Temari woke up well rested and not raped. I wish I could say the same for Shikamaru. He woke up on the floor and in terrible agony.
"Get up and fix me some breakfast DEER" Temari said laughing at her little joke. (A/N: instead of dear she said Deer.)
"I think after breakfast I will go see the psychiatrist." Shikamaru said getting up to cook some bacon for his wonderful new wife.
"What do you need to see a psychochiatrist for?" Temari asked with a concerned look on her face.
"I need to see a PSYCHIATRIST because Tsunade makes my life miserable for no reason." Shikamaru told her wondering why she would ask such a personal question.
"Well, you're not psycho so tell me about it." Temari said insistingly while pushing him to cook.
"Hmm. Well it all started when she made me a chuunin and sent me on that Sasuke retrieval mission. It broke myself esteem and made you torment me for the rest of my life." He said obviously talking about the crybaby thing.
"You also learned responsibility about caring for friends during missions and that nobody else can be a team leader better than you, didn't you." Temari pointed out and waving for him to continue
"Then there was that time she sent me on that return a favor mission and I found out that You out witted me with that chick and then Ino went home crying for a week because she didn't do anything right because me and you did it all just fine alone." Shikamaru said making boo hoo tears.
"Don't make fun of Ino. You also saved my life during that and not to mention Gaara's life. He would have never become Kazekage if you weren't on that mission to instruct the important team members." Temari pointed out yet another good outcome.
"The worst time was when Asuma died and she wouldn't let me go avenge him but then I melted that guys face off. The bad part is I have this crazed urge to smoke now."
"That's all in your head. If you even touch a nasty cigarette I will cut your fingers of one by one until the urge has subsided completely." Temari said angrily this time pulling out a serrated knife.
"Well that's all I have to say. I guess I didn't need a psychiatrist after all. Hmm you made a point today. I think being with you has its benefits after all." Shikamaru said accidentally burning a piece of bacon.
"You bet your ass it does now put a new piece of bacon on there for me when I get back. I am going to the psychiatrist." Temari said walking out the door.
"Hey you can't leave I don't see why you need a psychiatrist anyway." Shikamaru said poking his head out the door.
Temari walked up the steps to the psychochiatrist office. When she got to the top she noticed a sign on the door that read
Psychiatrist retired do to Sakura's whining. New psychiatrist is only temporary until I find one that actually lives in this village. Good grief what is you people's problems. Next I will be seeing that insane boy Artemis Fowl.
'Ok that's unusual.' Temari thought to herself then walked into the office.
There were several rooms but only one of them was normal and that was the waiting room.
"Please have a seat Temari-san; I will be seeing you shortly after I deal with your brothers problems."
'What my brother is here. I wonder why oh yeah he was tormented as a child and has only talked to that ditz Naruto and my even more airheaded brother Kankuro. I will have to listen to this.' Temari told herself.
"Ok and why do you think they would do such a thing?" Amber said
"Well they want you out of the fucking council isn't it obvious." Gaara said angrily accidentally knocking a plant of the desk.
'This isn't about Gaara's problems, it's about hers. I should stop listening before I get caught. What is going on around here though, I mean why is Gaara handling her problems? He is always saying people should take care of their own problems unless you owe them something.'
"Ok Temari you can come in now." Amber said motioning the oldest sand sib to come in.
Temari followed her into a completely different room with paintings of wind and stuff that is weird.
"Ok what is it that I may help you with?" Amber asked
"Alright let's get to the point. Someone has placed a barrier around my bedroom so I can't get in their to go to sleep forcing me to sleep with Shikamaru who touches me in his sleep unknowingly and I am not used to being touched in my sleep." Temari said without a problem speaking to some chick she met a few days ago.
"My my, that is a serious problem. I bet you Tsunade is behind it too. Knowing her or it could be that old pervert Jiraiya." Amber told her.
"Everyone keeps telling me it's Tsunade who did it. I am not sure what to believe. Not to mention I just listened to Shikamaru tell me all the problems Tsunade has cost him since he became a chuunin. I swear his is a whiney little bitch when he wants to be. I love him though." Temari said slightly blushing.
"Really, It is important that you communicate with your husband so that your marriage doesn't become like my moms, all screwed up and with constant fighting. Gaara tells me you have a passionate side to yourself that many people don't see. I think you should just be yourself and do what you think is right." Amber said off topic
"What does that have to do with the barrier on my door?" Temari said
"Absolutely nothing, I guess that's enough for tonight. See you some other time. Ja ne!" Amber said shoving her out the door.
"That was real helpful" Temari shouted half sarcastically.
'I guess I will go home to Shikamaru for now. I can see I will be sleeping with him for a while, from what people are saying Tsunade is a hard to persuade person once you get to know her.
Ok I updated pretty quickly hope you like it. Review bitches.