Hey hey hey,i hope you like this ch. well i don't own gravi or harrypotter and thanks for the wonderful reviews!
Dear diary,
I am very bored and I thought that since Shuichi is gone, looking for his wedding gown/tux thing and Tatsuha is in Kyoto, sick with a very bad virus, I thought that I should write another 100 things that Shuichi doesn't know about me.
100- I love to act like a girl when no one is around.
99- I put nail polish on my toes and fingers and then right before Shuichi gets home I take it off.
98-I wish I had a clapper. Clap on….clap off.
97-I am a big cheapo I just never show it.
96- I just said ninety-six-o.
95- I like vampires!
94- I pretend to act like Hermione Granger when I want to have magical powers.
93- I hate Ron Weasley.
92- I masturbate 25 time a day.
91- I love when the number repeat themselves like 11:11. Hehehehe.
90- One time when I was pretending to be Hermione Granger I accidentally shot Dumbledore in the balls and then he died.
89-I like the word mumbo jumbo!
88- I buy Chicken Soup for the Gay Soul. ( I wrote it , of course)
87- I secretly dance to Kelly Clarkson.
86- I like to pretend to be Goth.
85- My future dream is to be a beaded - haired hippie werewolf.
84- Back in the day , man, I was major hippie, man!
83- Hey look I am down to 83! DANCES
82- I play on Shuichi's ddr in my spare time.
81- Speaking spares I am secretly awesome at bowling.
80-I get wedgies all the time.
79- I want to dance like Shakira ( I am secretly practicing)
78- I can pop my but.( oh whatever those young people say)
77- I also want to dance like Shuichi.
76- I am crazy like a fox!
75- I love angels! I have a collection of them.
74- Mika is secretly a lesbian and loves incest, especially with Tatsuha ! ( shh don't tell anyone)
73- I LOVE THE WALL!
72- Sometime I hump it.( pretending it is Shuichi of course)
71- I love to try on Shuichi's thong.
70- One time when I was little I walked out in nothing but a thong at a family barbeque.
69- I have seen Touma in a thong ( nasty sight)
68- I have also seen Shuichi in a thong ( hot, sexy, and delicious sight)
67- I copy and paste other peoples work and edit to make it mine when I am out of inspiration.
66- omg 6/6/6, by the way I Haven't seen that movie.
65-I have a retainer.
64- One time I had sex on a unicycle and ended up with a broken spleen.
63- Tohma takes pills to make his dick get bigger.
62- I don't need anything ehheheheheh!
61- Mika was once 500lbs and had liposuction to get rid of her weight.
60-I play kh2 in my spare time.
59-I like to read gravi remix!
58-My Ringtone for my phone is " I am to sexy from shirt".
57- I have only been uke in our relationship 5 times.
56- K comes to our door all the time and asks for food because he ate all his.
55- I use to have 5 million pimples on my face. I was such a geek.
54- I love the cereal smores I have a secret stash in my desk.
53- In my desk I have a vibrator that is the exact same size of Shuichi and I use it sometimes.
52- I secretly feed Shuichi, so I can fatten him up.
51- I sometimes wear bras that I stole from Mika.
50 - I rp with some random people.
49- I want to go to Arkansas!
48- I love my penis!
47- I love Shuichi's penis too.
46- One time when I was 8 I found sex tapes of my parents.
45- I started masturbating at 5.
44- I love the show Charmed.
43- I have a shoe fetish. I know every brand there is.
42- Feet turn me on.
41- I want to visit Anne Rice's home.
40- One time I got the courage to sneak in.
39- I masturbate to the song Welcome to my Romance.
38- I wear dresses in my spare time.
37- I think for our wedding I might wear a wedding dress.
36- I have a special set of brushes that no one can touch.
35- I LOVE BADGERS !
34- I sometimes go to my dad's house and tell him I want to become a monk and then he says " really" and I say " no".
33- I want to dye my hair purple.
32- I like shoot arrows at pictures of Touma.
31- I secretly like Touma, but I don't show it.
30- I want to go to Africa and ride a camel.
29- I love how Shuichi walks.
28- I watch anime and no one knows about it.
27- I one time shaved my pubic hair.
26-I wish I had magical powers and I was super special.
25- I find superman hot, but not as hot as Shuichi.
24- I am in love with candles. I have a closet full of them.
23- I have lucky pair of underwear that I never wash.
22- I want to pierce my belly button or maybe my tongue.
21- I am always tired.
20- I sometimes pms even though I am a man.
19- I use to cry over stupid things and sometimes I still do.
18- Secretly I envy my brother.
17- I think my sister is cool, but I will never tell her that.
16- I used to be Goth when I was younger.
15- I knew I was gay since I was 15. I just refused to admit it to myself.
14- I haven't washed the clothes that I wore when I first met Shuichi.
13- My middle name is Shika.
12- I want to do the chicken dance right now.
11- I drool when I am sleeping.
10- Je suis un espion ( I am a spy) I secretly pretend I am a spy, and spy on Shuichi, like when he is getting ready.
9- I hate pooping.
8- I don't fart around Shuichi.
7- Shuichi at my smores cereal the other day and I got so mad and turned on.
6- 666 mwhahhaahhahahaha.
5- I watch sponge bob in my spare time. Ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
4- I want to see Shuichi wear spandex ( Hehehehe)
3- I have Barbie dolls that I fix their hair.
2- I also have a Shuichi doll that I dress up everyday in what Shuichi is really wearing.
1- When I am super embarrassed my cheeks turn super red and I have to run into the bathroom.
There are my 100 things that Shuichi doesn't know( again) hehehheehheehehehehehe. Well I am tired good night. Ttyl ttfn.
just to let you know eiri yuki's personality in the fic is exactly like mine, mwahhahahahahahah except i don't obsess over shuichi, lol!
