Shikamaru woke up to Temari snuggled into his arms dozing away most likely unaware of what she was doing.
"Well isn't that adorable." Ino said as Shikamaru looked up surprised to see his to teammates standing in his bedroom with… Oh no Temari in his arms.
"Shut up it's not like I asked her to do this." Shikamaru said getting red in the face from embarrassment. "It's best that I don't wake her though, so that you don't have to see how she is in the morning.
"JUST how do I act in the morning Shikamaru DARLING?" Temari said waking up to see the two people standing in her room.
"Hmm there is my point. I have to go to work so do whatever you want while I am gone just don't break things." Shikamaru said pulling his shirt and vest on.
"Alright I will be a good girl for my master." Temari said sarcastically on purpose just to embarrass him.
"Shikamaru, What have you been doing to her?" Ino and Chouji said at the same time.
"NOTH-Everything. You should see how he treats me like some sex slave." Temari cut in though everything she said was a lie.
"You liar, I never did anything to you. I wouldn't dare touch you if the shinobi world depended on it." Shikamaru said saying more than he meant to say.
"How rude you un-grateful bastard. Get out before I hurt you." Temari said
"Like you would hurt me, you love me too much to harm me." Shikamaru said leaving out the door with his former teammates following close behind.
A little while later the phone rang. So she went to answer it.
"Hello" Temari said casually into the phone though she had no idea who had called.
"Temari sama?" the female voice said
"No, it's Albert Einstein." Temari said sarcastically (A/N Wow she is just full of that today.)
"I'm sorry I must have the wrong number." The voice said in the background you could hear a gimme that phone.
"Hey Temari I want am going shopping for this book that I am obsessed with, since you don't have anything else to do I was wondering if you would like to come with me and Hinata." Amber said.
"Where are Gaara and Kankuro?" Temari asked
"Kankuro is teasing Kelsey about her boyfriend and Gaara is getting ready to go to the next village. He sent me to buy supplies." Amber told her.
"Oh okay I guess if it benefits toward Gaara, I will come." Temari said hanging up the phone before running upstairs and coming back down fully dressed.
"KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU" The dirty blonde girl yelled loudly
"Hinata you can ride on the back of Kurokawa with me if you want or you can walk it doesn't matter just hurry before my favorite book disappears and I die from anxiety.
"O-ok, I will ride with you." Hinata said stuttering.
Suddenly a bird passing over head screamed "BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"
"What the hell was that?" Kiba shouted from over the fence.
"Go back into your dog house, little boy" Kelsey screamed "and by the way, I think Shino is gay for you, man!" She added. (A/N: I love Shino man, but FoXySlY hates his guts and wanted me to make Kelsey beat him up but I told her no I would never do that.)
Soon they began riding into the konoha square.
"Ok Hinata, What is the biggest book store in Konoha?" Amber asked feeling slightly dizzy.
"That store over there is the largest one in konoha and still it's pretty small." Hinata said pointing to a small bookstore with icha books displayed in the window and sure enough Kakashi was pressing his face to the glass with a bag of groceries discarded in the dirt next to him.
"Ok I want you to go in and see if they have Shizuko's Daughter by Kyoko Mori in there and if they do I want you to buy the hard back. Here is $17.00. That should cover it but if not tell him to hold they book and come straight back to me and I will give you more money." Amber directed her.
"Why don't you go do it yourself?" Hinata asked
"Because I am not supposed to be at the bookstore and Temari decided she didn't want to come at the last minute so you have too. Plus I don't like people all that much and I tend to be shy maybe even shyer than you." Amber explained as easy as possible.
Hinata went into the bookstore and everything was fine until the world began to freeze up and get darker. Soon there was no feeling and all that was heard was a large thump.
"Amber…Oh my goodness." Cried a voice believed to be Hinata's
"Sweet Sassy Molassy" that one was obviously Kelsey because she had been saying that lately and I don't know where she learned it from.
"OH MY GOD, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, when Hinata came back with you being dragged by your wolf I thought someone had shot you down or struck you or something. Gaara doesn't seem to happy either because know you are an hour late for the next village." Temari said as the unconscious blonde regained herself.
"I'm sorry, I never told anyone about my fainting spells. It doesn't happen very often, only when I am under a great deal of stress. I will be okay now." Amber said.
"You should go home to your husband before he realizes something is missing." Gaara said pushing Temari out of his apartment.
Temari walked through her door and saw Shikamaru sitting in his chair with a pale face.
"Oh my god you're alive. I thought you had killed yourself because of this morning." Shikamaru said standing up and running over to her.
"No I only went out for a bit, then Amber fainted and I almost had a stroke and Gaara is leaving tonight and I just don't know what to do. Listen I am tired and I want to go to bed. It was hard to live today and all I want to do is sleep." Temari said.
"Yeah, work was hard today too. I was assigned some students and they are pains in the ass. I couldn't sit down to watch clouds for five seconds and one of them kept shouting dilly-dally-shilly-shally and the other one had a sword that was to big and an attitude that was menacingly annoying with his blonde hair and blue eyes. He was too quiet. The third kid had a baton thing and was cursed with this crazy sense of humor and long red hair to match it." Shikamaru said walking up stairs.
He pulled of his shirt which had a lazy looking deer on the front of it and climbed into bed next to her and fell asleep.
Awe that is so cute I would love to see that in the anime. I sometimes pass out and just about every night I have a dream or two about that book mentioned in this chapter. I am sooo sorry if I distracted you with Amber again. God Amber is such a bitch. Please review.