Outside Station Square in a lake, there was a goldfish that looked strangely familiar.
"Bwahaha," laughed Goldine. "You can never completely destroy gossip. I'll come back and gather another army. You'll see, Sonic!"
A silhouetted character with a question mark on its body appeared. "Hi," it said, "I'm going to be the new character in the next Sonic game."
Goldine gasped. "A new character whose information has yet to be revealed?! I have no data on it. What can I gossip about!" Goldine examined the character. "You have a cat tail! You're Blaze's cousin or something, right?!"
"It has not yet been confirmed," stated the silhouetted character.
"THAT'S NOT JUICY!!!!" cried Goldine, and with that, she turned to stone.
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"And that's how I got my goldfish paperweight," declared the Head Director.
"Interesting..." said the Head Director's Mom.
"Then wait 'til you hear the story of how I got my tadpole-decorated mug! It all started when I created Ted the Tattle-telling Tadpole..."
The Very End.