A / N : Today I am inspired to write, anyway, I have been practically whole January without writing, I'm practically sweating inspiration XD

Squidward has gone as fast as he could to Verona in search of his beloved who supposedly would be dead. No longer the cemetery, the Montecchio tried to get in the tomb of the Capuleto family, but he was surprised by the ex-pretendent of Sandy, Count Squilliam.

- For once, with this vile Montechio. This act is illegal. I will not allow you to unholy tomb of Sandra. You are damned. I will send you to prison.

- Halt. You do not come any closer. Remind you of the sad end of Larry. Do not tease me angry, nor you force me to make another sin.

- You will not get into that tomb if before you go over my dead body.

Both cephalopods started a fight. Squidward is faster and Squilliam is shot. Squidward enjoy the moment of weakness of the opponent and into the grave.

- Oh, Sandy, your elegance change this crypt. My love ! Death sucked the mine on your breath, but had no power over your beauty ! Oh, I am going to fix my eternal one lived here. Next to you, my beautiful and so loved Sandra - Squidward open the bottle that received from the Pharmacist and swallow it all in one sip - here I die as a kiss.

- Neptune help me ! - Friar Spongebob said - how many times have weakened my feet stumbled on graves?

- Who's there ?

- He is a friend - Baltazar said.

- Neptune bless you, son. What are you doing here ?

- I follow my lord, whose Squidward as much as you like.

- How long has he been there? - SpongeBob question.

- About a half-hour.

- You are coming with me to the grave.

- I do not dare to do that, Sir.

- So wait for me here. I will be alone, I fear some disastrous affair - SpongeBob said and get in.

- Squidward… Oh, bad time! Poor Squidward. What did you do? Tragic end - Sandy begins to open your eyes - Sandy is awaking.

- Where am I ? - she asks, a little groggy - where is Squidward ?

- I am listening to a noise - the Friar tell - lady leaves this den of death.

- You are going, so I left, because I will not leave here - SpongeBob does not agree, but left

- Squidward… Oh, no! What is this? A cup in the hand of my true love ? - she takes the bottle of poison in his hand - oh, glutton! You drank without leaving a drop ? Maybe I will kiss your lips is a poison rest - Sandy hears a noise and sees that she needs to hurry.

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- And so, Juliet decides that the fastest death would be most painful - Sandy said, on the table with a plastic piece in hand, Squidward sitting at the table, SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a bank, the three looking Sandy 'acting' - get the Romeo's dagger - hears a crack and the plastic piece show a knife - and no alternative, Juliet was stabbed - and so Sandy bury the knife in her stomach.

- No ! - the three yelled at the same time, then Squidward faint.

- Squiddy ? - he starts to wake up and see Sandy, weirdly happy - Squidward, are you okay ?

- Sandy ! - Squidward back up brusquely - Sandy ? The knife, the con, you… Are you okay ?

- It is rubber - Sandy got the same knife and force the blade, it bounces back, completely harmless - see ?

- Hey Squidward, are you okay? - SpongeBob question.

- Yes... Yes, I am… Come on, let us keep it up - he said, catch the knife and throw it away.

- Okay, where were we ? - Sandy sat next to the just-heart-attacked boyfriend - Ah, yeah, the Prince of Verona reaches the tomb and is terrified at the scene that you see.

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- What is that awful them wounds on the view?

- My daughter! Poor of me! - Puff Capuleto cries - my poor daughter. Dead. No life like a marble statue. Dead ! I wish that I can not enter the living to witness such event.

- See Montecchio… - the Prince of Verona said - your son.

- Ah noble prince. How pain invades my soul - Mr. Krabs complained - about as grief was not enough to cover my house for the death of my lady who died of sadness for exile from our son, now zeal, the body of my beloved son.

- What size plot goes to Verona in so dark hours ? - the Prince of Verona said.

- One of the gifts I am more suspect him. I will be brief here - Friar Square Pants began to explain what happened - Squidward, now lifeless, was Sandra's husband. I got them married. Come on... I am going to be able to tell us all this plot which culminated in this great tragedy - and so the two families and the Frade are gone from the grave to clarify what happened and to prepare a proper burial for the couple.

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- When the Capuletos and the Montecchios came in and found that tragic scene - Sandy said - they felt all the pain caused by the consequence of a race that cost the lives of what they did.

- Then Mrs. Capuleto and Mr. Montecchio promised to raise a statue of gold to the son of the other. And so, they buried along the disagreements with your kids, - kept Squidward - and the love story of Romeo and Juliet was eternalized for generations.

- Yippie ! - Patrick and SpongeBob cheered on, but stopped when they saw Squidward and Sandy laughing and holding their hands.

- Do you want to tell now ? - Squidward asked Sandy, who laughed.

- What are you talking about ? - asked SpongeBob, confused.

- We have something to tell you - Sandy said.

A / N : This is the end of the story of Romeo and Juliet, but not the end of the story of Squandy hehe, after all, they are not counted the 'news' XD