Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball z or any of its content I also don't own any music that I may so happen to put in sometimes, but I do own Dylan and Dylan Jr. my friend BlackShadowTheif does own Crystal and I thank her for letting me use her
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Dylanleon35: Hey everyone how yah all doing! Guess who's here! Your favorite fan fiction author Dylanleon35!
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Dylanleon35: well geeez"I missed you guys too" *ahem* well it's good to see you all again I'm glad to know that people are still reading this because what good is writing a story if you don't enjoy writing it annnnd not show it off to anyone! Am I right!
Lawyers: We have returned!
Dylanleon35: not again *sighs* "oh no what awful and totally unjustifiable illegal crime did I do this time" (I wonder what they came up with today?)
Lawyers: You were being conceited
Dylanleon35: *Is shocked!* Hold up! I was what! Say what!
Lawyers: You were literally saying you were showing off your own story to the world like you were better than us! You are being conceited! Therefore you are going to jail!
Dylanleon35:...*Sighs exasperated* you guys will accuse me of anything to arrest me wont you *face palms*
Lawyers: Doesn't matter to prison you shall go!
Dylanleon35: Well Leon Warriors looks like I'm going to have to explain to these guys what's illegal and what's not illegal and explain to them why showing off your creativity IS NOT ILLEGAL! And that I'm not being conceited! (Am I?) Of course not!
Lawyers: Tell it to the Judge!
Dylanleon35: Well before we continue onward with this conversation here's the next chapter of My Dbz Adventure (JAZZHANDS)
Chapter 5 I'M WHERE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MEMORIES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a place not so strange in a place not too far away or to weird to go to in a placewhere people are walking around talking on phones or just hanging out with their friends with delicious drinks in their hands or some sort of burger to enjoy. Two very good friends are standing just outside a very magical and wonderful land of happiness and enjoyment where all their most wonderful dreams may come true and they were only just two sliding doors away from stepping into this magical land called Hot Topic. The two being such good friends were having a playful argument just outside deciding on who should be the first to step into this wonderful awesome land of coolness.
Dylan: No you go *grins playfully*
Crystal: *Smiles and punches her softly* No you go
Dylan: But I went first last time I want you to go first this time *says it in a childish whiny sort of way*
Crystal: *Chuckles* Fine fine Dylan I will go
Dylan: Yes! *pumps fist up in triumph*
Crystal: *Smiles and walks in*
Dylan: *walks in happily behind her while humming the toon of the song You're My Best friend from Queen*
The two friends continued to look around the store looking at all the merchandise that quoted different kinds of popular shows and other interesting references from other things walking by many shirts and shoes and other knickknacks while music was playing in the background specifically being Problem from Arianna Grande.
Crystal: *keeps walking while in deep thought*
Dylan: *Continues humming the toon happily until she notices something Awesome! Catching her eye and stops walking for a minute* (Woah! Is that what I think it is?!)
I noticed something shiny from out of the corner of my eyes not too far away hidden behind a rack of hanging shirts giving references from an Anime show called Hetalia. I walked over to it careful to make sure Crystal didn't notice me going off track so that I could surprise her with the AWESOME thing I hoped I thought was here and when I walked over to get a closer look I nearly shouted up in excitement OH MY CHEESE! Barely able to contain my happiness my eyes widening to flying saucers from the simple site I picked it up from its stand completely oblivious to the Please Do not Touch sign beside it and hid it behind my back determined to surprise Crystal with it. I turned around making my way back to Crystal trying to not look to suspicious with my hands behind my back but, when I saw her face it didn't look like a "Woah all this stuff is so cool face" but a "Hhhmm I'm thinking about something really hard face" I got curious and wanted to know what she was thinking about.
Crystal: *continues to walk still in deep thought having a confused look on her face*
Dylan: Hey Crystal? *Walks up to her with her hands behind her back* whatchathinkin about?
Crystal: it's nothing Dylan
Dylan: you sure it's nothing?
Crystal: yes Dylan I am sure it's nothing
Dylan: Well now I really wanna know what you were thinkin about
Crystal: it's nothing really
Dylan: That just makes me even MORE curious
Crystal: *rolls eyes*
Dylan: Come on Crystal what were you thinkin about? You were making a Hhmmm I'm thinkin about something reeeaally hard face right now kind of like this *imitates thinking face with her hands on her chin and one eye brow raised like a Sherlock Holmes type of way only without the pipe*
I was really wondering what she was thinking about I mean obviously when you say it's nothing it really is something and I wanted to know reeeaaally badly. I mean I'm not that nosey but for some unknown reason I just wanted to know super badly that day. It was just some weird curious feeling from my gut I got.
Crystal: Dylan no alright?
Dylan: but whhhhy? *says it in a whiny child way*
Crystal: it's kind of something I don't wish to say Dylan...
That's when I came to the conclusion that I HAD to know what she was not telling me. This seemed rather serious to me I carefully placed the AWESOME thing behind me on a small shelf hoping Crystal didn't notice me thinking I'll show her when I found out what she's not telling me.
Dylan: *drops whiny child tone and looks concerned* why?
Crystal: because I said so
Dylan: *makes a really dude really face* really dude really are you seriously gonna pull the "Because I said so"reason on me now bruh
Crystal: Yes yes I am *crosses arms over chest stubbornly while smirking cockily*
Dylan: Come on Crystal pleeeaase tell me *puts hands together in a praying short of way* pretty please with sprinkled Bacon on top
Crystal: *Rolls eyes and then sighs* Listen Dylan it's something that I really don't wanna talk about
Dylan: *puts hands back down to their sides* well when do you wanna talk about it?
Crystal: never
Dylan: *mouth drops down in disbelief* Never! What do you mean never?!
Crystal: It won't matter if I say anything or not nothings gonna change
Dylan: *lifts one eyebrow up skeptically* what do you mean nothings gonna change? What are you not telling me?
Crystal: It's nothing don't worry about it
Dylan: what do you mean I shouldn't worry about it?! Of course I'm gonna worry about it! I mean when you say it like that it makes me worried what's really going on with you?
Crystal: Don't worry Dylan it's none of your concern
Dylan: *crosses arms over chest with a frown on her face* What do you mean it's none of my concern? Your my best friend of course I should be concerned!
Crystal: you're really not like the others are you Dylan? *smiles sadly*
Dylan: HahahaNo ones like me but me I'm the one and only me *grins*
Crystal: *chuckles*
Dylan: So what's bothering you dude? I really am worried for yah
Crystal: *sighs defeated* Look Dylan we've been friends for like ever
Dylan: yeah and?
Crystal: Well you see before this friendship even started you were the one to come to me first and I just pushed you away refusing to even give you the time of day or to even get to know a girl like you *looks guilty*
Dylan: *chuckles lightly* Yeah I remember that man it took me forever to even get you to finally TALK to me even if it was just go away or leave me alone
Crystal: Yeah and I'm just wondering...why Dylan?
Dylan: what do you mean why?
Crystal: Why did you try so hard to get me to be your friend at all? I mean don't get me wrong it was the greatest thing in the whole wide world for me to be your best friendanI'm happy that were best friends really...but...I'm just-
Dylan: wondering why I wanted to be your friend in the first place at all
Crystal: *Eyes widen slightly in surprise but then gets back to normal* yeah
I wasn't expecting her to say that and I honestly never thought about it before I never had a reason in why I wanted to be her friend. I just did.
Dylan: well...*lifts hand up to her chin and looks up in thought*...it's hard to explain to you why I just decided to want to be your friend Crystal
Crystal:...
Dylan:...I mean there really is no reason at all...I mean I just wanted you to be my friend one day...I mean I never really had a specific reason in why...I just wanted you to be my friend because I...
Crystal: because you?
Dylan: I just felt like you should be my friend no matter what
Crystal: I don't understand *lifts eyebrow up in confusion*
Dylan: well from the moment I first saw you a part of me just literally screamed BE THAT GIRLS FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT! Or at least that's what it felt like to me and I meanit was really random but, it was such a strong feeling that I was determined to follow through with this random feeling no matter what even though I didn't even know you at all I was determined for you to be my friend no matter what and try really hard no matter how much hard work it would take for it to happen I knew that I wouldn't stop until I made you my friend
Crystal: *Looks shocked* just...a feeling?
Dylan: yeah just a feeling
Crystal: but didn't you ever feel like giving up? I mean I really did give yah a hard time
Dylan: *laughs happily* I won't say it was easy it really wasn't but I never thought once of giving up on trying to be your friend
Crystal: *tries to process this* even with all that milk I dumped on you during lunch?
Dylan: *grins widely* yup! I'm really happy that I followed through with it I mean sure it took me awhile but it was all TOTALLY worth it!
Crystal: *looks up surprised* huh?
Dylan: I mean if I had given up I wouldn't have ever gotten to be your best friend Crystal and I would rather have a whole gallons worth of milk get dumped on my head than to ever stop being your best friend Crystal
I continued to smile happily at Crystal's shocked face and I smiled even wider when I saw a small grin start spread on her face to
Crystal: Me to except I would just kick the person's ass if they ever did something like that to me or to you
Dylan: Hahaha! I bet!
Crystal: Hehehe
I stood there and laughed with my best friend filling up with just complete happiness in my heart thinking for like the millionth time in my head I'm so happy she's my best friend and when we finally stopped laughing I remembered the super AWESOME thing I wanted to show her
Dylan: Hey Crystal!
Crystal: Yeah?
Dylan: Check out what I found
I turned around grabbing the super AWESOME thing and turning back around to show Crystal and when I did I was greeted with same reaction that I made when I first saw it.
Crystal: No way...
Dylan: I know right! Isn't it so Bacon!
Crystal: It's a-
Dylan and Crystal: Dragon ball!
Crystal: And it has four stars!
Dylan: Goku's Dragon Ball! Her take it
I handed it to her we both looked at it together it looked so much like the real thing that we couldn't help but look at it in awe
Dylan: Now we just need six more
Crystal: And well be able to make a wish
Dylan: Hahahayeah that would be so cool *sighs dreamily* if only it were true
Crystal: yeah...if only
Crystal just stood there in silence for a moment starring at the Dragon Ball seeming to be in deep thought as if her mind were in a far away place
Dylan: Crystal?
When I called her name it seemed to snap her out of her daze and she started to blink rapidly as if realizing she was still in Hot Topic and then she turned toward me as if trying to act like nothing had happened.
Crystal: um where'd you find it?
Dylan: *grins* over here I'll show yah
Crystal: did you see anymore from where yah found it?
Dylan: Don't remember lets go check and-
?: HEY YOU GET BACK HERE THEIVES!
I turned to see a Hot Topic employee with two security guards one of them shouting and looking rather angry at us
Dylan: uh oh
Crystal: Dylan...
Dylan: *laughs nervously and says awkwardly* yeeeeaaahhh
Crystal: was there a do not touch sign near this Dragon Ball
Dylan: Maybe? I think so? Probably? I don't know? I didn't notice it
Crystal: *sighs tiredly* I let you out of my site for one minute and you already have two security guards already chasing your ass
Dylan: *puts a hand behind her head Son Goku style and laughs awkwardly* Well I guess I just committed my Four Star Crime eh
Crystal: *gives a really dude really face* really dude really Are you really gonna start making a GTA crime pun now dude
Dylan: Yes yes I am *grins happily*
Crystal: *sighs and then rolls eyes playfully* just stay back and let me handle this Dylan
Dylan: Hehehe trouble just follows me wherever I godoesn't it *sticks tongue out with the grin*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MEMORY HAS ENDED~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had tiredly woken up from my sleep and yawned sitting up groggily and stretched my arms up trying to make my limbs get comfortable and I made my eyes starting to blink tiredly trying to get rid of the sleepy black blurry spots from my eye site. After that the first thing that popped into my head was AGH! MY EVERYTHING!
Dylan: AGH!MY EVERYTHING!
And then I immediately froze in place and paused from my stretching and let my arms flop back down on to the bed and then curse inside my head AGH! MY MACORNI! GRAGH! CHICKEN NUGGETS! WHY!? Why did I curse and yell painfully like that you ask? Well when you fall out of a tree and get attacked by wolves and then crawl for your life dying of blood loss and then end up passing out you might just end up waking up sore in the morning and I mean when I say sore I mean VERY sore like your whole bodies on Fudging fire sore I mean like whenever you move you are lighting that fire into blazing action around your whole entire body. That's why you must limit the movements you do whenever you wake up after getting mauled by a wolf pack because IT HURTS! I mean when you move at ALL! After breathing in and out trying to recover myself from the awful pain and trying to blink away the red spots covering my eye site and calm my nervous system down I began to notice the change in setting. I looked down and realized fully that I was in a bed and that my arms were both bandaged from finger to shoulder I could also feel bandages wrapped all the way down from around my head to the bottom of my neck to my ankle except the only difference between my ankles was that there was a pillow under my right ankle and I could literally feel how swollen the foot felt. I tried my best to not move AT ALL but that's a hard thing to do. I decided to brighten up my spirits a bit because the image made me look like a spooky mummy and I found it funny. I always wanted to dress up like a mummy at least once in my life and now that I have it was kind of funny to me.
Dylan: Hahaha I look like a mummy hahahaAgh! Hurts to laugh
I looked down at the light purplish blanket covering my injured body I was still sitting up so I looked around the room I was in. The walls were a yellowish kind of color and the floor looked like it was made out of polished brown wooden floor boards. I could also see a brown drawer on my left with a switch off lamp that was currently turned off and a little further from that was a closed window and it was not one of those see through glass windows it was one of those windows where they had those small push open doors with small knobs that you could push back and forth with. It seemed pretty old but I found it pretty cool. I made a note to myself that I would get at least one of those kinds of windows in my own house someday. I slowly turned my head to look straight ahead and saw a closed door and that the walls were bare there was nothing on them so I couldn't tell if I was in a family's home or not. I knew for sure though that this was not my own house.
Dylan: Where the Hot sauce did I end up?
I tried to remember what happened to me yesterday it wasn't really hard I mean who on earth can forget that they almost died yesterday. So it tried to remember all that happened from the very beginning but, when I got to the point of starting to pass out I couldn't seem to remember what happened after that it was all just a big huge blank. I would've been scratching my head up in frustration, but I knew better than to move my arms no matter how frustrating this situation was.
Dylan: meeeehhh why can't I remember anything?
I had a deep furrowed up frown on my face deep in thought
Dylan: hhhmm I remember seeing...hhhmm a peach blurry kind of color and...balck spiky hair! Hahaha! Progress yes!...(wait a sec!)...That doesn't tell me anything at all uuugggh Burgers man Burgers
I remembered few details of the person who saved me but those small details weren't of any help of telling me who was the one who got me out of there. My mind was starting to buzz up with questions
Dylan: (How the Sprinkled Donut's! Did we escape that tiger? How am I still alive? Where the Bacon am I? And why did they even bother to risk their life to save me? AND WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE A FUDGING ANIME?!)Uggggghhhh...Wait a sec! now I remember I went insane pfft duh at least I've got one of my questions answered it still doesn't help me much though *sighs exasperatedly* man I wish I knew where my home was
I flopped or more like slowly and carefully adjusted myself back on to my bed no longer wanting to sit up anymore my back hurting from slouching to long and started to fill up with home sickness. I could literally feel the despair start to clench my heart I tried breathing it out seeing if I could let the sad despair out in one huge sigh and lighten the weight up on my chest a bit and then I decide to looked up at the ceiling just dozing off. After a second or two of doing this I could feel my stomach start growl and it growled rather loudly for a stomach.
Dylan's stomach: Groowwl!
It was so loud I could even feel it from the inside of my stomach
Dylan: I'm staaarrving
Dylan's stomach: Groowls
Dylan: Trust me I would if I could but I don't feel like moving right now mostly cause my body is gonna feel like it's on fire again and you have no idea how painful that feels no idea man
Dylan's stomach: Groowwls
Dylan: well no I don't feel like almost dying from starvation again
Dylan's stomach: GROWLS!
Dylan: but how?
Dylan's stomach: Groowwls
Dylan: yeah I guess it's worth a shot I sure hope they don't plan on eating me though
I carefully and slowly started to sit back up again and cleared my throat getting ready to yell to anybody that so happened to be in the house
Dylan: *ahem ahem* YO YOU GUYS GOT BACON IN THE HOUSE!
I yelled as loud as my voice could go and coughed painfully realizing how thirsty I actually was . I was about to yell again and ask if they had any Dr. Pepper soda on them too but, I could already hear loud rushing footsteps head my way.
Dylan: (man these guys sure do work fast)
I could hear them getting closer and louder to my door and before I knew it the door was slammed open making a huge smack to the wall it was connected to that it would have made me cringe but, before I could even try and flinch I was tackled back on to my back. A body colliding into mine so forcefully it was like a football player taking me down before I could even make the last winning touchdown it probably felt exactly like one too only way worse and I let out an Agh! Sound of pain and my vision started to fill up with red spots again.
Dylan: Okay it hurts it hurts Agh! Man I love hugs Gagh! too but these kinds hurts my body Agh! Let go please Ngh!
The person seemed reluctant to let go, but they did and I noticed that my neck and shoulder felt a little wet.
Dylan: (where did this come from?)
I blinked my red vision away and tried to calm my body down again and recover from the painful sensations. When I finally got my vision back to normal I got a clear view from the person right in front of me and when the image fully registered into my brain even I couldn't help myself from making my eyes widen and stop breathing air inside my throat. Even though I was seeing everything in an anime sort of way I could never mistake anyone else from the person standing right in front of me at this very moment and tears were spilling down her face.
Dylan: C-Crystal!?
I could not hide the shocked happiness from my voice I was totally no expecting to ever find Crystal with me in this situation at all, and yet I have never felt more happy about being wrong in my entire life.
Dylan: CRYSTAL!
I shouted my happiness out for all the world to hear and I ignored all the pain erupting from my arms to meet hers in a tightly painful and happy hug. Through choked sobs and hiccups from her crying she told me.
Crystal: *sniff hiccup* y-you idiot!
She returned the hug to me just as tightly maybe even tighter and it hurt like reeeeaaally badly but, I didn't stop and say for her to let go of me this time. I felt like I never wanted to stop hugging her I felt like that if I stopped she would just disappear and that this would all just be a dream a wonderful and happy painful dream.I cried tears of happiness and tears of relief with a few tears of pain in their but mostly happiness. I kept sobbing tears into her shoulders and kept saying anything that was popping into my head asking her questions that seemed like questions I should ask her but, honestly I just felt like crying into her shoulder and hugging her until...well...until my arms got tired I guess.
Dylan: Crystal *sobs* how did you? *hiccup* when did you? *hiccups and sniffs* were you the one who? *sobs* Crystal *hiccups* oh my Bacon *sniffs and hiccups* I thought I was *sobs* I thought you were *sobs* why are you? *completely breaks down* Crystaaaaaall waaaaaahh! *hugs even tighter*
By then my brain was all mushy from emotion so I couldn't really say anything else but Crstal and *sobs *hiccups* and *sniffs* and continue to hug her as tight as my arms would allow. She kept calling me stupid the entire time and when I completely broke down she went like.
Crystal: Dylaaaan *hiccups* you idiot! *hugs even tighter*
We probably would've stayed like that for who knows how long when I heard weird but some what familiar voice.
?: hehehe uumm Am I interrupting something?
I looked up and saw that there was someone else near the door.
Dylan: (who's that?)
i was curious who was interrupting me an Crystal's ultimate reunion so I looked up from her shoulder for a second and the image that seemed to register in my brain made my blood run cold
Dylan; (I'm just probably to overflowed with emotion that's why?...I hope)
My eyes were blurry from tears so I made a huge sniffing sound and stopped hugging to rub my eyes. Now don't get me wrong it hurts to move but, from how this person looked like to me I HAD to see if my eyes were lying to me because if they weren't. I was gonna have a reaaally bad break down.
Dylan: *rubs eyes*
And the site that I saw before me was something that I would have never have been able to guess after a whole three days from trying.
Dylan: oh...my...bacon
I immediately backed away from shock breaking away from the hug and slamming painful into the back wall.
Dylan: Agh! My everything!
I was blinded by pain but when I looked back up to the doorway I immediately recovered from the bump and tried getting further away...well...if by recovered meaning I just ignored the pain and tried to get as far away from the door way as possible then yes I was MUCH recovered. I immediately tried crawling my way quickly off of the bed and I know I was in no condition to be even moving at all but I didn't care. My disbelief and shock were making my natural "run away as far as you fudging can!" Instincts go out of control and I was planning to follow through with it. My body hurt all over especially my right ankle but I still tried to crawl away no matter how painful it was. However when I tried to carefully run over to the farside of the wall my legs got all tangled up in the blanket and I clumsily fell off the bed and landed flat on the right side of my body.
Dylan: Agh! Nah! Ah my right side! Agh!
?: Are you okay?
Dylan: Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *gets in crawling position* Agh! Hurts
Crystal: he-he-he Dylan how clumsy can you get *wipes face from tears*
I noticed that Crystal was coming over to try and help me but I was still in my "run away as far as you fudging can" instincts so I began to crawl away as fast as I could.
Dylan: Agh! Knees! Agh! Arms! Ngh! Ankles! Doritos! Potatoes! Celery! Carrots! Tomatoes! Chicken! Make a really bad Salad! Agh! Ankles! Definitely-Chimichagas!
?: Really where!? *looks around the room* I don't see any?
Crystal: Dylan?
I was in a whole lot of pain give me a break I may sound weird but it's my proccess in how to get through pain don't judge me. When I finally reached the far corner of the wall I turned around covering my eyes trying to hide behind my arms.
Dylan: S-stay back I-I know how to defend myself! Agh! Arms! You don't want any of this son! Agh! Burritos! I-I have an uncle who is a Mexican wrestler w-who played as a super awesome Hockey player! You don't wanna mess with me *gulps* um please don't hurt me Ngh! Fudging arms
I stayed in my corner trying really hard to make the person in the door way stay as far away from me as possible. Cowering very pathetically behind my arms.
?: Really? Is he super strong!?
Dylan: Y-yeah! So strong that h-he could crush boulders by just starring at them! And he's a really good hockey player too!
?: I don't know what Hockey is but your uncle sounds really strong
Dylan: yeah REALLY strong (is it working am I scarring him?)
?: Wow! Well I'd really like to fight him! Where can I find him!?
Dylan: Whaaaaat! ( I knew it was to good to be true )
I dropped my arms to the floor mostly cause it was painful to hold them up any longer and from the complete shock because my really clever lie was not working in this guy. He seemed to believe it but he didn't react to it the way I wanted him to.
?: Yeah! He sounds really strong! I love a good challenge! Man I'm already getting so excited! I can't wait to fight him! *starts to get all pumped up*
My eyes had widened from the complete shock from what this guy was saying.
Dylan: Oh my bacon! Holy macaroni! Buttered Pancakes and sausages! Get me my breakfast! I mean you acting so much like him! That it's not even funny! It's a trick right?! RIGHT?!
?: Huh? Acting like who? Why would I trick you?
I asked the question that seemed unavoidable at this point. I took a deep long breath to try and calm my nerves but it didn't help me one bit. I still couldn't stop my heart from beating like a drum against my chest and stop my hands from shaking rapidly in the end I couldn't stop myself from asking him hoping against hope that it was all one big prank.
Dylan: what is your name?
I hoped it wouldn't be the answer I was thinking
Goku: Oh! my names Son Goku!
He said it
He turned toward me with an excited grin on his face but with also a look of questioning. It made me have mixed feelings of "Oh My Bacon He's Real that's so AWESOME" and another part of me was like "Oh My Bacon I'VE TOTALLY LOST MY NACHOS!"
Dylan: I'VE TOTALLY LOST MY NACHOS!
As you can see I was kind of cheesing out at the moment.
Goku: You lost your Nachos?
Dylan: AAGGGHHHH!
I didn't care if I had a concussion or that my arms and legs were on fire from the pain...okay I cared a little bit but, not enough to make me keep looking at this weird hallucination I was sure my brain was having at the moment. I was getting out of there before I had lost anymore of my sanity than I already did. So I picked myself back up from the floor and I ran...well I kind of-I sort of-Maybe a little bit-No not really-well...If I kind of ran meant it was more like I was limping and tripping really fast kind of thing then yes I was running if not at least it was still helping me get away from this strange hallucination I was having.
Dylan: I'VE LOST MY NACHOS! MY CHIPS! MY CHEESE! WHERE IS MY RANCH DRESSING!
Goku: Um did you lose your food? Crystal is your friend okay? Is she hungry?
Crystal: she's not hungry Goku she's just...surprised
Dylan: AAAHHHH! (SURPRISED MY BUTTER!)
I limped and tripped all the way past the hallucination thinking I've lost my sanity all the way through no doctor on this earth can save me from the weird brain that is my own. I turned left down a short hallway and ignored Crystals attempts at calling me back towards the room and continued to limp ignoring the strain it was taking on my body.
Dylan: *pant pant* I'm losing my sanity *pant pant* First an anime world and then giant ice cream scoops and now GOKU! Ngh! Next thing yah know I'll see Kamehameha waves start coming out of my butt! What's next brain what's next!?
I burst into a room and two pairs of eyes were locked on me.
Dylan: Gohan and Chi Chi...yeah seems about right
Chi Chi: Well hi there I see your finally awake Dylan right? My name's Chi Chi it's so nice to finally meet you your friend Crystal has told us very little about you we'd love to get to know you we're so glad to see that you're up and on your feet but you should go back to your bed and get some rest don't worry well be getting some Sensu beans for you soon but for now you should go get some sleep I'm making pork dumplings today would you like some? *grins cheerfully*
Dylan: *gulps* (oh I am way too far gone now! My hallucination of Chi Chi is talking to me!)
Chi Chi: Now don't be rude Gohan introduce yourself to our guest
I turned to see a pair of hidden eyes behind hallucination Chi Chi's skirt peeping shyly from behind.
Gohan: H-hello I'm Son Gohan
He then quickly hid right out of site from behind the skirt again. Only a small brown waging tail and a little part of his hat with the four star ball could be seen peeping out from behind the skirt. They didn't press on to be very violent people they actually seemed pretty nice but I couldn't stop my knees from wobbling uncontrollably. I mean I was literally seeing and hearing two people who shouldn't even exist AT ALL it's just not possible. Sure some people may be like OMG what! Gohan and Chi Chi I am like your number one biggest fan Eeehh! I mean I would to if I weren't cheesing out so much but because it just seemed too and I mean TOO real to be...well...real. I really thought I was losing my sanity more than I probably wanted to. If there was ever a slimer of doubt within me that maybe I still thought I had some sanity left with in me and that I was just over reacting well this confirmed that I had actually lost my mind and that my brain had turned into melted cheese dip. My brain probably just couldn't handle life anymore and completely lost it and decide to spend that rest of its days in a made up anime world instead of actual life. So after realizing that I was seeing hallucinations that couldn't and shouldn't be real. I then let my voice carry out a horrified scream that made most birds outside in trees fly off into a better forest to hang out in a different forest instead of chilling out in one with a strange weird girl that had lost her sanity.
Dylan: *inhales rather shakily* AAAAAHHHH!
Birds: caw caw caw (dang it another forest with an insane girl in it lets get out of here) *wings flapping off into the distance*
Hallucination Chi Chi and Gohan bothed covered their ears with cringed up faces and just as soon as they did Hallucination Goku and may/may not be Halluctination Crystal rushed in to see what had happened. When they did I went from screaming to mumbling complete and utter gibberish that I didn't even realize what I was saying.
Dylan: HAHAHA! WHAT! GOHAN GOKU CHI CHI! MY BRAIN WENT FROM CHOCOLATE CAKE TO MELTED PUDDING! I'VE GONE INSANE WEEHOO! WEHOO! I'M SO CRAZY THAT IM A FIRETRUCK HAHAHA!
Chi Chi: Gohan sweetie *looks very cautious*
Gohan: y-yes
Chi Chi: go to your room
Gohan: B-but m-mom what's the matter with her? Why is she saying that she's a fire truck?
Chi Chi: well Gohan your father didn't tell me that he brought home an escaped patient from an insane asylum
Dylan: HAHAHA! YOU WANT MY BOODY DON'T YAH! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ITS MINE BWAHAHA! LULULU! TO TRUE FOR YOU WOOOO!
Chi Chi: Goku what did I say about bringing home patients from an insane asylum
Goku: *laughs awkwardly* um Chi hehehe you never did say anything about me not bringing home patients from an um asylum
Chi Chi: THAT'S BECAUSE I DONT NEED TO TELL YOU THAT GOKU! DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE AT ALL! WHO BRINGS SOMEONE FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM BACK HOME TO THEIR HOUSE!
Gohan: um mom
Chi Chi: not now Gohan daddy and mommy are talking right now go to your room okay sweetie
Goku: Come on Chi I didn't-
Chi Chi: OH! YOU DIDN'T "KNOOOW" THAT SHE WAS FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM!
Gohan: um mom *starts to pull on her skirt*
Goku: um well hehehe I-
Chi Chi: WHO MAKES A MISTAKE LIKE THAT! "oh oops I accidentally brought home an escaped patient from an insane asylum" ONLY YOU COULD MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT!
Goku: I'm sorry Chi it was an-
Chi Chi: OH DON'T YOU "I'm sorry Chi me" GOKU IF THIS PERSON MAKES GOHAN GET TRAUMITZED AND MAKES HIM START TO FAIL IN SCHOOL! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET ANY PORK DUMPLINGS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Gohan: uh moooom *pulls on skirt harder*
Goku: WHAT! *gulps* N-now Chi Chi lets just take a deep breath and calm down okay
Chi Chi: CALM DOWN! CAAAALLLM DOOWWN! ARE YOU TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN!
Goku: uuumm *very hesitantly says* yes
Chi Chi: I AM CALM! *slams hand very hard on the kitchen counter*
Gohan: Mom!
Chi Chi: not now sweetie were a little busy right now and didn't I tell you to head to your room
Gohan: but look *points in the direction of the table*
Chi Chi: Huh? *looks in that direction* oh my kami *anime sweat drop appears*
Gohan: what is she doing?
Goku: um Chi?
Chi Chi: Goku
Goke: yeah
Chi Chi: The next time you rescue someone from the woods make sure the persons not crazy
Goku: um okay but what is she-
Chi Chi: don't ask Goku because I don't even know what she's doing
They turned towards the kitchen table and saw that Dylan was mumbling things like
Dylan: SAMI NAMI NAMI EH EH WAKA WAKA EH EH SAMI NAMI NAMI SAN GE NE WAH CAUSE THIS IS AFRICA!
And moving around on the table doing weird things with her body that was just not normal AT ALL! Let's just say it looked like it was a combination of the Michael Jackson Thriller dance move with the move Twist and Disco dancing and Belly Dancing while having a seizure all at the same time while singing Shakira's Africa song.
Yeah it was weird
They just continued to stare and anime sweat drop awkwardly until Dylan noticed they were looking and was just like
Dylan: I AM AFRICA! LADDLE LADDLE LADDLE! WAKA WAKA! NINGA JUMP!
And then she jumped down the table and landed on her feet but, fell and rolled over like a rolling burrito and got up and said
Dylan: HAHAHA! WEEHOO WEEHOO INSANE CRAZY GIRL COMING THROUGH WEEHOO WEEHOO!
And then started to limp around the room like a Firetruck out of control
Gohan: Mommy what do we do?
Chi Chi: Goku go get the phone and call the police *makes frying pan appear out of nowhere* I'll handle this
Goku: but Chi she's not dangerous she's just surprised
Chi Chi: *gives Goku a YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS LOOK* SURPRISED! YOU CALL THAT SURPRISED!
Dylan: LADDLE LADDLE LADDLE! I AM THE PURPLE BATMAN WEEHOO WEHOO GIVE ME ALL THE BACON! OR YOU LOSE ALL YOUR BANANAS! PEW PEW PEW!
Goku: but Chi She's really hurt we just need to get her to calm down a bit and besides I still don't know where to find her super strong Mexican wrestler Hockey something uncle yet
Chi Chi: WHAT!?
Goku: yeah from what I've heard he seems really strong so I really want to have a one on one match with him *gives a determined grin*
Chi Chi: GOKU! I DON'T CARE IF KAMI HIMSELF CAME DOWN HERE AND TOLD A PROPHECY THAT YOU WOULD FIGHT A MEXICAN WHATEVER TO SAVE THE ENTIRE GALAXY! THIS CRAZY GIRL ISN'T STAYING IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER!
Goku: but Chi Chi-
Gohan: (Mom and Dad need to go to a marriage counselor)
While the two married couples continued to argue with one another a girl who had been watching from the side lines the entire time in amusement had decided to step up and help out a little. She walked over to her best friend Dylan calmly who was now starting to act like a crazed pikachu. Still happy to see that she was okay and not at all worried for her friend. She knew what she was going through only...she didn't take it as bad or as weirdly. She walked over to her friend and rolled her eyes jockingly at her friend trying to charge a thunder bolt.
Dylan: PIIIIIIIKAAAAA
She calmly but firmly grabbed her shoulders and starred directly into her eyes and soothingly said
Crystal: Just calm down Dylan calm down alright now just breath in and out think of nothing else but just my voice and breath in and out calm yourself down relax in and out in and out
Dylan: CCCCHHH-
I froze from my thunder bolt attack my mind suddenly starting to clear a bit from the sudden calming voice entering my brain. It told me to breath in and out calmly and I trusted it completely and took a deep breath of air and breathed it out
Crystal: that's right Dylan just breath in and out in and out just like that you're doing great
Dylan: *inhales* *exhales* *inhales* *exhales* *inhales* *exhales*
I felt myself start to regain my sense and calm down and when my mind finally started to clear up I realized fully that Crystal was in front of me looking at me with a calm understanding smile on her face.
Dylan: Oh! Hey Crystal! AGH! Shoulers shoulders shoulders! Hurts Hurts Hurts!
She let go of them
Crystal: good to see your back to normal
Dylan: hahaha what are you talking about I'm never normal
Crystal: Ha! Trust compared me compared to what you did just now you seem pretty normal
Dylan: you know I don't really remember anything *looks confused* what did I do?
Crystal: well...you got surprised
Dylan: Surprised? From what? *hears two familiar voices suddenly* who's that? *looks over Crystals shoulders then eyes widen* IS THAT-
Before I could say anymore Crystal quickly covered my eyes with her hand
Dylan: Hey! I can't see! Was that?!
Crystal: Sorry Dylan but I don't feel like watching you have another mental breakdown again
I could feel her directing me into a different room I limped away into the direction she was leading me as best as I could the familiar voices sounding more and more distant when we reached the room she was leading me into I could feel her direct me on to a bed and sat down glad to take the strain off my injured legs. She removed her hand from my face and I blinked a couple times to adjust my eyes to the sudden light then realized I was in the same room I had woken up in. I turned to her and asked the question that had been nagging me in the back of my head for a few seconds
Dylan: was that-
Crystal: Goku Chi Chi and Gohan yeah
Dylan:...what?...but-
Crystal: Now before you start denying that that isn't possible and that they don't exist and that you've got pudding for brains let me explain what's going on before you start freaking out again okay?
I didn't know what was going on I was sure I saw Chi Chi Gohan and Goku I had no idea what was going on at all. Where was ?! How did I get here? Why are we here? What's happening? I was silent for awhile I tried to think of an explanation that was going on but I had nothing the only one who could clear all this up was Crystal so I decide to listen to what she was going to explain to me.
Dylan:...*nods head* okay
Crystal: *sighs relieved* okay now before I get started I'm gonna place a few rules
Dylan: uuugghh
Crystal: rule #1 no questions may be asked until the end
Dylan: but that's-
Crystal: rule #2 no side comments may be made during this entire explanation
Dylan: what but I-
Crystal: and last of all rule #3 no having a mental break down during this entire explanation until the end
Dylan: okay now that's just not fair *looks outraged*
Crystal: life isn't fair now follow ALL of these rules or else I won't show you this recording I made from what you did just a few minutes ago *lifts up Dylan Jr.*
Dylan: You recorded me!?
Crystal: Of course I did! I mean who wouldn't have recorded you! You were seriously freaking out and this moment HAD to be on footage *smirks*
Dylan: let me see it *tries to grab Dylan Jr.*
Crystal: *pulls Dylan Jr. further away from Dylan's reach* na-ah-ah not until you swear to follow my rules and listen good and hard to my explanation
Dylan: but but-
Crystal: no buts swear Dylan swear to me right now
I REALLY wanted to know what I was doing these pasts few minutes ago. The only things that seemed to pop into my head was fire truck, Pikachu, and Shakira. That's when you know I had crossed the line of weird Dylan and send this girl to an insane asylum!
Dylan: *sighs defeatedly* fiiiine *holds right hand up* I swear
Crystal: Good now listen very carefully to what I am about to say Dylan because it is going to change your view on the world to a whole other level...forever
She looked really series I knew what I was about to hear would change my ideas of the world and my life for probably the rest of my Dylan Leon life that my world was about to turn up side down inside out and probably backwards all at the same time. A part of me was rather hesitant to hear what she was going to tell me still trying to deny the truth that was about to be told to me and try to live this off as one big crazy weird dream and never know what was going on but...I really wanted to see the recording.
Dylan: *nods head* I'm ready
Crystal: *takes a deep breath* Okay...Dylan were in the Dragon Ball Z world
Dylan: I'M WHERE!
Crystal: rule #2
Dylan: oops sorry *grins sheepishly*
Crystal: okay so the reason why your seeing everything like an anime is because we're not in our own real world anymore were in the DBZ world those people who are arguing in the kitchen right now are the Real Chi Chi Gohan and Goku I've been here for over a month and so far I've found out that the series hasn't even started yet Raditz hasn't come to destroy the world yet and Piccolo is still Goku's enemy so nothing from the series that we know of so far has happened yet
Dylan: *is about to start denying all this but was cut off*
Crystal: Now before you start denying and saying things like that's impossible and how can that happen I need to tell you this Dylan I have no idea how you and me have ended up here or why we're even here in the first place I don't have an idea how to get back to or world or how coming here has affected this world at all or if we will ever be able to go back to our world I can't tell you that Dylan I'm sorry but its true
Dylan:...
Crystal: But I do know one thing Dylan and its that THIS all of this right here is REAL it's not a hallucination or a dream that were both having this is reality and as crazy and impossible as it may seem it's reality all real not fake at all Dylan and that's a fact this Dylan for right now is OUR reality
I stayed silent looking down at the light purple sheets of the bed not looking up for awhile not knowing what to say. A part of me still wanted to deny it and believe that it was all just a dream that we would wake up from and be in our own world to tell her that it couldn't be true that it just wasn't possible but deep down in my heart and in my gut I knew that she wasn't joking that this all of it was real.
Crystal: *looks disappointed and sad* you don't believe me do you *sighs sadly*
I could see her getting up the bed and about to leave turning her back from me to leave the room
Crystal: Fine then I'll just leave
My reaction was instant
Dylan: Hey
I grabbed her wrist before she could get any further away I could feel her try to pull away but I held on tightly not letting go. Even if she had to rip my arm off I was determined to not let go no matter what.
Crystal: let go
I could tell that she was trying to act like she didn't care and trying to sound angry and at me and was going to leave the room as if it didn't matter if I believed her or not and go somewhere else to sit down and think not wanting to see me but, in the inside I knew that she was falling apart.
Dylan: No
I said this firmly proving to her that I wasn't going to let go no matter what. She tried pulling away from me this time with even more strength than before shooting up sharp stabs off pain up my arm but, I didn't loosen my grip not one bit.
Crystal: I said
She sounded really annoyed but, I could hear just the slightest bit of pain etched into her voice. She tried escaping from my grip again pulling harder than before but, I tried to pull her back while she struggled to get away from me the thought of letting go not even crossing my mind in the slightest.
No matter how hard or how painful it was I was determined to not let go I didn't care about the pain shooting up my arm or how weird and crazy this situation was to even be real or how hungry I was at the moment I didn't even care about the recording that was inside of Dylan Jr. nor anything else at all. All I really cared about right now was being there for my best for my best friend Crystal and nothing was going to stop me from doing that not even Crystal herself.
Crystal: Let
She pulled even harder making me slide a few inches forward from the bed but I didn't go
Crystal: go!
She was trying to pull her arm away from me as hard as she possibly could I had went from using one arm to two just to make sure she didn't slip away from my grip not letting her leave no matter what.
Dylan: and I said *tries to pull her closer* No
She turned back towards me I could tell that she was trying to look annoyed but I could see the tears coming down her face. I wasn't going to let he walk away not until I set things straight not until every last one of those tears had been wiped away from her face not until I made her step out of this room with the happiest smile on her face I refused to let my best friend be in pain and not do anything about because that was just not something you do to someone who you truly care about. She looked like she was about to say something or more like yell something probably along the lines off LET GO!
I cut her off before she could even get the letter L out of her mouth and looked directly into her eyes and said with every ounce of honesty and determination my voice could produce.
Dylan: I believe you
My words were so sincere so truthful so absolutely one hundred and ten percent honest that I knew that there was no way that she would even accuse me of lying to her because I really truly did believe her with all my heart and with all of my soul. She was my best friend how could I not believe her. No matter how impossible or how weird or how random this situation was if she truly sincerely and honestly said that THIS all THIS was REAL and OUR reality well what kind of best friend would I be if I didn't believe her.
Dylan: I believe you!
I said it again even louder and clearer than from when I said it before I did it to make sure that she had heard me and to confirm to her that I truly did believe her so I let go of her arm and letting it fall back to her side hoping that I had made it through to her. I had also hoped that from making this clear to her that I really did believe that she would stop frowning and looking mad at me and that she would stop crying and smile but, she didn't stop instead of the crying slowing down the tears just seemed to go faster and faster down her cheeks and onto the wooden floor and the frown was immediately erased from her face she no longer looked mad at me only tears seemed to continued to roll down her face. For a second I thought that I had said the wrong thing that I had made the situation even worse and had made her even more sad I was about to say I was sorry to her but before I could even let the letter S slip my mouth I was greeted with a surprised hug from Crystal.
Crystal: *sobs* hiccup* *sobs* Dylan *sobs* hiccup* *sobs*
I was momentarily stunned my mouth still open and frozen in place unable to move from the unexpected hug. My mind was a complete blank and when I finally fully registered the hug I couldn't help but smile and return the hug back. I could her Crystal's sobs loudly and clearly against my ear and that my shoulder was starting to get wet from her tears but, I didn't really mind at all and started to rub circles on her back comforting her as much as I could just sitting there. I didn't say anything there was nothing left for me to say that hadn't already been said. All I needed to do now was just be there for her while she cried tears of relief and happiness against my shoulder and hug my best friend for as long as she wanted. Showing her that I really did care for her and that I would be always there for her for as long as she needed me.
We stayed like this for awhile me hugging and comforting her while and she crying against my shoulder hugging me tightly but, it didn't hurt not one bit. When she finally regained her composure and pulled away from sitting in a position from where she was just on her knees her feet making a nice seat for her to rest on while she tried wiping the tears staining her face and wiping her nose against her sleeve still sniffing and blinking to clean herself up. I just sat there smiling at her from ear to ear in a crisscross sitting position my hands resting against my knees as I waited for her to finish up just sitting there grinning for some reason I just couldn't help but feel so unbelievably happy and I had no idea why I was just happy but it just felt completely natural to just sit there and smile at her I had no reason to be smiling I just was. When she was done wiping her face she looked up at me and I looked up at her we starred at each other for awhile not saying anything at all until I finally decided to break the silence with an awkward.
Dylan: soooooo were in the DBZ world
Crystal: yup
Dylan: uh huh
~silence~
Dylan: Can I see that recording now?
She seemed surprised for a moment as if she had completely forgotten that she had promised to show me after she was done explaining but I understood why
Crystal: Oh! Uh sure *takes Dylan Jr. out* be prepared for ultra weirdness that is beyond your limits of weirdness
Dylan: Can't wait!
So we watched it and I couldn't help but even laugh at how weird I was acting I had done weird things before but this was just insane even for me.
Dylan: Did I just say I was a fire truck!? What am I doing on that table?! A PURPLE BATMAN?1
Crystal: hehehehe see told yah you'd be weird
Dylan: WELL YEAH! But I didn't think I would be like Fire truck and Shakira singing weird! I mean look at me I AM THE PURPLE! GIVE ME ALL THE BACON OR YOU LOSE ALL YOUR BANANA'S! Like what?
Crystal: HAHAHAHA!
I was really happy to hear Crystal start to burst out in laughter I couldn't help myself and start to laugh along with her. I then suddenly started to take notice to the married couple arguing at each other in the back ground
Goku: but Chi She's really hurt we just need to get her to calm down a bit and besides I still don't know where to find her super strong Mexican wrestler Hockey something uncle yet
Chi Chi: WHAT!?
Goku: yeah from what I've heard he seems really strong so I really want to have a one on one match with him *gives a determined grin*
Chi Chi: GOKU! I DON'T CARE IF KAMI HIMSELF CAME DOWN HERE AND TOLD A PROPHECY THAT YOU WOULD FIGHT A MEXICAN WHATEVER TO SAVE THE ENTIRE GALAXY! THIS CRAZY GIRL ISN'T STAYING IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER!
Goku: but Chi Chi-
That's when the recording had ended we were laying on the bed by then grabbing our hurting sides from laughing so much at the arguing married couple and my complete weird random mental breakdown. When we finally calmed down I looked to my left and saw that she had done the same thing and we just laid like that just starring at each other in silence grinning like crazy breathing in and out trying to get our faces back to their normal color.
Dylan: *pant pant pant* oh man *pant pant pant*
Crystal: *pant pant pant* to funny *pant pant pant*
Dylan: *pant pant pant* I thought I was gonna die there *pant pant pant* for a sec
Crystal: *pant pant pant* You said it *pant pant pant*
We picked ourselves back up and sat up on the bed Crystal helped me up sense I was still all injured and in pain and stuff
Dylan: soooooo
Crystal: yeeeaaahhh
Dylan: What do we do now?
Crystal: I don't no really
It was silent but it was a comforting silence while we sat their together in thought of what to do next. Our thoughts were interrupted when we heard a really loud crashing sound in the kitchen and a muffled loud screeching voice.
Chi Chi: GOKU YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Goku: I-I I'm sorry Chi Chi I didn't mean to I swear it was an acci-AGH!
*more crashing sounds from the kitchen*
Dylan: oops looks like the earth's most strongest fighter-
Crystal: Is in deep trouble
Dylan: should we go help him?
Crystal: Probably should
I was about to get back up from the bed but Crystal stopped me by holding me down by the shoulder gently
Crystal: not you you need stay here and rest
Dylan: *frowns and whines like a little whiny kid* but I wanna go see Goku and Chi Chi argue
Crystal: You've been putting your body through enough strain already you need to lay back down on that bed and rest before you really cause some permanent damage to yourself
Dylan: meeeeehhhh
Crystal: no mehing now sit back down and get some rest I'll handle this
Dylan: *grumbles* fiiiine *sticks tongue out like a whiny little kid*
Crystal: *rolls eyes playfully then leaves the room and shuts the door behind her*
I tried my best to be disappointed really but I still couldn't help myself from smiling while I carefully and slowly laid myself back on to the bed lifting the covers back over my head glad that things were starting to sort of-kind of-not really-a little bit-no not at all-get back to normal. I was still happy all the same knowing that my friend Crystal was no longer sad and glad that me and her had still managed to smile today even through all the random events that had happend. I began closing my eyes getting ready to go back to sleep I could still hear Chi Chi's loud screaming and Goku's desperate attempts to calm her down and more loud crashing sounds coming from the kitchen but. I must've been a lot more exhausted than I thought and as soon as lifted the covers completely over my head I was out like a light my last thought's being.
Dylan: (I wonder what happened to Ricky?)
Dylanleon35: And that's why showing off your creativity is not illegal I mean have you ever heard of artists before?
Lawyers: *wakes up* huh? Who? What? Where? Oh! um okay uh we totally did not just fall asleep out of boredom soooo uuhh oh yeah! Well get you someday Dylanleon35 *runs off into the distance*
Dylanleon35: *watches them go* they totally fell asleep out of boredom *sighs* whatever it worked *turns back to you* Hey there Leon Warriors! Hoped you like chapter 5 I know right FINALLY there is some DBZ action woohoo! Thanks for reading I hope you guys got a few good laughs and some tears out of this I had a lot of fun writing it and I hope you come again soon for more to come see yah next chapter and I hope you guys have a happy Valentine's day and eat all the chocolate you want because that's what it's all about *JAZZHANDS*