A / N : I am staying with the nerves atrophied for so much writing XD

Bad the day rimmed and Squidward, instead of going home, diverted his way to the monastery where found Friar SpongeBob, and there planned go through with what he promised your love Sandra.

- Good morning, Friar!

- And Blessed is ! - Sponge Bob greeted - I bet the cause of your visit is something to love.

- You are right, Holy Friar.

- Oh, this Rosalina.

- It is not from Rosalina I come to talk - Squidward answered.

- No ? - SpongeBob was confused - Then who?

- I came to talk about Sandy.

- Sandy?… Sandra Capuleto?

- That is right!

-But how? - Friar SpongeBob became more and more confused.

- I love is not chosen, it feels.

- The problem is that the love of the youngs is not leaning on the heart and yes in the eyes.

- You censured me also when I said I loved Rosalina and that she did not love me. But with Sandy is different, so much she loves me how much is loved.

- Maybe this could be the reason of truce between the Capuletos and the Montecchios!

- Then help us, pleasee - Squidward requested.

- What do you have in your head, young man ?

- I want you to marry Sandy and I.

- Your families will never give consent.

- So they will not know that until officializing our union - SpongeBob still seemed drifter - I beseech you!

- All right… but I do solely to seal the peace between the families.

- So we have to act fast ! - Squidward was excited.

- Take it easy, my young man, who runs very fast, over stumbling, especially when you have got 4 legs.

Through a messenger, Sandy heard everything was settled. She was very early at the monastery of Friar SpongeBob and then, the hands of young people joined in the sacred union. When the ceremony is over, Sandy came back home, where Squidward just husband was impatiently waiting to fall out the night because he promised to visit her. But, the worse it was to happen.

On a square of Verona, Patrick and Flats (Mercury), they talked about Squidward:

- Where is he ? - Patrick asked - he did not come home.

- It will be dead ? - palpitated Flats.

- Do not talk nonsense !

- Good morning, dear friends - Squidward shows up and greet them.

- Squidward, we were worried ! - Patrick said - where were you ?

- Sorry, i just had an important business to attend to.

- Well, if it is not the Capuleto. You are a traitor Lisp. You betray us to join with such pack! - Larry said.

- I choose my friends for feature and not by name.

- Let's go, Flats - Patrick called.

- That is the one. They run away like mice that are picked on - Larry said.

- Your sword unsheathes that you are going to swallow your offense - Flats accepted the provocation.

- How he is brave about the traitor.

- Let's calm down our spirits - Patrick said - we are in public place.

- It is a challenge that you want, you found - Larry challenged - I am going to teach you to respect the name of the Capuletos.

Flats and Larry were fighting, unfortunately, or not, Larry wins. Squidward did not stay silent when losing your friend, he unsheathes the sword and hurts Larry.

- You bastard!

- Courage, my friend - Patrick told him Flats was shaken them boots - Damn! You, me, or both, must go to join him there

- You stupid ! You that you were next him, you must go.

- This sword will decide - they fight and Squidward gets better.

- Run Squidward, if they catch you, you are in certain death, you know there is no impunirityde! - Patrick said.

- Impunity, asshole! - Squidward corrected, right after he left running, has gone to the monastery of Friar SpongeBob looking for shelter.

The next day, it was the Squidward's prosecution, your father tried to win the absolution, while Mrs. Puff testified against, in the end, it has been decided that by the fact Squidward to act in defence of your friend, only the conviction was exiled that was good, because after all, he deserved, before the law, was death. Pearl cried in the corner to the death of Larry when Sandy has arrived.

- Oh, what a sad day ! - complained Pearl.

- What happened Pearl ? - Sandy said, unknowing her cousin's death.

- Your cousin, Sandra, Larry is dead!

- Cousin Larry? What happened?

- He was killed in a duel.

- It ripped my heart ! Poor Larry, so young, dead.

- Larry no longer exists and Squidward has been banned.

- Oh my God ! Did the hand of Squidward spill Larry's blood ?

- That happened.

- Oh Squidward ! You have a heart of snake hidden by a cute face ! One lies tormented, confused between love and resentment. Oh my God !

- What a shame fall him ! - continued Pearl.

- Squidward is a good man.

- How do you speak well of who killed your cousin?

- I have to speak bad of my husband?

- What do you say ?

- What you just heard.

- Oh, my god. Go to your room, I am going after him to clarify what is happened.

- Oh, find him. Give him this ring and waters him to come take your last goodbye.

The funeral of Larry happens, meanwhile, at the monastery of Friar SpongeBob, Squidward was hiding.

- Appears yourself Squiddy !

- SpongeBob, what is the news? - Squidward asked - what is the veredict ?

- You were banned.

- Oh, banished! Compassion tends to… I would prefer death.

- You are patient Squidward. The world is vast.

- What the world may be beyond the walls of Verona?

- Oh, black ingratitude! - said SpongeBob - according to the law, you should die.

- It is capital punishment and no favor. The Sky is where that Sandy lives. Worst conviction would not have… Banished, away from my true love - they listens to knock on the door.

- Squid, look out, they are knocking at the door, hide yourself !

It was Pearl, she explained SpongeBob who came from the order of Sandy, she gave the ring to the Squidward who, without a second thought, ran to Sandy's house, where the two had spent the night together.

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Sandy and Squidward had look and freed a little laugh, remember their first night together on the cruise, the situation is more or less the same as the one of Romeo and Juliet, both hidden, may have been one of the reasons why they chose this story to tell your friends, SpongeBob and Patrick, who, by the way, didn't understand why they both to be laughing.

- What's so funny? - Patrick asked.

- Nothing - Sandy said, your cheeks began to be pink - we just remember a joke that had told us on the cruise.

- Tell us Sandy, Patrick and I love jokes ! SpongeBob said, cheerful.

- She don't remember - Squidward interrupted - and after all, you want to hear jokes or you going to let us finish the story ? - they both became silent - very well… where we left off ?

A / N : I am so sorry about those days, but I needed some time to resume my drawings (I draw XD visit me at the DeviantArt, I have the same name there and here, Layla Fox). I do not intend to write more with the same frequency, but I won't stop writing, after all, the Squandy4Ever XD