I do not own Twilight, or Edward sadly. But he sure does own me. ;)

Please Read A/N at the bottom

EPOV

"Uh, Hi Renee," I said nervously as she opened the door to her house.

"Hi Edward," she greeted me confused. "Bella is still sleeping, do you want me to wake her up?"

"I actually wanted to talk to you, if that's ok?" I ran my hand through my hair.

"Come on in." She waved her hand. "What's on your mind Edward?"

"I was wondering if you could take Bella out today. You know, distract her until I come pick her up later."

"Why? What are you planning?" She narrowed her eyes at me.

"Nothing, I uh.. just." I chuckled nervously.

"Oh." She suddenly clapped her hands together. "Are you doing what I think you're doing?"

"What do you think I'm doing?"

"Having the thing that rhymes with tex," she said in a sing song voice.

"I don't know what you're talking about," I blushed.

"Oh Edward, I'm a mother. I know these things." She tapped her temple.

"Yea but-"

"Oh how are you going to do it? I need to know, since Bella probably won't even tell me she lost her virginity."

"Renee, I don't think I want to be having this conversation with you." I chuckled.

"Oh, you and Bella are both mean." She pouted. "Fine, I'll keep Bella busy so you can plan your devirginization of my daughter."

"Thanks?" I laughed, giving her a questioning glance before standing up from the table.

"Oh wait, Edward. Do you need condoms? I know Bella's on birth control but you can never be too safe," she asked as she opened several drawers. "I know I have some here somewhere."

"Umm, I'm good. Thanks though." I blushed, coughing uncomfortably.

Dear God, now I felt bad for Bella.

"Ok, any other special requests?"

"Is it ok if Bella and I spend the night out? I'll bring her back early morning and we'll be—"

"I know you'll keep her safe Edward, its fine." She smiled softly at me, before giving me a hug. "Thank you for loving my daughter. You've made her so happy."

"She makes me happy too." I smiled, hugging her back. Despite all her craziness, she really loved her daughter. "I'll be by to get her at 8."

"I'll make sure she's all primped and ready," she said with a nod. "Good luck."

"Thanks." I chuckled, nervous once again. I needed all the luck I could get.

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"Jake, damn it. Are you going to help me or not?" I huffed as I stood outside of his house.

"Depends. What am I helping you with? If you would just tell me, I'd be happy to." He smirked, leaning against his porch railing.

"Nosy fucker," I said under my breath. "Fine. I'm setting up something special for my date with Bella tonight. I need your help putting it all together."

"And what makes this date so special?" His smirk grew. The douche knew he just wanted me to say it.

"Whatever. I'll just ask your brother," I said narrowing my eyes at him as he started to laugh.

"I'll help, I'll help." He chuckled, wrapping his arm around me and pretending to wipe a tear. "I can't believe my little boy is becoming a man, I'm so proud of you baby."

"Ass." I laughed, pushing his arm off of me. "Are you really going to help me?"

"Of course man," he said seriously. "I know this is important to you. Plus, I like Bella, so I approve. I just want details after."

"No way," I said, shaking my head as he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"You suck. I've told you all about mine." He actually pouted.

"I never actually asked for details." I chuckled, raising an eyebrow.

"Whatever. You know you lived vicariously through me."

"Ooh big word. Didn't know you even knew what that meant Jake."

"Shut up." He laughed, punching my shoulder. "I'm not stupid."

"Sure." I snorted, earning another punch in the arm.

"Anyway." He rolled his eyes. "Now it's my turn. I've never been in love and had the whole relationship bull shit, so let me live through you. I see the way you look at each other man, I want that one day."

"That was actually kind of sweet." I smirked at him. "Should I be worried? I mean I know you find me attractive but— Ow."

"Shut up and tell me what to do pretty boy." He punched me again.

"Well, I need your truck."

"Ah, that's why you asked for my help. Just using me for my truck." He sighed as he shook his head. "And here I thought I was your best friend."

"Go get your keys." I laughed.

"Look at you, you're finally getting some and you get all demanding and shit." He joked.

I walked away, pulling my list out of my back pocket as I waited by his car.

Tent.

Inflatable Mattress.

Blankets.

Pillows.

Candles.

Yea. I was going over the top, but it was romantic. At least, I hope it was.

"Damn, any more things we need Boy Scout?" Jake asked as he looked over my shoulder at the list. "Oh wait, you forgot condoms. I have some if you want."

Why was everyone reminding me about condoms? I wasn't stupid.

"I'm good, thanks," I grumbled, jumping into the truck once he opened it.

We spent a good portion of the morning buying all of the supplies before driving to the beach to set everything up.

"You must really love this chick." Jake grunted as we carried the tent to sand, right to the spot Bella and I sat at every time we came here.

"I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't." I laughed, dropping the tent to the ground as my phone vibrated in my pocket.

Why is my mom dragging me out shopping saying you told her to? I thought I was spending the day with you today.

Sorry baby, change of plans. I promised Jake I would help him with some stuff.

:(

Don't pout pretty girl, you know I'd rather be spending it with you.

"That's mean man." Jake gave me a sad face as he read the text.

"Go grab the rest of the stuff from the truck." I pushed him away with a laugh.

Fine. Have fun with your little boyfriend. I'll see you later.

Don't be mad. I love you. Buy something pretty for me.

Maybe. I love you too. xo

"Is she mad?" he asked once he returned.

"Probably." I shrugged. "But she'll forgive me once she figures out what I was doing."

"Well then let's get this done so she can love all up on you later." He wiggled his eyebrows.

I laughed but agreed because I definitely wanted her to love up on me later.

Once the tent was set up we went on to blow up the inflatable mattress, laying it in the tent before we covered it in warm blankets and throw pillows, I didn't want us getting cold at night.

"This is fancy man," Jake said, nodding at our job.

At the last minute, Jake had the idea to buy a candleholder that could be hung from the middle of the tent, adding enough light to the area without us having to be worried about something catching fire. We even grabbed a few standing flameless candles to scatter around the tent.

It was going to be perfect. It had to be.

"Nervous?" he asked, sitting next to me on the inflatable bed once we were finished.

"A little bit." I chuckled, taking a deep breath. "Alright, a lot. What if I mess this up and hurt her?"

"Dude it's not like you're going to stab her with your dick." He laughed. "It's going to hurt no matter what, but you love her and you'll be gentle. Just remember to go by her reactions, follow her lead. Oh and make her come first, because she's definitely not going to when you're inside her."

"Thanks." I shook my head with a laugh. "That's actually pretty good advice."

"I can be helpful when I want to be." He shrugged. "But once the whole first time is over, man its on, on top, from behind, standing up, go crazy. Get your freak on."

"And that's the Jake I know," I said grinning at my best friend. He was an asshole, but I'd missed him. "I've missed you man."

"Aww don't get all sentimental on me Edward." He teased before clapping a hand on my shoulder. "But I've missed you too."

My phone interrupted our sappy bromance moment, vibrating in my pocket with a text from Bella.

I miss you.

I miss you too.

Then come steal me away. I'll make it worth your while ;)

Oh I know you would baby, how's 8 sound?

Really? :D

Yes, I'm taking you out.

What if I said I wanted to stay in?

I'm taking you out. It's a surprise. Be ready at 8.

Bossy bossy. lol I'll see you then. Mwah!

After Jake dropped me off I took my time getting ready, waiting out the clock until I could pick up my girl.

My girl. After tonight she'd really be mine.

"Where are you going?" Alice narrowed her eyes at me as I was walking out the door.

"Out with Bella." I shrugged, avoiding her eyes. "I won't be back tonight. Think you can cover for me?"

"Sure, I'll tell them you're staying at Jakes." She nodded before smirking at me. "If you tell me where you're going that you need to spend the night."

"We're spending the night on the beach," I told her honestly.

"Are you?" Her eyes widened before she lowered her voice. "You know.."

"Yes." I chuckled. I loved my sister and I felt close enough to her where I could be honest. "Bella and I are, you knowing."

"Eww, I didn't need to know that." She cringed before giving me a quick hug. "But congratulations."

"Thanks Ali." I grinned before she ran up the stairs, pretending she never saw me or heard anything.

The drive to Bella's house made my palms start to sweat and once I saw her come to the door, her sundress clinging to her body, my entire body started to sweat.

She looked gorgeous, and I told her so.

"Thanks." She blushed, greeting me with a kiss. "Where are we going?"

"It's a surprise." I chuckled, waving at Renee as she gave me a little wink.

"I hate surprises." She grumbled.

"But you love me." I grinned bending to kiss her softly as I helped her into the truck. "So do this for me."

"Oh you think you're so smooth." She smiled against my lips.

"I am," I said, nipping gently at her bottom lip before grabbing the blindfold I hid in between our seats and wrapping it around her eyes.

"Edward!" She complained.

"I can't have you peeking." I laughed, interrupting her whine with another kiss, before moving to my side of the car.

Here we go.

BPOV

"Where the hell are you taking me?" I grumbled as I tripped over yet another rock.

"I told you it was a surprise." He chuckled as he caught me.

"Is the surprise you taking me to the hospital? Because I have a feeling this is where this is leading too."

"Bella, shut up." He laughed.

I did. For about 5 minutes until I tripped again.

"If I slip and sprain an ankle, you're going to be my slave until it's healed. I swear, I'll make you carry me every- Edward what the hell?" I squealed as he lifted me over his shoulder.

"Stop complaining," he said, smacking my ass as he adjusted me on his shoulder.

"I wouldn't be complaining if you hadn't stuck a blindfold on my face and dragged me who knows where. Why couldn't you just tell me?"

"Bella." He sighed.

"What?" I giggled at his annoyance.

"Can you stay quiet for five minutes before I find something to shove in your mouth?" He teased.

"Oh, I'm sure there's something you want to shove in my mouth." I laughed, grunting when he shifted me again.

"I'm walking, don't turn me on." He chuckled.

"Me tripping turns you on." I snorted.

"True. Which is why I decided to carry you, all that stumbling was way too much for me to handle."

"You just like me being helpless so you can be all strong caveman and carry me," I said.

"Oh, you caught me baby." He laughed swinging me off his shoulder.

"Hey!" I protested. "Doesn't mean I didn't like it."

"Nice to know," he said, smirking as he removed my blindfold. "But we're here."

"Where is here?" I blinked at my surrounding. "Is this the beach?"

"Yup." He nodded.

"You jerk!" I laughed as I smacked him. "We come here all the time and we've never had to walk through there."

"I was trying to throw you off." He shrugged before smiling at me. "It worked."

"I thought you were dragging us to a cliff and you were going to throw us off it." I joked.

"Yes, because I want us both to die virgins." He rolled his eyes.

"Speaking of.." I trailed off.

"Of?" He raised an eyebrow.

"You're really going to make me say it?" I said.

"Say What?" He smirked.

I ignored him, turning away to look around.

"Are you trying to seduce me?" I whispered as I noticed the canopy-like tent set up on the sand.

"Is it working?" he whispered, wrapping his arms around me from behind.

"Definitely." I breathed.

"If I asked you to get naked and meet me in there, would you do it?"

"Are you asking?" I giggled.

"No, I'd rather remove your clothing myself," he murmured against the skin of my neck.

"Are we really doing this?" I asked, suddenly nervous.

"Do you not want to? We've been talking about, so I figured-"

"No, Edward, of course I do," I said, putting a finger to his lips to stop the nervous rambling. "It's just.."

"It's actually happening." He finished my sentence, pressing a kiss to my finger before wrapping me tighter in his arms. "I'm nervous too, baby."

"Really?" I asked in disbelief.

"It's not like I've done this before either." He chuckled. "Plus, I'm terrified of being a one-minute man."

"Dork." I laughed, feeling my body relax. "Thank you."

"No problem, you can thank me by faking a few orgasms, boost my ego a bit," he joked as he pressed a kiss to my lips.

"Who says I never faked it with you before?" I teased.

"Oh, that's low." He shook his head. "I don't think I want to do this anymore."

"Edward!" I laughed as he released me and started walking away. "I'm kidding!"

"I know." He chuckled, extending his hand towards me as he nodded his head towards the tent. "Shall we?"

"Sure." I nodded, setting my hand and in his and taking a deep breath.

We were actually doing this.

Don't kill me just yet. Next chapter should post by this weekend.

It will be what you've all been waiting for.

The big bang. ;)

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