Hogan sat on a couch with a gorgeous blonde-haired young woman. She was so thin and slinky, and her eyes….oh, they were the bluest. Yup, no breed of woman could compare to a well-made German girl. Well, almost.
"You're the most interesting man I've ever met." she said. Hogan nearly blushed.
"Well, I'm the most interesting man I've ever met, too." he agreed. The girl chuckled a bit and moved in to kiss him. Hogan turned back to her and screamed. He jumped up off the couch and flattened himself against the wall.
That wasn't any gorgeous blonde chick, she was an old hag! The woman cackled with delight. Her hair was long, white, and ratty, she was hunched and her clothes were that of rags. Her nose had to have been at least six inches long and pointy, not to mention the frightening wart on the end of it. Her hands were wrinkly and her fingers long and gnarled. Her nails were black and shiny and her teeth were crooked and falling out.
"Having fun, my dear?" she cackled wickedly. Hogan widened his eyes and breathed heavily.
"Well, uh, time passes the quickest when you're having fun, which means I've got to be leaving! Bye, see you!" the old hag made a move for the door, blocking Hogan's exit.
"But we haven't gotten to the fun part yet!" the hag declared sadistically. Hogan smiled slyly.
"Yeah uh, well, that's right, we haven't! And that's because the fun part is, me leaving! See you!"
The hag grabbed Hogan and laughed.
"Kiss me, Hogan!" she said, puckering her lips and drawing closer. Hogan screamed and woke up.
HH*HH*HH*HH*
"Good Lord!" he gasped, clenching his covers. He shook his head, clearing out all the distasteful memories of his dream. His stomach abruptly growled and he felt sick. Hogan covered his mouth and made a beeline for the sink.