Deadpool Answers the virgin fan base!
Answering the first question! Much answering, much wow!
Well firstly I have to say I am somewhat disappointed that it took 7... yes 7 months to get get asked my very first question! I am hurt! I am ashamed! As I wrote that as a joke whilst high off my tits on postage stamps (yes it is a real addiction and the patches for it don't work) and I hoped to never ever be asked a question. However seeing as I have nothing better to do than write this fan fiction I may as well answer your go damn questions!
Our question comes from consultingsorcererof221B who I am guessing by their username is a hit with the ladies... and also possibly men... I mean even just by glancing at that user name it makes me weak at the knees. Like it gets my motor totally running... you had me at consultingsorcererof but the 221B made me completely fall for you! PM something dirty like you would to one of your French girls! I am sure the other readers can feel the sexual energy between the two of us right now and they are wanting us together more than they want bacon and more bacon to get together! I am going to stop before I say something stupid like I love you... oh god there it is! Out there for the whole world to see! I am not ashamed to it but I love! I want to go and jump up and down on Oprah's sofa shouting that I am in love with you!
Now that we have that out of the way the beautiful consultingsorcererof221B writes, "First of all, I loved Boredom Creates Comedy. Now that's out of the way I'll throw you my question! Do you come up with your jokes on the spot?" Firstly we are happy that you love Boredom Creates Comedy, because if you didn't we would have to hurt you which I don't want to do my love. Secondly yes more than usual I write a chapter in one sitting so the jokes are usually made up on the spot, just like this whole chapter which should be up in about an hour after you asked your question. I find for a character as awesome as I the almighty Deadpool planning a chapter is stupid as true awesomeness comes form just doing! Hope this answer is your liking!
Don't forget you can ask questions in the reviews or in a PM.