Hey there everyone! I got my first review saying Twilight is better, so now I'm gonna contradict YOU! I literally copy and pasted this, just saying. Is it me, or do all Twilight fans don't have good spelling/punctuation/grammar? No offense, but that's the impression you're giving me. Next time, PLEASE try and use punctuation!

*cough*

Anyways, here's the review! (And I can't forget about adding Hermione in this.)

P.S Set after the war (duh).

P.P.S Twihard4ever, PLEASE read this. Arguing with you is really fun! :D

P.P.P.S Different writing style! ENJOY!

Reviewer: Twihard4ever (Guest)

Twilight is way better than harry potter. I have this argument every single day. i always win. Harry potter is alright but twilight is absolutely amazing. twilight is all about fighting for what you think is right. Bella is awesome. Hermione needed to declare her love for ron but no she had to be a coward. Twilight is way better that harry potter.

Hermione stared at the screen. Did that person really just call her a coward?

"Hermione! James just broke your favourite vase!" Ron yelled.

Sighing, she yelled back her reply, itching to write her opinion at the Muggles stupi- uh, naive comment.

"Give me a minute! I'm, uh, doing something important!"

"More important than your vase?"

"Yes! Now you deal with it!"

"But Hermione-!"

"Now Ronald Weasley, NOW!"

After no reply, she sighed in relief.

Finally, I can write!

Cracking her knuckles and neck, she prepared herself to turn into the Muggle. Not any Muggle, but the Muggle. The absolute Muggle!

Now here's my contradiction: Really? Then go against me. Let's see how you do.

Yes, because stories only about love is AMAZING. While a story with a story line, plot twists, actual good characters, minimal Mary Sues ('cause let's face it, Ginny is one) and reality counts as alright. Sure. Because logic works like that. *shakes head*

Oh, it is? And Harry Potter isn't? What happened about the freaking war to save the world!? Is that not fighting for what's right?

Bella is awesome. Is that really the best? That's like saying "Harry is the best." It. Is. Invalid. That's why we don't say it!

Um, HELLO! He was dating someone! Lavender Brown, remember? She couldn't just say "I love you Ronald Weasley!" She was conflicted! And she was kind of busy with studies and other stuff to be worried about romance! CAUSE SHE'S HERMIONE!

Harry Potter is better. Need reassurance? Read the previous chapter.

Satisfied with the chapter, Hermione made her way downstairs, to see a bloody handed Ron, laughing James, and shamefaced Albus.

She sighed, exasperated.

When will boys ever listen?

"All right! Anyone want to sort this out the hard way?"

AAAANNNNNNDDDDD...Cut! XD

I NEED GIRL MUGGLE NAMES! SHOUT OUT TO THE TOP THREE CHOSEN ONES! GOOD LUCK! (you can submit only 8, because I said so. Choose wisely!) I'M CHOOSING THREE NAMES, FIRST NAME, MIDDLE NAME, AND LAST NAME. COOKIES ARE PROVIDED!

Whew. I hope I didn't make the worst decision ever! XD

I hope you enjoyed the chapter!

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