What's a pet peeve of the crossbow-wielding redneck?

Who does he have a soft spot for?

Other than any survivor in the group... Carol seems to be a good match.

So way number four? Tease him about Carol.


"Hey, Daryl?" Glenn called out to crossbow-wielding redneck.

Daryl, walking ahead of the group of survivors, turned back and acknowledged the Korean.

"Yeah?"

Glenn motioned to the couples amongst the group. Himself and Maggie. Sasha and Bob, and even Rick and Michonne eventually got together. Might as well consider Carl and Beth, too.

"Where is your girl, huh?"

Narrowing his blue eyes, Daryl gave him the finger, turning back around and walking even faster.

Glenn glanced at Carol, giving her a wink and then giving his girlfriend Maggie a kiss on the cheek. He jogged up to the seething redneck, nudging him with his elbow.

"So what about Carol? Eh?" He nudged him again. "It's been like five seasons and you still haven't got with her. Ed's been dead a while, you know. You both are old, she cupped your ass before in season 2, and you saved her so many times. What about that Cherokee rose, too?-"

Daryl with a beet red face, aimed his crossbow at Glenn. "Who wants some Korean chicken tonight?"


I have a friend that tells really corny jokes... and she said the Korean-Chicken thing about Glenn. It was pretty lame. So lame that it made me die with laughter. I imagine Carol saying "... I'll eat some if you would share some with me." And she strikes a model pose. Daryl's just like (-X-) kms

Corny enough to make you laugh or nah?

Beggars can't be choosers. It's either funny or it's not so... 💁