Lizzy: Ok then! Welcome to chapter three!! I'm so happy! I checked my email and saw at least 5 emails from saying I had new reviews for this story!!! And I think I'm gunna love this chapter. Heh heh. Torturing Sasuke... what fun! God, If I were there I would help Shisui. Heh heh heh... -evil grin-

Anyway...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I do (for all I know) own the personality I gave Shisui-chan, because we never met him and we don't know his personality. Oh, and I own the plot, most defiantly. -nods continuously- But I give KowaretaHikari credit for some of the ideas. He's awesome! (Read his stories!!!)

Warning: For all I know, Shisui is OOC! And Itachi and Sasuke might be slightly OOC. Sorry if they are!

Lets begin. Aren't you excited? I am. :P This chapter didn't quite go the way I wanted it to... heh...

Lets start with a recap!

Chapter 3: Shisui's Torture-fest (Sasuke's Death) Part 1

-RECAP-

After dinner, Itachi still wasn't home. Sasuke started to worry that Itachi had killed Shisui in the river, as it was said in his dream, but was quickly relieved of that horrifying thought, as he heard Shisui's laughter and Itachi's voice drawing nearer. He sighed in relief and started to get ready for bed.

He had just entered his room after drying off and dressing from his shower, when he heard a knock at his door.

"Un?" He said, opening the door. Shisui was standing there with a grin on his face. "Un? What is it, Shisui-chan?" He asked, worried.

"I'm staying here, tonight!!" he said. Sasuke's eyes widened and mouth opened in horror. Shisui did that sometimes. Just for fun. Not fun for Sasuke, though. And Shisui knew that. It was pure torture.

-RECAP OVER- (A/N: -evil grin- let us start the torture-fest! (It's a two part, or maybe three part thing. It depends on what the reviews say, and if I get any more ideas for this. (I hope I do!)))

Sasuke quickly slammed the door in Shisui's face. He leaned against the door to make sure Shisui wouldn't enter. (not that Sasuke would be able to hold him back, if he decided to.) He heard Shisui laugh (what sounded like an evil laugh to Sasuke, but was actually just a humored laugh.) and leave.

He gave a shuddering sigh and slid down the door, into a sitting position.

"Damn it!" He thought, horror still stuck on his face. "Why?? WHY??" he asked no one in particular. "I wish death to him." he thought smugly, tugging at the bandage on his arm.

"Sasuke-chan is scared out of his wits! Or at the very least, horrified! Mission part one accomplished!" Sasuke heard Shisui's satisfied voice tell Itachi. He thought he could hear Itachi's mocking smirk. He calmed himself with a deep breath.

"It's fine! It's ok... If you just stay away from them, they'll leave you alone! Hey, on the plus side, Itachi isn't going to kill everyone tonight!! But... Oooh the torture!! I---I hope it wont be as bad as last time..." he thought to himself, thinking back on about a month ago.

-FLASHBACK-

"Aniki!! Aniki, teach me how to handle the shurriken better!!"

"No otooto."

"Aww! Why not?"

"Uh... Shisui's coming over today."

"WHAT????" Sasuke screamed, horrified.

"Really?" Shisui asked, entering the window. "Heh, I mean, I was planning on it anyway, but now that you insist!" So he sat down. Sasuke was about to flee the room, but Shisui was at the door already. He didn't even seem to move. ('Cause he's Shisui of the body flicker jutsu. )

"Come on, Sasuke! Just sit with us!"

'Just sit? Well, It can't be that bad, can it?' Sasuke thought, and slowly sat down near Itachi. Shisui sat so that it made a triangle.

"Ok! So, Sasuke... I have a question..." Shisui said, looking thoughtful.

'Oh great.' Both Itachi and Sasuke thought.

"How come you ask Itachi to train you everyday, even though he says no every time?" Shisui asked.

"Huh?" Sasuke blinked. Both Shisui and Itachi were staring at him intently. "Because I want him to train me!" Sasuke stated, obviously.

"But he keeps saying no..." Shisui stated in reply. Then he gave off an evil smirk and exchanged glances with Itachi. "Why not ask him again?" he asked, evil humor deeply engraved in his voice.

"Because I already asked today..." Sasuke replied.

"Aww, and I missed it? Come on! Maybe he'll change his mind--"

"Shisui-chan..." Itachi interrupted.

"Or, better yet, ask me! Have you ever thought of that? I'm really strong, also!! But little Sasuke-chan wont ask his poor cousin! Why not?" Shisui pouted.

"I would think you would say no." Sasuke replied.

"I would say yes! Come on, I'll train you right now!!" Shisui said, jumping up. Sasuke looked surprised, but he got up too, plainly excited.

"Finally!" He exclaimed, making Shisui laugh. (It was an evil laugh, but Sasuke didn't notice.)

But the training was hell. Sasuke was exhausted and hadn't learned anything, in just 2 hours. Shisui and Itachi had hidden and attacked him randomly. (Nothing too harsh, and they found it extremely amusing, but it was torture to Sasuke.) Sasuke would look around after wards and wouldn't be able to find them at all, then they would attack again. So they retreated to the house when Shisui decided that Sasuke had had enough. Sasuke had decided that 5 minutes into the training session.

"How was that?"

"Horrible! You kept attacking me! Look, I'm covered in my own blood and you don't have a scratch!!"

"Of course not. But what did you learn???"

"NOTHING!!"

"Oh well! Sucks to be you!" Shisui shrugged, and Itachi smirked.

"So, Sasuke. How about we train you tomorrow, too?" Itachi asked, calm.

"Hai!!" Sasuke said, forgetting all about the hell training today.

"..."

"..."

"BAKA!!" Shisui finally said as he burst out laughing. Itachi hid his face in his hands (to hide his silently laughing face) and shook his head, looking embarrassed. (But that was just a cover up for the laughter.)

"Wha-t?" Sasuke whined.

-FLASHBACKOVER- (A/N:I know, it wasn't that great. I couldn't think of anything I didn't want to use in the.. non-flashback mode.)

Sasuke took a deep breath and stood up. He vowed not to be as stupid as last time! If they asked him to sit with them or anything, he would say no! Yeah, the perfect plan. (Idiot.) Sasuke exited his room to find an empty hallway.

He sighed in relief. He had been expecting Shisui to be there. He walked down the hall into the living room. He looked around and went to the bookshelf. He picked up a book on shurriken. He would teach himself. (Through reading? How stupid.)

Sitting down on the couch, he began to read. After about an hour he looked up, surprised. He was sure Shisui would have bothered him by now. He decided to see what they were up to.

He walked around the house, first checking Itachi's room. They weren't in there. He entered the kitchen and they weren't there either. Then again... why would they be in the kitchen? So Sasuke went outside... they weren't there either, but as he turned to go back into the house he saw them on the roof. He jumped up and they stared at him.

"Told you, Itachi-chan. I told you." Shisui said, laughing.

"Fine." Itachi handed Shisui some money.

"What are you two doing on the roof?" Sasuke asked.

"Why does it matter?" Itachi and Shisui asked.

"Your both acting really weird..." Sasuke said. He took note that Shisui's eyes showed plotting, or at least they were shining in the way they usually did before Sasuke regretted talking to him at all.

"So, Sasuke. You decided to search us out, huh? What do you want?" Shisui asked.

"I... I dono..."

"ANSWER, YOU LITTLE PUNK!" Shisui yelled.

"Ok, fine. I was bored, ok? Can I hang with you guys?" (A/N: Sasuke reminds me of my masochistic cat.)

"No--" Itachi started.

"Yeah!" Shisui interrupted. "Of course, Sasuke!" Itachi smirked anyway."Come on. Lets go down into the house!" so they got up, and Sasuke "tripped" off the roof, but landed on his feet on the ground. He glared at Shisui. "Are you ok, Sasuke-chan?" he mocked. (God, what a jerk.)

So they entered the house and entered Itachi's room.

"Ooh! Hold up, I have an idea!" Shisui said, and left the room. Itachi obviously knew the idea. He set out three blankets they could sit on, instead of sitting on the wooden floor. Sasuke sat down, and Shisui returned without Sasuke noticing. The next thing he knew, he had a blind fold on.

"What the--- Ahh!" Sasuke said, confused.

"Hold up, Sasuke-chan. Just be still. It's all part of the plan." Sasuke heard Shisui say. The next thing he knew, his hands were on some sort of table or chair or something and were being held still and his fingers spread out.

"What are you doing??" Sasuke asked.

"Nothing, now hold still."

After about 5 minutes, Sasuke heard a loud noise.

"Whats that??"

"A fan, now shut up!" Shisui yelled. Sasuke's hands were still on the chair, or table, or whatever it was.

When they finished, they took the blind fold off of Sasuke.

"Look! Purple!" Shisui said, and burst out laughing. Sasuke looked at his nails... and they were painted purple.

"WHAT THE-!!" Sasuke started to yell, but Itachi covered his mouth.

"Your loud, Otooto." He examined Sasuke's nails. 'That looks... kinda cool..' he thought. (1)

"Sasuke, calm down, your not going to be able to get that off for at least a week." Shisui said, as Sasuke was trying to scrape the paint off with his nails.

"Ok, calm down, otooto." Itachi said, uncovering Sasuke's mouth and hitting him in the head with the back of his hand.

"Ow..." Sasuke muttered, rubbing his head. He glared at Itachi. Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Oh! I have another idea!!" Shisui said, excited. Sasuke's eyes widened and he tried to leave. Unfortunately he hadn't noticed that the door was closed. He ran right into it and fell on his back.

Shisui burst out laughing again. Sasuke sighed and stood up, and Shisui made him stay.

"Come on, it'll be fun! Ok. Everyone sit back down." So, sighing, Sasuke sat down. (Itachi was already sitting.)

"Why can't I leave?"

"Well, you searched us out because you were bored (Like I told Itachi you would) so now you have to stay! If you would learn, we wouldn't do this, Sasuke-chan." Shisui said, sitting also. "Sasuke, have you ever wondered what you would look like in a dress?" Shisui asked, smirking.

"No!!" Sasuke said in horror. He knew Shisui was planning something, obviously, having to do with a dress.

"Don't worry. I wont make you wear one." Shisui said. But he stood up and left the room. He came back with three chairs. (So it wouldn't look suspicious)

"Everyone sit in a chair!" He said, happily. Of course, Sasuke listened. Itachi didn't, though. He stood up and left the room. Shisui smirked and sat down on his chair.

"Where did Aniki go?" Sasuke asked nervously.

"He... was thirsty. He went to get a drink."

"How would you know?"

"I know Itachi very well." Shisui replied.

"Thats what you think..." Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"What was that??" Shisui asked, his voice cold.

"Nothing."

"Sasuke, What did you say?!" Shisui demanded him to answer, anger growing slightly in his eyes.

"Nothi---" But before Sasuke could finish talking, Itachi sat down in his chair. Sasuke stared at him. He hadn't noticed him enter the room at all. Itachi gave Sasuke a weird look, and then looked at Shisui. They exchanged glances and Shisui snickered.

"What?" Sasuke asked. Shisui pointed at Sasuke. Sasuke looked at himself. He gasped. How could he not notice that... (He's an idiot) Itachi had tied him to the chair as Shisui distracted him. And he was tied quite tightly.

"How did you not notice that?" Shisui snickered. Sasuke looked at him, then to Itachi. Itachi was smirking slightly (he was laughing on the inside).

"Damn it, untie me!" Sasuke yelled.

"Nah." Shisui replied. "Why would we?"

"Why did you tie me up?"

"You'll find out." Shisui replied grimly. He started making hand signs, and Sasuke struggled to get out of the chair. But he drifted off into a weird, dream-like genjutsu.

Sasuke's POV

I didn't know what Shisui was planning, but the next thing I knew he untied me. He and Itachi scooted their chairs closer and they started talking calmly.

"Sasuke-chan" Shisui's voice echoed in my head. "Whats wrong? Please, we're here for you, what was that dream about?"

"Otooto, we just want to help." Itachi's voice also echoed.

"I-I can't tell anyone!!" I told him. They couldn't know, or else Itachi would kill me. I knew he would, if I told him.

"Why not? We want you to know, no matter how clear a dream is, dreams aren't real and will never be real." Shisui said. Then the scene changed. It was the strangest thing. I was at the river now. Had I fallen asleep in the chair or something? I hid in the trees as I heard someone approach.

It was Shisui and Itachi. I stared. Was I seeing what would happen? Another vision, maybe?

"Itachi-chan, Why have you brought me here? I- I dont like the river, you know I don't. I-- can't swim."

"Yes, yes. I know Shisui-chan. I just wanted to show you the water. Come over here and look-- you can see your reflection in the water, can't you?"

"Of course, Itachi-chan. Why?" Shisui asked, looking in the water.

"Shisui-chan, you... you're my best friend, like a brother to me, also. Good bye." Itachi said, knocking Shisui out, and pushing him over the bridge into the river in one movement. I gasped. Shisui drowned unconscious the whole time. Shisui means "still water", I remembered.

Itachi's POV

I watched in amusement as Sasuke got pulled so easily into a genjutsu.

"I'm gunna try to get the answer out of him about the dream." Shisui told me, grinning. He stared at Sasuke, concentrating. I could see the sharengan in his eyes, a kind I had never seen or heard of before. ((A/N: No, its not the mengekyou))

After about 2 minutes, he stopped and looked at me.

"What?" I asked.

"He... well, he somehow released the genjutsu and fell asleep... I was thinking... maybe his dreams would tell us what he's been spazing about all day. Should I--?"

"Un." I replied. That was a great plan. So Shisui used his sharengan to look into Sasuke's dream somehow (I've gotta ask him about that). What worried me, is that both gasped and twitched at the same time, and Shisui started shaking. ((A/N: In this story, he actually can't swim at all. They tried to teach him, but he never learned.))

"Shisui-chan, Whats wrong?" I asked. He closed his eyes and leaned back into his chair. I stared back and forth between the two, as Shisui took a deep calming breath.

"Oook... Uh, I know whats wrong with him. He... has disturbing dreams... I... need.. a drink. I'll be right back." Shisui said, refusing to say "water", for some reason.

'Great' I thought. 'The only way to get him out of that mood, is to make him laugh his ass off...' I sighed and stood up, putting a plan into action.

Regular POV

"Sasuke... Wake up.." Sasuke heard Itachi's voice, bringing him back to the conscious world.

"Wha-- What happened?"

"You fell asleep. And Shisui... left to get a drink of water." Itachi told him, hiding something in his pocket. Sasuke stared at Itachi in horror.

"your- Your lying, aren't you?? Where is Shisui-chan??!?"

"Calm down! He should be back soon." Itachi told him grimly. Sasuke started shaking, and noticed he was still tied to the chair. But he noticed his legs weren't. Sasuke stood up awkwardly and ran from the room to the kitchen. Itachi sighed and followed.

Sasuke stared at Shisui, who was shaking like mad and chugging a huge cup of water.

"What are you doing??" Sasuke asked. Shisui turned and stared at Sasuke. He slowly put down the cup and continued to stare.

"S-sasuke??" He muttered, his face changing from creeped out to something else. He burst out laughing. I mean, he literally fell to the ground and laughed until he had a slight headache. Sasuke, of course, had no idea what he was laughing at, but Itachi nodded grimly, and noted that his plan had worked.


Lizzy: Sorry that this chapter is so short. I meant to have it like 10 pages, but it's only 6... heh heh. Well, this chapter didn't quite go with what I had planned. If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them. I'm not too good with the torture thing... I'm bad at thinking up pranks and stuff, so... yeah. Oh well. Review, please.

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