Disclamer -My friend and i do not own anything, besides the plot we have come up with.
Francis~

Francis was in his blue uniform, his five roommates, Iceland, Sweden, Sealand, Austria, and Canada had woken him up, well Peter had woken up Iceland who got annoyed and was about to hit the micro nation but was stopped by Berwald realizing what was going on and also Canada mumbling under his breath and Austria playing violin to try and calm everyone down.

There was supposed to be 7 people to each room but everyone else already had their rooms ready and they decided that it would be best for them to stick together, so if they accidently refer to each other by their country name it won't really matter, and France had already called Peter Sealand, so it was probably for the best, as no one was allowed to know their secret.

At breakfast, France sat with America, England, China, Canada and Russia. He saw Peter go over to Denmark, Finland and Norway followed by Iceland and Sweden. McGonagall walked over to them and handed them a schedule.

P- Potions C- Charms T- Transfiguration H- herbology

A- Astronomy DADA- Defence Against the Dark Arts

HoM- History of Magic F- Flying

C- Classroom, eg. C4- Classroom4 G- Greenhouse, eg. G4-Greenhouse4 D- Dungeon eg. D4- Dungeon4

AT- Astronomy Tower O- Oval

Week A=

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

P-D4- 9.10 C-C4 H-G2 P- D4 H- G2

Brake a Brake a Brake a Brake a Brake a

T-C2 DADA-C5 C-C4 T-C2 P- D4

HoM-C8 T-C2 P-D4 C-C4 DADA-C5

Brake b Brake b Brake b Brake b Brake b

H-G2 H-G2 HoM-C8 A-AT 9.00 HoM-C8

Week B=

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

T-C5 C-C7 HoM-C9 DADA-C10 P-D3

Brake a Brake a Brake a Brake a Brake a

P-D3 H-G5 H-G5 F-O T-C5

Brake b Brake b Brake b Brake b Brake b

C-C7 T-C5 DADA-C10 A-AT 9.00 C-C7

'Why do we only have three classes a day on week b?' asked Alfred, after reading his own schedule, France answered with, 'Vy ze hell should I know?'

'I never said you should know…'

'Vhat ever, Alfred,'

Prussia came over to the table and said, 'Move aside for ze awesome me,' Prussia then looked behind him.

France looked at him and said, 'Pru- I mean, Gilbirt, what are jou doing here? I thought you vere sitting vith ze Axis, Antonio and Lovino?'

'Ze Awesome me vas, until I pissed off ze totally unawesome Hun- Elizaveta and she declared that she was going to hit ze awesome me vith a frying pan, and zen she got a frying pan out of novhere, and I ran over here,' Prussia took a breath before continuing, 'Also, Lovi kept yelling that he vanted to leave and it was just to unawesome,'

'Dude, you better start running again, I can see H-Eliza,' Alfred said.

'Vy can't she just take a joke, I mean, I am ze one and only Pru- Tecton- Gilbirt Beilshmidt,' Prussia then got up and started running as if his life depended on it. When Hungary caught up to Prussia, she hit him on the head with a frying pan until Prussia was unconscious. France and America cracked up laughing. 'Zhat monster has a temper on it.'

'Yeah, I feel kinda bad for Gil,'

'Vy vould jou feel bad for him, he was probably annoying Eliza and deserved it,'

'I guess you're right,'

'Jou guess? Of course I'm right, I am after all, France-is Bonnefoy,'

'Don't get to full of yourself, you wanker,' England said.

'Arthur, don't be so rude, Francis was just stating his opinion, which, you do seem to do quite a lot, calling people wankers and gits,'

'Shut up, Alfred, it's not as if you never state your opinion about everything you see!'

'I do not! You're the one who says that you won't be seen in public with someone who doesn't dress nice enough!'

'You were 18, and you always say that my cooking is horrible!'

'Well, if you had some cooking skills, I wouldn't complain about your cooking every time you go near the kitchen!'

'If I could state my opinion-'

'SHUT UP, FROG!'

'I can settle this,' Russia said, getting out his "magic metal pipe of pain" and hitting England and America on the head. After a few seconds, England said, 'Why the hell did you do that! Do you have some kind of grudge against me or something?'

'Yes,' said Russia in response.

A bell rang signalling the first class and everyone from Ravenclaw and Slytherin all got ready to go to potions.

Italy~

Italy heard the bell go and got ready for his first class at Hogwarts, Charms. He was supposed to be having it with the Gryffindors, according to the schedule that Germany had. Italy quickly finished eating and looked up to see an empty hall, 'Where did everybody go?' The Italian then left the great hall to find that everyone was at their classes already, 'Where is classroom 7?' he then started randomly walking around to find classroom 7, when he got to a stair case to the second floor, where the first 20 classrooms were on, he started walking up, when he took a step, he found the staircase seemed to be moving, 'Ah,' Italy yelled as he gripped onto the staircase as hard as possible, I'm too young to die! The staircase stopped moving and Italy thought I better get to the floor fast before the stairs change again, he walked up the stairs and realised he was still on the second floor, in front of classroom 10, he continued walking until he found 7, he knocked on the door and a voice from inside said, 'Come in,' Italy opened the door and walked inside the room, 'Ah, your meant to be in this class, I take it?'

'Ve~ yes I am, I got lost and went up a staircase and then it started to move and I thought I was going to die,'

the professor then told Italy to sit in the only spare seat in the class, right next to Prussia, who was holding his head as if in pain. When Italy sat next to him, the professor continued his lecture, making Italy bored, he started looking around the room for something to do, he saw written on the blackboard the words Professor Flitwick. Italy started randomly drawing on a piece of parchment when a piece of paper hit him, it had been flicked at him from a board Prussian. It said:

What are you drawing?

Italy then moved his hand out of the way to show a picture of Rome. Italy then ripped off a piece of his own parchment and wrote:

Why are you holding your head?

Elizaveta hit me with her frying pan… again, that girl has some anger management issues. I mean, all I said is that she should calm down.

Although, before you said that, you had been kicking her from under the table.

To be fair, she tried to prank me in the morning when I went into the great hall.

You did tell her she was in love with Roderich, though, even though you know how annoying she finds him when he isn't playing piano.

How did you find out about that!?

White flag, white flag!

How did you find out that I said that to her?

White flag?

Prussia rolled his eyes and changed the subject.

I was up all night yesterday, and I found a spell that I'm planning on using on Elizaveta.

What is it?

I'm going to change her hair to pink, make her clothes sparkle and say: "I LOVE RODERICH!"

That's so mean, Gilbirt. She will also probably kill you when she finds out. At your funeral, can I write the eulogy?

Don't be stupid, I won't die, I'm too awesome for that.

Gilbirt, there is a problem! Professor Flitwick is calling your name and think he wants you to answer a question!

WHAT! SAY I'M SLEEPING.

'Mr Vargas, can you get Mr G. Beilshmidt's attention?'

'Ve~ he just fell asleep, sir,' Italy then turned to Prussia and said, 'Gilbirt, wake up!' Prussia then "Woke up" 'Vhat do jou vant?'

'Mr G. Beilshmidt, can you demonstrate the hand gesture we have been practicing?'

'Err…'

'You have had all lesson to practice. Everyone else has nearly mastered it by now. Or were you and Mr Vargas too busy passing notes?'

'How did jou know zat ve vere passing notes?'

'That's a confession. You and Mr Vargas have extra homework tonight. You will practice the hand movement for wingaurdium leviosa and have it perfected by next lesson. Class dismissed.'

Alfred~

Alfred had just come out of charms with the rest of the Gryffindors and the Hufflepuffs.

'Well, who has extra homework tonight?' Alfred said smugly to Gilbert.

'Ze awesome me…'

'Yes, yes we know. But still, break time!' Alfred pulls an armful of hamburgers and soda from nowhere.

'Vhere did jou get those?' marvelled Gilbert.

'Oh, there are these elves in the kitchens…'

'How did jou know how to get into ze kitchens? Jou've only been here for a day and a half.'

'I have my ways when it comes to food.'

=^-^= LATER =^-^=

Alfred got back to the dorm, which he shared with England, Australia and his koala (how did he even smuggle it into Hogwarts?), Spain, South Italy, Scotland and Ladonia. He laughed under his breath and got out some clear nail polish which he had borrowed from a girl in the common room. He opened Arthur's trunk and took out all his quills. Giggling madly, he coated the nibs in nail polish, waited for it to dry, and then put them back in the open trunk in front of him.

Alfred closed the trunk, tip-toed down the staircase and left the common room to go to his next lesson.

Wy~

Everyone in Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, yr 1, were waiting outside the transfiguration classroom, Wy looked over and saw Sealand leaning on the door, I really hope that the professor opens the door before he moves, he's such an idiot! I can't believe I'm classed with him as a micro- nation! As if reading her thoughts, the door opened and Peter fell to the ground, he looked up, rubbing his head and muttered something inaudible. When they got into class, Wy had to sit next to her brother, who was being even more annoying than normal, Wow, I hate him! peter then kicked Wy from under the table, Wy face palmed and thought if there is a god out there, no matter how far away, please… kill me now. Wait no, actually kill him! why does he have to be so annoying! She thought as he continuously kicked her, this is going to be long year. She sighed.

Professor McGonagall was explaining that they were to turn the rodent in front of them into a dodo, so, obviously, Wy turned around so she was facing her brother and quickly did the spell. McGonagall came over and looked at Anastasia, 'Miss Kirkland! What do you think you are doing, turning Mr Kirkland into a dodo bird, if I remember correctly, I said to turn the rodent in front of you into a dodo, not the boy next to you! Detention this afternoon!'

'But, Professor, if you don't mind, I did turn the rodent in front of me into a dodo, just look at it!'

'How is he a rodent in front of you?'

'He's annoying, like a rodent, and if I move around a bit, he's in front of me!'

'Detention,' McGonagall said as she pinched the bridge of her nose. 'Someone, please take Mr Kirkland to the hospital wing,' McGonagall sighed, 'Someone besides Miss Kirkland?'

Gilbert~

'OK everyone, this is your first flying lesson. I would like you to get a broom and stand in a line, shoulder to shoulder.' Boomed Madam Hooch. The students did as they were told. 'Hold the broom by your side! Now sit, one leg on each side, feet firmly planted on the ground, Mr Jones.'

'Sorry, Madam Hooch.' Said America.

'Humph, girls, sit with both legs on one side while holding the neck of the broom.'

'You mean sit side-saddle?!' said Natalya, infuriated. 'Oh, and Ru-Ivan, you never replied when I asked you to become one with me!'

Everyone non-country stared at her, as if she was insane (Well, she is insane, but the non-countries don't know that).

'Well,' said Madam Hooch, breaking the awkward silence. 'Push off the ground, gently, so that you hover at about two feet above the ground.' Everyone did so, but then Gilbert started to rise higher, and higher, and higher, until Matthias joined in and said, 'Wanna race?'

'Of course, ze awesome me shall now race ze totally unawesome jou.'

the two then started racing, madam Hootch watched in horror (and awe) as the two skilfully dodged shoves and spells from the other. Prussia went over to Matthias and pressed the end of his broom onto Matthias's hand, Matthias yelled in pain, he then spun his broom in a circle and accidentally hit Gilbert on the head with it. Gilbert fell down to the ground and the two got off with a week's detention.

England~

Arthur was waiting outside of the History of Magic classroom, waiting for the teacher, Professor Binns, to let everyone enter the class room. After a few minutes of waiting, the door opened and a ghost told everyone to enter and take their seats. They did as they were told and Professor Binns started talking about the "Country of Sealand". Sadly, Sealand happened to be sitting next to England and he said, 'Take that, jerk England, I am a country!' Professor Binns then started to explain how Sealand became a country as it was somehow linked to Britain becoming the country with the most magic in the world.

from all the proof, England had no choice but to write in the list of countries the word Sealand, so, after class, England went straight to his dorm to get out an old book and wrote Sealand under "S" after trying to write Sealand a few times he realised that the ink had been slipping out of his quill, 'Must be a sign from the gods that Sealand is not a country,' England muttered.

America then walked in and said, 'What are you doing, iggy? Talking to your imaginary friends?'

'For your information, rainbow unicorn and flying mint bunny are real! Also I was not talking to them! I was trying to write Sealand in the book! But it seems the gods are against it!'

'O…kay,'

'And Alfred, don't call me "Iggy" especially not hear!'

'Whatever, Arthur,'

After America left the room, Arthur mutter, 'Stupid, Alfred, no respect.

Alfred~

'heh, Arthur won't see this coming!' America then went to the picture of a fruit bowl, he tickled the pear in the fruit bowl and the picture opened up to reveal a kitchen with elves running around, one elf came up to Alfred and said, 'What would you like, sir?' Alfred replied with, 'Could you stick this into Arthur Kirkland's food?'

'Of course, may i ask what it is?'

'Let's just say, Arthur will be awake for a while,' the elf looked at him questioningly before deciding it didn't concern her. Alfred was about to leave, but quickly turned around and said, 'Could I have some soda and hamburgers?' the elves nodded before one came up to him and gave him the food, the elf bowed quickly before walking away.

When Alfred was finished eating, he saw England playing with his imaginary friends, he then saw Luna walk past and he said, 'Hey, Loon- Luna,' he said, she walked over to him and said, 'Yes, Alfred?'

'Can you see that green bunny near Arthur?'

'Yes, it's quite cute, actually,'

'Could you, get it for me?'

'Okay,' after a few minutes, Luna came back with the bunny.

'Have you got the bunny?'

'Yes, it's right hear,' she motioned to her right arm which was positioned as if she was holding a rodent.

'Could you put it in hear?' Alfred pointed to a small cage he was holding.

'Okay,' she gently put flying mint bunny in the cage before saying, 'if there's nothing else you wanted, then I'll get going,'

After watching her retreat, Alfred walked to the Gryffindor Dormitory and put the cage in his trunk, making sure to lock his trunk with a spell.

he then wrote a letter and put it on England's night stand, the note read:

If you ever want to see Flying Mint Bunny again, then you must find him and save him, before it's to late…

Gilbert~

Hungary stormed over to Gilbert, her hair a fluorescent pink and her robes sparkling with the words, "I LOVE RODERICH" on them. 'What ze hell, Gilbert? Now everyone thinks I like that Austrian!'

'It's not my fault zat jou are so obviously I love vith him!'

'You idiot!' Hungary screamed, 'Reverse the spell,' she waited, tapping her foot impatiently while Gilbert made no move for his wand. 'NOW!' she said, when he made no move for his wand, she got out her frying pan and hit him on the head, 'Ow, Zhat hurt, Elizaveta,'

'Well, reverse the spell!'

'No Vay!'

'Do you want me to hit you again?!'

'Okay, Okay, just put jour frying pan avay,'

Gilbert got out his wand and did the reverse spell, after the spell had been reversed, Hungary made a mental note to learn the reverse spell, just encase he tried to do it again, she then hit him again with her frying pan, 'Vhat vas zat for?'

'For changing it to a tie die cloak!'

Gilbert sighed before changing the clothing to its original colour, Hungary once again hit Gilbert on the head, 'Vat vas zat for?'

'Good measure,' she said as she skipped off.

Arthur~

England walked back to his dorm and saw a note on his night stand, he read over it, his eyes widening in shock, Who would… who would do this to flying mint bunny?... AMERICA! England then started going through all of the things in the dorm until the only place left to check was America's trunk, why he didn't check the most obvious place first and instead make a massive mess was beyond him. Ladonia will be annoyed, I broke the paint brush he was given by his best friend, Kugel Mugel. He then tried to open the trunk but it wouldn't budge. He then started to use his dark magic until the top of the trunk came off, inside, Arthur found a dog/cat carrier with flying mint bunny inside of it. England saved flying mint bunny and told him to go back to his original land.

Arthur then left the dorm and found America sitting with France, Russia and China, 'ALFRED!' England said as he stormed over to the table.

'What!' Alfred said innocently.

'You kidnapped flying mint bunny! And now,' he said, summoning an aura of dark magic, 'you must pay!'

'HELP ME HE'S GONE CRAZY!' yelled America, trying to hide behind China.

'Don't drag me into this, aru,' said China trying and failing to get America off of him.

Everyone in the hall turned and looked at America as England pulled him from his hiding space and started shooting black magic at him, 'YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU KIDNAP FLYING MINT BUNNY? DID YOU THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY?'

'Actually, I got Looney Lovegood to kidnap him because she can somehow see your imaginary friends,'

'WHAT!?' said England as he turned and glared at the girl. just as Arthur was going to blast America with more black magic, Professor McGonagall walked past and pulled Arthur away by the ear disapprovingly, 'What, made you think that summoning black magic would be a good idea, poor Mr Jones now has burn mark all over his face! Is there a reason why you through flames at Mr Jones?'

'HE KIDNAPPED FLYING MINT BUNNY!'

'Please, Mr Kirkland, do not raise your voice, now who is Flying Mint Bunny?'

'He is my pet bunny; who can teleport between dimensions, he is mint green with white wings.'

Alfred then appeared and said, 'He's his imaginary friend!'

'Mr Kirkland, is this true, is Flying Mint Bunny your imaginary friend?'

'Of course not!'

'He is his imaginary friend!' said America, receiving a glare from England.

'Is not!'

'Is too!'

'Is not!'

'Is too!' after about five minutes of this, Professor McGonagall had had enough, 'Boys, it's a simple question, is Flying Mint Bunny Arthur's imaginary friend?'

'Yes!' said Alfred at the same time that England said, 'Of course not!'

McGonagall sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose, 'IF, Flying Mint Bunny is an imaginary friend-'

'He is not,' England muttered under his breath.

'Is there something you would like to say, Mr Kirkland?' Arthur shook his head, 'Well then i will continue, IF, Flying Mint Bunny is an imaginary friend, like Mr Jones has pointed out, is it possible that Mr Kirkland IMAGINED him being kidnapped?' Alfred yelled out, 'OF COURSE HE IMAGINED IT! WHY WOULD I WANT TO STEAL SOMETHING THAT BELONGED TO HIM!?'

'Mr Jones, please, shut up for once, and let Mr Kirkland say something!'

'He did steal Flying Mint Bunny because i found him is it's trunk!'

'You two are worse than a group of five year olds discovering that they are squibs!' McGonagall muttered, she then continued louder, 'So, Arthur, you went through Mr Jones's trunk?'

'Yes, but only to find out if he-'

'That's quite enough, Mr Kirkland, detention, five am! As for you, Mr Jones's, for stealing this, "Flying Mint Bunny" you will be serving detention with Mr Kirkland,' when the two opened their mouths to say something McGonagall glared at them and pointed towards the door, 'Out,'

Once outside, and out of earshot of McGonagall, Arthur glared at Alfred, 'You idiot! Because of you we will now both be serving a detention!'

'Hey, you're the one who went through my trunk and imagined that I stole flying mint bunny!'

'I did not imagine it!'

'Did too,'

'you're so childish, Alfred!'

'Whatever,' Alfred said, 'This means war, though,' Arthur looked at Alfred shocked, 'Dude, calm down, I only mean a prank war! So get all the help you can!' Alfred and Arthur then continued to walk in different directions.

Arthur walked over to the Nordic 5 and waited until they finished their conversation, which ended how every Nordic conversation ended, Norway strangling Denmark, England tapped Norway on the shoulder, 'Mm?' he asked, letting go of the Danes tie and turning to England, 'I was just wondering if i could ask you something,'

'Go ahead,'

'Well, Alfred stole Flying Mint Bunny and we have now declared a prank war, are you willing to help me use dark magic against the idiot,'

'Isn't dark magic banned, Arthur?'

'Yes, but the worst that could happen would be us getting detention,'

'Is Ro- Vlad helping?'

'I was about to ask him before i came here, but he's "busy"'

Norway looked over to Romania, who was talking to Bulgaria, 'He's only talking-'

'it's what he's talking about, Lukas,'

'What's he talking about?'

'He's asking Bul-Milen something important,'

'O...kay,'

'So will you help me or not?'

'I guess i have nothing else to do, should i summon troll?'

'Yes, that would be a good idea,'

They then walked over to Romania who was talking to Bulgaria, 'So, will you?' asked Romania awkwardly, holding his candle that seems to be stuck to his hand. 'Hmm...' Bulgaria thought.

Norway looked at Arthur, 'Should we be hearing this?'

'Probably not, but… oh well,'

'Come on, hurry up and answer!' said Romania impatiently.

'Hmm...' Romania glared at Bulgaria, 'Fine, Fine, I'll hurry up with my answer,'

'Well?' asked Romania.

'Yes,'

After a few minutes England said, 'Vlad, could i speak to you?'

'What- how long have you been here for?'

'A while,'

'did you hear...'

'Part of it, but that's not what i want to talk to you about, i want you and your dark magic's help in a prank war,'

'Can Bul-Milen help?'

'Hmm- sure i guess, if he wants to he can,'

Bulgaria and Romania both nodded, 'I'm in,' they said in unision.

Voldemort~

The spirit of Voldemort was having a confrontation with a certain country. 'So, why are you here?'

'I wanted to become a death eater!'

'What?'

'I want to be a death eater!'

'I know, I know, I heard you the first time… but, why?'

'Because, I need revenge,'

'Well, have you got a resume?'

'What do you mean?'

'Well, I can't just let anyone be a death eater, they could be spy's trying to send me to Askaban! So do you have a resume?'

'Umm… no,'

'Get out of my sight then, before I Avada Kedava you!'

'But...'

'Go away!'

'Just one other thing...'

'What is it?'

'What specifications do I need on my resume?'

'The usual, criminal record, where you've worked before, if you have any tatoos ect.'

'Oh, okay,' the mystery country said, writing down a list. 'Can i come back when I have made a resume?'

'Err… if you have to...' the mystery country then left.

Alfred~

'Hey, Ivan, dude, do you want to help me with a prank war?' Alfred shook slightly as he spoke.

'Eduard, Raivis and Toris will help, da?'

'Yeah, sure dude,'

Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia all felt horrible for whoever was going to be getting pranked.

America continued to go around the school, getting China, France, Canadia, Austria, South Italy, Spain, Hungary and Sealand to join his team.

He then went to a specified place to meet with England, so they could see who was on the other team, 'Good job, Arthur, you managed to get Vlad, Milen, Lukas, Matthias, Tino, Berwald, Emil, Feliciano, Ludwig, Kiku, Gilbert and Heracles on your team.'

Arthur then looked over to Alfred and said, 'I could say the same for you, Ivan, Edaurd, Raivis, Toris, Yao, Francis, Roderich, Lovino, Antonio, Elizaveta, Peter and… someone else.'

'I'm Matthew Williams,' said Canada, glaring at England.

'LET THE PRANK WAR… BEGIN!' said the "referee" Scotland.

Arthur~

England opened the door of the hall to get to his dorm so he could play a prank on America, although, sadly, as soon as he opened the door a bucket of water fell on his head, he heard America crack up laughing and when he turned around to glare at the younger nation, he got hit on the head with a frying pan, 'OW! What the bloody hell was that for, Elizaveta, we're meant to be pranking, not assaulting!'

'Oh, well,'

England rolled his eyes before going to his dorm, he got all of America's clothes and used his magic to make all of his clothes a few sizes too small, he then got to Americas pants and cut along the seams, 'That will show him to steal Flying Mint Bunny!'

As soon as Arthur had finished his prank on Alfred, Sealand came over to him with a cake, 'Hey, jerk Arthur, want some cake?' Arthur rolled his eyes and took the cake, it was vanilla by the looks of it, and it was covered in a thick layer of chocolate icing and sprinkles, Sealand then passes him a knife, England tried to cut into the "cake" but failed, after a while, he realised that Sealand had given him a sponge covered in icing and sprinkles.

Lovino~

Lovino and Antonio found a giant bag of cheese, Lovino picked it up, Mozzarella, 'What are you doing with that, Lovi~?'

'One, it's none of your fu-'

'Language, Lovi~' Lovino ignored him and continued talking.

'business, two, its Lovino, not Lovi, you tomato bastardo!'

'Aw, don't be mean, Lovi~' Lovino glared at Antonio, making the Spaniard cringe, 'I was going to say Lovino?'

'Whatever tomato bastard,'

Lovino then started walking around until he got to a painting of a bowl of fruit, his arm accidentally brushed up against the pair, which giggled, and the painting swung open and to reveal a kitchen, where elves were running around everywhere, Lovino noticed. An elf came up to Lovino and said, 'I am Gerda is there something you would like?' Lovino looked at the elf, it was a girl, Lovino the said, 'Could you make this mozzarella look as much like pasta as possible?'

'Okay, Gerda will make cheese look like pasta,'

after a few minutes, the elf came back and handed a bowl of cheese to Lovino, it looked just like pasta, including a small amount of mince, but not enough to melt all the cheese, Lovino looked at it and realised, it not only looked like pasta, but it also had a strong smell of pasta. Lovino thanked Gerda who bowed and walked away, Lovino and Antonio both walked off putting the bowl of pasta on the floor in front of Italy, Venziano saw the "Pasta" and picked it up, putting a handful in his mouth, 'Come on Ita- Feliciano, hurry up,'

'Ve~ but Ludwig, there's pasta,'

'Eat it quickly,' Italy put another mouthful in his mouth before spitting it out, 'What's wrong now, Feliciano?'

'It's not pasta, it's mozzarella,' Italy said, then he burst into tears , making Germany sigh in exasperation. Lovino and Antonio then walked off, not even bothering to watch what would happen next.

Alfred~

America went into the kitchens, 'Hey, Gerda,' the house elf came over to him, 'Could you make a batch of cookies and put these ghost chilli's in them? But make sure they're chopped up really finely, so you can't see them.'

'Ok.' said Gerda, taking the hottest chilli in the world, 'Anything else?'

'A ham burger, oh and can you put chocolate chips in the cookies?

'Gerda will put chocolate chips in the cookies,'

After a while, Gerda returned with a batch of cookies and a hamburger. Alfred took the food and took a bite out of the ham burger. after taking a bite, he yelled in pain, 'Gerda, did you put the chilli in the burger instead of in the cookies?'

'No, but Gerda cut the burger open with the same knife Gerda used to cut the chilli,' America then drank a whole lot of milk and wrote a note once his mouth was only as painful as after eating a red chilli. The note he wrote read: do not eat, hot.

Alfred then put the cookies on a table as he watched Gilbert pick one up, saying something like, "Ze awesome me can handle anyzing!' he then watched as Prussia ate the cookies and screamed from the spiciness.

America then offered Gilbert some water, 'Ja, ze awesome me vould like some vater!'

Alfred then handed Prussia a tray with one upside down cup of water on it, sadly, Prussia didn't realise it was upside down and picked up the cup, making water go everywhere.

Prussia~

After recovering, Prussia started going up to everyone he saw saying, 'Jou know Elizaveta, she's going out vith Draco,'

Prussia walked past Elizaveta talking to Pansy Parkinson, 'How did my Draco agree to go out with you?' said Pansy, glaring at Elizaveta, 'What do you mean, i don't even know who Draco is!'

'yeah, right,'

'I don't!'

'Whatever, anyway, stay away from my Draco! He shouldn't date anyone less than a pureblood!'

'Right, I'm just going to go, as i have to hit a certain German on the head with a frying pan,' Hungary said walking away only to be stopped by a hand on her arm, 'Where do you think you're going?'

Pansy started shooting spells at Hungary.

Elizaveta~

5 minutes earlier…

Elizaveta had found out that Gilbert had started a rumour about her dating Draco Malfoy. When Pansy Parkinson came up to Eliza and started to say,

'Are you really dating my Draco, you mudblood?' Eliza pulled her aside and explained. 'My "friends" and I are having a prank war. Gilbert was dared, i guess to spread a rumour about me.' They heard Gilbert walking up the corridor. 'Look,' said Elizaveta. 'I'll pay you 10 galleons to make it look like you're yelling at me for dating Draco. Then I can tell him it was all a ruse and no one ever believed him in the first place. That way I can have my revenge.'

Pansy tried to make herself look thoughtful, as if considering the situation. In reality, she would do anything for money, to make herself look richer. Gilbert was almost there.

'OK.' she said, and so they began their "argument".

present time...

Elizaveta saw that Prussia had left and said, 'Pansy, he's gone, you can stop now,'

'oh, okay. Just one quick question,'

'yes?

'You're not going out with Draco are you?'

'No of course not! Gilbert made it up, and 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 galleons, thanks for the help, Pansy,'

'Anytime, Eliza,'

After a while of running around the castle looking for Gilbert she found him talking to Romania and Bulgaria. Elizaveta waited while Gilbert walked over to her, 'About ze rumour, i spread it,'

'No way! Really? Gilbert,' she said sarcastically, then Eliza hit him on the head with her frying pan, 'It's not as if anyone actually believed you,'

'But Pansy-'

'I payed her to,'

'Vhy?'

'Because…'

'You don't even know vhy jou got her to shoot hex's at jou?'

'She wasn't meant to shoot spells at me, just argue, and it was so you would think that you persuaded everyone when in reality no one believed you,'

'Vhatever, I'm sure she did believe ze awesome me to start vith!'

'Not really, no,'

'Hmph,' Gilbert said walking off in disappointment.

The bell rang and everyone had to put a halt to the prank war, they decided that the prank war would only last the break but both teams would get a chance to do a "final prank" on the whole school, Elizaveta had been thinking that her group should put glad wrap on the door of the great hall so no one could leave and then have a massive fireworks show with Austria play either piano or Violin in the background. Elizaveta then made her way to Defense against the dark arts, with Slytherin. The teacher would be Professor Lupin.

'OK students.' said professor Lupin 'welcome to your first defence against the dark arts lesson. Today we will be looking at defensive spells, or, in particular, expelliarmus, if used correctly, expelliarmus will-' Lupin stopped talking after seeing someone put up their hand, 'Yes, miss Hedervary?'

'This spell makes the opponents wand escape their hand, doesn't it, and it even makes the wand come towards you, if performed well enough,'

'Yes, that is correct,'

'If you open your books to the first page would, Mr… Vargas, please read the first paragraph?'

'It is not known presicley who created the disarming charm, also known as Expelliarmus, some historians even believe it was merlin himself, historian bastards-'

'What was that, Mr Vargas?'

'I said historians believe that merlin created the disarming spell,'

'After you said that!'

'Historian bastards,'

'Please, Mr Vargas, will you refrain from swearing in my classroom?'

'Whatever,'

'I'm serious, Mr Vargas, if you continue to swear i will have no choice but to give you a detention,'

'Can i just continue now?' Professor Lupin made a hand movement to signal him to go on. 'Other bast-' Lupin looked at South Italy disapprovingly, 'Other people say it's first widespread appearance was in the 11th century in Madagascar. even if there is the slightest percentage that this is true, the fact remains that it wasn't very popular, and is still only really used in duels, or according to rumours i heard, when Harry Potter is arguing with someone.'

'Mr Vargas, please do not spread rumours,' Professor Lupin then continued, 'Also, would Miss… Braginski please take over,'

Belarus stopped asking Russia to marry her while she started to read: 'The dissarming charm, aka expelliarmus, always appears as a red beam, making it distinguishable before the effects, or in other words, you could easily jump out of the way before it hit you,'

'Miss Braginski, please do not add your comments as they could be false,'

'Depending on how strong the spell is, it corresponds with the intensity of the beam of light, eg. if i was holding Ivan after he agreed to marry me and the intensity of the light was a bright scarlet, brother would probably be taken from my grip, where as if i was holding brother Ivan after he agreed to marry me and the intensity of the light was nearly white, he would stay in my grip,' professor Lupin then said, 'I'll stop you there… would Mr Kohler please continue?'

Matthias stood up and yelled: 'THE INCANTAION FOR THE DISARMING SPELL IS SIMPLEY EXPELIARMUS, THE SPELL MAKES WHATEVER SOMEONE IS HOLDING FALL OUT OF THERE HAND, AND, IF IT IS STRONG ENOUGH, THE INCANTATION WILL MAKE WHATEVER SOMEONE IS HOLDING COME TO YOUR HAND, perfect way to steal candy from a baby, if you ever wanted to try stealing from a 1 year old,' Norway face palmed as Denmark sat back down, 'What did you think, Lukas?'

'No comment,'

'C'mon, Norge,'

'I think you're an idiot, wait no, i know you're a fu-'

'Language, Mr Stiellson,'

'Idiot, also, I was speaking English, if you rather I will start insulting Matthias in Danish or Norwegian,'

'Mr Steilson, please do not insult, i will be giving you a detention for that as i have already told Mr Vargas not to swear multiple times. And you spoke back to me!

' Lukas sighed, he was used to getting into trouble for telling off Matthias, 'Last person, before we try to practice this spell, Mr Jones,'

'The origin of this spells name comes from the english word "Expel" meaning "Expel", in case you didn't know already, and the Latin word "Arma" meaning "weapon" or "the weapon",'

'Thank you, Mr Jones, for not being a completely disruptive like everyone else while reading,'

'You are ever so welcome, professor,'

Professor Lupin then taught everyone how to say the incantation and the wand movement, the first person to get it was Lukas, leading professor Lupin to let him off the hook for swearing. The bell then went, signalling the end of class.

I Meant to update a couple of days ago but my computer wouldn't turn on.
Also i have decided that since i am going back to school i will no longer be doing weekly updates and just update whenever i have the the time to.