Daryl Dixon definitely does NOT follow the social trends. Especially stupid ones like 'suck my ass'.
So way number nine: Tell him 'suck my ass'.
"Observant? Seems a little to big for your vocabulary, redneck." Andrea defiantly questioned to the redneck, scoffing at the use of his vocabulary.
"If you haven't noticed, these guys were taken out commando-style. A bullet straight to the head. Yer' worrying about walkers? I'd be worried at the son of a bitch who did this to them." Daryl Dixon snapped to the astonished blonde as he motioned to the many dead elderly people of the Vatos hideout.
He went on, tapping his forehead in a teasing manner to Andrea. "It's called using yer' head." - "You know? Thinking."
Daryl Dixon was about to walk away but Andrea crossed her arms over her chest, rolling her eyes before blurting out, "You know what? Suck my ass."
The redneck stopped. He remembered before the whole entire end-of-the-world thing happened and that little Asian girl went viral. Her saying suck my ass had Merle telling him that every damn day and he was sick of hearing it.
He abruptly turned around, glaring his blue eyes at her. He snapped his head forward, squinting his eyes at the tan blonde as if he was trying to see right through her. "Suck your ass?"
He turned to everyone of the survivors, even Rick. He laughed. "Andrea wants me to suck her ass, y'all."
Lori covered Carl's ears as the redneck, obviously annoyed and pissed went on to the blonde, "Do you know what the hell you are asking me to do? Nasty girl!" He glared at her. "Pull you fucking pants down and I'll suck your ass right in front of all these people."
Dale tried to step forward but Daryl held up a hand. "That's so damn nasty. You want me to lick your ass? You shit out of there for Pete's sake. Get the hell on with saying suck my ass." He mimicked the Asian girl's voice, walking to the door leading into a office.
"Suck your ass? Pssh!"
A/N:
This one was made to be a bit less funny and sort of... eh I can't think of the word. Perhaps my annoyance to the term "suck my ass". I feel like Daryl will get equally annoyed with it, too.
There was a ten-minute deleted scene after they left the CDC and the went back to the Vatos to stay there but found the place completely deserted and the elderly people dead. Some walkers and the other shot.
Bae snapped on Andrea. Those are what I remember him saying. So if you like seeing Daryl Dixon smart and slick as hell, go watch the deleted scene.
And stop saying suck my ass, too. Yall must not know what you're asking.