Hey everyone, this is Trevor Phillips of Trevor Phillips Organization! Now recently this fuck told me to react to this fic so I won't be sad anymore. After I threw him into the Altruist Club (OLD BABY BOOMERS ARE GONNA EAT GOOD TONIGHT!) I thought I would check it out.
So I checked out this fic called My Immortal, some fucking goth song by this Amy bitch. But it turns out it's this Harry Potter fic.
Now I never saw Harry Potter, but I did give that ginger swine flu (I MADE HIM FUCK A PIG!0 and so I have no clue what I'm getting into, but here we go.
After consulting with the books, I can confirm that there was never this bitch called Ebony. Who the fuck is this? But, even though this makes no sense, I will continue to read.
That was the best thing I ever read. But that's not saying much cause it's the only thing I've read in my life. It was so great, I made Michael read it, but he didn't want to, so I tied him to a chair and made him. I actually forgot to free him. I should go do that.
My Immortal is the best story ever told, go and tell everyone about it. Now if you excuse me, I have to get rid of some bodies.
This is Trevor Phillips of Trevor Phillips Industries, and I have reacted.