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#9: Taunt his Mangekyo Sharingan by saying the Byakugan is WAAAAAYY better!

Rizu was just walking her dog, Chiganata, in the park on a sunny day when Itachi, who had been forced into coming, asked, "Rizu-sama, what color do you think a Hyuga's eyes would be if they didn't have the byakugan?" Chiganata growled at Itachi, as he did every time he spoke and Rizu answered, "I don't know, but what I do know is that the Byakugan is WAAAY better than your stupid Sharingan!" An anger mark ticked in Itachi's cheek. "Shut up, Rizu-sama! That is a lie!" Chiganata growled again. "Oh, I really don't think so, Itachi-kun. We all know that the mangekyo sharingan sucks!"

"SHUT UP! NO IT DOESN'T! IT ROCKS! YOU'RE JUST A BI-" Chiganata bit his leg, hard. Blood gushed out and Rizu sighed as Itachi began screaming about her crazy dog. This resulted in Itachi being bitten, again. "Idiot…" The blue-eyed girl mumbled, pulling her canine off of Itachi. Itachi limped home and somehow, over night his leg was magically healed by some mystic force (Me ;3) and was completely all right the next day. He woke up the next morning to the ringing of his cell phone. He yawned as Emo Kid by Adam and Andrew started to play. "Moshi moshi" He picked up, grumbling into the phone's receiver. "Oh, OK. I'll be fine alone. No! Please, don't send Tobi. I can do it alone. OK, thank you, sir. Bye." He went back to sleep for two hours before his phone started to ring again, this time with Rizu's ring tone, the one she programmed to play every time she called (which was quite a lot) "Sunshine and lollipops and rainbows and everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together. Brighter than a lucky penny when-" Itachi picked it up, irritated at the awful song. "What is it, Rizu-sama…Then why did you call me? It is 4 am, you realize this correct? … Mission to the Sand village. … No, sorry, I can't take you. Rizu … Rizu! … Don't cry! Grr… I'll talk to you Monday!" He clicked the phone shut and fell back asleep.

Rizu was ticked off that Itachi wouldn't let her come with him to the Sand. "He didn't say not to follow him!" So, she got out an old Halloween costume…

#10: Dress up like a tree and stalk him through a desert!

Itachi trudged through the horrible heat, beginning to get annoyed by the fact there was a tree. Just one. That seemingly followed him everywhere. At one point, he thought he was loosing his mind, he'd thought the tree just spoke. "Hey! Itachi-kun!"

"Huh?" He turned and studied the tree for a moment. He figured that he was just dehydrated and took a few mouthfuls of water from his canteen. Everything was going fine after that until Itachi felt something tap his shoulder. "Itachi-kun! Wassup!" It was the tree. A shrill sound rang through out the sandy desert. The sound? Itachi screaming like a little girl. The horrid sound continued for about five minutes until the tree whapped him over the head with one of its arm-like branches. "Shut your mouth before I rip it off!" Itachi (finally!) realized that the voice from the tree was Rizu's.

"Rizu-sama? Why the heck are you here?"

"Because I enjoy dressing up like a tree and stalking people through a hot desert without food or water for 5 hours, why else?" She said sarcastically.

"Really?" He asked. Stupid question. 'Must be the heat getting to his brain…' Rizu thought.

#11: Set him on fire…?

"Hey, Itachi-kun!" Rizu skipped out from behind his couch.

"Rizu-sama? How did you get behind there?" Itachi asked while eyeing the piece of wood Rizu was holding and wondering if she would try to hit him with it.

"That's my secret. Anyhow, That is not what I came here to discuss with you!" He looked at the wood again. "I wanted to know if you could hold Chuck."

"Chuck? Who's Chuck?" The kunoichi held out the wood proudly.

"This is Chuck!"

"Um…I guess I could hold him…" She smiled, huge and creepy.

"Thanks!" She thrust the block of wood into his arms and began to light a sparkler to play with. 'Oh shi-' the lit match in her hand slipped and flew onto Chuck, who caught Itachi's Arorcrombie and Fitch T-shirt on fire, that spread to his shorts, that ignited his hair.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!" Rizu rolled on the ground, laughing, watching him scream in pain. The teenage girl kept laughing until the Uchiha genius fell to the ground, unmoving. She crept over to him and poked his burnt-to-a-crisp nose.

"Itachi-kun, get up. The joke's over." He didn't move…it just so happens he was no longer breathing either.

"Itachi-kun! No! Why! Why! Why! WHY!" Rizu started to weep and cry and sob and bawl like a newborn. "Oh, please," She cried, looking at the ceiling, "If anyone is up there, please bring Itachi-kun back!" All of a sudden a bright light took over the room, momentarily blinding Rizu. When she could see again, a boy in a pure black robe was in front of her, arms crossed over his chest. "You called for assistance, did you not?" He asked. His fiery red hair flopped carelessly over one dark blue eye.

"C-can you b-bring Itachi-k-kun b-back?" Rizu asked shakily.

"For a price…"

"Name it."

"How about…your soul?"

"Um…how about a box of cookies and an Ipod?"

"Sure, works for me." Rizu tossed him said things and he poked Itachi with his magical finger of power and almightiness. Itachi got up, a little sore but otherwise unharmed. The boy who revived him stood triumphantly over him.

"Thank you! Thank you so much!" Rizu caught the poor black clad boy in a death hug. Itachi growled at the boy.

"You, Hells Angel Boy, get outta here. And stay away from Rizu, Dammit!" He bellowed. The boy shrugged and disappeared. Before Itachi could even lie back down, Rizu glomped him and began to shout out her joy to the world!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALIVE YAY! YAY! YAY! I LOVE EVERYTHING!"

'Oh God, why couldn't I have stayed dead…?'

#12: Drape a cloth over him and make him disappear!

Rizu was clinging to Itachi's arm as they walked in the Akatsuki base, giving out an alarmed squeal when she saw anything that reminded her of fire. Itachi sighed for the 12th time that day. They walked into the room he and Kisame shared and Kisame was on his bed, nibbling a frozen fish stick. "Hey, Itachi…Chiklet." Rizu glared half-heartedly at the shark hybrid. She hated him calling her that. "Itachi." Kisame attracted his attention.

"What?"

"Think fast!" Kisame threw a blanket over his head and with a quick "Abra Cadabra, Alakazam!" Itachi was gone.

"Hey, Jaws, where did you send Itachi-kun?" Rizu asked. Kisame sniggered,

"Broom closet. It's down the hall. Let's leave him for a bit, though." Rizu smiled and watched 'What not to wear' on TV…it was about 6 hours until Itachi busted out of the broom closet.

"WHY DID YOU GUYS LEAVE ME IN THERE!?" Rizu shrugged

"I sorta kinda maybe forgot about you." Itachi tried to strangle her, but was stopped by an electric shock that was suddenly sent through his body. The author is completely innocent, I swear! (Has her fingers crossed, ha ha ha…)

"…I'm going for a walk…"

Well, I'm ending the chapter here. Sorry guys. I need sleep. A lot of sleep. Bye everyone! I love you guys 3 If you want me to continue this, review!