Oh my kami, did everyone see that shipuuden episode with Temari telling Shikamaru he should hurry up and become a Jounin. That was great, He waited for her to come outside so he could walk her to the gate. I love Masashi Kishimoto...he is a genius.
Sorry I haven't updated in a while please forgive me...Do not make bad reviews or I will be angry if you don't like it than don't read it, jackasses...Only referred to the person who made a mean comment on my earlier chapters a few months ago.
The three siblings stared at each other for a few minutes
"Goodbye Gaara, and you too Kankuro...See ya hopefully, Amber and Kelsey...Until we meet again Baki" Temari said wrapping her arms around her brothers
"SEME!" Kelsey cried out enveloping Amber in what seemed to be a constricting embrace..."I don't want to be the seme." Amber told her.
"Ok, Temari here are your conditions...You must promise not to get ; murdered, pregnant, severely injured, divorced, etc..." Gaara said seriously
A blushed swept across her face and yet it faded before anyone noticed "I swear on Kankuro's life that nothing will happen to me" Temari said staring at Shikamaru and then added "hopefully."
"I don't mind kids but we can't have our sister unusable for nine months if we are in severe danger." Gaara added
"Yeah, but I do mind kids. Here is another condition for you to prevent those little bastards from appearing...NO SEX!" Kankuro added being an ass as usual.
"Shut up, It's my body and I will do ass I please, if I can get Shikamaru to stop being lazy long enough to get anything done." Temari added teasing Shikamaru.
"Hey, I married you didn't I, That took a lot of energy and work just to accomplish but I didn't be lazy through the whole thing now did I?" He replied defending himself
"Okay, it's time for us to be going back home" Temari said glaring at Shikamaru
And with that the group walked out of the gates and at the same time Temari dragged her husband by his towards the street that led home.
'Damn, father was right, we Nara's do attract violent women who abuse us.' Shikamaru thought 'but he was also right when he said they show as tender side to the one that they love'
Temari stared at him as he thought to himself walking down the unusually empty streets of Konoha.
"Ohayo Temari-chan!" A certain pink haired girl called out."Guess who showed up at my house this morning?" She shouted blissfully.
'Oh kami-sama not her.' "Umm the loch ness monster and big foot? And the reason they came is to tell you they were engaged and were expecting a child, little does the father know that the baby conceived will be a leech and end up killing off both parents." Temari said hoping it would through her off a bit so she could get home in time for her early morning shows.
"Nani?...No but that was a good guess...it was Sai and the best part was, he didn't call me a ugly hag...but I still threw him out when he started talking about Naruto and his lack of a penis...it was gross and I never want to hear about it again." Sakura said.
"Well that's nice, I am going to get going, it's almost time for Shikamaru's bath and then he has to take a nap after that. I have to make sure he falls asleep by 12 or somebody is going to be a bitch in the after noon, Ja-ne!" Temari said and ran down the street far far away from the tree of rumors and lies.
"Did you have to say that?" Shikamaru said
"It was better than the other excuse I had about you and the diaper department in the grocery store." Temari said laughing slightly.
"Well I am glad you didn't use that one then, OH NO!" Shikamaru yelped as he saw Tsunade walking down the road with a menacingly smug look on her face glaring at the two of them.
"Quit being such a crybaby, I don't see what your problem is now. She can't do anything while I am with you or I can report it to the council." Temari said reasuringly.
"Hello Temari-san and Shikamaru san...I was wondering if you would like to play some poker, I need to test my luck." Tsunade said
"Um no, because if we play someone will get hurt...I tend to become violent when I gamble or drink." Temari lied
"Not to mention my parents are coming over to inspect the surroundings of my estate. My mom says if I keep a messy house she will take Temari and make her live with them." Shikamaru said actually telling the truth.
"Nani? Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Temari asked shocked
"I didn't think it was that important." Shikamaru looked at her and said
"Yoku sonna hidoi koto ga ieru ne? (How can you say such a thing?" Temari said in japanese because she recently found out Tsunade doesn't understand japanese
"Could you stop talking in Japanese right now? Let's just go home ok" Shikamaru said walking around a dumbfounded Tsunade
"I think Shikamaru's marriage will go well don't you?" Yoshino said to her husband who replied with a "yeah sure, whatever." which earned him extra whippings.
"Our marriage has gone fine, so why shouldn't his?" Yoshino added getting the same reply from her husband as she did before.
"Your sons welfare is in a fine womans hands and you aren't even listening to what I am saying." Yoshino said furiously.
"Look woman, If your so worried about the girl than go visit him by yourself, you'll see she is just find and capable of taking care of herself" Shikaku spat at her, until he realized what he had just done.
"You better watch what you say if you want to live any longer." She said calmly and then she retreated to the bedroom to get dressed approprietly.
I know this was short but you will have to bare with me a while. Please review nicely with no crude remarks.