"Hey. What about the bouquet? Don't you have to throw it and let someone catch it?" Sakura screamed.
"Oh Yeah I almost forgot" Temari said tossing the bouquet in no specific direction.
You could hear a lot of screams and people were shoving each other everywhere.
"You know and I told her that panda's are vicious creatures and she had to argue with me. That was the last I saw of Jesse Hawkins. After that people feared panda's and Now I am trying to start an army of…." Amber was cut off by something that landed in her hands
"Hey who threw this at me when I find out whom…" Amber began to say but Kelsey whispered in her ear.
"Oh never mind Temari, I didn't know it was you." She said apologetically.
"What the hell am I supposed to do with this anyway?" Amber asked
"I don't know. It's not important." Kelsey said.
The two newlyweds were on their way to their house.
"So who caught the bouquet?" Shikamaru asked turning down their road.
"Uh...I think it was Amber." Temari told him uncertainly
"You think or you know' Shikamaru said
"Just shut up and get in the house before people notice." Temari said taking her fist and hitting him in the back of the head.
"I think I need to get this damn dress off. It is stupid and uncomfortable. Also I want you to leave your hair down for the rest of the day." Temari said walking through the door.
"Tch Why should I do that?" Shikamaru asked.
"Because I am your wife and I said so. You got a problem with it." Temari said looking at him.
Meanwhile Gaara was back in his apartment.
"I got a lead on who impersonated your council member." A voice on the phone said
"Alright who is it?" Gaara asked.
"It was Megumi, The male not the female. He seems to be angry that a woman is in the council. He doesn't follow Suna's code that women and men are equals." The voice said.
"Ok I guess we better question him to make sure you're correct and if it is then we sentence him for slander and vandalism of another village." Gaara said and hung up the phone.
Meanwhile back in Shikamaru's house.
"Hey I know this might be sudden but I want you to move your stuff in my room now." Shikamaru said
"What? Well if you say so. I mean we are married now aren't we." Temari said coming out of her room wearing her normal kimono.
"I can't believe your brother let you do this." Shikamaru said
"He would have to anyway. If I wanted something he would let me have it just to keep me happy, but only if it was something that could affect my life drastically." Temari said staring at a picture she had just set down on the end table.
"Uwaaa! Kyou hit me." A voice screamed
"Nee, Haruhi lets go eat some cake . " a loli-shota shouted from somewhere holding his cute little rabbit.
"Wow Konoha really is busier than Suna. Just about every day I hear someone who isn't a citizen shout something onto the streets." Temari said enthusiastically.
"Damn tourists" Shikamaru said
"Hmm. You sound like an old man." Temari told him
"Do I. well I do play shogi" Shikamaru said
"That makes you…MY old man. You're only for me to have." Temari said pecking him playfully on the cheek and running off outside.
In Amber's hotel room
"Oh my Kami, Kelsey, Pierrot's Yuuyami Suicide is on MTV." Amber said listening to the much more explicit aired version of the video.
(A/N: the aired version is more explicit than the non aired one. There are dudes making out with each other and people shooting their selves in the head and there were some lesbians in a bathroom or something. They aren't there in the non aired ver.)
"What comes on next?" Kelsey asked.
"The making of Nana Mizuki's Wild Eyes video." Amber said
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Kelsey answer the door. I did it last time." Amber said
Kelsey went over and open the door after threatening Amber with one of those crazy stares.
"It's Gaara-Sama he needs to speak with you 'alone'." Kelsey said using her fingers to emphasize "alone".
"Tch, don't do that, teme" Amber said and walked out the door.
Gaara watched the door close behind Amber, and then he looked around to make sure nobody was watching but the whole village was.
"We found out who did it." Gaara said glancing at Kurenai who was standing around watching them.
"Did what? Wait never mind I know." Amber said
Gaara raised a non exsistent eyebrow.
"I'm sorry it slipped my mind for a millisecond. So who was it?" Amber asked
"It was" Gaara began and then glanced around behind him to see Chouji and Ino making out again. "Ok as I was saying it was…Megumi."
"That BASTARD…I …mean dammit." Amber said but corrected herself because you don't want to curse like that in front of Gaara he may get agitated a bit and do it too.
Chouji and Ino felt the presence of a pair of eyes. They were correct it was Gaara and Amber.
"Stop staring or are you intrigued by this display of affection in public. You should follow suit." Ino said
"Intrigued...Ha...More like disgusted but if you want to display your affection I got no problem with it but don't do it in front of my house." Amber shot a nasty remark toward Ino not really caring.
"You're just jealous because you don't have a man." Ino said trying to hit Amber in the ego.
"Tch. I don't need a man. But it looks like you got yourself in with the same species. Good for you. We don't need any pig dogs running around just pigs. Ino the boar and Chouji the pig. (A/N: I am a pig. I like Chouji he is cool it's just Ino I don't like."
"Ok time to leave." Gaara said dragging Amber away.
"That's right bitch you best leave." Ino shouted.
"That's it. You wanna go let's get it on. I'm going to kick your ass whore." Amber said getting really pissed off.
Amber waited for Ino to try to land a punch on her and dodge it then she kneed Ino in the stomach and left Ino with Chouji on the ground.
"That was NOT necessary. You know better than to behave this way. You could get our village in trouble." Gaara said obviously angered.
" I think you need to cool down. Now lets go back to your place before you get into more trouble. Try to be more careful it could damage the treaty." Gaara said and they went into the house.
This was a hard chapter. I think I put to much Amber in it. I am sorry, but there were some sweet moments with Temari and Shikamaru in here weren't there. PLEASE review.