Disclaimers are over rated. You know who owns the character's why put a disclaimer.
Temari stood there while the maid buttoned, laced, tied, and zipped up every inch of her complicated and not very comfy wedding dress.
She could here Kelsey and Amber in the next room complaining about the color of there dress and the way it fit.
"Hold still. Quit moving around god. How the hell am I supposed to do this with you squirming around?" The maid said pinching Temari in the back a few times.
"Just shut up and button the dress up. So we can get this thing started. Your making me nervous and that isn't easy."
The truth is that Temari really is a naturally nervous person. Nobody knows that except her brothers and soon Shikamaru.
"Ok finished. It's almost time to get this started." The maid said.
Temari could here people out on the grounds which is where the wedding was being held.
"Kitsune, you sexy drunkard!" Kaolla said
"Narusegawa, Kaolla is scaring me." Shinobu was crying.
"I don't even know those people. So how do I know their names?" Temari thought out loud.
Meanwhile Shikamaru's mom was helping him into his tux.
"Shikamaru pull your hair down. You can't wear it up today because you have to look nice." Yoshino said ripping the ponytail from his black hair.
She pulled out a small black razor…I…uh mean…comb and fixed his hair so it would be neat.
About five hours earlier.
Amber woke up and the first thing she saw was…..Kelsey on the floor in front of her sleeping.
"Why is Kelsey on the floor" Amber thought as she felt something press itself into her back.
She turned around to see what it was, thinking it was some cat that got into her house but it wasn't. The familiar red hair kind of gave it away.
'uh he has his own room next to us so why is he in here'
He moved closer and she tried to move away but fell on the floor onto Kelsey who didn't wake up. That's when she dragged Kelsey out of her sleeping place and into the living room so she could tell her what was going on.
"Kelsey wake up damn it. Why is Gaara in my bed?" Amber asked looking at the red head who was now curling up into a bawl because his source of heat was gone.
"Aww look at him. He's so cute." Kelsey said trying to change the subject.
"You better tell me why he was in my bed when I woke up now or I will make you sleep outside tonight." Amber said angrily.
"OK, God, Hmm lets see, Kankuro came to Konoha and kicked Gaara out of his room because all the other rooms were taken and he didn't want to share with his younger brother." Kelsey said
"Oh well that doesn't explain why he was in MY bed." Amber said
"He wouldn't sleep in mine. And the couch was occupied." Kelsey said
"Occupied by whom?" Amber said looking at the now empty couch.
"By Baki sensei." Kelsey said.
"Ah well, that explains it, but it doesn't explain why you were on the floor."
"I was on the floor because I didn't want to sleep with Gaara, he only likes me in a that's-my-crazy-friend kind of way." Kelsey told her.
"Ok that's good enough for me." Amber said
Everyone was waiting as the groom walked up into place and stood there waiting for the ceremony to start.
Everyone was standing in place as they played the music that Amber hated so much. She would rather stand face to face with a rabid lion then listen to this song twice.
Temari came into view wearing a white dress while everyone else stood in lavender or grey dresses.
About five minutes later and some blah blah blah from a preacher who just rambled in a language that Temari couldn't understand, came the damn 'you may now kiss the bride'
Shikamaru made an effort but Temari pulled him in tightly and kissed him hard.
"Whoa I did not know Temari was like that" Amber and Kelsey said at the same time watching in fascination at the two newly wedded people still freaking kissing.
"Hey that's enough Temari you are in public you know. You can do that all you want when you go home with him." Kankuro said laughing.
Baki was still a bit bitter from being left in that pit to die. If he ever saw another geisha I am sure he would explode.
Gaara was still sleepy because he stayed up most of the night trying to go to sleep because he was uncomfortable being in the same room as Kelsey because she might try something weird
Amber was still sleepy because she woke up too early even though she wakes up pretty early already.
Kelsey was agitated because nobody was paying any attention to her except for Uchiha Itachi who kept poking her from behind every 5 seconds and she was enjoying it.
"Dammit Itachi I am trying to fix my phone, will you stop acting like a little kid." Sasuke said as Itachi jabbed Kelsey in the butt real hard.
"Ow! You asshole don't poke my ass so hard." Kelsey screamed which caused Temari and Shikamaru to break apart and the party started.
"Whoot Party!" Someone said from in the crowd most likely Kitsune.
"I think I will sit down now, I don't like parties anymore not since my head was dyed orange and my socks were stolen last week at the last party I went to." Amber said sitting down on the bench farthest away from the insane people.
"Congrats" Ino said to Temari and Shikamaru and then she and Chouji engaged in a boring conversation that isn't worth listening to.
"Hello, May I poke your forehead." Itachi said to Sakura who was running away from a crazed Lee and Neji who was following Tenten, who just so happened to be following Lee.
"Lets blow this joint and go to our house." Temari said to a nodding Shikamaru and off they went.
That is the big wedding. I guess I don't really know how these things work so that wasn't the best I could do I am just to lazy at the moment. REVIEW OR WAKE UP WITH A BLOODY SPOON IN ONE HAND AND YOUR EYE IN YOUR MOUTH….then you probably wouldn't be able to read. REVIEW ANYWAY.