I do not own Twilight, or Edward sadly. But he sure does own me. ;)

So.. drunken Bella anyone?

EPOV

"So, how have you been?" Emmett asked innocently, as we sat at the lunch table and waited for the rest of the group.

"Fine, why?" I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Nothing, a little birdie just told me you might have gotten a little kinky after the game the other night. Did you have a special celebration?" he wiggled his eyebrows, putting emphasis on the word special.

"Is this bird blonde and happens to suck on your face anytime she gets?" I chuckled.

"Maybe," he quirked an eyebrow. "So is this true? Are you getting it in with our fair Bella?"

"I'm not getting it in asshole," I shook my head with a laugh. "We're just, you know.."

"Taking the skin boat to tuna town? Bouncing the pogo stick? Fixing her plumbing? Doing the horizontal mambo?"

"Emmett shut up!" I chuckled. "We're not having sex."

"Good," he nodded his head before giving me a smirk. "Because I'd kill you if you were defiling my Bells."

"How many of those do you know anyway?" I rolled my eyes.

"What, the sex euphemisms? I know tons man, I could go all day."

"Oh I know you can go all day, we've done it before," Rose teased as she sat next to him on our table.

"Where's Bella?" I asked, looking behind her.

"Mike stopped us for a second, he's talking to them," she said pointing to the entrance of the cafeteria, where Tanya and Bella were standing with the douche himself.

"For what?" I narrowed my eyes at them.

"He's having a party this weekend, he invited me earlier, and I guess he's inviting them now," she shrugged.

"Why didn't I get invited?" Emmett grumbled, voicing the question in my mind. "Hey Newton!"

"What's up man?" Mike greeted with a nod as he walked up to our table.

"So I hear you're having a party?" Emmett asked.

"Oh yea, this weekend, my parents are going out of town, and I thought we could have a little party before the end of the year."

"We still have a month left until the summer," Bella chuckled, sitting on my lap and kissing me in greeting.

"Yea but, I won't have the house to myself then, plus we're going to be all worried about games and finals, come on, you guys have to come."

"Do you want to go?" I asked, leaning my chin on Bella's shoulder.

"Sure, if you want to, it'll be fun.."

"If you don't want to come Edward, it's cool, I can make sure Bella is safe," Mike winked at her. Seriously? Has he not gotten the hint?

"We'll be there," I smiled, tightening my arms around Bella's waist. "We probably won't stay long though, I want to spend some alone time with her."

Bella chuckled as she shook her head, she knew what I was doing, and no matter how many times she told me I had nothing to worry about, he still pissed me off.

"That's cool, well, hope I see you guys there," he nodded, narrowing his eyes at me before turning and walking away.

"What's his deal?" I rolled my eyes.

"You stole McSexy over here," Tanya pointed at Bella, before popping a fry into her mouth. "If you two weren't so adorable together, I'd probably hate you too."

"Thanks," I smirked at her.

"You're welcome," she smirked back. "By the way, I never asked, how did my little tutoring help you?"

"She tutored you?" Bella asked confused, as I choked on my drink. I hope she wasn't talking about, what I thought she was talking about.

"Yea, a while back while Alice and Jazz were sucking face, I helped him with his English, he's not the most cunning linguist," she said, holding in her laugh, and squealing when I kicked her under the table. She was totally talking about what I thought she was talking about.

"It went great, thanks," I rolled my eyes at her, ever since I asked for advice; she'd been bugging me for details.

"What are you talking about?" Bella asked. "Edward is great at English."

"I'm sure," Tanya nodded. "He learned from the best."

"Whatever," Bella rolled her eyes after looking back and forth between us. "Are we going to this party?"

"Hell yes we are," Emmett boomed. "I thought we'd have to wait until the summer for the parties, but bring it on."

"Emmett loves parties," Bella mock whispered.

"I can tell," I chuckled, as he went on about his plans before nuzzling her neck. "How has your day been baby?"

"Good, but I missed you," she whispered, laying her forehead against my cheek. "I can't wait until summer, then we don't have to worry about school, or getting home late or.. Aww damn."

"What is it?"

"I usually go stay with my mom the first few weeks of the summer," she pouted. "I won't see you."

"Wait, you're leaving? To Florida?" I asked sadly. "How long?"

"Like a month," she sighed. "I'm sorry, but I go every year, I can't just bail."

"What if I go with you?" I asked, suddenly excited of the idea of spending a month with her in the place where we first met.

"Can you do that?" she asked with wide, eager eyes.

"I can ask, my parents loves your mom so it's not like they won't know where I'm at," I grinned.

"Oh that would be awesome," she laughed. "I can't go that long without this gorgeous face."

"You mean mine?" Rose interrupted our near kiss, giving us both a little smirk. "What are you guys all giddy about?"

"Edward's going to ask about going to Florida with me for a month to stay with my mom," she explained happily.

"Hey, I want to go," Emmett whined.

"You should all ask!" Bella exclaimed. "A little kickoff before our senior year, it would be so much fun, Tanya and Rose went with me one year, we had a blast."

"I remember that!" Rose laughed. "Tanya and I were so red for days, stupid sun."

The girls spent the rest of lunch telling us all about their vacation, and our plan was set in motion, I just hoped our parents agreed.

…

"No," my dad said, not even looking up from the newspaper he was reading.

"Come on," I whined. "Dad, it's just a month, and I know the place like the back of my hand, plus we're going to be with Bella's mom, so it's not like we won't be chaperoned or-"

"Edward," he chuckled. "You can't go on your own."

"But-"

"But," he raised his hand to stop my complaint. "Your mom and I will talk about it, and maybe we can take a vacation and go as a family."

"Seriously?" I grinned. "Fuck, you're awesome dad!"

"Watch your mouth," he shook his head before returning to his paper. "And help your mother with the dishes, it'll soften her up."

…

"What did they say? What did they say?" Bella squealed into the phone when I called her the night of the party, my parents had given me their decision tonight. "My mom's all for it, she can't wait to see you again."

"Good, because she'll be seeing a lot of me."

"They said yes?" she shouted excitedly.

"Yes," I chuckled. "We're all going, they miss it, so we're taking a family vacation."

"Yes!" she exclaimed, and I could almost picture her doing her little dance, wiggling her body around on her bed. "Oh baby, I'm so excited."

"I can tell," I chuckled. "Let's just hope everyone else gets permission too, although, I wouldn't mind having you all to myself."

"You will," she sighed. "Even though it'll be fun to have them there, I definitely want to spend some time alone with you, like it was when we first met, the first place we go is to our beach, deal?"

"We have a while to plan, but it's a date pretty girl," I chuckled at her giddiness.

"Speaking of dates," she giggled. "Are you ready to come get me yet? I look absolutely delicious, according to Tanya."

"I'll be right there," I groaned, hanging up as her laughter rang through and rushing to grab my keys.

"Be careful tonight son," My dad said as I was walking out the door. "No drinking."

"I'm driving," I waved my keys at him. "I promise, I'm not stupid."

"Alright, have fun," he chuckled while cocking an eyebrow. "But no too much fun."

"I'll try," I laughed, shouting goodbye before leaving the house.

When I arrived at Bella's house, I noticed her father's cruiser missing in the driveway, so I let myself in, grinning when I heard her singing along to the blaring music in her room.

She shouted along to the pop song as she danced around her room barefoot, obviously looking for her shoes. Her cute little ass was shaking back and forth as she bent over, tons of skin being exposed as the denim skirt rose up her thighs.

I let out a whistle, causing her to almost fall over her feet and glare over at me.

"What the hell Edward?" she shouted, throwing a bag she'd just lifted from the floor at me. "You scared the shit out of me."

"Sorry," I chuckled. "I was enjoying the show."

"I'm sure," she smirked, rolling her eyes. "I just need to find my shoes and we can go, everyone else is already there, the guys picked them up earlier."

"That's fine, I can wait," I said, throwing myself on her bed and waving my hand in the air. "Continue your dance, I quite liked it."

And she did, making me laugh as she over exaggerated her movements, bending low at the waist and wiggling her hips.

"Don't start," she warned when I pulled her towards the bed. "We'll never leave."

"And that's a bad thing?" I chuckled as I kissed the skin at her collarbone and shoulder, left exposed by her one shoulder shirt.

"No, but the group really wanted us to come," she moaned.

"Oh, we can be coming," I teased, running my hand up the back of her thighs and up her skirt.

"Get me drunk enough, and we definitely will be later," she teased back, grabbing my face in her hands and kissing me once, before she broke out of my embrace. "Let's go."

…

When we reached the party, it was a swirl of people, and all too soon, after a quick warning to watch her liquor intake, her girls stole her away from me.

I spent time with Emmett and Jasper, nursing my soda and keeping an eye on Bella as she danced close to Rose and Tanya. My eyes narrowing when Tanya's hands roamed a little too far, but I let it go when they both laughed as Bella slapped her hands away.

A while later into the party, I found myself talking with the rest of the team about our last few upcoming games, and didn't realize how much time had past, until I heard Bella calling my name.

"Edward!" she shouted, pushing her way through the crowd.

"Hi baby," I chuckled as she stumbled towards me.

"Hi," she grinned, throwing her arms around me and giggling.

"How many have you drank?" I said, tilting her face towards mine, laughing as she immediately pursed her lips for a kiss.

"Just one," she answered after I kissed her quickly.

"Liar," I chuckled staring into her glassy eyes.

"Ok, maybe two," she bit her lip, before stretching on her toes to wrap her arms around my neck. "You're tall."

"Yes, I know that," I smirked. Drunk Bella was adorable.

"You're like a tree," she tilted her head.

"A tree?" I chuckled.

"Yea," she nodded, before giggling. "I want to climb you."

"Why are you guys laughing?" Tanya said as she sidled up to us.

"Apparently I'm like a tree and Bella wants to climb me," I smirked.

"Careful, climbing trees gets you splinters," Tanya teased.

"I hate splinters," Bella scrunched up her nose before smirking up at me and cupping my junk. "But I like wood."

"Bella," I groaned through my laughter. Drunk Bella was also handsy.

"Whoa, you guys should get a room," Tanya smirked as she watched Bella wrap herself around me.

"Maybe we will," Bella smirked back, before pressing closer against me.

"Guess his tongue has been doing a good job," Tanya shook her head before taking a sip of her drink. "You're welcome."

"What?" Bella asked confused.

"Oh shit," Tanya gasped as I groaned in embarrassment. "Nothing, sorry, I've been drinking, he didn't ask me for advice on how to go down on you or anything like that..."

"Thanks a lot T, shut up," I grumbled.

"It slipped out," she protested. "I'm sorry, you're the one that asked for it."

"Wait!" Bella exclaimed, staring at her friend with wide eyes. "You're the reason his tongue makes my lady parts smile?"

"Don't make me jealous," Tanya mock glared at her. "And yes, I gave him a few pointers."

"What part of shut up don't you understand?" I teased.

"Holy shit I love you!" Bella shouted.

"I know that baby-," I chuckled before she interrupted me.

"Not you," she waved her hand in my face. "I mean, I do, but I love her! Whatever you told him, thank you, he... it's just, wow!"

"I'm sure," she smirked, before her eyes widened as Bella grabbed her face and kissed her.

Right. On. The. Lips.

I didn't know if I should be jealous, or turned on.

"You're the most awesome friend ever," Bella grinned before patting her cheeks and walking back over to me. "Oh, and you're welcome."

"Did you just? Whaa..?" Tanya stuttered. "Damn it Bella, you can't just do that to a girl!"

"Sorry," my girl giggled, hiding her face in my neck as a blush rose on her face.

"Don't be sorry, do it again," Tanya teased, at least, I hoped she was teasing.

"Why is Bellisima blushing?" Emmett asked as him and Rose walked over to us.

"She just kissed-" I was cut off as Bella's hand slapped over my mouth.

"Nothing, I just blush, you guys know that," Bella bit her lip.

"And now you're biting your lip," Rose narrowed her eyes at her. "What happened?"

"Bella kissed me!" Tanya blurted out excitedly. "Sorry," she smiled sheepishly at Bella. "I have no filter when I drink."

"You have no filter ever," Rose scoffed. "But seriously?"

"She's been wanting it forever, so I just did it," Bella shrugged while giving me a sweet smile. I was glad she didn't want to rat me out and embarrass me, especially since Emmett would get a major kick out of it.

"Be careful Edward," Tanya smirked. "Drunk Bella has some lesbian tendencies, she might just leave you for me one day, you know that saying, drunk actions are sober thoughts."

"Never," I smirked, tilting Bella's face towards mine. "You got a peck, I get this."

Was I mean for rubbing it in, by making out with Bella in front of her? Probably.

But no matter how hot girl on girl may be, Bella was mine.

"Alright we get it," Tanya scoffed behind me. "I'm still probably going to dream about that kiss tonight."

"Dream away," I chuckled. I couldn't fault her for that, Bella's kisses were amazing, no matter how chaste they may be.

Bella seemed to be ignoring the laughter around us, and took to sucking on my neck, her little hand slipping under my shirt to feel the skin of my abs.

"Fuck, baby," I groaned into her ear, stilling her hand as it started making its way towards my buckle.

"Tanya talked about your tongue," she whispered in my ear. "I want it."

"We're uh, going to go guys," I cleared my throat and rolled my eyes at the smirking faces that looked on at us.

"Have fun," Emmett smirked. "Butter that muffin."

"Shut up," Rose chuckled, smacking the back of his head as Bella blushed at his comment.

"Leave, before I try to steal her away," Tanya teased.

"Bye!" Bella shouted happily, dragging me towards the door, I made a show of grabbing her ass as we walked by Mike. The look he gave me, let me know he finally got the hint.

When we reached my car, Bella immediately hopped into the car and told me to drive.

"Where am I going?" I groaned, as she reached over and started rubbing me through my jeans.

"Don't care, just drive," she muttered against the side of my neck, where she was leaving warm, sweet kisses.

"Fuck, Bella you have to stop," I said, stilling her hand on the front of my pants.

"Just pull over," she giggled, wiggling her fingers under mine against the zipper of my jeans.

"Seriously?" I asked, looking over at her.

"Yes, cant wait," she bit her lip.

I pulled over, hiding my car among some trees and laughing as Bella immediately climbed into the back seat.

As soon as I was seated in the back with her, she attacked, straddling my lap and reattaching her lips to my neck.

Apparently drunk Bella, was not only adorable and handsy, she was also horny.

"Fuck," I groaned as she started pulling off my jeans. "Slow down love."

"Ok," she whimpered, as I grasped her hips and rocked her against me.

"What do you want Bella?" I whispered against the side of her face, my nose skimming across her smooth skin.

"You, inside of me," she cried out as my fingers pushed her panties aside and found slick skin.

"We can't baby, you're drunk," I groaned, closing my eyes at the visual of being inside of her. We couldn't, not like this. I had a plan, and I wanted to go through with it.

"I know," she nodded, squirming as I parted her lips, and delved my fingers deeper inside of her. "I know, but I need you to know I'm ready, I want you."

"You'll have me Bella, I promise," I whispered, pressing my lips to hers and groaning when her hands latched into my hair and she pulled me closer.

Before I knew it, her skirt was bunched at her hips and my pants were pulled down, our hands working each other in tandem.

"Bella," I tensed, when the head of my cock brushed against her slick wetness.

"We wont, I just want to feel you," she begged, shifting in my lap to bring our bodies closer together.

"Oh god," I groaned, feeling the warmth as my cock disappeared between her folds, making her jolt as it brushed over her clit.

"Edward," she moaned, as I took over, fisting my dick in my hand and running it between her lips, stopping occasionally to swirl the head around her clit. "Fuck, fuck."

"Good baby?" I asked huskily, nibbling on her ear.

"So good," she moaned, rocking her hips and burying her hands in my hair to keep my lips at her neck. "I can't wait to feel you inside of me."

"Soon, Bella, soon," I promised, moving faster, determined to make her come.

"Oh god… baby," she bit her lip, arching her back and digging her nails into the back of my neck as she let go above me, trembling as she came. Fucking gorgeous.

With the sight of her above me, and my cock glistering from her juices, I couldn't hold it, I groaned her name, hot spurts leaving me and landing all over Bella's thighs and pussy, I didn't think the vision in front of me could have gotten any hotter.

"Gooey," she giggled breathlessly, poking the cum on her thigh and scrunching up her nose.

"Sorry," I chuckled, grabbing a towel from my gym bag and cleaning her up, smirking when she shivered at the feeling of my hand between her thighs. "So that was.. different."

"I liked it," she bit her lip. "Even the last part, it made me feel all badass porn star."

"You can be my badass porn star any time you want," I laughed, pressing my lips against hers.

"Your only," she amended with a small smirk.

"My only," I nodded, moaning when her hands moved between us once again. I loved drunken Bella.

…

The next morning, I sat by the side of her bed after he father let me in, I was glad he trusted me in her room, if only he knew.

I chuckled when I caught sight of her, tangled up in her sheets, her face buried in her pillow, a small pout on her lips that I couldn't help but kiss.

She responded lightly, before groaning and rolling onto her back.

Pushing her hair behind her ear, she startled awake, throwing her hands over her face to block the light from what must be a massive hangover.

"What are you doing?" she croaked, peeking her eye open, before clenching it shut.

"I'm watching you sleep," I chuckled, tucking the rest of her hair back.

"Why?" she grumbled, scooting until she was cuddled into my side and buried her face in my chest.

"I don't know, because you're beautiful," I said, making her scoff. "And it's romantic."

"Stalkers aren't romantic Edward, they're creepy," she giggled, before groaning. "Don't make me laugh."

"I didn't," I chuckled. "You did that yourself, that hangover too, I told you not to drink so much."

"I didn't-" she started to protest.

"You kissed Tanya, and then kind of raped me in front of our entire junior class," I chuckled as the blush bloomed onto her face.

"I didn't!" she groaned. "And shut up, you can't rape the willing!"

"True, I took it like a man," I smirked, making her snort in laughter, before burying her head in my chest again.

"What are you doing here anyway?" she mumbled.

"Your dad let me in," I whispered, kissing her head softly. "He thinks you got sick from being out in the cold all night."

"Is he gone?"

"Yea, why? He was only here for a second and then he had to go back to work," I said.

"Come here," she smiled, beckoning me under her blanket. "I like sleeping with you."

"Me too," I chuckled, lifting the blanket and crawling under, grinning when she curled her bare legs around mine.

"Good," she yawned. "By the way, I want my strip tease when I wake up, you owe me. I probably fulfilled a fantasy for you, I kissed a girl."

"And you liked it," I sang teasingly, earning a smack on the arm.

"Shut up and cuddle me mister!" she demanded, giggling when I immediately smooshed her with my body.

"Yes ma'am," I laughed, wrapping my arms tighter around her as she squirmed. "Anything you want."

And I meant it, even if I had to dress up in my baseball uniform and do a ridiculous dance, I'd do it, for her.

Hehe hoped you liked her thank you to Tanya, most of you actually asked for it. :)

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Next chapter will actually skip forward a bit.. we're moving onto summer now :)

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