Happy 4th of July to all you people who celebrate it. Well here is my story. I don't own gravitation.

Dear Diary,

I am feeling so much better, Shuichi and I have figured out what we are going to do for our wedding. I will tell you later diary because I something to tell you. I found myself addicted to something so stupid you wouldn't even believe it. I mean I don't get addicted easily… juts my usual addictions and I am good. Such as : cigarettes, Shuichi, strawberry shortcakes, taco pasta … okay maybe I do get addicted easily, but this time I got addicted to a slip and slide. Yes I know Eiri Uesugi is addicted to a slip and slide. It all happened this morning. The room spins then it goes to my flashback Okay so this is what happened.

"Eiri!" Shuichi jumped on me. You know I thought he wasn't a morning person.

"Hnn," I pushed my head deeper into the pillows.

" Eiri, come on I want to show you something." he jumped on me some more.

" Can't you show me later." I had pulled two all nighters in a row to finish my stupid story… okay maybe it is not stupid , but it took me forever.

" No, Eiri get up!" He screamed at me, then he said, " Eiri don't make me do it."

" Do what?" I asked.

" Tickle you," he started tickling me under my armpits and then on my feet.

" Shuichi I am extremely tired can't I do it later."

" No!" He pouted. I hated that pout, because when ever he did that evil pout I felt my self follow his every whim.

" Fine, give me twenty minutes." Shuichi smiled.

" Okay, put on your bathing suit." I was about to ask 'why', but the brat was already out the door. I then got up took out my retainer( yes I have retainer. How do you think I got my perfect white teeth.), brushed my teeth, and then I searched for my bathing suit for about ten minutes. ( it was at the bottom of my drawer… drawer is a weird word. It looks like draw-er hm…anyway it was at the bottom of my drawer because I never swim.) Then I met Shuichi outside in my backyard (a/n Yuki now has a backyard because he moved into a new house a year ago. Yes that explains it.) He was standing by this thing.

" What the hell is that?" I asked him.

" It is a slip and slide, Yuki. You haven't seen the commercials ?" I walked over too the 'slip and slide' and looked at the warning. It said ' people over 152 cm and 110 lbs can not go on this. It may cause spine, and other injuries'.

" Umm well I guess we can't go on it. Wait you can… but I can't,sorry." Not! I thought in my head.

" Yuki it is just a warning. Who listens to warnings anyways?" He asked .

" Everyone, especially me."

" Awww, come Yuki." He called me Yuki that mean that pouting face was coming up.

" Once, but if I get hurt I will blame you."

" Fine." He smiled then turned on the water. I saw him run and then basically dive into that thing.

" Your turn Eiri," he smiled. I didn't answer I just thought ' HELL NO. I AM NOT GOING ON THAT THING! I AM 24 AND A HALF YEARS OLD'. Shuichi looked at me, he was getting ready to do the pouty face. So I went for it. I was scared to death, but when I landed in the end of that thing I realized something; I was addicted.

Dear diary,

Hehehehehehee I got Tatsuha back for sticking me with Touma. You want to know how? Well I will tell you my favorite diary. Okay so it started this morning. I figured that since father had left to go something ' monkish' , Tatsuha was probably doing something stupid. So I grabbed my video camera and got on the next bullet train to Kyoto. Hehehehe man oh man was I right, Tatsuha was doing something stupid and it was hilarious. Okay… okay this is what happened. A few hours later I snuck up to Tatsuha's door that was slightly cracked and looked in. Oh my word I almost burst out laughing. Tatsuha was singing and dancing to an American song called " Milkshake". Oh my god it was hilarious. Tatsuha was rubbing his nipples and was singing, " My milkshake brings all the Ryus to the yard and there like it's better than yours…" I was trying so hard not to laugh. I continued to watch ,as I saw Tatsuha walk over to the stereo and switched the song. He then turned to the poster of Ryuichi and started singing, " I WANNA LLLICK YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES AND I WANNA BOOM TO THE BED DDDDOWN TO THE FLOOR," and then all the sudden he started licking the poster. He started from the head and worked his way to the toes stopping at Ryuichi's crotch. Oh my god I almost lost all my composure and came so close to laughing. Then all the sudden Ryuichi came out from the bathroom, that was connected to Tatsuha's bedroom, and asked, " Tatsuha are you having fun?" I couldn't help myself I started laughing. I mean really laughing. I was basically shaking the whole house with my laughter and then Tatsuha came out and said, " Eiri?" He looked like he was going to pummel me into the ground (hehehe pummel is a weird word too and yes it is a word.) I ran like hell with my evidence in hand.

When I got home I locked all the doors and hid in my bathroom, knowing that Tatsuha was going to come after me. Time seemed to be as slow as molasses because it was like in there for like for twenty hours( omg I need to stop saying like) before like I heard like a yell like of " Yuki" like from Shuichi.( Ahhhh to many likes)

" I am like in the bathroom, Shuichi. Is like anyone here?" I asked wondering if my brother had gotten a way in from Shuichi.

" Yeah, your brother, why? What is up with the likes?" Dammit I thought.

" Tell him to get the hell out." yes I didn't use like.

" Why?"

" Because I missed you," I basically hears Shuichi's eyes widen. Yes it had worked.

" Oh.. Okay Yuki. I will get him out." I heard Shuichi kick Tatsuha out with a loud thunk. Tatsuha screamed, " Shuichi let me in, I need to hurt my brother."

" Is he gone ?" I asked.

" Yeah." I unlocked the door and was glomped by a lustful Shuichi.

" Wait.. Shuichi I will do that later. I need to show you this." I showed him the video and he started laughing.

" We so need to post this on the internet. It should be called ' Eiri Yuki's horny little brother'. Oh and then we should show everyone at Ng."

" Go ahead, anything to get back at my annoying little brother." Shuichi was already out the door, " Wait, Shuichi what about tonight?"

" Later Eiri. I love you."

" I love you too," Shuichi was already out the door. Hehehe the score was now two to two, but I was going to beat my little pain in the ass brother.

P.S. I officially hate slip and slides. I woke up this morning and I was in so much pain. My neck, arms, and legs hurt from that stupid thing. Maybe I shouldn't have gone on it 20 times in a row. I will never go on that thing again. Okay maybe I will, but not until I feel better.

Dear Diary,

I have found something completely disgusting and arousing at the time. I mean, who the hell came up with this crap. Okay I know you have no idea what I am talking about, but I found pictures. Pictures of what, you ask? Well I will tell you. I found pictures of Shuichi and I having sex and no it is not like they are real pictures, from like a camera. No, they are drawn pictures, which makes it even more disgusting. Oh and the thing is there just isn't 'pictures' of Shuichi and me, there are pictures of K and Hiro and other people. It is creepy. I was looking for that video Tatsuha on the internet and I find these. Sort of creepy to know that people draw these things of us. Yep that is officially creepy. So I did the only thing I could do ( not really) I called Shuichi.

" Shuichi, come here!" I screamed.

" What? I am in the shower."

" I want to show you something."

" Well let me finish my shower."

" Okay." I went back to looking at those things, called Gravitation remix. What a weird name. Anyways I was looking at them for about five minutes when Shuichi walked in.

" What Eiri?"

" I wanted to show you this ." I turned my laptop slightly so he could see what was on my computer scream.

" Why did you want to show me gay porn?" He looked at me with a weird look on his face.

" Shuichi it is not just gay porn. It is gay porn of us."I pointed to me on the screen.

" Oh," Shuichi blushed, " Where did you find this?"

" I don't know I just came across it." I shrugged my shoulders," You know Shuichi I am sort of getting turned on my by this." Shuichi blushed even more.

" Me too I guess." He then crawled into my lap and started to kiss me . I started to lift up his shirt when I heard the doorbell ring. I stopped and looked out of my study door.

" Do we have to get it?" Shuichi asked.

" No," but as soon as I said it, Shuichi's cell phone started to ring.

" Fine, I give up," Shuichi threw is hands in the air and then got up and opened the door. I heard him say. " Suguru?" and then loud sobs. I went out of my study and I saw Suguru sitting on my leather couch with Shuichi.

" What's a matter?" Shuichi asked.

" Nothing… I shouldn't have come here." Suguru pulled himself off if the couch and was walking towards the door. I stopped him, " Whoa there buddy, you had to have come here for a reason. So spit it out."

" I am so stupid. I don't even know why I came here. I thought that since Shuichi was best friends with him that he would know how to… oh I don't know. I am such a fool." Suguru mumbled on and stuck his head in his arms.

" Are you talking about Hiro?" Shuichi asked. Suguru blushed.

" I'll take that as a yes," I said to Suguru and then I turned to Shuichi, " Hey I am going to take a shower.

" Okay, Eiri."

" I'll be in the bedroom after that. So if you need me I will be there." Shuichi nodded and I

basically ran to the shower. Hehehe so then when I was done I could listen to their little ' boy talk'.

Dear diary,

Today I was caught doing something that I promised myself I would never get caught doing. I don't know if that makes any sense, but it does to me. Anyway, I was caught….. Duh duh duh…. I was caught… diary are you getting mad at me for not telling you… yes I know you are a diary, but hey I am entertaining myself… anyway I was caught singing in the shower. Usually I close the door and take a shower when Shuichi isn't there, because I have a problem. Yes, that problem is that I sing in the shower no matter what song it is. I could sing zippity doo da zippity day, for all I care. Well today I was singing a bad luck song " Welcome to my romance" and I was sort of dancing to it. I thought Shuichi was gone, so I didn't have to worry about him walking in on me. So I was singing…. La la la… and I probably must have been to busy singing that I didn't hear the door open. So here I was singing Welcome to my Romance in the shower and dancing to it dirty style. Well I go to get out of the shower and I see Shuichi standing there video camera in hand.(I mean I love the video camera, but all it seems to do is bring torture to everyone who is being taped. ) So I did what I thought was reasonable I ran after Shuichi and of course I didn't have a towel on.

" Shuichi Shindou give me back that video camera," I was chasing him around the house.

" That's it Yuki baby. Come get me," Shuichi was basically taping me run around the house screaming 'give me back that video camera'.

" Shuichi, you don't want me to get you because when I do, you are going down."

" Well then I have to wait till you take me down, baby."

" Oh that is it Shuichi. I am so going to kill you when I get my hands on you," I made attempt to knock him down, but all I did was get the wind knocked out of me.

"Nice ass shot , baby" Shuichi said while laughing.

" Oh I swear to god Shuichi I am going to hurt you," I was having fun but I wouldn't let Shuichi know it so. I stayed on the ground for a little bit because I knew Shuichi was going to come by me.

" That's it baby. Get all worked up. Come and get me." Shuichi shook his ass in my face.

"That's it ," I grabbed Shuichi's leg, but he pulled away.

" Oh yeah baby, try to make a grab at me." Okay I was going to get him. I pushed myself up and ran like hell. I wasn't a track star for nothing. When I reached Shuichi I grabbed him and then basically jumped on him.

" Eiri get off of me." He pouted.

" No you are going to get in big trouble now." I grabbed at the video camera, but he moved it away.

" Please Yuki can I keep it. I swear I won't show anybody." He pouted.

" I suppose so," I kissed him.

" Can you please get off of me now?" He asked me.

" I don't know, can I?" I played around with him.

" Erhhhmm, I am sorry to interrupt your… what ever you are doing, but Shuichi needs to be at the studio ASAP." I turned and saw Hiro.

" Sorry Hiro I… umm… got distracted." Shuichi laughed.

" Yeah I can see that," Hiro said.

" Well I got to go Eiri. I only came back to grab my coat," Shuichi said to me.

" Bye, Shu. I love you." I kissed him and in five seconds flat he was out of the door. I looked down and then I realized I was naked. ' Oh great, this probably going to be the conversation with Shuichi and his friends' I thought. I then walked into my bedroom and put on some clothes. The day hasn't even really

started and I want to go to bed. Heheheh I guess I will take a nap, bye.

Another chapter done, yay!