Harry Potter Dragon challenge.
I really would love to read some Harry Potter fan fictions about Harry becoming a Dragon Tamer or some just involving Dragons more often with a more significant role in the stories, and so I challenge any writer worth their merit to create a fan fiction story about Harry and Dragons with main roles in the story.
My conditions are as follows:
Harry becomes a dragon tamer/dragon friend/works with dragons
Can speak to dragons using parseltongue
Harry befriends Charlie Weasley
Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Molly/Albus bashing
I don't care if harry falls in love or not, he could have a harem/gay/straight/bi-sexual/not fall in love and I wouldn't care it's completely up to you, the writer.
Harry befriends goblins, centaurs, veela, merpeople etc…
Harry gets to be powerful, intelligent, super etc… get people to rally behind harry, get Fudge sacked, ruin Dumbledore's reputation, fuck over Lucius Malfoy, screw over every prominent figure in the wizarding world and have fun with it.
I don't care what harry does for schooling, he could stay at Hogwarts, self-study, get tutors, start his own school etc…
Just generally fuck shit up and turn the wizarding world on its head, make harry a badass vigilante hero if you want too, kill whoever you want, but if you do kill off Sirius then please at least make the remainder of his life really awesome before you kill him off I mean his life was just awful until he met James Potter and he was the brightest light in Sirius's life and then James gets murdered and that fucks Sirius's life up completely and Sirius only has Harry and Remus left with Tonks being another bright spot in his life as his cousin.
Kill Voldemort in the most hilarious way you possibly can, humiliate him when he is alive ruin him completely when he dies in such a way that will have any reading the story roaring in laughter. (Hint: bodily functions when people die cause the deceased's bowels to empty and defecate the corpse. )