Ola! So, who do you think is the 'love guru'? Most of you have already guessed the person. Let's see.

Chapter 16- Kamine dost!

At Kavin's house-

Dipti: Abey bol na, tu kiski baat kar raha hai?

Kavin: Abhijeet sir aur Daya sir.

Vivaan: Tu kahi "sharp shooter" Abhijeet sir aur "Darwaza tor" Daya sir ki baat toh nahi kar raha hai?

Kavin: Sahi samjhe.

Dipti: Kavin, seriously? Tum ek sharp shooter aur ek darwaza todhne wale aadmi si love advice ki ummeed karte ho?

Kavin: Dipti tu jaisa soch rahi hai waisa hai nahi! Un dono ko pyaar hua he, sacha pyaar!

Miki(from the staircase while coming down): But dono main se kisi ne bhi propose karne ki himmat nahi ki. Bhai ki item(lover) toh haath se nikal gayi, Abhijeet sir ke saath bhi aisa hi hone ke chances 90% hai!

Kavin: Your correct but, there's nothing bad in giving a try!

Miki: Ha, who baat toh hai

Dipti: Toh main unhe call karu?

Vivaan: Oh Ms. Enthusiastic, raat ke teen(3) baj rahe hai, tu unhe abhi call karegi?

Miki: Uski tension tu mat le Dipu, Maine poore CID team ko kal dinner pe bulaya hai. Main Bhai aur Abhijeet sir ko bol dungi ke sab ke jaane ke baad hume unse kuch baat karni hai.

Kavin: Excellent! Waise bhi, bohot dino se tere haath ka khana nahi khaya.

Miki: Oh hello! Main koi khana wana nahi banane waali! Tera ghar hai tu bana!

Kavin: Kya!? Arey dinner ke liye tune invite kiya hai tu banayegi dinner, main kyu banau?

Miki: Ajeeb insaam hai. Vivaan, maine kuch galat kaha kya? Main iski setting karwane ke liye Missouri se Mumbai aayi, aur mujhe khud yeh khene ke bajaye ki 'Tum aaram karo, dinner main bana dunga' yeh mujhi se keh raha hai dinner banane ke liye!

Vivaan: Nahi boss, Miki's right, it's your house, in fact, mansion, you should take the responsibilities.

Kavin: Arey! Tum jaise dosto se toh dushman ache.

He frowned like a child and sat down on the sofa, expecting his friends to approach him and apologize for their misbehaviour. But the oppsite happened. Suddenly he heard Miki and Vivaan laughing out loud and sharing a high-five. Then Miki sat beside him, in fact jumped beside him and said-

Miki: Arey dhakkan! Hum toh mazaak kar rahe they. Dinner hum hotel se mangane wale hai, so none of us have to dirty our hands in cooking.

Vivaan: Tu bhi na yaar! Itni si baat pe mu phula ke beth gaya.

Kavin(sighed): Ash! You guys almost scared me. Nahi tum logo se yeh expect karna koi mushkil baat nahi hai. "Formality" shabd toh tum logo ki dictionary main hai hi nahi.

Dipti(who was absolutely quiet during this whole 'Mahabharat'): No no no! main janti hu Kavin khana kyu nahi banana chahta hai.

Miki: Kyu?

Dipti: Kyuki ise darr hai, ki kahi bhabi ji ko iska khana napasand na aa jaye!

Kavin(stood up to chase her): Kya kaha?!

He chased her for a very long time, and you can't even imagine what the current condition of his house was! Anyways, they settled down, cleaned the house and went to bed at about 4 a.m. Dipti and Miki slept in the guest room, Kavin and Vivaan slept in Kavin's room and Sharad slept in the third room which made for Kavin's future kids. Apparently, Kavin arrived at the bureau lately. When he entered the bureau he saw Daya and ACP discussing about a particular case. Kavin slowly walked in without drawing too much attention towards himself and was about to sit at his desk. But he could not deceive ACP's eyes, and he prompty called out for him-

ACP(sarcastically): Arey Kavin, aaj bari jaldi aa gaye?

Kavin(walked towards him): Sorry sir…. Wo actually…(cut by Daya)

Daya: Sir, uske saarey dost itne saalo baad usse milne aaye hain.

ACP: Toh?

Daya: Toh sir…samjha kijiye…..

ACP: Acha acha.

Kavin(hurriedly): Nahi nahi sir! Aap jaisa soch rahe hai waisa kuch nahi hai!

ACP and Daya looked at each other and suddenly laughed. Then Daya said-

Daya(dispelling his fears): Kavin humme pata hai ki na tum aisa kuch kar sakte ho aur na tumhare dost aisa kuch kar sakte hai. Hum toh mazzak kar rahe they!

Kavin(heaved): Ash! Thank God!

ACP: Aur waise bhi, aaj hum tumhare ghar pain dinner ke liye rahe hai, tumhare dosto se bhi mill lenge.

Kavin: Zaroor sir zaroor!

Daya: Kavin, tum hume apne dosto ke baare main kuch batao bhai.

Kavin: Unke baare main kya batau sir. Bas yahi janna kafi hoga ki wo sab ke sab ek number ke kamine dost hai.

ACP: Sab!?

Kavin: Sablog, aur sir aapki behen toh unki leader hai iss mamle main. Mujhe bataya nahi kuch nahi sab ke sab mere ghar ghusse chale aaye, formality nam ki koi cheez hi nahi hai.

Daya: Baap re baap…Aise kamine dost toh kafi kum milte hain. Naseeb wale ho tum!

Kavin: Ha wo baat toh hain, kamine hai par, zindagi bhar saath dene wale dost hai. Jaan de denge, par dhoka nahi denge (J).

ACP: Bohot bariya baat hai. Acha ab tum log kaam pe lag jao.

Kavin: Sir!

Then Kavin turned around to return to his desk when all of a sudden Purvi arrived from nowhere and collided with him, and the files that she was carrying toppled from her hands. He appologized for the clash and both of them knelt down simultaneously to pick up the docs and unknowingly there foreheads striked each other, and a cute inclination took place.

Purvi: Sorry sir, aap ko laga toh nahi?

Kavin: Mere toh dil main lag gaya…

Purvi: Huh? Kya?

Kavin(realising what he said): Um..mera matlab… nahi nahi bilkul nahi laga. Tum toh thik ho na?

Purvi: Ha main thik hu… thanks sir.

But Kavin did not move, nor did he reply. He was completely lost in her deep, magical eyes. He couldn't think about anything else. He kept wondering about his future with her, one beautiful starred night, the sky highlighted with a big bright moon. Everything was silent, nobody was there to interrupt. Purvi was sitting alone in the living room, when she suddenly felt a sort of chill near her shoulder. She gets scared for a moment, then breathes. It was Kavin. He starts to get closer to her, and Purvi starts to breathe more heavily. He goes one step forward, and she goes one step backward. Then finally he reaches her hand, and he's about to grab him when suddenly someone bangs his head with a hammer!

It was actually the ringtone of his phone, which brought him back to the present. He hastily stood up and went a bit forward to talk. And you know who that "kabab main haddi" was? It was none other that Miki. He was so annoyed about that he was about to smash his phone, but then he tried to calm himself and received the call.

Kavin: Hello.

Miki: Hello? Tum Kavin hi hona?

Kavin: Saale humesha galat time pe phone karti hai.

Miki: Kyu? Tu kya uspe line mar raha tha? Kuch baat bani?

Kavin: Tu!... Acha phone kyu kiya?

Miki: Phone…. Oh ha, yaad aaya! Mujhe aaj dopeher ke liye teri car chahiye thi. Toh main le lu?

Kavin: Ha lele. Tu mujhse permission kyu le rahi hai? Jo mera hai wo tera hai.

Miki: Nahi wo maine tujhe bina bataye tere ghar chali aayi, toh kabhi kabhi toh formality karni padhti hai na.

Kavin: Oye, tujhe kya hogaya be? Tu mere samne zyada achi aur honhar banne ki koshish mat kar! Tujhe suit nahi karta. Jaisi hai waisi hi reh. Aur ha, chabi cupboard ke second shelf main hai. Thikhe?

Miki: Yah, ok bye! Love you!

Kavin: Chal bye.

So let's see what happens at the dinner. So, wait up! *Reviews wanted*