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"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, we learned that even though our campers are here to win, they're all losers in one way or another. Really, really big losers. It was a psychological butt kicking that quickly turned literal and comical then hysterical! But in the end, Dakota got the biggest boot of all. Bye, bye! I love my job. Stay tuned as more things blow up, more contestant throw up, and some even try to hook up. Right here on Total. Drama! Revenge of the Island!"

Chapter 3: Ice Ice Baby

"Gray globs? What is this?" Nikolai said examining the 'food'.

"Gross. The worst part is, this probably isn't the worst meal I've ever eaten." Violet said.

Sam took a bite and coughed, "Uh, now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel." he looked over at Scott who was covered in the gruel that Sam had coughed up. "Oh sorry, man." In response, Scott threw his bowl at Sam's head rattling his brain.

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Scott laughed at he carved a stick with the shark took he'd gotten from Fang, "Wimps. I grew up in a dirt farm, I can always chomp on a clod if I get the munchies." he bit down and it broke his teeth.

Anne Maria sprayed her hair as she ate breakfast, choking Cameron, "Sorry, Short stuff. On the upside, now your lungs are waterproof."

"Wow, thanks." he choked out.

Jo and Brick were having a eating competition and Brick swallowed his spoon, "Easy jar head, don't wet your panties!" Jo said punching Brick's neck, launching the spoon out of his neck and into the back of Mike's head.

"I like waffles, too- ow!" He gasped. "Darn kids! Back in my day we ate with our hands like decent folk!" He slammed his fist on the table.

Zoey laughed at Mike's 'act', "You're hilarious. Unless your not joking... You are joking... right?"

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"Okay, okay. I admit it. I... I have multiple personality disorder. I try to control them. But they never listen to me." Mike said.

Mike gasped again, "Lose the old man impression, It's offending my victory. But your Russian Gymnast Svetlana, how do you summon such strength and precision?" Jo said.

"I... rehearse a lot... in my mirror." he said laughing nervously.

"This is disgusting." Cleo said, scornfully looking down at her breakfast. "I'm a queen. My palate is too royal for this to be edible!" She said earning a glare from Chef.

"But, if you don't eat, you'll be as weak as the average mortal, remember?" Jean said, smiling. He figured it's best to just go with Cleo's vampire character.

"True... I suppose it wont harm me, unless there's garlic in it." Cleo said, sniffing it.

"I don't think anything in there is part of the major food groups." He said. "Besides it's not that bad. If you get past the after taste... and the during taste."

Cleo grumbled, "Fine, why not. 'When in Rome' and all that." She took a bite and blanched at the taste, "It tastes the way it looks. And that idiot over there has ruined any appetite I may have had until now." She glared over at Lightning.

"There's gotta be some protein in here somewhere." Lightning took a bite and began to choke.

Cleo perked up, "Ha! I take it back!"

"Dont worry, I'll save you!" Dawn said giving Lightning the Heimlich.

He coughed up a cross between a roach and a beetle. "Whoa, that was a close one! Phew! Thanks creepy girl!"

"Hmm? For what? You're safe now little one." Dawn said stroking the little beetle.

A mouse with a swollen head stood next to Cameron as he lifted a spoonful of gruel to his mouth. "Look, a cute little Apodemus Sylvaticus."

"A Wood Frog? But that's a rat." Violet asked,

"No, that's Lithobates Sylvaticus. This is a wood mouse, you were close though." Cameron said, reaching out to the mutated rodent. It's eyes began to glow green and it floated in mid air, destroy the cafeteria, and running everyone out and throwing a fridge out the door along with Mike.

Feedback came from the loud speaker, "Attention players! Head directly to the looming tragedy that is, Mount Looming Tragedy. Your race begins now!"

"Maggots, ho!" Jo yelled, raising her fist. They all began to run with Sam falling behind as usual.

"Did we win?" Sam asked when they all reached the mountain. Cameron threw up in the bushes from to much running.

"If we were hamsters, I would have eaten you by now." Jo said.

Chris whistled to catch the teens attention, "Okay, Mutant food. On with the challenge. Part one, is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way up to that cliff. First team to reach the top gets an advantage in part two! you can climb with your hands or use what ever you can find in the pile." Chris pointed to the pile of junk next to him. "Don't worry, this junk yard doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle! Big guy's a bit of a hoarder. His estate is full of useful crud and disgusting crud." It hissed and threw a toilet at them. "That is if you can get near it." Chris put a thumbs up and Chef blew a horn from atop the mountain. "Oh, it is on!"

"Let's hustle Maggots, double time!" They all ran to the mountain.

Cameron tried to climb, "Shirt... so... heavy... Socks... weighing me down." He slid two inches to the ground.

"You can do it, Cameron! Focus!" Zoey said hanging on to a branch. She was beginning to slip, before Mike grabbed her arms and pulled her up, saving her. "Oh, thanks."

"Anytime." Mike said, looking into her eyes.

"You guys can make out later! We gotta move!" Nikolai said coming up behind them, causing them to blush. "Hold on, where's Violet?"

"Down here." She called, she was a little further down from him.

"Do you need help?" Nikolai asked, completely ready to carry her up the mountain.

"No, I'm fine." She began to scale the mountain faster, passing Nikolai.

"Whoa..." Nikolai said in awe. "Where'd she learn how to climb mountains like that?"

"Move it, Maggots!" Jo yelled. She looked over at Brick who was easily keeping up with her. "Parents made me climbing wall play pen. "

"Impressive. I conquered the rock in a Sergent Junior boot camp. Dislocated my hip getting my obstacle course badge. Check this out." Brick twisted his body and ended up dislocating his arm, as well.

"Nice. And when did you learn to dislocate your arm?" Jo asked.

"Just now..." He whimpered.

"Are... you okay?" Violet asked.

"Sure..." He whimpered, trying to fight the pain.

"Hey, how did you get up here so fast, Poker Face? You were all the way down there a minute ago." Jo asked.

"My name is Violet." She said ignoring the question. "Do try to remember that."

"Wall climbing isn't exactly my forte..." Cleo said struggling. Jean grabbed her hand and pulled her up to a small ledge.

"Want me to carry you?" Jean asked.

"I'm perfectly capable of climbing by myself, henchm-aaaan!" She yelled, when Jean put her on his back.

"Hold on tight." He said, easily being able to climb the wall with her on his back. Cleo's face became red and she nodded allowing him to carry her.

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"Jean is much stronger than I thought!" Cleo said, still shocked. "Not that I think of him!" she covered her blushing face. "Shut up!"

"My mom taught me two things as a kid, how to be a gentleman and rock climbing." Jean said, his face becoming red, "I haven't had too much experience with the first one, through."

"Sha-zoom! Sha-dooey! Sha-" Lighting said climbing the wall.

"Sha-t your mouth for once!" Scott yelled.

"Get ready to lose to a girl again!" Jo mocked.

"What girl? Who's he talking about? You mean Violet, cause I'm not sha-losing to her!" Lightning asked.

Violet raised an eyebrow, "Is he serious?"

"And will the lady be participating?" Chris asked Anne Maria, who was still at the bottom of the mountain and had no interest in climbing.

Anne Maria scoffed, "Have you seen these nails? These are why I drive with my feet."

Dawn and Sam were currently trying to get up off the ground and up the mountain. "And I'm officially done. Goodnight, everybody." Sam said sliding down.

"Sam, wait!" Dawn said. "I sense B has a plan."

"Cool, I hope it involves not climbing." Sam said.

Lightning kicked some stones causing a small rock slide, "Sha-whoops." Cameron, Mike, Nikolai, and Zoey were thrown back down.

Meanwhile, the mutant beetle, still trying to protect its junk pile, hissed and breathed fire at B when he tried to pick up something that would help. "Oh, come on! Fire too? Seriously?" Sam exclaimed.

Dawn suddenly got an idea, "We must distract his tortured soul!" he said running towards B and the Beetle. She pulled a flute from the junk pile.

"Toss it over!" Sam yelled, I've got Flute Band 3 at home and high score!" When he played the flute a pained, off key sound came from it, angering the beetle and causing it chase him. "The console makes better music!"

"Hey, the Rats have the right Idea." Zoey said. "Maybe we can use something from the trash pile!"

Lightning was about to make it to the top when Chef spotted him, "Chef, you know what to do, Ice 'Im." Chris said in the walkie talkie.

"Chef, make way for the Lightning!" Chef smiled darkly and began to throw a huge ice block down on him, taking Scott, Cleo, and Jean down with him.

"Gotta get up pretty early, Chef." Jo said, when he kept missing her. In response he threw ice down on Brick who was currently making due with his one hand and hurt his other hand. "Hey! Hey, Poof head! Too bad they don't make spray on style! You could use some!" Jo yelled down to Anne Maria.

"What chu say to me? Oh, it is on." She began to angrily climb up the mountain. Chef thew ice down on her but her hair broke all the ice Chef threw at her. "Hey! Quit it! I'm coming for you, Pasty!"

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"Every team has a weak link. As leader, it's my job to find that link and manipulate it into doing whatever I want! Huh. Leadership has its perks." Jo said.

"Are you okay, Brick?" Violet asked, Brick tried to but a thumbs us but cringed in pain. Seeing Violet distracted, Chef took the opportunity to smash her in the head with ice, knocking her down to the bottom.

"Ow... Ughh..." She groaned, holding her head.

"Violet! You okay!? You got hit in the head with that ice block!" Nikolai exclaimed helping her up.

"Yeah I'm..." her eyes became green, "I'm awesome, bro!" She said, giving him a thumbs up. She ran over to the and grabbed a pipe, "Get ready! I'm coming for you, Chef!" She said, smiling cockily and dramatically pointed at him as she climbed back up the wall. And breaking the ice as she went up the mountain.

"O...kay?" Nikolai said, confused.

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"I dont get it, one minute she's all calm and the next she's all paranoid and freaking out or she's suddenly full of energy!" Nikolai said. "N-Not that it bothers me! I-I'm just concerned!"

"Man, she's making good time." Mike said, looking up the mountain. Violet was nearly at the top of the mountain.

"Violet's got the right idea! C'mon lets get climbing!" Zoey said, throwing a makeshift axe with leash and climbing up. Mike used two suction cups two climb up, Cameron chewed a huge wad of gum and used that to pull himself up, and Nikolai used two pick axes.

"Feel free to help at anytime." Sam said getting punched in the face by the beetle with a boxing glove.

Dawn thought for a moment, "Wait! Look! Is this why you're so distraught?" she pulled out the little beetle she saved that morning. The giant beetle stopped beating up Sam and took it's baby. "That was beautiful."

"I can taste my spine..." Sam groaned.

"Yes, yes. But, how are we going to get up the mountain before the Maggots now? They're all ahead of us." Cleo said, pointing out the obvious.

"I think B has an idea." Jean said. They all looked over to see that B had built a rocket couch out of baking soda and other ingredients.

"Baking soda? A broken chair leg? I was clobbered by a giant fire breathing beetle so you can collect this?!" Sam said. B waved them over and they all say on the couch except for Scott, who only held onto the chair arm. B let the two wires touch and with a spark, they blasted to the top of the mountain.

"Sha-boom, brother!" Lightning yelled.

"Yes!" Jo cheered laughing victoriously when she climbed to the top.

"Whoo, reached the top! Take that, Chef!" Violet yelled when she climbed up and sat on the edge of the cliff.

"What's wrong with you?" Jo asked.

"Huh? I'm great. In fact, I'm awesome, G.I Jo! High Five!" Violet exclaimed, raising her hand. Jo walked away with a creeped out look on her face. "What? Oh, come on high five!"

Team Rat and their rocket couch reached the top and landed on top Chef in a crash. "You did it, B!" Dawn said. "We won the challenge!" The Rats cheered at their victory, except for Scott who landed late and flat on his face.

"Ow!"

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"Okay, seriously. Beverly, the explosives expert mime has to go!" Scott said stabbing the wall with fang's tooth.

"G.I Jo? G.I Jo?! She is starting to creep me out with the random mood swings." Jo said, with folded arms. "Freaking weirdo."

"Slow your roll, Nature's nurse. I say who wins." Chris said flying up on his jet pack. Jo laughed thinking that the Maggots had won, "The Rats thanks to B! See how I do that better?"

"Wait a minute! Me and Poker Face over here got up here before them! We won!" Jo argued.

Violet's eyes became blue again, "My name is Violet." She said, with a slightly annoyed tone.

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"I'm getting really sick of Jo and her nicknames." Violet said, "I mean, whenever she says them, you know its an insult."

"We won?" Brick asked. "Woo!" He cheered before hurting his injured hand and yelling in pain.

"First team to the top wins." Chris corrected. "That means the whole team. Your still missing some members."

"Whatever." Jo said accepting the loss

"Die, Blondie!" Anne Maria yelled after getting to the top of the mountain. She clenched her eyes in rage and punched Brick when Jo moved out of the way.

"Ow! Ow! Hey my arms fixed! Thanks a-" Brick said, before he lost his balance and fell off the side of the mountain. "My other arm!"

Chris looked over the edge, "Who else is headed for a fall? Literally. Find out after the break."

"Greetings, Ice teens!" Chris said, with all the Teams freezing their butts off in the winter wonderland created by an Ice machine. "Cold enough for ya? I'll take your shivering as a 'yes'. Time for part two of today's challenge. Capture the Snow fort. To win you either have to Demo. the other teams fort or capture the other teams flag. Rats won the first part so they get first dibs on the forts."

"S-Sha-beezy! W-We take the castle!" Lightning said.

"I-It's gotta be a trick! Nice on the outside means nasty on the inside. We'll t-take the shack." Scott said.

"I hope it has a fire place." Sam said. "Great the crappyness is throughout."

"Thanks, Dirt Farm." Cleo said sarcastically, as everyone glared at him.

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Scott laughed nervously, "All part of the plan... Is it hot in here?"

The Maggots cheered, "What a bunch of suckers! Maggots rule!" Anne Maria said, high fiving Cameron.

"Good thing, farm boy is gullible!" Nikolai said raising his hand to high five Violet who was looking in the other direction. She glanced at him and pressed her hand against his, Nikolai's face became red. Violet raised an eyebrow on confusion.

"Yes, this battle is so ours!" Brick said. Mike high fived Brick's newly injured arm making him scream.

"Listen, up players. Here's how it works. Use the shovel in each for to fire the mystery snowballs which you can fire at each others forts." Chris.

"Awesome! I took out my uncle's eye with a meatball this way." Scott said.

Cleo rolled her eyes, "Charming. Real charming."

"Why are they called Mystery Balls!" Zoey asked,

"Because they all inflict major damage thanks to the hidden weapon inside each ball!" Chris answered. "But some will damage you! So choose wisely. Each team has to elect a captain to command and conquer. Starting now!"

"As Team Captain I say we-" Brick and Jo said at once.

"Oh, jeez." Nikolai said. "Not this again."

"Quiet, scrawny!" Jo yelled. "Thumb wrestle, stat." Jo beat Brick and hurt his thumb in the process.

"Never met a girl stronger than me, captain. Not even my mom." Brick said, saluting her.

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"Seems Brick's a gentleman. He hardly tried. And chivalry is a weakness I can take advantage of." Jo said.

"Brick, Lazy, Zoey, and Mood Swing. You guys are on offense! Your mission, capture the enemy's flag. The rest of us will defend the fort and fire the snow balls."

Mike grabbed Zoey's hand, "Be careful. I think Scott's psycho."

"And you, don't let Svetlana pull a hamstring." Zoey said. "I'm gonna go other there."

"H-Hey, Violet be careful out-" Nikolai began but, she'd already left. "...there" he sighed heavily.

Mike put his hand on Nikolai shoulder for comfort. "Don't worry, man. She'll come around."

Nikolai sighed, "I hope."

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"The guys back home are gorgeous. But they're all hulky thugs and Juvie rejects with a collective IQ of 10. Mike is hot and smart. I was really starting to think that hot, smart guys were imaginary like unicorns and having perfect hair forever."

Nikolai sighed heavily, "I don't know what to do to get Violet to notice me. I suck at flirting." He sighed again, "I've got it! Maybe I can find something we both like! Yes! Best idea ever."

"Look, I'm captain." Scott said, "Live with it."

"Hey, who died and made you leader?" Cleo challenged.

"What? I figured you wanted to be on offense with those amazing vampire powers of yours." Scott said, sarcastically.

She scoffed and folded her arms, "Don't you patronize me. I'll do what I want. And... I choose to help Jean."

"Alright then. B. Dawn and I will stay here and Lightning, Sam, Vamp Nerd and mumbles capture their maggoty flag."

"The name's Cleo, Dirt boy!" She yelled.

Sam raised his hand, "Um... Maybe someone with a little more leg-foot coordination should-"

"And go!" Chris said.

"Let's book it!" Lightning said, running out.

"Hurry up, Henchman." Cleo called,

"Coming." he said, sighing a bit at the name.

"Great, more running." Sam complained.

"Hurry, my ice is melting." Chris said. "And your fort will too if the sun gets much higher."

Sam was huffing as he struggled to run and catch up to his teammates, when he fell on the ice and began to slide, "Looks like the thunder is going to arrive before the Lightning." Sam said sliding past Lightning. "I'm thunder!"

He slid onto thin ice, fell into freezing water and came up as a block of ice. Chef laughed hysterically. "Forgot to tell you, no man's land is more like no man's water." Chris said

Dawn was cupping her hand over her ear to listen to the mystery snow balls "No, i'm not going to listen to the snowball, I'm gonna chuck it!" Scott yelled.

B walked out of the fort and found a block of ice that was like a mirror and began to carve it. "But It's full of negative energy!" Dawn warned, when Scott picked up a snowball.

"So am I." The snowball exploded in his face.

"You weren't held enough as a child." Dawn said, putting her hand on Scott's upper arm.

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"Okay, she's gotta go to." Scott said, shaking from psychological stress.

"Just pick one already!" Scott yelled.

"This one!" She pointed to a snowball and clapped. He launched it and it made a huge hole in the castle.

"Huh, Lucky guess." Scott said.

"C'mon, we have to attack!" Jo yelled.

"Cant! Guarding flag!" Cameron said holding of the the pole for dear life. And Anne Maria was busy spraying her hair,

"Hey, Spray Head. Didn't I tell you to go capture their flag?" Jo asked.

"I'm not risking any flyaways." She said, spraying her hair again. Jo took her can and threw it out of the castle. "No! This ain't over!" She ran after the can. "Lousy Jo making me run out here."

Jo laughed, "Too easy. "

"Incoming at 12 o' clock!" Brick yelled.

"Hey, guys! Wait up!" Anne Maria said, the snowball smashed against her metal-like hair, giving Brick an idea.

"Oh, no. We shouldn't." Zoey said, realizing Brick's plan.

"I'm afraid we have no choice!" Brick said.

"As long as she isn't hurt, it's okay, right? We're not going to make it across otherwise." Violet said.

"I guess." Zoey said, reluctantly.

Scott and Dawn continued to through the snowballs, "Hey, quit pushing!" Brick pushed her along the ice as her hair deflected the ice as Jo, Nikolai, and Mike returned fire at the Rat's.

"Don't worry, buddy! Lightning will get you out! After we win!" Lightning said, before he was knocked unconscious by a snowball from the Maggots.

"Serves him right!" Cleo laughed. "Jean, mind making sure the Maggot's don't make it to the shack? I'll go get the Maggots flag!" She ran off to the castle.

"Um... Alright?" Jean said, standing in front of the Anne Marie shield. "You shall not pa- Oh, my marbles!" He was hit in the crotch by a snowball. "Is... that you... God?" He collapsed to the ground groaning.

Chris and Chef were laughing hysterically. "Oh, its too much! I cant breathe! I cant breathe!" Chris yelled

"You guys get the flag. I'll stop Cleo." Violet said running back.

"Violet, wait!" Zoey yelled.

A huge snowball fell into the Rats fort and a huge beetle fell out. "Whoa! Remember her?" He pointed to Dawn, "She organized your family reunion. Don't hurt us! Hurt them!" Scott yelled. It ran to the Rats base.

"I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer." Dawn said, impressed. Scott growled and went back into the shack, while B used his caved ice as a mirror to reflect light at the castle and melt it faster.

"We're melting!" Cameron said.

"Aw, crap! We gotta do something!" Nikolai yelled.

"Mike, do your Svetlana thing and get on the catapult!" Jo said.

"I... Uh... Oh, I cant! My personality- I, uh mean, my impression are uh, hard to uh-" Mike stuttered.

"And, first up on the vault, five time Russian champ!" Cameron yelled.

Mike gasped, "Is Svetlana!" He jumped onto the shovel and Jo launched him.

"Get the flag, Svetlana!" Jo yelled.

"What in the..." Violet said, watching Mike said over head. "Whatever. Hey, Cleo!"

"Hmm?" She turned around and saw Violet. "What do you want, Maggot? Don't you see your about to lose? It'll be much easier to steal your flag now that it's about to be a puddle of water!"

"This. Isn't. Over. Yet." Violet thought for a moment. "That's it." Violet hid behind a rock and threw a snowball at the back of her head.

"Ow! How dare you!" She yelled. She balled up another snow ball and threw it at her face.

"Oh, that's it. Get back here, mortal!" Cleo yelled chasing Violet and completely forgetting about taking the flag.

"Just a few more feet!" Anne Maria yelled, as she got pelted in the face with snowballs. When they reached her spray can she picked it up, kissed it as if it was her child, and proceeded to spray her hair. She was then pelted in the head with a snowball knocking her to the ground.

"Make way for Svetlana!" Mike yelled, slamming through the Rat's window, ripping his shirt. He gasped again and his hair slicked back and he tore the rest of his shirt off. "Oh! One side, losers!" Mike pushed down Scott and took the flag, "Ay, yo. "You looking for this?"

"Oh my!" Anne Maria, infatuated with Mike's new persona.

Violet stopped when she got back to the Rat's base with Cleo on her tail, "Mike got the flag? And... he's shirtless?" She said, before she was pelted in the head with a snowball. "Ow!"

"Ha! That's for trying to make a fool of Cleo Bellatrix Montgomery!" Cleo yelled.

"I didn't try. I succeeded." She said, pointing to Mike with the flag in his hand.

"What? Oh no! He's got the flag!" Cleo yelled, "Where the heck is Jean?!"

"Here..." Jean groaned crawling towards them before collapsing again, causing Cleo to slap her forehead.

"That's ours! Hand it over!" Scott said trying to get the flag back from Mike, but he was roughly pushed down again.

"Mike, let's get it back to our fort!" Zoey said, attempting to grab Mike's hand.

He snatched his hand away. "Ay, yo, Beastie! If you want to touch the Vito you gotta make an appointment."

'I guess not all his personalities are very... positive.' Violet thought.

"Now, that's what I'm talkin' bout!" Anne Maria said.

"C'mon, mate. The plays over." Brick said, "You win best actor. Now gimme the flag!"

"Oh yeah? Over my tanned body!" Mike said, winking at Anne Maria. "Let's rumble!" Mike said, fighting both Brick and Scott for the flag and throwing Scott out of the shack.

"What the-" He said that The castle was quickly being melted down by B's reflector, while Nikolai and Cameron were being beat up by the beetle. "Crud..." He saw the Ice block Sam was in and got an idea, a malicious idea, "Try and talk your way out of this one, Bev!" He threw a snow ball at the reflector and had it reflect light from Sam back to the shack melting it and Sam completely. "Nice magnifying glass, Beverly. That's sabotage!"

"Maggots win!" Chris announced. "And here's your reward. McLean brand hot chocolate. Scald your senses with Chocolatey goodness." The Maggots cheered for another victory.

"Huh? What?" Lightning said gaining consciousness, "Hey, lets go! We gotta win this!" He ran right into the freezing water that originally froze Sam.

Sam laughed, "Sha-bam."

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"I achieved two things today. Won the challenge and Brick will be my peon until I render him useless." Jo said.

"Okay, did Vito show up earlier? Ugh... Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line. But Vito, things just went from bad to sucktacular!" Mike said.

"B stands for bad man. And Beverly is a bad man!" Scott said,

"I never took him for that kind of guy, but fact wise, it would seem he's that guy." Sam said.

"How can you trust someone so secretive that he doesn't even talk!" Scott added.

"Not talking is in his nature. And I'm pretty sure B melting our fort was an accident." Cleo said, making Scott glare at her. "Especially since it was melting the other teams fort first."

"Really?" Sam asked

"Well, uh. That was obviously a trick that you fell for, Vamp ne- I mean Cleo." Scott said, "He obviously thinks that the Vampire Queen is stupid enough to fall for it."

"He what?!" Cleo yelled.

"Um... you guys...?" Jean said, quietly.

"Quiet, Mumbles. He hates nature, too, you know." He said. "I've read his diary, he calls you fizzle, Lightning. Just thought you should know."

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"He might have messed with the challenge, but he messed with the lightning, Time to say Sha-bye bye!" Lightning said. "Hey, can somebody write that down?"

"He thinks I'm stupid! Me! Oh, we'll just see who's the dumb one after tonight, B!" Cleo yelled.

"I know I should have said something!" Jean said, "But, I know they wouldn't believe me! Especially, when Cleo got all riled up! Oh... I'm a horrible person..."

After another Jam-backed day of loosing, It all comes down to this the following Rats are safe... Dawn, Lightning, Scott, Cleo and Jean. That leaves, Bev and Sam." Chris said.

"Woo! At least I'm not going hope first!" Sam yelled, when Dakota came in hand gliding and landing right on top of him.

"I hate when losers get all... clingy..." Chris said.

Dakota took off her pink helmet as she sat on his stomach, "Hey, Sam."

"Oh, Hi, Dakota!" He laughed nervously.

"Ughh, Dakota, you're no longer competing." Chris said, "Remember?"

"I don't care about the money." She said, "Like, I need it. I just want... Close up, please. Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see my sparkly adorableness if I'm gonna get my spin off reality series."

Chef lifted Dakota up with a large clamp, "You know how you flew off into the sky last episode? That means your done! Forever!" Chris said.

"No, please! I'll do anything!" Dakota said.

"Listen, Princess. This is my show!" Chris said before his phone rang. "Huh? It's your daddy. Hello, Mr. Milton. How much money?!" He hung up the phone, You're back!"

"Yes!" Dakota cheered. "Thanks, Daddy!"

"As an intern!" Chris finished.

"An intern? No!" Dakota yelled as she got taken away.

"Aaaand... The Toxic marshmallow goes to... B!" B glared at Scott, who smirked at him. "Time for the hurl of shame, buddy."

"Any last words, Beverly?" Chris said, B was still silent, "Any words at all?" B opened his mouth to speak, "Times up!" He was launched yelling in a deep voice. "Come back for more mutants, mayhem and manipulation next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"

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