SevenKings here with the newest chapter for this story. Originally, this story was supposed to come out sooner but then School and Real Life got in the way. Plus there was the Monty Oum incident.

For those of you who don't know. Monty Oum was the creator of RWBY and lead animator for Red Vs Blue Season 8-10. The man fell into a coma and never came out. He was pronounced dead on February 1st, 2015. He was a great man and a figure to many including me. I put all my fics on hold as I grieved and binge watched many of his works. Including those mention above and Dead Fantasy which you can find on Youtube Channel, montyoum.

May the memory of the man give us strength to accomplish our dreams.

Chapter 2: Can't think of a Good Title

"So let me get this straight. Kushina made you the godfather despite her knowing you for only a few minutes?" Sarutobi questioned. He was in the Hokage 's Tower with the stranger who was now rocking Kushina and Minato's child to sleep.

"Yup, probably something to do with the fact that I smacked the furball around and apparently the previously named godfather will suck at his new job.' Sword stated as he looked at the baby in his hands.

'If the Sins could see me now, they would've think I've gone soft.' Sword thought as he lower his head to stare in the child's eyes. "Who's a good boy, you are." He child giggled at the action before yawning and went to sleep. Sword was wondering just how that was possible.

"Do you even know how to raise a child?" Sarutobi asked; he couldn't just leave a child in a man's care if he had no experience in raising children.

"Nope, how hard could it be anyway? They just eat, sleep, barf and shit so I should be good." Sword said dismissively.

"Children are more difficult than you would believe. I can't leave him with you if you have no experience in it." Sarutobi reasoned.

"Listen here old timer, you want the baby then bring an army. After that, bring a second one if you want to wind me just a little." Sword growled. He always kept his promises and the promise to protect Kushina's child was no different.

"I'm just saying, children are more fragile than you would believe. If you aren't careful, you can't accidently kill the baby." Sarutobi raised his hands to show nonaggression and then blinked, " Speaking of which, what is the gender of the child?"

Sword just grinned before deciding to leave by using the door, " I'm not going to say, consider it payback for even insulating that I should dump the infant from my care. Good Night, asshole." With that Sword left and close the door.

When the door close, Sarutobi sighed and started to rub his forehead with his index fingers. While he was thankful that Minato's child had someone strong enough to defend him; it was said caretaker's loyalty to Konoha that was the problem. He would've relaxed if the man had some sort of connection other than the child. He had offer the man clan status so at least the man have a vested interest in the welfare of the village.

Not only the man refused, he say so rudely. He and Sarutobi quoted, 'I'm here to raise the kid as my own and if anyone even so much as look at the child wrong will find important organs missing from their bodies.' The reinstated Hokage shivered as Sword said his piece; he hadn't survived to see three world wars and his own grandson being born due to stupidity.

Sword was an alpha predator, on par or even beyond legends such as Harashima Senju and Madara Uchiha and it scares him more than he ever let on.

As Sarutobi was deep in thought, a window broke revealing a man with long silver hair tied in a ponytail, a wart on his face and he was wearing kabuki clothes with traditional geta sandals. As the man struck a pose;he yelled, "The Mighty Toad Sage of Mt. Myoboku Jirayia is here to visit his godson."

Sarutobi sighed with his hands still clasped together supporting his head. He didn't know how to break the news to his student that wouldn't hurt him on a emotional level. The old man had to admit that while Jirayia wasn't the best godfather material, he made it up by being persistent and loyal.

Sarutobi decided to just get the bad news out of the way. "Jirayia, you're not the godfather."

Jirayia's face grew mortified at the revelation, "They're all dead then, aren't they?" Jirayia kneel and bang the floor as tears fall freely from his face, "I knew I should have been here in for Naruto's birth."

Sarutobi's face had a questioning glance, "Naruto? The baby's a boy?"

Jirayia stopped what he was doing and faced his mentor. "Yeah, that's his name. Both Minato and Kushina agree it was a splendid name," The Toad Sage then placed cup his chin, "Although I think in Kushina's case it was due to being ramen-related."

"Naruto's alive." Sarutobi said suddenly as Jirayia blinked.

"Wait, you said I'm not the godfather. If he's still alive," Jirayia yelled before Sarutobi interrupted him. "Kushina found someone else to fill that position." He then handed the ex-godfather candiate the note that Kushina wrote just before she died.

Old Man and Ero-Sennin,

By the time you read this, I will be dead. I have named Sword as the godfather. No offense Ero-Sennin but I don't want your perversion on my innocent baby boy. That and I know you will be busy with your spy network to even take care of a child. You barely visit us after the Third Shinobi World War.

I'm sorry but you're not reliable.

Sincerely, Kushina

"Who is this Sword? I will show him why he shouldn't mess with The Toad Sage." Jirayia yelled as he threw the letter to the ground. He was surprised and truly happy to be named Naruto's Godfather but to just be tossed aside like that was insulting to him.

Sarutobi slammed his hands on the table, "I forbid it, Jirayia," He yelled, "Sword takes his godfather duties seriously to the point that he wouldn't let him go from his hands."

Jirayia stared at the mentor with astonished eyes, "You're afraid of him, aren't you Sensei?"

Sarutobi nodded, "Not only was able to beat down the Kyuubi with his bare hands if what he said was true. He also has a Kekkai Genkai (Bloodline Limit) that allows him to steal physical objects," He then sighed, "Just being near him makes me want to leave the room in a hurry."

"That bad, huh?"

"Go ahead and meet with him but don't antagonize him, Jirayia. The only bond he has is Naruto himself. Since he has full custody..."

"He can leave with just about everything." Jirayia nodded. "Alright, I'll met with him first to determine his intentions with Naruto and Konoha and then find a way to gain custody of Naruto." Jirayia then jumped out of the window before Sarutobi could say no.

(Sword) Still Nighttime

As Sword left the Hokage's Tower with Naruto wrapped in a blanket in his hands. He decided to take a walk through the village to get a feel for his new home hoping that it would get the feeling of hatred that he had for the old man. Who was he to try and bribe a Sin? Rule number 4: Sins shall only answer to their Captain and Crown.

Another thing Sword was thinking about was the strange phenomena that happened earlier. When Sword had copied the 'chakra' of the Divine Beast, he was able to use it smilar to magic. However, when the beast was sealed; he lost the ability to use chakra. No it was still there but it was sealed like the Beast. To think, he had to give one of his many useful Powers.

As Sword was finally out of his daydream, there were people that look similar to him were yelling at him. He took a look around and saw that at he was at a district of sorts. 'Goddamn it, not again.'

Flashback

As the Sins finally defeat the Troll Queen, Sword then walks right into the chambers where the battle had just ended. Every Sin took a deadpan look at Sword. "And where have you been?" Ban questioned.

"I agree with Ban. Although we were able to defeat the Troll Queen without your help, it would have been most useful in ending the battle quickly." Grother stated as he cleaned his glasses with the sleeves of his shirt.

"Uhh." Sword darted his eyes quickly back and forth.

Merlin floated next to Sword and placed one arm over Sword's shoulder, "Well, Sword, we're waiting."

"I got lost." Sword mumbled.

Merlin placed her head closer to Sword, "I can't hear you."

"I said I got lost!" Sword yelled.

A silent happened as the Sins processed the information. Then they all laughed as they pointed fingers at him. "How did that happened? We were all with you until last night when we camped near the front of the castle." King laughed as he pounded his pillow with his fist.

"Well..." Sword started.

Flashback within the Flashback

As the Sins decided to camp out the night near the Troll Queen's castle. Sword decided to take a walk to clear his head. As he begin to walk, thoughts on how to support his comrades entered his head. After some time, a tug on his waist took him out of his thoughts.

As he took a look down, he saw a small girl who look up into his eyes. She gave a smile before she spoke in a language he didn't know. Not knowing what to do, Sword smiled awkwardly before saying, "I don't know what you're saying."

The girl just continued to speak before a stern voice speaking the same language had the girl freeze. Both the girl and Sword took a look in the direction of the voice to find a woman who looked similar to the girl with her arms crossed and a stern glare.

The girl gave a sheepish grin before running towards the girl. Sword took a look and saw that he was in a village and that it was already near morning. It was quite strange to the Sin to see humans near Troll territory since Trolls and Humans don't have the best relationship compared to the other races. That was until he saw a map of the known world in the middle of the village which showed that he was several leagues away from the Troll Queen's Castle.

"Oh Shit!" Sword screamed as he ran. The villagers who saw this display merely shook their heads as if to say, 'Tourists.'

Flashback within the Flashback end

"And that's how I got back here." Sword finished his tale to which the other Sins continued to laugh at the misfortune of the their fellow Sin.

Flashback end

"Get back to work. We have to fix the compound." A stern male voice shouted out.

Sword turned around to see that a black haired man with onyx eyes with his arms crossed as he glared at the other people. The man then glared at Sword, "And why aren't you working to rebuild the Uchiha compound?" The man then saw the bundle in Sword's arm, "Why isn't your child in the nursery, watched over by the females?"

"Sorry but I'm not apart of your clan." Sword said as Naruto begin bawling again. As Sword once again rocked Naruto as the man glared at Sword.

"Then you are trespassing and must be dealt with." The Uchiha's eye turn a red color with black markings as he rushed towards the Sin. Sword on the other hand saw him coming in slow motion. As he sighed and balance the weight of Baby Naruto in his hands so he could free one hand to knock some humility in the man; a voice shouted out, "That's enough!"

Both men turned their heads towards the direction of the voice and saw a woman with similar features as the Uchiha man although where as the man's face features was stern as if judgemental, the woman's was more a caretaker who would be administer punishment to naughty children. Sword was taken back at the woman's appearance, it was the same as the woman who had he first loved and was nearly sentenced to death for.

"Jessica?" Sword stuttered.

'Jessica' merely tilted her head. "I don't know who this 'Jessica' is but my name is Mikoto Uchiha." Mikoto then looked at the Uchiha man, "Fugaku, surely there must be a reason why this man must be here."

Fugaku huffed before turning his back and walking back to oversee the reconstruction of the compound. "Fine, but if anything happens, it's your responsibility, Mikoto."

Mikoto nodded and as Fugaku left, Mikoto turned and said to Sword, "You're lucky I was here. Fugaku usually doesn't listen to anyone but me these days. He really would have attacked you even if you have a child in your hands."

A high-pitched voice yelled," Kaa-san," had both of them turned thier heads to see a seven year old child runing with a child in his midget hands. Mikoto rushed and took the child into her hands and scolded the boy. "Itachi, you're not supposed to run while you're carrying your sibling."

Itachi looked down in shame, "Sorry Kaa-san but I wanted to make sure you were allright."

Mikoto rubbed Itachi's head as she smiled at him. "I know but that doesn't mean you can endanger infants like that. Try to remember, please?"

Sword, still in daze at Mikoto's similaritiy to Jessica had finally went out of memory lane when Naruto once again began to bawl. As Sword try to rock Naruto back to sleep. Mikoto, who heard the crying, gave the infant back to Itachi and walked over to Sword. She then made a 'give me' gesture signifying that she wanted to child.

Sword didn't want to but as the crying increased in volume; he had no choice but to agree to the demand that Mikoto made, hoping that she wouldn't a huge mess. He then hand Naruto over and Mikoto then activated a storage seal on her palm that activated in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke disappiated, in her hands was a milk bottle which she then fed Naruto.

The hours-old baby greedily drank the life sustaining nectar in a manner of minutes and again went back to dreamland. Chuckling, Mikoto handed Naruto over to Sword who had a look of apprectiation for what Mikoto did. After Sword gave a thankful smile, he turned and left the Uchiha compound. However, as he took the first steps out, Sword recognizes one flaw to the a perfect ending.

'Where am I supposed to find housing?'

Done. It's not the best of my work but I managed to finish. The poll for Sasuke's gender will be up shortly or maybe in a while. I'm still trying to figure things out.

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