A / N : It is already starting the datings, here I have started with the dialogue of Romeo and Juliet/Squidward and Sandra on the ball of masks. _
- Can I have the honor? - Squidward said to Sandra - what is your name, little girl ?
- And why would I tell you? - Sandy answered.
- I love hard women - Squidward comes near of her and kiss her hand - I hope my lips can alleviate that rude contact with a tender kiss.
- The saints have hands so they can touch them.
- Do not have lips the saints and worshippers?
- Yes, pilgrim, lips that uses exclusively to pray.
- Let the lips to play the role of the hands.
- No moving, the saints answered your prayers.
- Then stay nice and quiet, here is a devout catholic. In your mouth I clean my sins - Squidward said, he go closer and kissed her.
- And so it goes them to me - Sandy said.
- I gave you my sins? It is noting, so return me - Pearl arrices and disrupts the conversation.
- Miss, your mom calls.
- Yes, Pearl - Sandy parts.
- What's her name? - Squidward question to Pearl.
- Sandra Capuleto, daughter of Mrs. Puff Capuleto.
- Damn it! - Squidward said, angry - from now on, my life is split in the book of the enemy - right this minute, Patrick arrives.
- And Rosalina?
- Shut up! Rosalina is in the past, now I want to know more about Sandra.
Lula Molusco, Patrick and the other guests are gone, staying just Sandy and Pearl in the lobby.
- What is the name of that boy? - Sandy asked.
- The beautiful young man that you kissed you earlier? - Pearl said.
- No so beautiful, but yes.
- I do not know miss, I do not know him. Why? Do you think he is married ?
- That guy ? No, but he is a very nice gentleman,I like him.
- You are right, miss.
- Go behind him - Sandy said - discovery his name !
After a few minutes, Pearl comes back to talk to Sandy.
- And then, you discovered ? - Sandy asked, anxious.
- His name is Squidward Montecchio, only son of Mr. Krabs Montecchio, your enemy, miss.
- How the love of the enmity burn me. Fool, unknown and very late. Like this monster, the love plays with me: in love I see myself from the enemy!
- What do you mean, Sandra?
- It is a rhyme, Pearl - somebody calls to Sandy in the other room.
- Come on, lady, it is time, the guests are gone, all gone.
After this ball is born in Squidward and Sandra fall love. But the enmity between the families creates a great obstacle to the approach of the lovers.
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- Sandy, Sandy, I have to go to the bathroom. - Patrick said, icheering at the bank.
- Sure, Sponge Bob, show him the bathroom inside - she answered pointing at the house on the tree.
- Got it, Sandy - Patrick and Sponge Bob entered in a hurry in the tree house.
- How do you handle these idiots? - asked Squidward.
- Tell me, they are your neighbors - Sandy said, Squidward came closer and kissed her.
- Sandy ! Ended up toilet paper! - shouted Sponge Bob from inside the tree, the couple broke up the kiss quickly with the scare.
- At the cabinet left, at the second door! - Sandy shouted back and laughed.
- Stupids - Lula Molusco said, mad at Sponge Bob to interrupt your kiss for nothing - hurry up there, we are not even halfway through the story!
After a few minutes, long for the fact that Patrick to even be in the bathroom, Sponge Bob and him came back and sat to hear the story.
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After the party, with a lisp, Patrick and Squidward were talking on the side of the house of Capulets when Squidward lost his temper and jumped the wall of the house, looking for your lover.
The Moon is already got up to heaven, Sandra was put to the window to watch the night.
- Oh, Squidward - Sandy cry out - why are you? Deny you father, reject your name for me. Or else your love swears there will not be another Capuleto.
"Will I continue the hear it or I talk to her now ?" - Squidward pondered.
- Your name is just my enemy, as wish you had another name - continued Sandra - disavow your hated name, and you will have me all full.
- Only call me love that I will be baptized again.
- Swaggering! You listened in the dark!
- Hey! - Squidward said.
- You are crazy! How did you get here? - Sandra told - you were in danger. If any of my relatives to find you here, it would be death.
- There's too much danger in your eyes than in 20 swords, Sandra.
- Call me just Sandy - she asked - for anything I wish someone see you here.
- Just you watch me with sweetness that I will be protected.
- How do you get here?
- My love guided me, this is already, I swear…
- Don't swear!
- Sandra ? - called Pearl.
-I have to go - Sandy said.
- When will we see again? - asked Squidward.
- If your love is as real as you say.
- I want to marry you, Sandy.
- So tomorrow I will send a messenger. If it is your want, we will mark the ceremony.
- Sandra, it is time for bed - Pearl rush her.
- I'm coming! Good night, Squidward.
- Good night, my love - he said, and she came in. Instead of going home when it dawned, Squidward went to the Monastery to meet with Friar Square Pants. _
A / N : Did I scare you with the false sightings ? *lol*. Then I put in the next chapter, byee.
* I never thought I would use this part of the Portuguese Language, I am feeling like those writers of Baroque Portuguese XD