Holy shit I took forever guys, sorry about that but im sure you don't care why I took so long so lets just get on with the story but first my reviewers
3(still love it)- HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT A COOKIE now to the rest of your review making Videl jealous sounds fun but i don't really want to write the whole heartbroken he doesn't love me IM NOT GOOD WITH DRAMA and yes pan is fucking awesome.
guy(that's almost as good as 3 but don't steal it he my friend) thank you i shall send that kitten a cookie my good sir.
last time on this weird story...
As fate would have it Gohan got put in a cabin with the biggest idiot other than Sharpner (who was still in hospital :O) mark, the captain of the football team and biggest musclehead second only to Hercule.
Silently fuming until he heard that lime got paired up with Videl, this only made him madder because lime got a nice person to bunk with.
Gohan was convinced that dende was still messing with him.
since today was the first day, everyone was allowed to do whatever they wanted as long as they were in bed by 9:00 PM. Most of this time Gohan spent meditating, while, to Gohan's annoyance Lime sat on his lap talking to Videl.
'why can't these people understand meditating is impossible with everyone making so much noise' thought Gohan. before Gohan could even voice his complaint he was interrupted by a finger in his face.
'Did she...' Gohan decided to voice his thought "lime did you really just poke me." with no response other than an obviously cheeky smile she just leaned back into his chest while Videl was thinking of how to confront Gohan over her training.
'I got so much stronger since I asked last surely I'm ready now right' asked a very anxious Videl. deciding to stay true to her nature Videl decided a head on approach would be better than dancing around the subject.
"Gohan can I ask a favour?" a very hopeful Videl asked 'I don't like where this is going' thought Gohan "sure...". Videl decided now or never "will you please rethink about training me".
'Damn it I knew this was going to happen' now very irritated that for ages now everything he wants to avoid happens anyway, "Videl i told you i cant train you your not ready" after a few seconds of awkward silence Videl blew up "but i have train harder than ever and i know i got stronger how much more do i have to do?" with a short sigh Gohan explained "Videl you have been physically ready since before i met you, your mentally unprepared for the training".
"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD" Videl screamed before running of to he cabin in tears. "Videl wai..." Gohan didn't get to finish befor he saw a very pissed off lime.
"lime whats wro..." cut off again but this time by limes hand which apparently had a extremely painful slap, "HOW DARE YOU MAKE HER CRY WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S UNPREPARED YOU TRAINED ME AND IM STILL MENTALLY SCARRED".
after what felt like ages of the young couple just standing in silence remembering that day, Gohan got the courage to speak up 'please no slap please no slap' hopful thoughts before he spoke "I didn't mean like that its just i don't feel like destroying her whole world."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN DESTROYING HER... oh" now finally catching on Lime felt horrible "Gohan I'm sorry i didn't..." finally Gohan got to cut someone off "just forget about it."
Gohan turned around and walked to his cabin,
'we just got together and i already screwed up' a now depressed Lime said walking away.
first day of survival lessons.
Master Roshi was pissed off but never once showed a sign of irritation, he only agreed to this camp to try and break these kids from mister Satan's brainwashing being near the oaf was harder than expected.
'he is such a disgrace to the art i have devoted my long life to, it's hard to believe that just a few years ago martial arts was prospering new styles and champion potential popping up everywhere and now this oaf has turned it into a way to advertise his ugly mug" Roshi mind ranted.
"HEY OLD MAN WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING AROUND FETCH ME SOME WATER" (ten bucks to who can guess who that was :/).
"I'm not your slave get it yourself I'm meditating" Roshi stated still showing no signs of anger, "HAH MEDITATING IS FOR THE WEAK." (still cant guess here's a clue dbz would of been way better without him)
"again you prove just how ignorant you are meditation has been a part of martial arts since its creation, strength is nothing without a clear mind" lectured the martial arts legend.
"what would a old geezer like you know, just don't get in the way the students are coming." Hercule said not dropping his ego for a second, while Master Roshi prepared to prevent the deaths of all the children.
'who ever thought of letting him be in charge of lives was an idiot' Roshi almost face palmed "welcome young children here you will learn how to survive if for some reason you get lost in the wild." Roshi nicely greeted.
"That's right and the first thing you need is to use your strength to force your way to the closest city" Hercule dumbly informed the class, "SHUT UP you idiot" the entire class save Gohan and lime gasped at this old guys action.
"the first thing you need to do is find or make a suitable shelter you can use as a sort of base camp, then if there is still time you forage for food and water although you should of set up a shelter near water as it will be one of if not the most important things to ensure your survival." Roshi corrected
"Gohan can you tell me the necessities of survival?" Roshi calmly asked "sure water, food, and shelter everything else is not as important" Gohan mechanically answered.
"so today we will work on making shelters the ideal shelter has as few gaps as possible so the rain doesn't seep through and wet you, another reason is with fewer holes the heat stays in and less cold air comes in." Master Roshi went into lecture mode making sure the second week didn't kill these kids.
"some shelters are already made such as caves, build a fire and your sure to be warm but sometimes you wont be so lucky in times like these you will need to build a shelter using rocks, logs, leaves or anything that will make it suitable, I'm not saying make a house though what this means is make something small enough it wont take days to make but something big enough to accommodate you and anyone with you.
Gohan started to zone out 'figured that out years ago, the hard way maybe but hey I still figured it out' Lime saw this but didn't want to say anything in case he was still mad at her.
after 3 hours most of the class got basic skills needed to make a shelter figured out but, Gohan was still thinking all the past times he had to survive on his own. 'it was more like camping though after that year I knew everything about survival... man piccolo was rough... can't argue the results though look how I turned out.'
In Gohan had forgotten all about their little fight his naïve nature and absent mindness was to blame for that, he was never really mad at her though more the situation that he actually wanted to train Videl. Turns out he loved teaching martial arts maybe because of the connection between a master and a student was like family he shared that with piccolo and then when he taught lime, Goten doesn't count because he already is family.
Unfortunately little pieces of the day that were peaceful were always the calm before the storm and Gohan knew something was coming
I know I took so long and then wrote a shitty little chapter IM SO SORRY but seriously I'm probably going to post 1-3k chapters every day I'm weird like that.
also still looking for a beta if anyone is interested please pm me either your email or a way to send a file to you, I think there is a thing on fanfiction that lets you send files actually but I'm not sure