Chapter 2

"Your majesty? Your majesty".

Yuri slowly opens his eyes, then immediately closes them as the painful throbbing of his face hits him for a second time. He puts his hand to his nose and lurches to the side; groaning.

"Your majesty, are you alright?"

Yuri tries to get up but very slowly and gets into a sitting position. With his eyes still closed he continues to rub his nose.

[Yeah Gisela, I'm fine, it's just that there was this crazy blonde girl in my bed who….]

"Your majesty, who is gisella?"

Yuri slowly opens his eyes and looks up at the person talking to him. Standing there with a deep look of concern on her face was a short haired brunette woman. She was captivatingly beautiful with her boyish hair cut but with a bang over half of her face framing her deep brown eyes. But what really stood out to Yuri was the fact that she was wearing the same uniform as Conrad, in fact she kind of looked like she could be conrad's twin sister. She bends forward and extends her hand to him giving him a closer view of her average sized boobs. Yuri quickly turns his head out of fear of getting hit again.

[Um…..excuse me, who are you again?]

"Don't you remember me your majesty? It's Connie, your godmother".

[C….Connie?]

She helps him up and he stands there watching her in shock. He then takes a moment to think, blonde haired, green eyed girl in wolf's nightgown in his bed, brunette good looking dominant female who happens to be his godmother, even with this information he didn't dare guess what the theme of this dream would be.

[Oh yeah, Connie, good morning.]

"Oh my, it appears you've been punched in the face again".

[AGAIN?!]

Suddenly the door is swung open and a silver haired taller woman with abnormally large boobs steps through, dressed like Gunter.

"Good morning your majesty".

[uh…..good morning…..you.]

The silver haired woman tilts her head a bit puzzled. Connie smiles at her a bit.

Connie: "Good morning Glinda, it appears his majesty has been punched in the face".

Glinda: Oh dear, again? OH YOU'RE MAJESTY".

Yuri is suddenly hit in the face a second time by a huge pair of boobs as Glinda engulfs him in a hugs. The taller woman swings him from side to side in her arms.

Glinda: Oh you're majesty, are you alright? How dare she do this to you? This time Willow has gone too far.

[fm hm hm frhm].

Glinda: I'm sorry; what is it?

[Can't….breath.]

Glinda lets go of him allowing Yuri to gasp for air, he teeters backwards for a moment. Then something else hits against the back of his head and bounces him forward again almost back into Glinda's chest. He groans again and turns around realizing it was yet another set of breasts that had hit him. He looks up at the new woman in the room and quickly comes to terms with what kind of dream this is. That's right ladies and gentlemen; this is a gender swap dream. The woman had the same long dark gray blackish hair as her male counterpart and even the same eyes along with the same outfit. The obvious difference being the large chest and feminine features. She looks down at him impassively but doesn't say anything.

Connie: Good Morning Guinevere.

Guinevere: Morning Connie, Glinda.

She looks over at Yuri again but this time glaring at him.

Guinevere: You've been punched in the face again, haven't you?

[OH COME ON! does she start every morning off by punching me in the face? Seriously is that the running gag here? Crazy blonde girl punches demon king in the face at least once a day for good luck? ]

Connie chuckles in the background slightly at Yuri's overreaction.

[Hey, Connie, it's not funny, my nose is still throbbing.]

Connie: myapologizes you're majesty.

Guinevere: perhaps his majesty would have less of an issue with willows violent behavior if he could manage to keep his wandering hands in check.

[It was an accident, I….I thought she was a guy and…..]

Guinevere: YOU'RE MAJESTY that is by all means your most flimsy excuse yet. Need I remind you yet again, that during engagement both partners are not to touch one another in any kind of provocative way. If you insist on violating this rule again, I will have to…..

Connie: Now Guinevere, need I remind you that his majesty has abide by these rules on numerous occasions. So it is fair to say that he is simply not the type of person you are trying to make him out to be. Mistakes happen, so there is no need to make anything more out of this then it already is.

The two women stare at each other, Connie's calm yet stern expression not backing down from Guinevere's intense glare. After a while of staring each other down, Guinevere surprisingly backs off and walks out the door.

Guinevere: Just see that he continues to behave himself as a true king should.

Yuri sighs; Gwendale still dislikes him in this dream and Conrad still sticks up for him. He truly wished this dream would end already. He began to wonder what the point of this dream really was, but decided to continue it.

15 minutes later

Yuri sits at the table sipping on his tea and smiling, he was surprised he could even taste it. In all his other dreams he could never taste the food, even the aroma of the hot drink was great. It was chamomile; it was one of his favorites whenever he felt like drinking it. he puts the cup down on the plate in front of him and picks up a warm roll, he bites into it and smiles, it was delicious; so light and fluffy. He then stops himself and looks down at the roll.

[ I pray that I'm not eating my pillow right now.]

(My you are certainly enjoying your food right now aren't you?)

Yuri looks across the table from him and his eyes widened, it was a beautiful blonde woman wearing purple tinted glasses smiling back at him as if enjoying watching him eat. This was female saralegi , she wore the same outfit as him but Yuri couldn't help but notice the two new additions to the chest area. He sighs and decided to take a crack at guessing her name.

[ um…hello sarah.]

Sarah: hello your majesty, thank you for inviting me to lunch.

[ R…right welcome.]

He had no idea what this girl was talking about; come to think of it his surroundings right now confused him even more. The small table he was sitting at with Sarah was directly in the middle of the royal garden. There were flowers everywhere around them and the sun glowed bright and warm on the both of them. Wait a second; wasn't he going to breakfast just moments before? He scratches the back of his head as Sarah talks to him.

Sarah: such a beautiful day isn't it, I'm glad we got a chance to be all alone. I've been meaning to discuss something with you.

[Oh I see, would it have anything to do with why we are here. I could have sworn I was supposed to go to breakfast with everyone else. ]

Sarah chuckles: oh your majesty, surely you jest; you already had breakfast with everyone this morning. We're having our afternoon lunch meeting right now, remember?

[ Uh sure I did.]

Sarah leans forward a little closer and rests her chin on her hand looking into Yuri's eyes fondly. Yuri blushed at the extra attention she was giving him.

Sarah: I do hope I am not being too forward, but I ….I have always wanted to become closer to you. For you see; I have grown very fond of you, in fact I'm afraid that I…

Sarah blushes and reaches to gently grab his hand in hers, to Yuri's surprise she was suddenly right next to him closing in on his face. Yuri gasped and nearly falls over a bit, the male version of her was never this forward.

[ Uh…..uh s..sarah? ]

Sarah: I think that I may be falling in love with you, your majesty.

[B…but Sarah, I'm still engaged to Wolfr…I mean Willow. ]

Sarah takes his other hand in hers and puts it on her chest over her heart; surprising Yuri for the second time.

Sarah: My heart beats for you and you alone your majesty; I can not help how I feel about you. Besides, it is my understanding that your engagement to her was an accident, was it not?

[Well yeah, it started out that way but….well.]

Sarah: then there is still hope for you to be with the one you truly love. All you need to do is simply dismiss the engagement. The fact that you have yet to marry her must mean that there is no love between you.

[ S…sarah…..listen about that…..I…]

"There you are".

Yuri and Sarah both look over at the entrance to the garden in shock; the double black king was greeted with the blond in question. He couldn't help but blush while looking at willow, he always secretly admired wolfram's good looks but seeing the female equivalent was simply breathtaking. She was dressed in wolframs uniform except a few buttons of her shirt were open to reveal a descent amount of cleavage. Willow's long blond hair flows around her in the wind as she glares at the both of them while approaching their table.

Willow: get away from my fiancé you hussy.

Sarah simply grins at her: Lady Belefield, you seem upset. Was it something I said?

Willow: you know damn well it is. What exactly are you trying to do? You know that cavorting with someone else's betrothed is amoral…unless you enjoy being branded as a slut.

[Willow, you're being a little too harsh, don't you think?]

Sarah: don't worry; she's just acting out of jealousy. It's rather cute actually, yet sad at the same time. Especially considering that you two aren't really engaged.

Willow: of course we are, don't be ridiculous.

[ Uh…ladies.]

Sarah: your entire relationship is ridiculous.

Yuri looks at her shocked as she stands up and looks at willow seriously. It appears that the two blonds seemed to have a solid rivalry going over him.

[Hey look, how about we all sit down and have a nice calm conv…..]

Sarah: aren't you the least bit embarrassed by your behavior, acting as though you have any right to claim Yuri as your own knowing very well your entire engagement is a lie.

Willow: And aren't you embarrassed with your behavior, coming here all the time trying to force yourself on someone who has no interest in you at all. You're pathetic.

Sarah: Excuse me? He has more of an interest in me then he ever will in you. You're just his royal bed warmer; that's the only reason why he has kept you around for so long.

[STOP IT SARAH; now you're just being cruel. She's more to me then just that, she's…she's my ….most trusted ally.]

The two girls were quiet for a while; he began to wonder if he had said something wrong. After a while of silence Sarah begins to chuckle lightly. Yuri looks over at Willow; the other blond was standing there shaking a little with her head dipped down low. Even though her long bangs were covering her face, Yuri could tell that her angered eyes would burn a hole into the ground.

[W…willow? Listen….I just.]

Willow: idiot…..y….you're a clueless idiot, is it too much to ask that for once you could try to understand my feelings or…..or even care.

A tear rolls down her face and onto the ground, Yuri panics a little but was still a little afraid to approach her.

[Wolf…no that's not what I….]

Willow: MY NAME IS WILLOW YOU INSENSITIVE JERK.

[Wait, I'm sorry I didn't mean to call you….]

Sarah: such a shame; not even your name is worth being remembered. Poor dear.

[Knock it off; Sarah, why are you being so mean to her?]

Willow: I know what people are saying about me; I'm well aware of my new title as the king's whore. Everyone is talking about me behind my back, how it's been two years since the proposal and I still have yet to be married, I get it. However despite all of that I never once doubted how I felt; I will always be by his side and I will always be there for him even though he's not always there for me. I love him.

Willow looks up directly at Yuri with tears still in her eyes.

Willow: I love you Yuri, even if you will never love me back, even if you marry someone else, I will always love you. I can suffer through the rumors and the taunts just as long as I can always stay by your side. That's just the way true love really is.

Yuri gazes at her in amazement; he never knew the full extent of Wolfram's feelings for him. He felt an extreme pang of guilt surge into him. He didn't deserve this much love and devotion, especially from someone as amazing as wolf.

[ W…willow, I….]

Willow: save it, you're just feeling guilty over hurting friend's feelings, nothing more, nothing less.

[That's not true…..]

Willow gets angry: BE QUIET, don't embarrass me any further then you already have and as for you Sarah.

Willow angrily draws out her sword and points it at Sarah.

Willow: you continue to insult me at every turn; I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I challenge you to a duel.

Sarah smiles at her mockingly: well if you insist, I suppose I can indulge your silly little tantrum. However if I win this duel of yours, you will allow Yuri to end your sham of an engagement.

Willow: and when I win; you will return to your kingdom and leave my fiancé alone.

Sarah: agreed.

Yuri looks from one girl to the other, wondering how he could allow his own dream to get so out of control.