A/N: Okay…sorry for the super-long wait. I had a lot of projects … TT Gosh, this part isn't really important. It's kind of more…boring. This chapter is short. And overexaggerated. But cuz I really love you, I will make this chapter less horrible with the amazing process of EDITING. Kind of. :D
disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
les-liaisons-dangereuses – Lawls. Yeah. He is pretty egoistical.
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Inu-ru831 –D: Jealous Sasuke is one of the best. After possessive.
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Camilaka – …Yes. You are amazing at showing appreciation.
it's the beautiful things: a sasusaku [slight AU
chapter #5
title: filler – when we eat our food
genre: humor/romance
warnings: well. cursing always happens. it's rated T. and it's kind of perverted. AND I HAVE BAD GRAMMAR (English isn't my first language).
things: Uchiha Fugaku's words are sloppy because he's eating. And I suck at writing Naruto's POV. I am overdoing the 'dattebayo'. Damn. I love HinaNaru fluff. I hate InoSasu, just to let you know. TINY SASUSAKU, guys. I'm sorry I portrayed Ino as a stupid bitch. I really love her character when she's FRIENDS with Sakura. :D
ohmygosh, do i look fat?
Itachi
"I do believe that is my cupcake that you're eating," I said, burning holes through his head.
"You're a shinobi; you should not get fat by eating so much."
OH NO, YOU DIDN'T.
"Hai, hai, I can tell from you, otousan," I responded. "I however have been the ANBU Captain for a very long time and can assure you that I AM IN PERFECTLY GOOD SHAPE."
"Itachi, you should call me otousama. I am very important," he says looking smug (and fat compared to me).
"Alright, 'touchan," I replied sarcastically, almost taking out a kunai. "Watch out, maybe somebody might just cut your head off with a shiny new katana that they have handily nearby!" I said as I waved around the weapon.
"So what is this with little Sasuke-chan and his new girlfriend? Did we not love Sakura-chan?" I asked, after being impolitely IGNORED.
Otousan shrugged and said, "Sakura-chan was good girlfriend! Ino-chan not really, but if you knew…'" He talks sloppily when he eats. He, Uchiha Fugaku, head of Uchiha clan, talks shit when he is eating bright pink colorfully sprinkled cupcakes! "blargle alkaslgk!"
"Nani?"
"Itachi, why do you not listen?" he slammed his hand down on the table. "You must listen to otousama! Otousama is great! You be grateful!" Then he proceeded to swallow the rest of his cupcake and then leave.
If I knew what?
And do I really look fat?
let's try something new now, dattebayo!
Naruto
"Sakura-chan, I'm going to try something different today!" I announced as Neji (Teme II) left.
She rolled her eyes and asked, "Are you going to put all of your ramen together? Because you did that already…"
"No, no, no! I'm not going to have ramen!" I grinned. "Surprise!"
She blinked.
And then started laughing REALLY, REALLY hard!
"Are you going anorexic?"
"What? No! I just…Tsunade-sama told me that if I want to become the ultimate Hokage I HAVE to eat something other than ramen, dattebayo!" I frowned, trying to look pitiful.
(It didn't work. Sakura-chan ignored me.)
"And what exactly is this new food?" she asked, still laughing.
(WHY, SAKURA-CHAN, WHY?)
"You see," I said, scratching the back of my head, "I don't really know any other foods than ramen!"
"Baka!" she answered, hitting me playfully (kind of). "You're going to die early if you don't know any other foods than ramen!"
"It's not completely true, dattebayo!" I yelled. "Teme likes the tomatoes, and I eat ice cream with you! I had to try a bunch of funky foods at Hinata-chan's house too! There was fish! And Iruka-sensei gave me rice too! But mostly ramen, dattebayo!"
She gave me a heart-halfed grin (or was it a half-hearted grin…?) and squealed. "How are you and Hinata-chan doing? You too make such a cute couple!"
I nodded, throwing my fist up into the air.
"But you shouldn't treat her badly. Take her out for soba!"
"S-soba? What's that?" I asked (very INNOCENTLY, if you don't mind).
"Baka!" she punched me in the head (AND OH KAMI IT HURT!) and dragged me down the street.
Stopping at a SOBAYA ("This is a buckwheat-noodle restaurant!"), we walked in and MAN there's these fancy dimmed lights and stuff! It's pretty, dattebayo!
So then we sat down and this guy came up to Sakura-chan with a grin! It was ugly because he looked at her all funny like how I used to look at Sakura-chan and how I look at Hinata-chan now! I wonder what the resemblance is all about… (And I said "I LOVE YOU" to Hinata-chan the other day! We did some good kissing.)
"Sakura-chan, ah! What would you like today and who is this…rat?!" he asked, pointing to me!
I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM!
Of course, my lovely Sakura-chan came to my dear rescue. "Rat? Nishikawa-san, this is one of my best friends, Uzumaki Naruto. He's not a rat; he's a shinobi and could probably PUMMEL YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND."
Nishi shrunk ultimately, so I spoke up. "THAT'S RIGHT, NISHI, DATTEBAYO!"
"But anyways, we'll have a soba for a first-timer here and I'll just have some tea," she ordered, putting on an angel face and talking with a sweet voice.
Nishikawa ran out like a little girl and quickly came back with my soba! I think he was intimidated by me. I am a strong man!
"What are these anyways?!" I asked, as I picked up the brown noodles with my chopsticks.
She poured some soy sauce on them and grinned. "Buckwheat noodles."
I stuffed them in my mouth. "They're okay!"
cuz i will ALWAYS win.
Inos
Yes, I'm on my date with SASUKE-KUN! He is so cute, I wanna pinch his cheeks.
('Cause, like, he's hot. And cute.)
So we just got back from this cute place that I had to pull Sasuke-kun to! It was a small dango shop owned by obasan (aunty)! The whole date started off, as I think, great!
So he came to the flower shop to pick me up. He was looking at these cherry blossoms very sentimentally. I tapped him on the shoulder and kissed him on the cheek, which he was SO SURPRISED BY that he didn't move! I know. (Me: 1)
"Hey Sasuke-kun, how was your day?"
"Hn."
He so loves me. Sakura says she actually got him to SAY STUFF. I mean, see, she was so totally lying. Sakura: 0, Me: 2.
(Not that I'm competing. She doesn't even know about me keeping score.)
"So, ready to go?" I asked, grabbing him by the arm. He tried to FEEL me up by nudging on my shoulder, thus hitting my side (not that I'm complaining).
(Me: 3, Sakura: Null.)
I pulled him out of the shop towards the dango shop where obasan was waiting.
"Oh, Ino-chan!" she said sweetly, before looking at Sasuke-kun (yeah, my obasan is a bit of a pedophile). "Who's this darling eye candy that you brought with you? Isn't that Sakura-chan's boyfriend? They made such a cute couple. They were perfect for each other."
(Me: 3, Sakura: 1, damn it.)
Sasuke actually grinned at me.
(Me: 4, Sakura: 1, what a loser.)
Then I had two daifuku and then we started walking past a couple stores when we saw a sobaya, where two familiar people were sitting. Sasuke-kun dragged me in and we found a seat relatively close to those people.
"OH, TEME, IT'S YOU!" yelled Naruto.
I can't believe Hinata can even STAND him.
"Hey pig," Sakura grinned nervously and waved at me. "So how's your date been going?"
Sasuke talked with Naruto while I told Sakura ALL about my date.
"Oh," she smiled. "That's good. You're having a good time, right?"
I nodded.
"That's great. Yeah. Good!"
Then she turned around and bumped straight into Sasuke-kun. She blushed and he tinted RED, was that? Oh well, probably just from anger. Who has the right to BUMP INTO my Sasuke-kun?
(Me: 4, Sakura: -5, HAHAHA.)
A/N: Gahhhh! I'M SORRY. SO SORRY. I had this finished a while ago. I just … forgot? ;[ Don't kill me. Or slaughter me mercilessly. At least do it with some love.