Another chapter done. I hope you like it. Oh and of courseI don't own Gravitation.

Dear diary,

Tomorrow we are going to do number one on our to do list. Woowho I can't wait… seriously I am excited. I know that is sad, but I can't help it. I really want to go swimming in Lake Erie. Yes I know it sounds like my name, but I am not conceited (laughs evilly), I just like to go swimming. I never told anyone this, but secretly deep down in inside I am half mermaid. Yep… for sure, I am a merman. You know it is funny how I can make myself laugh over the stupidest things. Like I don't even realize it, but I talk to myself all the time. I even make fun of myself and laugh at what stupid things I do. Is that weird? You know it probably is very weird, but hey, I am just a weird guy. Omg I was just reading these jokes in the book I was reading. Okay here they are.

What's in the middle of a jellyfish? A jelly button. Hhahahahahaha so funny…not.

What goes tick, tock, woof, woof? A watch dog. Umm…no

How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully. That is not even funny.

Why did the parrot carry an umbrella? So he could be Polly- saturated. HAHAHAHAAHAH I GET IT, POLLY- SATURATED…j/k.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost. What? Anyone at the North Pole could be lost.

What do you call a flying monkey? A hot- air baboon. It is so stupid it is funny, just like Napoleon Dynamite.

Whoa you know what is cool. Palindromes… you know those things that say the same spelt forward and backwards. Like mom, wow, racecar, dad, etc. Some of them a really long like these: Ma has a ham, A man, a plan, a canal; Panama, Rise to vote sir, No lemons, no melon, Was it a car or cat I saw, Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents fatness. I diet on cod. Now you just have to find out when you can say them and then you could tell everyone you just used Palindromes. As you can tell, I am totally crazy and I am also very tired. You know those moments where you are tried, but you just can't fall asleep. Yep that is what I am suffering from. Shuichi here seems to be suffering from snoreitis. Yes, because he is sleeping right here next to me snoring away. I wish I could be sleeping, but I can't so I will type useless stuff. This entry probably doesn't make any sense, but that is a-okay with me. Okay so back to my pointless rambling. Oh dear lord… look what I have just wrote; merman, palindromes, sonorities. It is happening, I have Shuichi Shindou disease. It's when you spend too much time with Shuichi and then… Gasp!… You start to act more and more like him everyday. I mean I have proof of this disease… look what I just wrote… look what I am writing. Okay I need to get back some more of my cool/aloofness back. Operation turn me back into a cold-hearted bastard is now in action… okay I don't want to be a cold-hearted bastard… maybe a little bit more in between Shuichi and me. You know what I will figure it out tomorrow on the sandy beach (a.k.a Lake Erie). Hey you know what else I wonder. How can Hiro not be like Shuichi? I mean doesn't he have to at least sort of act like him. Doesn't Shuichi rub off on him? You know I am just going to have to call him… first thing in the morning. Right now, all my panicking has made me tired.

Dear diary,

I am usually not very crabby in the morning unless someone wakes me up. I mean, I am use to Shuichi waking me up, but today I was super crabby. It must have been because I was woken up by Shuichi hitting me in the face with a fly swatter.

" What the hell are you doing?" I yelled at him as I rubbed my sore nose.

" There was a creepy bug on you, for all we know it could have been poisonous."

" Why didn't just tell me or get it off with out using a fly swatter."

"Gross, like I would touch that creepy bug, and if I woke you up, you would have freaked out."

"I would not," I put arms over my chest.

"Yes you would. Last time I asked you to kill a spider you freaked out and jumped on top the bed."

"It was really big," Shuichi shook his head, "I'm sorry I have arachnophobia."

"No you just don't have arachnophobia. You have I'm- afraid-of-every-kind-of-bug phobia."

"Shut up, I am going back to sleep." I pulled the covers over my head only to have them pulled down by Shuichi.

"You can't we are going to the beach today and we should get ahead start."

"Did you check the weather?"

"Ummm….no. I didn't think about that one." Shuichi admitted honestly.

"Figures, well we should check it before we go anywhere.

"Fine." We sat down on the bed and watched the news."

"Today we are going to have a low of 69 and the high is going to be around 73. We also are most likely going to have a big storm. There is an 89 chance of rain," The weatherman said.

"I guess we can't go swimming today."

"Awwww come on. I really want to go." Shuichi pouted.

I shook my head, "Why don't we go tomorrow, it is going to be a lot warmer and beside I don't want to go to a lake when it rains."

"Fine, I guess we can stay here." Shuichi put his head down.

"Oh that is right. I need a very important phone call." I said. Hehehehe I had a plan to get Shuichi back for hitting me with a fly swatter, "What ever you do, do not listen to my conversation."

"Why?"

"Because it is an important phone call." Hehehehe Shuichi for sure was going to listen in and since there wasn't another phone in the suite so, he was just going to have to listen through the door.

I walked into the other room and took out my cell phone. I didn't call anyone I just started talking into my phone.

"Eiri is that you… yes I am, but Eiri it is not fun staying with Shuichi… he just hit me in the head with a fly swatter… no I don't want to stay… can't I just tell him that I am Tatsuha… he is your boyfriend after all…fine I will stay with him until the end of this trip and then you are on your own." I ended the call and walked out, only to run straight into Shuichi.

"What do you mean your Tatsuha?"

"I guess you caught me. Eiri didn't want to come with you to Michigan. He and I made a deal to switch places and he would pay me.'

"Why did he do it?"

"Because he doesn't like you." Shuichi ran into the bedroom and cried. It hurt me to see him like this. Maybe I went too far.

"Wait Shuichi it was just a joke. I am Eiri." Shuichi came out of the bedroom.

"Prove it," Shuichi poked me on the shoulder, "Say the poem."

"Shuichi do I have to?" The poem was something Shuichi and I had created incase Tatsuha or Ryuichi decided to pull a prank on us and mess up our relationship. (It had happened 3 times already. Evil people)

"Say it."

"Fine… What we had was love at first sight.

And man oh man were you so tight.

You're so sexy and super cool.

Every time I look at you, you make me drool.

I wish I had met you long before we met.

You make me have dreams that are wet.

For it is you I love with all my heart.

I have loved you from the very start.

There are you happy, Shuichi. I said you completely stupid poem."

"Eiri that was not very funny. Why did you do it?" Shuichi put his arms over his chest.

"Because you hit me in the face with a fly swatter and woke me up."

"That is not a good enough reason."

"Sure it is."

"Yeah right. I can't believe you did that to me. I don't know if I could ever forgive you." Shuichi turned around and put his arm around my chest.

"Shuichi not matter how hard you try, you could never be mad at me. Face the facts, you love me," I snaked me arm around his waist and pulled him to me.

"Your right, but I can still can torture you," he stated.

"Yes you could, but I could also torture you."

"Then it is on. "

"Fine. You're going down, Shuichi Shindou" I stood up.

"No, Eiri Uesugi, you are going down."

Dear diary,

I camped out in the bathroom trying to decide what I should do to Shuichi. So far, I have been outsmarted. Shuichi has tripped me, squirted me, kicked me , tickled me, dropped stuff on my head, put a big spider on my hand( okay it wasn't that big, but still I hate spiders), and he has basically tortured me in ways that I didn't think were possible. I need to find a weakness or something to get back at Shuichi. I know I could call Hiro he might know of something.

"Hello." some one answered the phone.

"Hiro is that you? You don't sound like yourself."

"Umm no it is me Suguru I will go get him." OHHHHHHHHHH, I thought.

"Hello," I heard Hiro say.

"Hiro I need a weakness. I need something to get back at Shuichi with."

"Ummm… he hates to be alone," Hiro paused for a second and then continued, "Are you trying to trick him. It is not going to work; I have tried and have failed miserably. Shuichi is smart except he gets distracted very easily. Why do you think Shuichi finished last in his class?"

"I just figured he wasn't good at school work."

"Nope he was distracted and when he gets distracted he won't get anything done."

"So distraction is the key to beating him at this game."

"Yes, but be careful because he might catch you trying to distract him."

"Thanks Hiro."

"Your welcome." Hiro was about to hang up when I said, "Have fun with Suguru." I heard him blush over the phone. Hehehehe

Hmmm if Shuichi gets distracted (I cannot believe I could not think about distracting him) easily, then what could I do to distract him without him realizing that it is a trick. Maybe I could call him. That would at least get me out of this stupid bathroom. Hmmm, it is just what should I do when I get out of the bathroom. Who knows, I will just have to go with the flow. I picked up my cell phone and called the hotel.

"Hello, Holiday Inn's Linda speaking. How can I help you?"

"Ummm I locked my self out and my roommate is inside with the key and he doesn't seem to hear me knocking. I was wondering if you could give me the extension, so I can call him."

"Sure, I wouldn't mine. What room number are you?"

"Ummm…I'm not sure. I do know that I am in the penthouse suit on the top floor."

"Oh, well if you could tell me your name maybe I can find what suit you are in."

"Eiri Uesugi. Do you need me to spell it?"

"Yes if you could."

"Okay E, as in elephant- I, as in igloo- r as in red- and I, as in igloo."

"E-i-r-i, am I correct?"

"Yes, okay my last name is Uesugi. U, as in unicorn- e, as in elephant- s, as in sand- u, as in umbrella- g, as in girl- i, as in igloo."

"U-e-s-u-g-i, right?"

"Correct."

"You are in the penthouse suit room number 336."

"Yes I think so."

"I will put you through then."

"Thank you." I hate talking to people over the phone. The phone started to ring.

"Hello, Yuki."

"How did you know it was me?" he must have been listening in on my conversation. Dammit.

"I've been listening in on your conversation. Hehehehe Yuki you think you can distract me, but I am on to you."

"Are you sure you're not distracted right now? Are you sure you're not walking around while you're talking to me." There was a pause and then I heard Shuichi mutter "Dammit"

"Thanks Shuichi for giving me enough time to get out of the bathroom, Love ya bye." I hung up on him and snuck into the bedroom.

"Damn you Yuki. I hate you so much." Shuichi was obviously looking for a reaction, so he could find out where I was. He was so not going to get it.

"Eiri, you make me so mad. All of this for trying to get a stupid bug off you. I quit you win." Hmmm… should I believe him, I thought.

"Eiri, I said I give up."

I walked silently up behind him and grabbed him by the waist, "How can I be so sure?" I whispered in his ear.

"You can't," Shuichi stepped on my foot and pushed me down.

"Oh no you don't," I grabbed onto his leg as he tried to run away.

"Eiri let go," Shuichi struggled to get out of my grip.

"Nope, not until you promise no more tricks."

"Fine, you win. I will give up."

"Oh and Shuichi…"

"Yeah,"

"You know you love me. You want hold me. You want to kiss me."

Laughing, Shuichi shook his head, "You're right, I do." he kissed me on the lips.

So there you have it, Diary. My day hasn't even really started and has been so very crazy.

Later that day

Dear Diary,

It is raining, I love rain, it makes me want to crawl under my blanket and read a good book. I am so very tired, but you know how it is. When you try to fall asleep, you just feel more awake. I hate that feeling. Right now, I am just staring out of the window. I wonder what my life would have been like if I hadn't gone to New York. Would I have still have met Shuichi? Would I be as happy as I am now? Would I have ever have come to Michigan? I hate asking myself what if questions, but I can't help but wonder. Every time it rains, I think about the things in my life and every time the sun comes out, I realize I wouldn't change a thing even if I could.

"What are you thinking about?" Shuichi asked me.

"Just wondering about life."

"I know what you mean; every time it rains I do the exact same thing."

"You know it is scary how we seem to have different personalities, but we do the same things."

"Great minds think a like," Shuichi smiled at me.

"I guess they do."

"You know we should do something."

"Like what?" I asked.

"I don't know. Maybe we should share our deepest darkest secrets."

"Fine, if you go first."

Shuichi thought for a while," When I first saw you, deep down inside I knew that you were the only one for me."

I shook my head, "I have always wanted…to learn…how to…," Shuichi looked interested in what I had to say, "Swing dance."

"Really Yuki, me too. I have always wanted to learn. You know we should learn one day. Maybe we could do that dance at our wedding."

"I guess we could, but were would we find some to teach us."

"I'm sure we will find someone."

"I guess so."

Sorry beach, tomorrow we are going to look for someone to teach us how to swing dance. Man what a crazy day.

Hoped you like it.