What's the most obvious thing to do when it comes to messing with the crossbow-wielding redneck?
Why don't we take out crossbow-wielding and just keep the redneck?
That's right.
Hide his damn crossbow.
"Beth, what're you doin' in my tent?" Questioned the suspicious Daryl Dixon as he was recently coming back from a discussion with Rick.
The blonde bit her bottom lip, before shaking her head. "N-Nothing, Daryl." She walked away from the confused Dixon brother, a smug smile gracing her face "Nothing at all."
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"Hey, have any of y'all seen my crossbow?" Questions Daryl, frowning when no one seemed to answer.
"Walker hoarde!" Glenn yelled, picking up a shot gun and shooting the nearest two.
Daryl ran to his tent but was shocked. Where is was his crossbow? He flipped over the blankets, tore open the other side of the tent for that matter.
"Shit!" He screamed, hearing a walker near him. "Who the hell?!"
He punched the walker, stomping in his face before another came at him. "WHERE THE HELL IS MA' CROSSBOW?!"
Meanwhile
Beth and Carl both shook their heads as they hid from the hoard attacking their set up camp.
"WHERE IS MA' CROSSBOW?!" They heard.
They gave each other a high-five.
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P.S: Walking Dead is not mine and Daryl Dixon isn't either. *cries myself to sleep*