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Dear Diary,
HONEY I AM HOME! You know I always hated the Flintstones I always thought they were so stupid, but anyway I am so bored right now. I have officially beaten up my brother. Well actually Shuichi helped too. He held him down and I kicked him in the balls, the face, the balls, and the balls. I don't think he has any balls left that is how hard I kicked him. Hehehehhe, GO ME AND SHUCIHI FOR BEATING UP MY BROTHER. Heheheheh we are so evil. Mwhahahahhaahha. Okay I think I am done being evil. Oh wait one more time. MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!Okay now I am officially done. Hehehehehe I think that I will… Hmmm I don't know what to do. Je ne sais pas ( I don't know in French) hmmm I don't know what to do. Hmmmm. Oh my goodness gracious I need to stop saying hmmmm. Oh my gosh it is so hard to RESIST. MUST RESIST THE HMMMMMMMM. Okay I think I am definitely done hmmmming . OH NO I DID IT AGAIN, but the question is did that count………………………. Oh my gosh I just read my paragraph and I totally sound like Shuichi. Damn you Shuichi and your rubbing off on me. WAIT… NO I AM SORRY SHUICHI I DO NOT DAMN YOU. WAIT YOU AREN'T HERE DAMN YOU!
Shuichi walks in and reads
" Waahhh, Yuki why do you damn me?"
" Because I am acting like you, but it is okay I like acting like you, because I LURVE YOU !" I said talking really fast.
" Lol Yuki you said Lurve. I lurve you too, my darling Eiri" Shuichi said while leaning down and kissing me.
" Well I do so much Shuichi, you don't even know. I mean I thought I could never really act like myself again, but I can . You know it just sort of freaks me out when I start to act more like myself and I blame it on you and it is not right. I mean Shuichi I can't blame you because you have helped me so much. You have helped me be me, just me. I don't need to hide my feelings anymore and I never want to, especially not from you. Shuichi I love you so much!" I said. Then I turned to face him and I gave him the longest kiss ever! Lol I had to say that. I mean I loved him so much. I can't wait till we get married!3 months, 2 weeks,4 days, 6 hours ,22 minutes, and 33 seconds lol. Well bye,bye bye diary. I told you all about my day!
Dear diary,
It is late at night. I am lying in bed watching Shuichi sleep. Sometimes I do this, it is weird to see him so quiet.
" Yuki, you are staring at me again."
" Haha Shuichi how did you know?"
" I have a magical powers mwhahhahaaa," Shuichi waved his hand around and said some magical words, " Bibbty bobity boo."
" Shuichi that is from Cinderella, but really how did you see me."
" Yuki I was watching you of course, as I said I have magical powers.
" Whatever, goodnight Shuichi."
" Night Yuki." I kissed him goodnight then turned off my laptop.
Dear Diary,
LALALALALALA CATSCRATCH! Oh my gosh that song is stuck in my head. I was watching that stupid show. I mean I wasn't really watching it, it just happened to be on when I went to sit down on my leather couch( Hehehehee leather) . I mean it is so stupid, the supposed cats, don't even look like cats. Freaky little cats freaked me out so then I went to turn it… duh…duh ..da !I turned on to Lazytown. That was even creepier I mean this Sportacus guy was freaking wearing spandex and they had creep plastic faces.(1) and then I switched the channel and the doodlebops came on. I mean I was like haunted by all these creepy TV shows. No wonder kids are so messed up look at what they watch. I mean look at Shuichi, he must have watched those shows. No I am just kidding, but still what are these children going to grow up like, watching creepy people with plastic faces and spandex pants. How creepy.
Well anyway I am now watching the news. Yes the news! Something normal for a change. Oh it looks like there had been a plane crash ,Speaking of planes. OH my gosh I hate them, they are so creepy. How the hell does a hunk of metal fly in the air. Creepy . I guess planes, plastic faces, and spandex are creeping me out today. Shuichi walks in with a plastic mask, spandex pants, and airplane wings.
" AHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME !"
" YUKI, WHAT IS WRONG?"
" YOU, YOU CRAZY PERSON. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?"
" I wanted to be like that Sportacus guy and be a super hero. Duh duh duh Super Shuichi to the rescue!"
" Then what is up with the wings?" I gave him a questioning look.
" I couldn't find a cape so I thought these airplane wings would work."
" Where did you even find those hideous things,"
" In your closet of course, Yuki"
" My closet, why would that stuff be in my closet," I thought about it for a second, " Tatsuha!"
" Tatsuha, why would Tatsuha put this stuff in your closet?"
" I don't know, but I have a feeling he did, Shuichi can I see those airplane wings."
" Yeah sure , Yuki."
Sure enough, underneath the wing was a note.
Dear Aniki,
I just wanted to give you these gifts. The mask is to hide your ugly face so people don't know that it is really you when you go to the gym to lose your 500lbs, the spandex pants are when you lose those 500 lbs, maybe you can actually fit in to them, and the airplane wings are for you to fly away from Japan to place that no one would notice you and your 500 lbs, but I don't know if the wings could carry you, so you might want to jump off your balcony and test them out .
Your skinny, more handsome, punk of a monk, brother,
Tatsuha Uesugi
P.s. if you didn't get the picture, I am telling you to lose some weight. Wait, not some weight ,like all of that weight you put on.
" TATSUHA I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
The thing is I didn't know was that Tatsuha was waiting outside my door, waiting to here my reaction.
" Hehehehe, the war is on big brother. Bring it on." and inside my study I was saying the exact thing, except I said little brother.
Dear diary ,
The war is on and my little brother is going down! Yes my cute little brother that use to follow my every move, like a little puppy. Oh my little brother is so going down, but first I need to come up with an idea.
" Maybe you could.. Like take his underwear and put it on his head… yeah that would awesome…and then you could call him underwear head… yeah." Shuichi said.
" Ummm, I don't know about that one, Shuichi I need something better." I said trying not to be mean.
" Maybe you get a bird and train it to poop on people's heads and then make it poop on Tatsuha's head and call him bird poop head." He said with a look on his face that said ' I am Shuichi Shindou and I can come up with the best ideas'.
" Umm Shuichi… let me say this I don't think it would work.
" Or maybe you can get Ryuichi could go walk up to him and be like ' Tatsuha Uesugi, right?' and then Tatsuha would be drooling and be like 'yes' and the Ryuichi would be like 'umm I was wondering…' and then Tatsuha would be like 'yes, yes' and the Ryuichi would say ' ummm I wondering if I could have your brother's autograph' and Tatsuha would be so mad at you."
" You know that is a pretty good idea. Hehehehe I have my plan and it is good."
I took all of Tatsuha's underwear and then I taped it on the front of his apartment, but first I put yellow dye on the front of them and then I wrote a sign that said, " Tatsuha it looks like you peed you pants again just like when you were 5. I AM GOING TO GO TELL OUR MOTHER. After all the time she took to potty train you." and then I did Shuichi's idea. Heheheheh I am so awesome.
" Eiri! I HATE YOU SO MUCH"
" What was that Tatsuha?"
" I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I AM GOING TO GET YOU BACK ANIKI AND WHEN I DO IT WILL BE,WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT AND… I DON'T KNOW… BUT YOU ARE GOING DOWN BIG BROTHER…DOWN, SO DOWN.. YOU WILL GO TO HELL. I HATE YOU… YOU JERK!"
" Whatever Tatsuha, go home and wash your underwear."
" I hate you!"
" Bye Tatsuha." Eiri Yuki 1 and Tatsuha 0. Hahaha go me.
Dear Diary,
The score is one to one. I know officially hate my brother. You know I have wrote officially a lot maybe I am in an officially mode, but anyway I hate him. Somehow he managed to pull this one over me. GRRRRR I HATE HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID! WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID. He somehow got a hold of my dairy and posted it on the internet. Now all these people are reading what I wrote. Also he somehow managed to put " I am gay" on the back of my head and then he called my dad saying that I finally wanted to be a monk. Wow my stupid little brother is actually pretty smart. Well I g2g come up with some more ideas. Until next time.
1. I have a little brother and sister so I watch those stupid shows and I agree with Eiri, I mean no wonder kids today are messed up look at what they watch.