Dear Diary,
Today was horrible, it seemed to last forever and it was so hard to get any work done with weird people coming up to me, Shuichi dancing, strawberry shortcake cravings, Touma talking to me, nose pickings, and so much more stuff that happened today, okay I lied it wasn't that bad.
This is what happened….
Leaving the house with my laptop in my little briefcase/ handbag/ thing on my shoulder, a bagel in one hand, and a big cup of coffee in the other, I felt extremely tired. Yawning I said to Shuichi in the elevator, " Shuichi couldn't I have just wore a red cape and had a slogan along the lines of ' Don't fear Eiri Yuki is here', then wearing this outfit, if that is what you could call it. I mean Shuichi I can barely breathe in these pants. I fear that when I go to sit down I will rip my pants."
" Eiri, I know that you probably don't know this because you are never really up in the mornings, but I am a very cranky person in the morning. So don't talk to me about your clothes boyfriend because look at what the hell I am wearing. Now shut up, okay?" Shuichi basically screamed in my face. Jeez obviously Shuichi was so not a morning person, " Yuki I am sorry I love you." But we all know that he has a split personality. My oh my I never knew I had such a cranky lover.
Walking out of the elevator to my 'precious' car. I opened the door and put the keys in the ignition. Pulling out of the garage I asked Shuichi, " Hey sexy thang do you want to listen to some tunes," Shuichi just looked at me with an annoyed look, " Oh maybe I should say it like this. Yo homie g dawg do you wanna listen to some music. Peace OUUT "
" Yuki I am amazed how you can say that I am the one who is totally weird and crazy and not laugh. I mean you just said ' Yo homie g dawg'." Shuichi said looking at me with questioning look.
" Well I am sorry I wanted to make you laugh, because you are extremely crabby in the morning. You know you almost sound like me."
" Well Yuki you almost sound… not like me. I mean I would never say ' Yo homie g dawg'," Shuichi said with a smile that lit up his eyes and warmed my heart.
" Well at least you are talking to me, before you were biting my head,"
" Hhaahhahaha, Yuki you would know when I bit your head off." Shuichi winked at me.
" You are a gross, disgusting, little pink haired man." I said laughing. After a few more minutes of talking about completely useless things ( in other words I forgot what we said) we pulled into the Ng parking lot.
" Hehehe, Yuki are you ready ?"
" Heck yes I am! Duh duh duh Eiri Uesugi is ready!" I said with enthusiasm in my voice
" Yay!" Shuichi said while laughing, then he turned and gave me a kiss.
" What was that for?" I asked.
" Oh because I love you and I especially love when you act like a normal human being and actually smile." He looked at me with love in his eyes.
" You know Shuichi if you kiss me every time I am happy , I think I might just have to be more like a 'normal'human being more often."
" Deal, Eiri Uesugi," he said offering me a hand to shake.
" Hahah, come on Shuichi let's go show everyone our new style."
" Man oh man are they going to be shocked!"
" Yeah I bet you, they will be." I grabbed Shuichi hand and we walked into the building.
In Ng
" Hiro can I ask you a question?"
" Yeah you just did. Lol, of course you can Suguru." Hiro smiled at Suguru.
" Umm who the heck our those guys?" Suguru said pointing to the couple that had just cam around the corner, and were now walking towards the studio.
" Umm I think that is Shuichi and Yuki."
" No, that can't be them. What the hell are they wearing. If it is them, they like totally switched personal style."
" Yeah Suguru I really do think that is them."
" Yes it is I, the great Eiri Yuki and my minion Shuichi Shindou." I said obviously scaring the crap out of the two band members because they jumped about 5 ft in the air.
" What the hell happened to you guys?" Hiro asked since he had recovered quicker than Suguru had.
" We decided to switch or clothing and hair. It was like a bet thing." Shuichi said trying to explain why they had come dressed like this.
" Oh, yeah that explains it." Hiro said with a knowing look. All of the sudden Sakano walked in and started screaming.
" My oh my Shuichi you have gotten taller." Sakano said, obviously not catching on that I was just dresses up like Shuichi.
" All the more to reach higher places, my producer." I said pretending that I was in the fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood".
" And you have gotten more muscular," he said
" All the more to…" I was cut off by K the crazy manager, who usually barged into my house the days that Shuichi was running late, due to some very unspeakable things.
" Sakano, for crying out loud that is not Shuichi. It is a Yuki in very tight clothing trying to be Shuichi."
" Oh my gosh, how could I be so stupid. I let down my band, I couldn't tell the real Shuichi from the fake Shuichi. What if some crazy stalker person kidnapped Shuichi then took over his place and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference and that person killed me," Sakano spun around the room in a crazy tornado. Finally after 5 minutes of yelling and screaming he finally stopped.
" Shuichi I feel sorry for you ." I whispered in his ear.
" Why?"
" Because Shuichi you have a crazy band with psychotic people in it. I mean I thought you were bad, but whoa was I wrong." I said pulling Shuichi into a hug.
A couple hours later
Watching Shuichi dance was like my first cigarette, even thought after my first breathe I hacked up a lung I couldn't stop. I was addicted to cigarettes just like I was addicted to the way he danced. I was trying to concentrate on my story, but it just didn't seem to work. Shuichi was just to hot, I don't know how but he was. Shuichi was wearing this ugly sweater that even my grandpa wouldn't wear it was so bad and his hair was a mess. I mean he looked so bad I just couldn't help but laugh every time I looked at him , but for some reason I found my self attracted to him as he shook those slender hips and that cute little ass. I was basically drooling and I couldn't stop. All Shuichi had to do was shake that ass and I could just feel myself melt.
" Yuki are you okay, you seem kind of dazed." Shuichi said sticking his face in front of mine shaking me out of my thoughts.
" Oh yeah I am fine. I am just craving for a…. strawberry shortcake. Mmmm with all there strawberry goodness I just want to eat one." I said with a stupid look on my face, for sure.
"Umm… Okay Yuki I will go with you to the vending machine to get one. I was planning on go getting a water anyways." Shuichi offered his hand to me. Taking his hand, I said, " You know Shuichi I love you, you know that right?"
" Of course I do, but Yuki it always makes me feel ten times better when you do."
" Yeah, the same when you say that to me." I leaned in and kissed Shuichi on the lips. It was a short little kiss, but it was full of emotion.
" Yuki I can't wait till we get married."
" Me too," I kissed him again and then whispered in his ear, " Me too. I love you Shuichi Shindou!"
" I love you Eiri Uesugi." and then we walked to the vending machine.
I will be back. I don't know why I am telling you this. I mean you are a diary. Lol well I have to go eat dinner and then I will tell you the rest.
Touma's office
After Shuichi and I walked back from the vending machines, Touma had called K and told me to meet up with him. So I did the only thing possible I went up to his office, but first I took the longest smoke ever. When I walked into his office , his face practically fell off.
" Eiri, is that you?"
" Why of course it is. I take it you don't like my new hairstyle and clothes."
" No it is fine, but I think I just died of shock."
" Should I call the ambulance I don't want you to have a heart attack, old man."
" You know I will pretend that I didn't hear that old man remark and go on with our conversation. You know Shuichi told me about the change, but I didn't expect it when you walked in the door. Are you sure you are feeling alright, your hair is pink."
" Well Touma if every time I walk into the door with a new hairstyle almost gives you a heart attack, then maybe I should do it more often."
" Oh that breaks my heart, Eiri" Touma said with a tear coming down his face.
" I know that is why I said it," I looked at him and noticed the tear, " Hahahha Touma I am just kidding, you know that right"
" Of course. Hhahahaha I gotcha, you feel for it. I always knew if I learned how to fake cry, it would be useful." he said with a genuine smile.
" Oh you sly little bastard." I said punching him in the shoulder.
" Oh look who is talking,"
" Shut up, well Touma I must be going. I had a nice time talking to you." I said .
" I did too, you know Eiri this is the first time that I have seen you smile and talk to me like that. It is a pleasant change."
" I know and I like it. See you later Seguchi." I waved goodbye as I walked out of the door.
Studio
" Ewww that is so gross, Suguru that is what a 3rd grader does." Shuichi said with a look with disgust in his eyes.
" What did he do?" I asked obviously scaring the band again because they jumped 5 ft in the air.
" He did something so gross, something so disgusting that it is unspeakable… well not really but it is pretty gross."
" What did he do?" I asked anxiously.
" He… He picked… his nose. Isn't that gross?" Shuichi waited for everyone to say something, but it seemed that only Suguru and I were paying attention."
" Shuichi you are such a hypocrite, I mean you do the exact same thing when you think you are alone. I have seen you." Suguru gave me a silent 'thank you'
" I do not!" Shuichi screamed.
" Do too!" I screamed back.
" Hey you two retards take it outside." K pointed the gun at our heads. I grabbed Shuichi's hand and ran outside. Shuichi seemed to give me the cold shoulder.
" Are you mad at me," I asked.
" Yes, you embarrassed me."
" You embarrassed Suguru, I just did the exact same thing that you were doing to him."
" It is not the same."
" Yes it is, admit it. You know now we are even for the Macarena thing." I stuck my finger in his face.
" What ever, Yuki. You know you make me so angry sometimes, but I can't stay mad at you for long and it down right pisses me off. Also, I kinda see your point."
" The same goes for me, baby. I think it is because I love ya no matter what, sweetie pie."
" Yuki what is it today with your bad impersonations of people." Shuichi laughed at me.
" I don't know I just wanted to make you laugh, because it is so fun to do."
" What ever, Yuki. Let's head back in it is sort of getting hot out here."
" It's me, isn't it. I make you hot don't I?" I fanned him off.
" Yeaaaaaaaaaah, it is totally you, babe. You know what song that reminds me of?"
" No, do I want to know?"
"It is not bad. It reminds me of that song that goes, 'I got you babe..blah blah blah."
Laughing at him I said, " Shuichi for a singer that was downright horrible,"
" Hey, that was mean. You know I would like to see you try."
" Nah, I would rather listen to you sing it."
" You are such a… I don't know what you are, but you are something,"
" Unbelievably handsome, extremely intelligent, witty, and the greatest person in the world."
" Umm… I don' t think any of those things, were it. Sorry try again."
" Oh, just come on. If we are late you're crazy manager will kill us and I don't know about you but I would like to live a long joyful life." I pulled Shuichi into the building.
" Well I guess I have no choice,"
" Do you ever?" I asked him with a hint of a smile on my face.
" No," He laughed, " because I love you."
" I love you too, Shuichi." We walked into the studio again.
Typing for a couple of a hours, undistracted it felt like I was in my office at home. I was finally getting some work done and nothing was going to distract me from getting it done. Just like my saying, ' A novelist has to do, what a novelist has to do'. Well actually I took it from Tommy off of that tv show the " Rugrats". I just replaced the word baby with novelist. Aren't I a genius? Yes siree I am. Well anyways I was typing and all the sudden I heard someone approach me. Thinking it was Shuichi said, " What the hell do you want, brat," Looking up I saw a woman, " Oh I am sorry I thought you were someone else."
" Well I was wondering, ifyouwereEiriYukithenovelist?" she said the last part really fast, but I understood what she meant, after all I have been living with Shuichi for what a couple years now I was even getting married to him in less than two months. Oh my god I AM GETTING MARRIED TO SHUICHI IN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS. Totally forgetting about the lady I ran to go get Shuichi.
" Shuichi!" I startled him out of the song that he was singing.
" What, Yuki, what is the matter?" he had a worried look on his face.
" Shuichi, we are getting married in less than two months and we haven't even planned anything. Come on Shuichi, let's go."
" Wait, Yuki were are we going."
" To go plan for our wedding."
" Yuki I don't think that is such a good idea." K said pointing the gun at my head .
" No, I don't think that is a good idea. If you kill me, or even attempt to shoot me, Touma will hurt you . So don't mess with me."
" Okay I declare that bad luck can have three days of vacation." K said, knowing what Touma would do if he even pointed the gun at me.
" Yay, vacation!" Shuichi screamed. Hiro and Suguru looked at each other and then smiled.
" Hey Suguru, do you need a ride home?"
" Yeah I do. Thanks Hiroishi."
" I told you, just call me Hiro."
" Oh, right Hiro. Thank you." After Bad luck's members had finally seemed to get moving along, did we finally leave for home.
" Let's go home." Shuichi said to me with a yawn.
" Let's " I said and then we went home with smiles on her face.
Well that was my day, it wasn't that bad, but it was pretty crazy. Right now I am so tired I could sleep for 5 days. Well I can't really I have to plan my wedding with Shuichi in a few. So I have to say goodbye. Bye diary. Yawn