mordecai, but Death didn't respond. "Hay Dea-AAAAHHHHH!" But before Mordecai could finish his sentence Death ripped his heart out. Mordecai then fell on the ground dead. "MORDECAI!" yelled Rigby as a black ring flew from the sky and placed itself on Mordecai's finger.
Mordecai of Earth. Rise.
Mordecai then rose with a new black suit and the cavity in his chest healed. Rigby then screamed and ran to the house as Death, Mordecai, and many other black lanterns fallow, Rigby then ran in the house and slammed the door. Skips, Pops, and Benson then came in the room, high-five ghost and MuscleMan were laying in the couch watching TV. "Did you and Mordecai clean up the park yet?" asked Benson. "Benson! There are flying zombies with tight black spandex outside, and they turned Mordecai into one of them!" Said Rigby as he was holding the door shut. "Guys! We need to board up the house now!" Said Rigby as Benson walked forward and said "You think I'm going to fall for this little prank?" Said Benson. "But Benson its really not a pra-" But before Rigby could finish Benson shoved him out of the way and said "Out of the way let me see." As Benson looked through the glass in the door he saw rotting, slimy faces staring at him. Benson then backed off out of fright and said "Block the windows and doors!" Yelled Benson.
The whole gang then started getting 2x4's and nailing the windows, the doors, the fridge… Oh opps. But none of the barriers wasn't enough the black lanterns started breaking through, and starting killing and ripping out the heart out of Rigby, Pops, Skips, High-Five Ghost, and Muscleman. All except for Benson who was trying to ward of the black lanterns who used to be his friends… Well most of them. Benson was trying to ward them off with a lamp "Stay back! Stay back!" yelled Benson. "Oh Benson, It's so wonderful." Said the black lantern version of pops.
Benson: Anger
"Its fantastic Benson, were we are there is no more light, no more emotion. That means no anger Benson." Said the black lantern version of Mordecai "No more anger? NO MORE ANGER?! My anger makes me who I am, and none of you are going to take that away from me!" Yelled Benson. As the Black Lanterns were closing in on him he saw a red light entre the house zipping all around until it slowed down and slipped itself on Benson's finger.
Benson of Earth. You have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.
The rage energy then started to engulf Benson as he let out a horrific roar with hot plasma dripping from his mouth and glowing red eye's. Benson then with an enraged yell created a blast that was the equivalent of a small hydrogen bomb that destroyed the entire house and all the black lanterns. Benson then let out a sigh and saw all the destruction with a shocked face. "Wow, got to be a little more careful with this thing." Said Benson looking down at his ring. The ring then started forcing itself to the sky and took of to places unknown.
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Squidward was driving in his car away from the bikini bottom to get a break from Spongebob. Squidward then turned on some smooth jazz finally starting to relax "This is the life, a nice vacation away from you know who." Said Squidward. But Squidward then saw something on his side view mirror, he adjusted it and saw three people flying from behind his car in black suits "What the?" but before Squidward could react the black lanterns started attacking Squidward's boat. Squidward was stirring left and right to shake off the black lanterns but one got behind the boat and blasted the tire off witch made Squidward lose control and tumble down a hill, and by the time he hit the bottom he or his car exploited. "Ouch." Said Squidward. Squidward then got up and rubbed the dust off, Squidward then looked over and saw his boat ruined "Oh no, ruined! All ruined!" Squidward then had a realization. Squidward then ran over to the ruined car digging through the rubbish thinking 'No! No! No! No! No! Please be okay!' thought Squidward as he finally dug up the blackened clarinet that soon disintegrated in his hands.
The black lanterns then landed behind him. At that moment something snapped in Squidward, all his life he had to deal with SpongeBob and Patrick, he had a job that he hated, and fate hates him. Squidward then grew so angry that the popping veins on his head spelt the words 'I'm Angry' as the black lanterns started to walk closer Squidward swerved his head around with a red face, but the black lanterns were not phased. As the black lanterns walked closer to kill Squidward a red light was coming from the sky. It was a red ring that floated in front of Squidward, Squidward expression quickly turned from enraged to confusion. Squidward reached out to touch it but it then flew on his finger.
Squidward Tentacles of Earth. You have great rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.
Squidward's body was then enveloped with red energy as he let out a yell at the black lanterns witch was actually hot plasma melting them into the ground.
Kill.
Squidward then took a few deep breaths and looked at the ring "What is this going ring and what's going on?" asked Squidward, the ring then pointed itself to the sky" what's going on?!" asked/yelled Squidward as he started flying into the sky and out of the Sea, to places unknown to him until later.
A/N: Hay guys thanks for reading. Oh and just to let you know the original character for were Squidward was, was originally Ren from Ren and Stimpy but I changed it because I just didn't see it fit. And just another heads up I may show some characters that I said from the earlier chapter that I said that they weren't going to make appearances, well some may make appearances… But only as black lanterns that way I get to have a bigger army of black lanterns to play with, no one will get angry, and I can type down ways the main heroes will kill them. Next chapter coming soon.