I am so sorry estherjiwonkim for what i said at the beginning of my last chapter. I hope you will continue reading and reviewing my story even though i was so rude to you. i guess i was having an off week. Also sorry it took me so long to update.
I do NOT own naruto if i did every girl would be wearing a pretty kimono and all the guys would be the same as they are now.
Yoshino looked around at the stuff she had saved for when her son got married. She picked up a large box of heirlooms with the word "For my Son and his Wife" written on it.
She placed a letter inside the box and picked it up as she walked out of the room. "You ready to go" She said to her husband who replied with a nod and they walked ou the door.
Yoshino was happy and sad at the same time, she never thought her son would leave her. As for Shikaku he was happy his son was married and out of his hair that meant he could retire, but that also meant he had to listen to Yoshino screech at him every five or ten minutes.
The walk wasn't far but it was harder for them to move every time they stepped toward their sons house, this wasn't because they were old because heaven forbid they weren't but because they were having fights with their inner selves.
"They should be here soon!" Shikamaru called up to Temari from downstairs. Temari didn't hear him for she was too busy getting ready, though she wonder why, she was
cleaning and tidying up their room. Her hair was let down because she normally didn't wear it up in pony tails because she was at home.
"Nani?, Uh what do I do now?" Temari thought to herself, she had met his parents before but it felt different now.
"Um, You could start by getting your ass down here." Shikamaru said walking in the room and taking her by the hand, then leading her out the door to greet his parents.
doki doki 'what is this why is my heart beating like this' Temari thought as she smiled at Yoshino and her husband, whom was overwhelmed by a large box.
"Oh my, Shikamaru aren't you the gentlemen, holding her hand like that." Yoshino laughed pointing to a red faced Shikamaru.
"Shut up old lady, Its not like that!" Shikamaru retorted dropping her hand abruptly.
"SHIKAMARU!!!"-Yoshino's face looked scary like an evil spirit-"PICK-HER-HAND-UP-RIGHT-NOW-AND-DON'T-LET-GO-ALL-DAY!!!" Yoshino said all anime ghost like
"Now, show your father into the house while holding hands" Yoshino said grinning evilly.
"It's okay miss Yoshi-" Temari said but was dragged away by Shikamaru who was pushing his father into the house with his free hand.
Yoshino sweatdrops 'They're just like me when I was young she thought.
Temari watched Shikaku walk toward the couch and sit down, then he turned on the television and began to watch his favorite program "The Late late show w/ Karasu and
Kuroari" (Author note/ I love the late late show with Craig Ferguson.)
Yoshino walked in and saw her husband making himself at home, "Shikaku dear, WHAT are you doing? I thought we were going to watch they're lifestyle." Yoshino said.
Suddenly the phone rang and Temari picked it up. "Moshi Moshi, Nara Desu." Temari said. (Author note: thats how you pick up the phone in japan and you have to say
your last name too.)
"Temari-san I need to ask you a question." The shyest girl in the whole village asked.
"What is it Hinata?" Temari inquired. then Temari felt a heavy pain in her bladder, she had to pee. "Hinata can you hold on a moment I have to go the the bathroom really
bad."
She laid the phone down on the table and walked away and about a minute later Shikamaru walked by the phone, He could hear a voice saying hello.
"Who said that?" Shikamaru said
"It was the phone." the voice replied...Shikamaru looked at the phone..."OH MY GOD...THE PHONE IS POSSESSED BY THE EVIL DEMON LORD. (ha ha ha, Nana
Komatsu)
And with that he threw the phone at the wall and it broke.
Then Temari came out and saw what happened.
" Shikamaru, why did you do that?" Temari said staring him down.
" The phone was talking to me, I thought it was the evil demon lord out to destroy our marriage." He said kind of embarrassed for being so stupid
"It's ok, I guess we will just use the other phone even though it looks tacky." temari said resting her head on his broad shoulders.
"Aww that is so cute, Temari you seem to be very affectionate, thats good for Shikamaru but are you also one to keep him in line." Yoshino said walking into the room.
"You bet your ass she -" then he was hit on the head with a large fist.
"Shikamaru, how dare you swear in the presence of lovely goddesses, You know I raised you better than that." Shikaku scolded his son.
"Shut up, you do it too, not to mention I have every right to swear as much as I want because Temari does it too." Shikamaru exclaimed.
"Yup, its true. I Cuss a lot but I have good reason for it. If you lived with a face painted ass, and a well emotionally challenged teenager, you would be cussing too. I take that back you did live with an emotionally challenged teenager." The sand princess proved her point to them in quite colorful way.
"You are absolutely wonderful, just the kind of woman I like to hang around with. I think you are doing a wonderful job taking care if this boring laze of a man." Yoshino established with a smile
"Hey why am I the one who is always insulted whenever a fight erupts." Shikamaru whined.
"Because you we can't let you win!" The two women shouted at the same time.
Yet again he lost to mankind's sinful desire…women.
"Don't have sex son, Sex is for married people" Shikaku said "Oh wait you are married people in that case do whatever you want, that's what I do." Shikaku said staring at his wife while crazy music played.
"Want to know something cool" Temari said "In my family the men get pregnant instead of the women." Temari said
"What are you serious?" Shikamaru exclaimed while being stunned.
Both Temari and Yoshino broke into laughter. Then they walked away and out the door.
"So where do you think they are going?" Shikaku asked
"I dunno probably one of those crazy wife get-togethers where they talk about their husbands and stuff." Shikamaru said.
SURE ENOUGH HE WAS RIGHT.
"So Mrs. Temari Nara has joined us has she!? Oh and she brought Mrs. Yoshino too." One of the weird ladies said
"Hello Temari and Yoshino." Some Pink Haired nameless lady said.
"Hi nameless lady." Temari said while waving.
Then they all sat down in a comfy looking beige colored sofa. While two other women sat on a wicker bench and the nameless lady was seated in a rocking chair.
"Since Temari is new she can talk first, So what's it like being married to the village's smartest shinobi?" the leader asked.
"Well, its kind of a drag. He can be so helpless sometimes and he complains a lot. But never about me…he just smiles and turns away all shy and stuff." Temari said. "He does have some very good points to him though. Like when I say something that someone like Sakura or Ino wouldn't comprehend he completely understands or at least he is smart enough to convince me that he does."
"Wow that sounds very interesting. Please continue." Another blonde chick said
"Sometimes, When I can't figure out some of the things that bother me, he seems to know the perfect way to fix them. He is much more useful than everyone led me to believe." Temari said fixing her stare at a painting of a couple in a gondola on the wall.
"Interesting, Time to here your latest problem with your husband Yoshino." Nameless said.
"Now, He won't even pay attention to anything I say. Earlier I was talking about our visit to my sons house and all he ever did was nod and continue reading the newspaper. Sometimes he will give me remark like 'did you ever consider that you might be fat" or something like that and it usually ends with him getting his ass kicked…" the conversation went on for ours so this is as far as I will tell you because it would take too long. The day was over by the time she shut up.
Temari went home to find Shikamaru asleep on the couch. So she left him there…just kidding.
Temari woke him up and they went to bed.
Find out what happened during the night in the next issue of shojo beat…just kidding. In the next chapter find out what happened. READ AND REVIEW.