In case you were wondering I had not posted lately because I was running out of ideas. I do that sometimes. But now I am back with new unused by myself Ideas. I am aware that my best friend FoXySlY has already told Sandtwins. Please do not kick my butt for not posting in about a month or two.

"You know we are married now." Temari said

"Yes, I am completely aware of the marriage I was there." Shikamaru said

"Don't be a smartass; I was just trying to state something. Do you know what married people do?" Temari asked.

"No, nor do I care. What are you getting at?" Shikamaru asked with one eyebrow raised.

"Nothing, I was just planning to JUMP you when you weren't looking." Temari said half-jokingly.

"What?" Shikamaru said while a little trickle of blood dripped from his nose.

"Omg, you were aroused by that weren't you." Temari laughed and pointed at him.

"What? No I wasn't. I have a headache that's all." Shikamaru said

"Don't lie. That's not very nice or in your case not healthy." Temari told him glaring maliciously which was habit she picked up from Tsunade a while back.

"What do you mean not healthy. I think being around you is not healthy. My existence is not healthy. That person's hat is not healthy." Shikamaru stated pointing at an innocent passerby.

"Hey you leave my poor hat alone. What did my hat ever do to you?" the angry person then stormed off.

"Shut up and walk. Quit arguing with me so we can go home before people realize we are gone from the party." Temari said and grabbed her little deer's hair.

At that moment:

"Hey it feels like someone is missing." A person said but forgot about it because Changin my life came back as a band to play Love chronicle for the wedding.

After they got home Temari sat on the couch and began talking about stuff. Shikamaru listened for a while until she fell asleep. It was about 9 when she did fall asleep and she was on the couch too.

'I can't just leave her on the couch it would be uncomfortable.' He thought

So Shikamaru picked her up gently and began carrying her up to her room. The bad part was when he got there a barrier was set up so he couldn't enter and neither could she.

"Damn that Tsunade. She did this didn't she; she always has some malicious thing to do to make my life work. I just know this has something to do with her." He said quitly so not to wake the sleeping wind sorceress.

So Shikamaru carried his wife to his room and laid her on his bed.

'She is so beautiful when she sleeps. I guess now that I am married to her I can think such things." He thought.

Shikamaru bent down and gently touched her face. It was soft and her nose twitched when he touched her. He laughed quietly at the way her nose twitched, but then some fucking asshole knocked on the door and ruined the moment for him.

'Who the hell is it this time?' He thought stomping down the steps.

"It's nine at night why the hell is someone at my door" he said quietly.

When he got to the door it was already open. "What the fuck. Am I being raided while I am still home?" Shikamaru thought aloud.

"Not quiet but you are being warned." An oddly familiar voice said

Shikamaru turned around to see Kankuro sitting in a chair in the corner.

"Don't touch my sister or in any way anger her or you won't be facing her along but you will have me and Gaara on your ass as well. Do you understand?" Kankuro said flatly, or as flat as he could be. Let's just say he didn't pull it off well.

"Kankuro leave him the hell alone. I don't need you to defend me and Shikamaru would never do anything so offending unlike you and your women, you fucking man-whore."

"Hey that hurt. I am not a man whore I prefer the name pimp thank you very much." He replied to his sister.

"Temari…You're awake?" Shikamaru said startled

"Your stomping woke me up" She said grabbing the now burned Kankuro by his collar and throwing him out of the house.

"Well that went well." Kankuro thought and ran off to his apartment.

"What was that all about anyway?" Shikamaru asked Temari

"He just wants to scare you so he doesn't have to worry about being an uncle too soon or me becoming retired."

"So he would do the same thing to Gaara when he gets married?" Shikamaru asked while thinking 'Would Gaara be the kind of person to love someone and be loved in return.'

At the moment he said this Kyo Sohma's curse was broken because until the cat can love someone (Tohru) and be loved in return the curse would remain that is why he was to be confined, so that he could never love or be loved by someone.

"Um…Kankuro would not dare interfere with Gaara's life in anyway. He knows that Gaara can handle his own life by himself and also he is afraid of his sand because it can be very painful to get hit by." Temari said looking around to make sure Kankuro had really left.

Temari yawned and then Shikamaru did as well. (A/N: this is making me yawn too lol.)

"I am sleep lets go to bed." Temari said walking up the stairs and trying to enter her room

"Hey Shikamaru, Why can't I get into my room?" Temari answered frusteratedly.

"I think Tsunade put a barrier on the doorway so you can't get into your room. You could try going through the window or you can sleep in my bed. Either way I don't care." Shikamaru said

"Yeah right you pervert. I would never sleep in the same bed as you." Temari said and walked outside to check and see if the barrier was there too…and…it was.

"Ok I hope there is room for two because the barrier is here too." Temari shouted.

"Hey not so loud the neighbors will hear you and think I am some crazed pervert."

Temari walked up the stairs and in his room then she lied down.

"Don't you dare rape me in my sleep asshole." Temari said and then she fell asleep quickly.

"Pfft, like I would ever do something like that. I would never rape you." Shikamaru said

Yay! Another chapter by me. Sorry I took so long. Review. NOW!