Hey sorry i haven't updated in a long time i was really busy. You know those moments. Well i hope you like it! Sorry if i made any mistakes i suck a editing. Oh and by the way i do not own gravitation or any of the characters. I know it is so sad.

Dear Diary,

I haven't written in my diary for a long period of time, because everything has been so busy. I mean I proposed to Shuichi and now we are going to get married in four months. Oh my WORD! 4 Months, I am excited and nervous about the wedding. Hehehehe I almost put weeding. Yes at our weeding we smoke weed .lol Anyway I have decided that I need to lose some weight, I mean all I do is write my "romance" novels or write in this diary. My goal is to now lose this stomach. Yes, you are all thinking, Eiri Yuki doesn't need to lose weight, but I do. You can notice it in some personal places. Hey you naughty diary I meant my stomach because I don't show that to people and my butt is chunky. You know the other day Shuichi was singing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE…. Blah blah the rest of the song. To me that is a sign to get my lazy ass up and start to lose some weight. I still hurts me dearly to know that Shuichi wants me to lose weight tear(and seriously this is a tear.)

Another thing I have to do is to actually start on my novel, because I haven't started it yet. My editor is bound to show up any day asking for the manuscript. Door Bell ring. Editor enters

I muttered under my breath, "Speak of the devil. The super evil devil that wears prada (1)

"Eiri where is the manuscript?"

"Umm, in my…. Brain."

"YOUR WHAT?"

"Umm I meant on my braind (brand) new laptop that fell out of the window, when Shuichi tripped over its cord and made it fly out of the window. Yeah that's what happened."

"Really…..?"

"Yeah, I am not lying, why would I lie. I have it done… I really do. Umm yeah I'm not lying."

"Only someone completely and utterly stupid would buy that crap" Right then Shuichi walked in having heard our conversation.

"Really Yuki, I don't remember tripping over your cord and making it fly out the window. Well I am truly sorry," He ran up and landed in my lap, "Will you ever forgive me. Come on let's make up and have make-up sex (2).

My editor and I just sat there with pure disbelief, well she did I was sort of used to it. After 20 minutes of trying to explain to Shuichi that what I had said was a lie, she gave up and went home screaming, " EIRI YUKI YOU BETTER HAVE THAT MUNSCRIPT DONE IN 2 WEEKS OR YOU WILL END UP DEAD ON THE STREET WITH YOUR STUPID LOVER."

"Thanks for lying to her." I said to Shuichi.

"Why Yuki whatever are you talking about. I just wanted us to makeup from that horrible fight and have make-up sex," Shuichi said innocently.

"Oh really well I guess I must follow your every whim. For I am your Genie and you have just rubbed my lamp."

"Oh really, well lets go my Genie"

"Your wish is my command." I said leaning forward to kiss Shuichi. Well I g2g diary. Ttyl, I can't believe I said ttyl to a diary, that is something Shuichi would do.

"Oh Genie where are you?"

"Coming master."

Dear Diary,

I am here to tell you that I have now officially finished my novel. I mean it is probably crap but I didn't feel like writing so I just wrote down something about this guy that meets another guy in the park and then one of the guy become obsessed with the other guy. Yeah and then they live happily ever after, after they discover how to fix their problems. I don't know where I came up with the idea but it just came to me. Like I said what a crappy story. Like that would ever happen… I mean come on they really can't live happily ever after or maybe they can. Anyway I am getting way off track here. I mean I was staring to tell you that I finished my novel (that is complete crap) and now I have time to exercise. YES exercise! WooWhoooooo! Anyway, I have decided to work out every morning and every night and if I forget to exercise. Guess what? That means that I will take my laptop away. Oh no! I swear to god I will exercise for ever. Hehehhe I know how to get my self motivated yep yep. I do, do, and do. You know what song just popped into my head. Zippty doo da. Zippity day, my oh my, what a wonderful day. Weird! Wait ! Now I have another song stuck in my head from Beatle Juice. Dayo dis a day dis a day dis a daylight comes and a wambo way. Weird! I swear I am turning more and more into Shuichi everyday. Ahhhh now that is truly scary. I mean I love him and all but he is just a little bit too hyper. Lol like I'm not I just hide it from him. I mean I don't like to show my true feelings, only now Shuichi is starting to see the real me. The real me that doesn't care what people think (oh wait I didn't do that when I was the old me). I mean that I am more outgoing than I ever was. You know I think two things have helped me mellow out. My diary and my brother Tatsuha… J/K Shuichi was a major help and I love him so much. I love him so much that I want to scream it to all of Japan… No the whole entire world. I LOVE SHUICHI SHINDOU. Yes I do. Well dinner is ready. Yes dinner is ready and you know what the scary thing is… it is that Shuichi is the one who cooked it. Yep! TOTALLY SCARY! Well got to run. Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go right now. Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta go. Oh my goodness gracious I just sang another song. Oh my goodness gracious, I just said Oh my goodness gracious. Oh my goodness gracious I did it again. Oh my goodness gracious I did it again. Well I really have to go so I will try to stop with the oh my goodness gracious.

Dear Diary,

And I don't have to go right now! Sorry I had to sing that part of the song. You know I would cry if I had to use that medicine stuff just so I could hold my pee in, but then again I am always home so I wouldn't really need it. Lol you know that is something Shuichi should get because it seems like he always has to pee. What a weirdo, but I love him anyways. Well right now I am super bored because you see; Shuichi went to a party, leaving me all alone in this gigantic house to fight off the monsters. AHHH Monsters.! I mean he didn't even ask me if I wanted to go… J/k of course he asked me to go, but I couldn't because I have to watch my Monk-ey of a brother. Lol get it Monk-ey. Hahahha monk-ey. Ohh well I crack myself up.

"You are so retarded and I thought I was stupid. Monk-ey." Tatsuha said,

" Hey! Don't read my journal you freaking ugly little punk of a Monk… Hehehehe that rhymed"

"Who you calling ugly I look exactly like you and hey fool, don't call me a Monk punk or punk of monk or what ever the hell you called me.

"I do not look like you. I have blonde hair and golden eyes and you have black hair and black eyes. I am more beautiful than you are and you are just jealous and by the way it was punk of a monk."

"Yeah, right! Jealous of you, you have to be joking. You know what bro just to let you know you sound like Shuichi. You know if I didn't know better I would have thought you were Shuichi with your stupidity and craziness, but then again you are my cold hearted brother how can you ever be anything different."

"You know Tatsuha if you weren't my brother and I could kill you and the sad thing is that no one will miss you. So shut up little punk of a monk"

"Stop calling me a punk of a monk. That is so stupid. I mean you are a novelist come up with something better."

"You're mamma is so fat that she gained weight after her gastric bypass surgery."

"You are so stupid we have the same mom."

"I know I was telling the truth…" Yuki looked around and spotted Tatsuha on the phone, "TATSUHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Going to tell mom what you said. Oh! What now ugly older brother." He stuck out his tongue.

"OH NO YOU ARE NOT," I said while tackling my brother to the ground. All the sudden some one on the phone said, "Hello?"

"Mom it's msh gdagssj phatsva, mjg," Tatsuha said, but I covered his mouth with my hand.

"Hello? I think you have the wrong number. Good bye." The dial tone came on.

" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Tatsuha screamed.

" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!. What now you punk of a monk." I screamed and pointed at his face.

"I think you need to lose some weight, bro because I can't breathe. No wonder Shuichi is gone at a party, he couldn't stand being cramped inside this humongous house with your fat ass being in it." I glared at Tatsuha before I stood up for a mini second than sat on him with all my force.

"Now get out of my house. NOW!" and then I did something that Shuichi would do. I ran into my bedroom crying and screaming that I was too fat.

I heard Tatsuha mutter something under his breath, "That is something that Shuichi would do."

Then I screamed for him to get the hell out of my house.

Dear Diary,

Shuichi has been pounding on the bedroom doors for days, but I won't let him in. Doesn't he see that I am too fat? I mean look at me I have some much fat on me it is disgusting,

"Eiri Yuki Uesugi, if you don't step out of this room. I am leaving for good."

" Nooooo, Shuichi I love you! Don't leave! It is just that I am too fat for you to like me.

"Eiri, who ever told you, you were fat?"

"Tatsuha, he said that I was fat… tear … I am chubby… tear … Shuichi."

"Of course not. You will never ever be fat in my eyes Yuki; you are the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life." Under his breath I hear him say, "Tatsuha you are going to die a painful death."

"Shuichi, you can come in now." I said.

"Oh Eiri, I love you so much. You can't even imagine. I mean I have never seen you cry over something stupid that your brother… I mean your brother!… said. It is Tatsuha. I mean you know he probably weighs more than you do Eiri and even if you do weigh more. You have more muscle."

"I love you too Shuichi. Come on Shuichi let me work those powerful muscles of mine. HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE. Ttfn journal I have to go lose some weight.

1- This is a movie that is coming up and the lady who is supposed to be really mean. Her name is Miranda and so is mine. So I had to put that in there.

2- It is a song that I got hooked on but I am slowly pulling away from it. lol