Hey, sorry these chapters are so short. But I decided to write a funny disclaimer. I've seen other peoples' and they're hilarious. I thought it would be fun to write one.
Me: I hope I don't have to write a disclaimer story!
Firestar: I forbid you to not write a disclaimer!
Me: But aren't you dead?
Firestar: But I'm alive in your hearts. *Pins me* SAY IT!
Me: Dude, really? Fine, I don't own Warrior Cats. Happy?
Firestar: YAY! By the way, you're a weirdo.
Me: *face palm*
I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Well, lets get to the story!
Jake is sort of cute. But due to my knowledge and obsession of Warrior Cats, Firestar won't be born if I reveal my feelings and he excepts. I know what your thinking, but you just met him, your being stupid! But I like him! Plus, he is flirting in his own way, so, that doesn't help my case. And, I'm jealous of how happy Talltail and Pie are. I walk away from Mr. Flirt and head to Multi.
"Hi," I say.
"It makes me sick seeing them like that," Multi says, flicking her tail at Pie and Talltail.
"Well, at least they're happy,"
"Yeah, but it's so cheesy!"
"I agree, but still, its cute to see them together,"
"Yeah whatever," and she huffs away. Rude. This is going to be a long trip.
"Hey, want to grab some fresh kill?' Jake asks.
"Why not,"
Even shorter chapter because I think I might start another series and this one will be left in the dust. Well, enjoy this because this might not be updated for a little while.