Hey guys-I know he's updating another story in the same month! yeah I know my writing habits are not like everybody's but hey I'm still writing so that's a thing. Also the latest episode is show casing Fu so FUCK YEAH! I mean we finally get to see Fu in action and i love her personality, but I'm probably still going to stick to the same personalities I have plan for Fu in most of my stories despite canon. Hey I put I lot of thought into Fu's personality and jutsus, and it still sucks that naruto is going to be in the chunin exams...some one should make a fanfic about it XD. Anyway now I have a question for you guys, are you guys Okay with me calling our favorite mint green haired heart warming kunoichi Fu or should I call her Fuu, meh either way there is a poll on my profile, if any of you guy shave question on how did that thing on my profile just PM me...READ AND REVIEW!

I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

"Life is a hell of thing to happen to someone."

-David Rossi

"Take that, bitch!" A teenage boy with a beanie with a bleeding skull decor yelled as he kicked another-much younger boy in the stomach. The young boy coughed and wheezed as blood was lurched out his mouth. There were two other boys there, girl as well. They were in a narrow alley, using a dumpster to hide their actions. The girl was just leaning by the dumpster and texting away while the two other guys stood side by side, helping the dumpster cover up Beanie's dirty work.

"WOOH!" Beanie yelled with both fist in the air, as if he won some sort of marathon. "There's nothin' better to get ya blood pumpin' baby!"

"Yeah…beating a snotty brat who rated you out is soooo manly. Especially when you got your 'Rottweilers' to sick him first" the girl said sarcastically with a roll of her eyes as she texted away, indifferent of her surroundings.

"Woof-woof" one of them said with a smile while the other elbowed him.

"Yeah-yeah snide away" he said "I'm beat, let's go! I wanna a burger!"

"There better be fucking salad" the girl said as she began walking out of the ally.

"Wha' do ya think the leafy crap on the burger is?" Beanie asked as he followed after her while the two guys the girl labeled "rottweilers" followed behind.

And soon nothing was left but a little boy beaten to a blood pulp struggling to breathe while his body lay limp on the damp asphalt floor. His vision was blurry and just breathing was hurting like hell, but he could still hear though. He could hear Beanie eerie laughter echo through the bright blur. He coughed out a bit more blood as he began to close his eyes. Open or closed, his eyes were pain either way, and the light was just making or worse. So closed his eyes and slowed his breathing, it helped a little.

Then he heard a pair of foot step echoing through the alley. He didn't open his eyes, even as the footsteps got closer to him. "Well what do we have here?" A voice said in calm curious manner, clearly not concerned that there was a little boy beaten to a bloody pulp. He could hear the footsteps approach him and stop a couple inches, give or take, in front of him.

"Tch, nothing but ground meat turned ta shit" scoffed another man, then he felt the foot poke his chin. "I guess this is what made that herbivore happy" he finished with a bitter tone.

"Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk," Naruto cracked one eye open to see the blurry image of two men with what he assumed was long wild hair. Both had the same hairstyle and even the same clothes, but had different hair color. One was gold and the other was silver. And both of them had weird black marking on the faces. Gold turned to Silver and said "Kids these days." with a sigh "A trip to Juvy and they think their hot-shit; that they…'transformed into a mighty predator,' give me a break, will ya."

"Well...he's not too far off…but going after little shits..." Silver turned to face the boy "not really predator worthy is it really….HM?" Silver looked at the boy and then gave what the boy could tell was a wicked smile followed by a dark chuckle "heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, well whaduya know. Shit's still awake" he said.

Gold turned to look at the boy, crouched and gave wicked smile of his own "So he is." Gold moved his hand forward and grabbed the boy's hair-pulling him close to his face and asked in low voice "You know what the ah...the definition of a man is?"

The boy just stared at Gold with one stinging eye. He said nothing. He didn't move. He barely breathed. Then gold said "Silence…such a golden answer."

"The definition of a man" Silver began as Gold turned the boy's head to face Silver who had crouched, "Isn't a thing you find in a movie or some book. It isn't even something you find in a man most of the time." Silver got closer to the boy's face "A man who knows himself;" he began in a sage-like tone. "From his identity to his body, from where he stands in the world to where he stands in his soul. That's a definition you can put your silver on."

"Do you know where you stand?" Gold asked as moved the boys head to him "Let me answer that…" Gold paused as he, the boy assumed, licked his teeth "…At the very bottom-you're shit. That's what you are and that's your standing in this world. Shit, shit, and nothin' but shit."

"And at the very top," he heard Silver say, "Are the predators."

"That's right, strong bloody fucking predators. That kid with the beanie…he may have tried to be a predator…but in the end he was just bottom feeder picking off the weak and easy."

"But his position, and yours, can be easily changed" Said Silver with a bit of gaiety tone.

"So tell me, Shit…do you want to 'Transform?'" Gold asked with mirth in his voice "Do you want to be…a 'Mighty Predator'" he asked in mocking tone.

"I saw a spark in eye, yes I did-yes I did!" Silver said the last bit with a bit of a high pitch.

"Yeah, there's a true killer in this flesh isn't there" Gold asked the boy as he chuckled and ruffled his bloody hair. "Know yourself, lil' shit. Then grow, train, kill, and transform" he said. "Tell you what; we'll make sure you evolve…After you can walk, look for hell."

"That's where you'll find us, ya see…" Silver said with a blurred wicked grin "We're the princes of hell…"

Naruto snapped his eyes opened. As he sat up on his bed breathing hard, he quickly scanned the room. It was just one room; to his left was a door that led to the bathroom. Next to the door was a stove with two burners with an oven underneath and microwave above it along with cabinets on the side. There was a sink next to the (two burner) stove along with a rack with a few dishes on it and few drawers underneath it. The kitchen and sink was in an L kind of setting, Kitchen was short left to right while the sink comes large toward him from the right side. To the left of the stove was the refrigerator, bottom was fridge and top was the freezer, and to the right side of the sink was trashcan. Behind the sink is a counter that was six inches taller than the silver faucet. Behind the counter were four stools. A couple of meters behind the stools were windows with the blinds closed, but thin lines of light seeped through. There was an old 2008, gray, flat screen T.V. on top of a small round wooden table in front of him with a wall behind the T.V. To his right were two doors, one was a closet and the other the exit.

He kept breathing heavily until he realized he was in his apartment. He slowed his breathing as he allowed himself to fall back on his bed. He grabbed his head and realized he was slightly damp with sweat. He shook his head and let a small sigh as he palmed his eyes.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

He groaned as he heard his alarm clock go off. He shook his head as he tried to ignore all the beeps. But the damn thing would not stop ringing! He let out a louder groan as he literally rolled out of bed and landed on a pile of pillows. He was now face to face with the most annoying item known to man…an alarm. He'd keep it on the nightstand next to his bed, but then he'd just throw it and break it. He moved his arm to turn it off. He stared at the time. It was the afternoon.

"I hate my job" he muttered as he stood up and stretched. He looked at his nightstand and he saw a picture of tall blond man smiling next to a lady with long red hair who was also smiling. The lady was lying in a hospital bed, you could even see the legs of a nurse behind the bed, and the blond man was next to her holding a sleeping baby with a little tuft of blond hair on its little head. He rolled his eyes in annoyance as he tapped the top part of picture frame and forced it down.

"When the hell did she get in here?" he pondered. He headed to the bathroom as a yawn forced its way out. He glanced at his grimy reflection and frowned with a single thought "why don't you knock it off already, you don't understand…you wouldn't understand-."

After a quick shower Naruto is out and groomed and is currently locking the door to his apartment. After he felt the click he shoved his keys into his pocket. He began walking to his job with a duffle bag in one hand and a sandwich he was eating in the other. He was dressed in a plain black T-shirt and blue jeans with black sneakers, pretty plain but it was easy to take off. His apartment was on the fourth and final floor of an apartment complex that only had one elevator, and a very slow one at that. So he always took the stairs because it was quicker. As soon as he was on the first floor he had already finished his sandwich. He went to go check his mailbox, it was more of locker but it was also a box so he couldn't argue.

Not one was out and about this time of day. No it wasn't just some generalization or anything. It just that Naruto has never seen anyone out in the hour between six to seven in the afternoon every day; not the average man or women, not the traffic warden, not even a homeless person. It was weird...was there some sort of show on this time of day? Did people have things to do at this hour that required them to be in? Was it some sort of unspoken law or just someone's weird idea of a prank? Luckily or unluckily, depends on the way you look at it, the mailroom was empty and as a result was eerily quiet and it always gave him the wrong vibe. He just shook the feeling away and opened his mailbox.

"Phone-bill" he muttered as he checked his mail, placing the one he reads to the bottom of the stack and organizes it from there. "...Rent...Utility...Ad?...Another Ad?-Meh, fraud of some sort...catalogue-" as he flipped all the way to the back "-OOH Pizza coupons" he was definitely keeping that for later. And then he moved the catalogue to the back and found the last letter. "Hmm" he let out. It wasn't a bill or an advertisement, sure as hell wasn't a coupon; it was on old regular envelope for a letter. It read Namikaze Power with the company logo; a thunder god, probably Zeus, holding a thunderbolt over his head like some sort of hammer. Naruto just narrowed his eyes as he opened the letter, it didn't say anything on the front besides his address. After he opened it he pulled out a small blank sheet of paper with two words on it.

Young Namikaze?

His heart stopped as his mouth dried up, he stared at that blank sheet of paper for what seemed like hours. He forced away the surprised while his face convulsed. He quickly placed the later back in the envelope and proceeded to tear it to shreds. He kept staking the pieces together and he kept ripping them again and again until he threw the whole into onto the ground. By the end of it, he found himself breathing hard. He stopped for a moment, contemplating about what he had just done. He quickly knelt down and began cleaning up after himself.

He left his apartment building and began walking to his job. He walked on the sidewalk to his job and it was a long walk. He could drive there...but then he'd be stuck in traffic on the way back. Besides, he liked walking...it wasn't that he was troubled or anything. It just made him feel what he used to feel as kid. No, it wasn't a sense of wonder or the feeling of blind excitement, it was more like he was feeling belonging...heading to a place where you belong…sometimes he'd question if it had even existed...

His mind began to wonder back to his letter. It's been years. Years. So long that he'd figure that anybody who knew him would have already forgotten about him. After…after that day he left, he had no reason to go back anymore. After all the years he's been away they were able to find him. How? Well it's not like he's going to do whatever they wanted. He already walked a marathon in a different path, changing would be pointless. But still…how did they find him…are they just fishing or-

"BOO!"

"FUCK!" Naruto jumped, he really did, because the person who said those words and jabbed his sides with their fingers scared the living crap out of him! He quickly turned around to find a girl with long curly mint green hair and braces with orange compound-eyes like glasses laughing her ass off.

"Ha Ha Ha-Such a scaredy cat!" She laughed with her holding her stomach trying to calm down.

"Fu!" he yelled in anger, embarrassment, and confusion.

"The one and only" she bragged with a smug tone and a hand on her chest. Today she seemed to be wearing a white blouse that really didn't reveal much (problem was on her part XD) along with white arm warmer and blue jeans, jeans you normally find a guy her waist size wearing...oddly enough the look fit her quite nicely.

"So what? Are you just going to follow me" Naruto asked as he walked on the sidewalk that was to the right of the street. Fu was next to him, well, walking while balancing on cement fence that was maybe two and half inches wide maybe more with her arms fanned out.

"Hey, did you know about the Storm Riders?" Fu asked Naruto, ignoring his question. Naruto just shook his head and answered her.

"You mean the fags who fight on skates?" Naruto asked as he turned the corner while Fu jumped from the stone fence to a wooden one. "Yeah I beat up a few. They weren't much though. But hey when it's a gang based off an anime…"

"Manga," Fu corrected as she chuckled, "You're only saying that because you've probably only fought weak inexperienced fighters. I'm willing to bet that you've never seen an experienced Storm Rider."

"And you have" he shot back looking at her jumping from a wooden fence back to a stone one. "Fought a strong Storm Rider" Naruto clarified.

"Nope, but I've saw my ex fight a few of them, it was epic."

"Right, right…your six Exs" He said as moved his right arm a bit to motion something "By the way, Fu, how the hell did you find me?"

"Sim~ple" she said in a musical tune as she flashed the boy a smile "I asked around for a moody blond boy with whisker like marks on his cheeks and the answer I got was: 'Oh? You mean Naruto? He works with me right there and lives in that direction.' After that I just stalked the place a bit."

"The hell I am!" Naruto yelled as he turned to face Fu.

"What? Blond?" She asked with confused look on her face while she was perched next to stone hawk in a perched position.

"Moody! I'm not moody, dattebayo!"

"Are you blond?"

"Ah…yeah" he said as he pointed to his head.

"Do you have whisker marks on your cheeks?"

"Yes, they're birth marks" Naruto replied.

"And...um...is your name Naruto?"

"Yes."

"Then your moody" she replied.

"...WHAT THE HELL KINDA FUCKED UP LOGIC IS THAT!"

"Mine" she answered simply with a smile and stuck her tongue out be to tease him.

"Yeah well your logic is fucked up" he went back to walking when he finished his sentence.

"Aw, well isn't someone being moo~dy" Fu teased making a vein throb on Naruto's forehead. She gave a light chuckle.

"I walked into that one didn't I?"

"Yup!"

"Great…"

"I just wish you had a job during the day instead of the night" she suddenly said.

"Why's that?" Naruto asked, a little calmer now.

"Well it's just that you work the night shifts weekly right? It limits the times we can have dates at night, ya know, ssu" she said with a hint of sadness. "And we haven't even been on a date yet."

"Right..." Naruto said nonchalantly before he sarcastically said "A movie doesn't really count."

"Well of course not, silly. A movie and some pop corn with slushies and gummy beetles, anyone can do that at home. Well dinners too to be honest, but going out is...I don't know...adventurous it think…I mean, don't you get excited when you go somewhere you've never been and try something new?"

"Not really" Naruto said as he yawned, "Maybe if it involved ramen."

"...Yeah-you don't really want to go out on a date do you?" She said dryly.

"Look sorry, it's just..." he frowned as he shook his head "...It's just that it sounds a bit too…" he trailed off.

"Rushed?"

Naruto sighed "Yeah...I mean I want to get to know you, but it feels like it's going a bit too fast" he let out as he looked down at the sidewalk. Because of that, he didn't get to see the way Fu smiled. She stopped, letting Naruto walk a head of her before she jumped off the cement fence saying "Hop" and landed right behind Naruto. And then suddenly, she wrapped her arms around him. Naruto stopped and felt a shiver run down his spine.

"First honest boy and the first to actually want to get to know me" she said as she hugged him a bit tighter "One surprise after another, Na-ru-to..."

"Uh...yeah" Naruto said with slightly flushed cheeks. "My shift does change ya know..."

"...That so?"

"...yeah."

"Hey Naruto, what time do you start your shift?" Fu asked as she refused to let go of Naruto, even though he had started walking, making him blush a bit more.

"I…I got time" he responded "Why?"

She used her left arm to point at a small restaurant "since you have time to kill let's eat there, they serve ramen."

Naruto's stomach growled at the mention of the word ramen. Hey, the sandwich wasn't really filling plus it was just PB and J. "Sure, just give me a sec" Naruto replied with a slight smile as he reached for inside pocket. "Shit" he said in a bit of monotone voice as he pulled out his wallet and found it to be thin "I forgot to put more cash in my wallet" he said as he looked inside.

"Aw..." Fu whined a bit "I didn't bring my wallet."

Naruto looked around and noticed that there was an ATM across the street from the eatery. "Huh, talk about lucky, I have my credit card on me and there's an ATM. Just go in and order something, I'll meet you inside, just order me ramen."

"Wait, why not just use your credit card instead of going to the ATM" Fu asked as she let go of Naruto.

"Cause I prefer to pay people in cash and I don't trust the people who take my credit card, you know hacking and all that" was Naruto's reply before he jugged across the street towards the ATM.

"Wow this is great" Fu said as she took another bite of her double cheese burger. She also had a side of seasoned Potato wedges and Valley Nectar soda for her drink, no straw. The small eatery they were in was just a small "Specials of the day" restaurant called..."That Restaurant," yeah that's what it's called. Besides the two cooks and the clerk, there was a family of four, just your typical nuclear family, some guy with a red bandanna and a black leather jacket, four guys who were all laughing and wearing blue types of attire-the tell-tale sign of being part of a color gang, a couple of girls who look like they've just did some shopping, and lastly a couple that seemed to be in a Zelda and Link cosplay, talk about random.

"And the ramen is pretty good too" Naruto said as he slurped a few noodles, it turned out that today they had a ramen special, really it was nothing special-just some homemade beef stock with eggs and the usual ramen toppings. So all he had was ramen and a bottle of water he put in his duffle bag.

"I still say your scaredy-cat" Fu teased as she ate her potato wedges.

"Yeah well, screw you" Naruto grumbled as he continued to eat his ramen. He stared at his own wavy reflection. He began to debate whether or not this was a date...And he had no clue. So he just continued to dig in to his ramen and continue eating.

"You'd like to, wouldn't you, ssu" she teased, probably doing some sort of motion he couldn't see. But he still couldn't resist blushing bright red at her comeback. "Looks like I win!"

"For now" he mumbled as continued to slurp his noodles.

"Hey Naruto, how long have you lived here?"

"Here, in this city?" Fu nodded as Naruto hummed while he thought about it.

"Hmm…a couple of years now, I think."

"A few years huh…yeah it's pretty peaceful here" Fu noted as she took another bite of her burger.

"I guess" Naruto replied with as shrug as he leered at Fu. "Hey, Mind if ask you something?" Fu looked him and waved him on as she chewed. "What's with your glasses?"

"Mwases (glasses)?" Fu asked as she swallowed her food.

"Yeah, and I noticed that you never really blink."

"Oh I was born with weird eyes. Well I guess I was fine until I turned seven, around that time I got bug-like vision, so these glasses help me see everything as one. As for the no blinking part…I donno. I mean there's this big difficult word you probably won't be able to remember, ah basically my eyes are almost always moist."

"Ah judgmental and…isn't bug vision cool?"

"Sure…if you could handle it; my eyes may be different by my brain isn't. The multiple windows my brain perceives really messes with my perception of vision and gives me the worst of headaches and nosebleeds. But with these glasses" she tapped them "I see like everyone else. No headache, no nose bleeds, just normal."

"Normal, huh?"

"What?" Fu asked as she finished her burger.

"Sorry, it's just that um…normal is the last thing I think about when I think of you, dattebayo."

"Well I better hope so, after all, you're supposed to be dating me; so I'm supposed to be special, ssu" she said happily as she took another bite of her burger.

"Oh you're special alright" Naruto said with a small playful grin.

"HMMP" Fu pouted as she chewed and swallowed "you win this one, suu." Naruto just shrugged as he continued to eat. "So Naruto…"

"So Fu…" Naruto reflected back.

"Are you like, the guardian?"

"The muat (What)"Naruto asked in confusion with noodles in his mouth.

"You know, the guardian, my roommate said that everyone at school was afraid of a blond boy with whiskers, so that pretty much means you're a delinquent."

"Isn't that too assuming?"

"So are you the guardian?" Fu asked with smile as she began to eat her potato wedges.

"…you are not even listening anymore are you" Naruto asked with slightly Narrowed eyes.

"Well? Are you? Are you" she asked excitedly, her eyes were even sparkling for crying out loud.

"…If you mean the guardian of the school, then no."

"Aww…" Fu groaned in disappointment.

"Beside, the guardian thing died out years ago."

"No it didn't! My ex is the guardian of the last school I was in" Fu declared as he she took the last piece of her burger into her mouth.

"…He read a lot of old manga, didn't he?"

"So?"

Naruto let out a sigh and said "you're all kinds of crazy aren't you."

"Hmm hmm, you'll have to find out, suu" she teased with a smile as she bit a wedge.

"Great, dattebayo" Naruto let out dejectedly before he slurped his broth.

"Oh admit it, you're interested" Fu said with a blissful smile as she slurped away at her drink.

"Sure…" Naruto trailed off.

"Great! You agree, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow night for a movie at your place then."

"Wait what?"

"Yup, I'll bring the movie!"

"The hell I didn't agree to anything? And how do you know if I'm not free or not?"

"Oh your girlfriend told me."
"…You?" Naruto asked in a confused manner.

"No I mean the girl you're friends with, Haku."

"…Haku? Tall, pail, slim, has long black hair?"

"Yep that's her! She said that you work the night shifts Thursdays to Saturdays."

"Oh…But wait, I could still be doing something on Sunday!"

"Do you have anything planned?"

"Well no but-" Naruto was about to defend himself but Fu cut him off.

"Then it's settled! Oh should I bring popcorn or a pizza?"

"Does even matter what I say?"

"Pizza you say? Alright, Pizza it is!"

"Cheese cake" Naruto suddenly said, more or less just interested in seeing how she would react.

"…Yes! I'll get pizza you get cheesecake, Nooice!"

"Meh, why the hell not, it's not like I'm procrastinating" Naruto finally said with a defeated sigh, more for himself than for anything else.

"See, that's the spirit!"

"Pretty sure that's loss of spiri-" Naruto began before he stopped himself. "No-no-no, I'm not gonna questioning it. I'm not gonna get sucked into your twisted logic."

"See? That's the spirit!" Fu said loudly as she tipped him with her soda, not caring if the entire room was looking at them. "But I'm afraid you're too late."

"Great…dattebayo" Naruto said as he tried to keep his head low.

"Oh cheer up, tomorrow your spending the night with yours truly" she flaunted.

"Hurray me; I won the golden ticket to Fu's mad factory for the day" he said sarcastically.

"…Damn you, I can't think of a catchy jingle."

"...Right…hey Fu, why are you trying so hard?"

"Well jingles are really are really important in making a factory interesting and plus I think I can make a really good one."

"That's not what I mean. Why do you want to participate in the bet?" Fu blinked, and then she blinked again. She tilted her head to a side, seemingly confused.

"You don't remember? I pretty much said I was going to have fun with this didn't I? Besides, I don't know anyone here. This way, I'll make a good connection with someone and who does know the area and could get me whatever I want!"

"Well isn't someone spoiled…" was all Naruto said before he slurped down the rest of his ramen.

"I'm supposed to be, remember? Girlfriend?"

"Sure..." he pulled out his phone, it was a used Aquos hybrid android he bought for cheap. "Hey Fu what's your-" Fu quickly swiped his phone dialed in something and suddenly pulled out her phone that suddenly started to ring. She pressed a button on her phone and handed Naruto his phone. "Thanks" Naruto said as he looked at the number she typed in and then at the time. "Oh shit!"

"Gonna be late?"

"Not if I leave now" Naruto said as he stood up.

"Glad you paid up front?" Fu asked as she finished her drink and stood.

"Yep, you can bet your silver on that." The two walked out the restaurant but ended up going in different directions.

"I'll call you" Fu yelled at Naruto as she took sprinted in the direction Of Naruto's home.

"Kay" Naruto yelled back as he sprinted in the other direction, less than eager to get to his job.

After a while of sprinting he stopped. He looked at his phone and checked the time...then he went to his contact list while he turned into a dark ally. He picked name and pressed the phone close to his ear. Fortunately it didn't take line for the other person to answer.

"Hey, guy friend, what's up" a feminine voice from the other side of the line asked.

"Is it really that obvious?"

"Well no not really, I figured she was either dating you or stalking you."

"I bit of both, actually," Naruto let out in an annoyed manor. "Look Haku, I might be in late." For a second the other side of the line was silent before she responded sigh.

"What's up?"

"Nothin'" Naruto side with his eyeballs rolling "Just fell down a flight of stairs. It's no biggie. I'm not seriously injured-but it sure as hell doesn't feel that way, dattebayo" he sucked in. "Anyway…I'm just gonna take a bit of time to get there. I'm sure it's nothing buuuuuuut I ain't holding my breath."

"Naruto…just don't get blood on your uniform…I already lost twenty bucks" and with that she hung up. Naruto's face scrunched as he looked at his phone before he clapped it shut and shoved it in his pocket.

"…Bitch" Naruto let out, Haku was more upset that she lost a bet instead of Naruto's well being. He nodded to himself, flexed his body a bit before he looked behind him. And there was no one there. "Huh" Naruto let out. He was expecting there to be a group of people behind him trying to do a pose or something. "Sasuke right, I really am paranoid." Not willing to give the guy the satisfaction, Naruto waited a bit.

And he waited...But no one ever showed, so Naruto let out a groan while he furiously scratched his scalp. he scoff'd as he turned around only to see people running in from the other end of the ally, and they seemed to be out of breath. Naruto looked behind him and then back in front of him. IT was the group in blue shirts and right now they were all keeling over and grabbing on the walls of the ally trying to catch their breaths.

"Did you guys really run past me?"

"Of course we did" one of the guy spoke, he blue spiky hair with green tips, ripped jeans and a blue shirt with a smiley face crossed out. "Name's Tsugi, I'm a rep of the blues and we gonna make sure you ain't got a spec on you" he yelled pointing a finger at with a ferocious smile whilst he held his stomach.

"Ah...that doesn't make sense" Naruto said to guys as he dropped his bag, already guessing what was about to go down.

"Look fucker,we can handle you" he said as he stupid, all the other guys who were in the restaurant took poses behind him and they looked extremely childish. It's probably look cooler if it was some sort of drawing. but seeing people actually make a pose in real situation-it's just silly. "We gonna make sure there ain't no blue by the dying your body in red, ya dig?"

"No not really, I mean you got a guy back there who's as thin as an angel hair pasta, easy to clobber, a tall guy who is trying to hide his stomach, and a midget with a beard he's rocking. Oh lets not forget about you, the guy in fricken skates! How the hell are you even tired?"

"Well it was hard to chase you" the little guy said as he stroked his beard.

"I wasn't running" Then Naruto took off hie black shirt "Well if you guys are serious about fighting me bring it on." He threw his shirt on top of his bag along with a sweat shirt he was wearing underneath.

"Wow what are you doing" the leader of the group asked as Naruto undo his belt.

"Stripping" Naruto said as he began to take his pants off "Why? What's it look like?

"Keh" the leader let out with a smile "You think we'll leave you alone if you disgrace yourself? Sorry but you thought wrong bro. You got big name man, I'm gonna use to make mine bigger."

"Oh yeah?" Naruto asked as he neatly folded his clothes and placed them on top of the bag. "Sucks to be you."

Naruto stretched it one last time, cracking any loose bones. Then he began to walk to the group.

"Whoa, what are you doing?"

"What's it look like? I'm going to kick your ass" Naruto said as he smashed his right fist into his left hand and cracked the knuckles. Suddenly the group in blue erupted in a fit of laughter. The tall guy held his chest with the midget joining him, the tall guy was lurched over while the leader was wiping a way a few tears.

"Ha-ha-ha you actually think you can beat us in boxers?"

"Hey I don't like it but's easier to replace a pair of underwear" Naruto defended.

"Well clothes or not it won't matter, cause we got these!' The leader, followed by everyone, else pulled out what seemed like a pez dispenser. "I bet you thought we followed you blindly into that restaurant, but what you didn't count on was that we are a team pf blues, we got each others back. Plus we go these!"

"Alright I'll bite, what are it?"

"It's chakra!"

"Hm?" Naruto he stopped his approach.

"That's right!" The guy threw smugly while his friends began to chuckle as they all popped out a few pieces of pez. "We got the big boy shit! And We are going to use it to make you see hell" the guy said as he popped two out and swallowed it. As soon as he did he let out a growl as the veins on his body began to become visible.

"Hell huh?" Naruto said as the other three guys took their pezs and began to undergo the same thing their leader Tsugi is going through. "You guys look like this is your first time taking this crap." Naruto began to approached them "I saw you guys looking at me back at the restaurant, but if you really think you can beat me, then you guys are crazy, and another thing."

"What is you shitty bastard! and make it a good one, it'll be your last!"

Naruto just smiled before it grew into a grin "I already know what it looks like, after all, I'm the prince of hell..."