Daryl Dixon is shy by nature and very hidden when it comes to his sex life.
Way number eight: Ask him about his first time.
Michonne planted a kiss on Rick's lips, while every other couple apart of the group of survivors which included Sasha and Bob, Glenn and Maggie, Rosita and Abraham and even Carol and Tyrese did the same.
All was left out except Daryl and Carl. Carl, only because Beth went to go wash up.
They all sat around the campfire set up before Rick looked to his lonely friend, finally removing his lips from his chocolate woman, Michonne.
Glenn did the same and sighed, shaking his head. "Daryl, we need to find you someone."
The redneck narrowed his eyes, before standing up to leave but Carol stopped him, "He is right you know."
"Man, I don't need nobody!" Daryl shouted, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Nobody but his hand." Tyrese teased, earning a playful punch from Carol and a laugh from the others.
Michonne leaned her head on Rick's shoulders. "Seriously, when was your first time, Daryl?"
The Dixon brother gulped, shrugging his shoulders. "It didn't happen."
"Why?" Carl asked, even proud to have just kissed Beth before.
"Did the song it feels like the the firstttt timeeee play?" Rick teased, laughing at the joke and the song reference.
Daryl gritted his teeth. "... No!"
"Did you not find the clitoris?" Bob joked, earning a laugh from all of the guys.
"No!" Daryl yelled again, reddened by their jokes.
"Then what happened?" Sasha asked, curious.
The redneck was silent before sighing and blurting out, "... I had a mullet."
Silence.
"What?" Rosita was the first to say.
"She didn't like the business in the front and the party in the back!" - "There I said it! Now leave me alone! Me and my hand has some business to tend to."
A/N:
Had to throw in that Richonne pairing. And I hope it happens for real, in the show.
I'm post two, so check back frequently today.
Anyways, lol. Daryl with a mullet.
Scary.
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