Hey EveryONE! Another post for you guys! here's another update! By the way, just in case any of you were confused about the names in Violet's personalities, here they are:
Fea (Fear, Panic), Victori (Victory, Bravery), Joy (Happiness, Love), Mel (Melancholy, sorrow). To be honest Mel was probably the only one that you guys were wondering about but just in case y'know?
EvilAngel666: With that evil username of yours I'm not surprised you wanna see her 'Bad' personality so much. I'm gonna have so much fun with writing her. Especially in all stars. Thanks for the review! I love when people comment of what they hope for the story.
I dont own Total Drama.
Enjoy!
Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, 14 campers went on a scavenger hunt. That was spooky and very, very painful. Anne Maria and Vito sucked face. And just when we thought it couldn't get any weirder, Arachnizzy showed up to do a eight legged tap dance for a captive audience, and... her buddy, Chef. In the end, Brick left 7 teammates behind and volunteered for a dishonorable discharge. But, I put him on the opposite team instead. Hey, It's my show. I can do what I want." Chris pointed to Chef holding Dakota who was in her sleepwear still snoozing away. "Watch." Chef threw her into the ocean.
Dakota yelled in surprise, "Where am I?!" She looked down at the water and the Piranha began to attack her.
"How many times can I laugh at them before then? Find out now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the island!"
Chapter 3: Backstabbers Ahoy!
Rat Boys Cabin
"Land shark... Get away." Scott mumbled in his sleep. Suddenly the sound of horns exploded in the small room, causing Scott to fall out of his upper bunk.
"My ears!" Sam yelled.
"Where's the fire?!" Jean exclaimed.
"I'm up coach! Lightning's up!" Lighting yelled getting out of bed.
"What's happening!?" Sam yelled as he and Scott covered their ears.
"Out of my way!" Lightning yelled knocking the three of them over and falling with them.
Brick laced up his combat boots and turned off his alarm, which was the object of all the noise. He stretched and ran out of the cabin, "Rise and shine, soldiers!"
"So how about that new guy?" Sam asked.
TD Confessional:
"Man, my ears haven't rung like that since I played Guitar Band 9 on maximum rockness." Sam laughed before pulling out his back up game console and playing it.
"There I was on the one yard line about to score a touchdown to win the super bowl, when the new guy's alarm clock went off! If he wakes me up one more time like that, He's gonna get struck by Lightning!" Lightning said pointing to the camera.
"Show you what, I'm gonna do to, Brick." He had Brick's alarm clock in hand and punched it a couple of times before dumping into the toilet. The alarm went off in the toilet and sprayed yellow liquid into his face and mouth.
"Stupid Brick and his stupid alarm. I was having an awesome dream, too. Cleo and I were this close to kissin- I mean hugging! I mean..." He sighed, "I give up. I like Cleo, okay? I cant stop thinking about her. But, I cant tell her. Girls don't usually like me..." He groaned and covered his blushing face, "There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader."
Maggot's Boys Cabin:
"Okay guys, settle down." Mike said, in his sleep as Cameron studied him.
Mike became Svetlana in his sleep and stood atop his bed. "Stick the landing, Svetlana... Practice makes perfect 10." Mike jumped from his bunk and fell flat on his face. He then became Vito, "You're going down, Twinkle Toes." He became Chester, "I've had it with you punks!"
"Fascinating." Cameron said taking notes.
"Hmm...? What's fascinating, Cam?" Nikolai asked, yawning. "Why's Mike on the floor?"
"N-Nothing. Sorry for waking you." Cameron said.
"It's cool." Nikolai said, before going back to bed.
TD Confessional:
"So far I've documented three separate personalities within Mike. He's like a walking talking psychology book. And It's a total page turner. Now I just have to find a way to study Violet. She's still a bit of a mystery to me." Cameron said.
"Good morning, fellow teammates!" Brick said, saluting to Dawn who was collecting wood and Cleo who'd just woken up, "Need assistance chopping wood. "
"You don't have to help because you were teased a lot as a child." Dawn said.
"Wh-Who told you that?" Brick said, putting a hand behind his head.
"It's right there in your aura. Between your bladder control issues and your need to be dominated," Dawn said, walking away. This made Cleo scowl hard, remembering what Dawn said to her not too long ago.
"Y'know some people don't wanna hear that stuff, Dawn!" Cleo looked over to Brick and looked him up and down. "Need to be dominated, huh? Perfect trait for a new henchman..."
"I don't need to be dominated. I'm large and in charge!" Brick said.
"Ten hut!" Jo yelled,
Brick immediately brought the log he was holding up to his face in attempt to salute. "Sir yes sir." he fell to the ground.
"Playing patty cake with the new playmates?" Jo asked. "Well enjoy the honeymoon G.I Joke! Cause today were bringing the pain!"
"Excuse you, Butch McSweatpants. Don't you have your team to bully?" Cleo said.
"How about minding your own business, Fakula?"
Before she could retort Brick gently pulled her back and got into Jo's face, "Negative that! Your platoon has zero morale! That's what happens when you lose you best soldier."
"Oh, wow." Cleo said, infatuated with Brick, you could almost see the hearts in her eyes. 'Oh he's so sweet! He's standing up for me!' she said, completely delusional.
"Listen, Brick for brains! We don't need you! I'm a champion sprinter, shot putter, and squat thruster." she squat thrusted for good measure. "And I'm whipping these limp noodles into shape."
Cameron was studying a book, "How to do a push up. Step one, Lie on the ground. Step two, Push up." When he attempted to do it he struggled to even do one and fell flat on his face.
"Oh, no. Cleo's giving the new guy heart eyes. Now I really am done for." Jean said,
In the Rats boys dorm:
Sam was playing his game while lightning watched. His stomach grumbled. "Time to refuel!" Lightning said, opening a can sitting next to him, when he opened it his scream could be heard for miles around.
"Dude sounds like a Shaman Warlock cast a screaming spell on you." Sam said, not looking up from his game.
"Lightning was robbed!" Lightning exclaimed,
"What's they take? Your weapons or your armor?" Sam asked.
"My protein powder!" He said dramatically
"Oh... Yeah that is... totally worth freaking out over. Probably." Sam said rolling his eyes.
Jean walked into the room, "What happened? I head Lightning yelling."
"Oh hey, Jean. Lightning lost his protein or whatever." Sam said.
"Lightning didn't lose anything. I was Sha-robbed!" He picked up the scoop from his protein powder. "Scoopie, I will find the monster who did this to you. Lightning swears it."
Jean opened the door to leave when Cleo walked in angry, "Okay! Which one of you idiots took my black parasol!?"
"You've been robbed too?" Jean asked.
She raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean 'Too'?" Cleo asked.
"Someone stole my protein! And that someone is gonna pay!" Lightning yelled.
Scott pushed past Jean when he entered the cabin, "Out of the way, Mumbles. New guy shows up, protein and umbrella go AWOL. Do the math."
Breakfast...
"Nothing takes the taste out of breakfast quite like unrequited affection." Jean sighed, playing with the slop on his plate.
Cleo growled as she shot a death glare at Brick, "What was that, Jean?"
Jean smiled, "Uh... Nothing!" He said. "I'm fine."
TD Confessional:
"I shouldn't be happy about Cleo's stuff getting stolen, but her crush on Brick is gone now, so that's a plus!" Jean said, happily before he realized what he was saying and held himself in fear, "Oh, man. I really am becoming a horrible person! This Island is evil...!"
"There's protein in this, right?" Lightning asked Chef, who growled in response.
"Your chi is looking shrunken." Dawn said walking towards Lightning.
"Chi? Which muscle is chi?" Lightning asked, flexing. "Whatever, doesn't matter. Lightning does not do shrinkage! Gimme that!" Lightning snatched Dawn's food and are it all whole
"Attention campers, breakfast is cutting into precious time that you could spend getting injured. Grab your swim suits and meet me at the dock." Chris said. "Pronto." Everyone groaned in a complaining tone. "You have ten seconds to exit the mess hall before I release the Raccoon."
"The raccoon?" Anne Maria asked. Everyone, aside from a certain stoic young lady, laughed at the thought of being run out by an animal that small. A large crate was lowered behind them and a huge monster-like racoon's punched the wood crate open and chased the lot of them out, except for Lightning who was looking for more food.
"Hey, where ya'll going? Aw, well. More for Lightning!" He began to scarf down the food on the tray, unaware of the racoon's.
"What's the matter with you?" Jo asked Chris. "That thing could have killed us!"
He laughed, "Nah, only if you got between him and food." He explained, "Team Rat, still looks like you're missing a player." Lightning was forcefully thrown out of the mess hall, "Never mind."
"Alright. Here to get today's competition underway, Say hello to one of our classic competitors, Bridget." Chris said, as Dakota and Bridget canoed to the dock.
"Let's get this over with, remember my contract said 'demonstration only'." Bridget said, frowning and pointing to Chris.
"Relax, no demo needed." Chris said. "Just chum the water with our intern, Dakota. And try not to get eaten."
Dakota looked into the chum bucket, "Ew! What is this stuff?"
"Leftovers, from last season." Chris said.
"Gross!" Dakota said, spilling some of the chum on the boat, causing fang to Bite and eat a piece the boat.
"So not cool!" Bridget yelled.
"Challenge part one, each team must get a pair of water skis, in a underwater mission. Or drown trying. One victim, I mean camper, will snag the skis in a old school diving suit. And float them to the surface while the rest of their team pumps them oxygen. First team to surface their skis wins and gets an advantage in part two."
"Listen up, Maggots!" Jo called, "I'm diving!"
"Hey, oh. What're you saying? None of us can do it?" Anne Maria asked. In response Jo put the helmet on Cameron, making him collapse under the weight.
"Jo makes a solid point." Cameron said.
"Listen to Chicken Legs, get busy pumping air, and don't make me use my whistle." She put her hand on he chest to check for her whistle and it wasn't there. "Alright, who took my whistle!"
"Men, Dawn and Cleo. I suggest we draw straws to see who dives." Brick said. Scott dumped the Helmet on Brick head.
"Forget the straws, Doofus! Time to prove your loyalty to your new platoon." Scott said.
"Sir yes sir!"
TD Confessional:
"Sir?" Scott asked, carving a stick with Fang's tooth. "What a doofus!"
"I hope Brick doesn't get manipulated by Scott. We honestly don't need another one strung along by him." Jean said, looking at the camera. "Hey, at least when I get strung along its by a pretty girl!"
"Ready?" Chris asked, when Jo and Brick put their suits on. "Go!" When they hit the bottom, the skis were in their sights and they ran towards them. Brick's tube was being pulled back by Fang who grinned maliciously.
"Tired already, soft serve?" Scott asked, when Sam struggled to continue pumping air into Brick's suit.
Lightning pushed Sam out of the way, "One side! This is how you pump air!" Lightning began to furiously push air into the suit.
"Wont pushing too much air into the suit make it hard for him to move?" Cleo asked.
"Quiet, Count Fakeula. Let the man do his job." Scott said snickering.
Cleo growled, "First of all, I'm a girl! I'd be a countess! And I. Am. Not. A. Fake!" On the last word Cleo stepped on his foot.
"OW!" Scott yelled, grabbing his foot in pain and falling into the water.
Cleo tried to cover up her laugh, "Sorry about that." Scott popped his head out of the water, coughing up a fish.
TD Confessional:
"Okay, Fakeula needs to go! Soon!" Scott yelled.
"Every time something keeps us from winning Scott seems to all for it. And I don't like that tone in his voice, either. I'm gonna find out what he's up too." Jean said.
All the air that was pumped into Brick suit made it blow up into ball shape, making fang bounce off of him.
"Go, Jo! Go, Jo!" Cameron chanted, kneeling over the dock.
"I'm with ya, Cam!" Nikolai said, kneeling down next to him. "C'mon, Butch! You can do it!"
"Go, go." Violet said.
"You better get those skis, girl!" Anne Maria yelled.
"I don't think Jo would like it if you called her that, Nik." Cameron said.
"Well, good thing she's down there, huh?" Nikolai said. "What she cant hear, wont hurt me. Literally."
"Seriously, I don't know how I ended up kissing Anne Maria. Sometimes I get so deep into character, I don't know what I'm doing." Mike said, pumping air for Jo's suit.
"So... your like, uh, a method actor?" Zoey asked.
"Exactly! Look, Zoey, your like the most amazing girl I've ever met." Mike said.
"The most amazing?" Zoey asked, flattered.
"Yeah, and if you don't like my, uh, funny characters, then I'll totally retire them." Mike said.
"I don't want you to give up acting, but maybe just tone it down." Zoey said, unaware that she was standing on the tube that was supposed to be giving Jo air.
"Consider it toned." Mike said.
Underwater Jo was only steps away from the skis and victory for the first part of the challenge, when she finally ran out air. She tugged on the tube to signal for more air. "Hey," Anne Maria said pushing Zoey off the the tube, giving Jo the air she needed. "Get off the air rope, Bozo!"
Zoey pushed her back, "Don't push!" She looked at her hand, "Are you wearing orange paint?"
Anne Maria was seriously offended, "Oh, no. No. Nobody disrespects the tan!" Anne Maria pushed Zoey hard enough for her to fall, taking Mike's shirt with her.
Mike gasped and became Vito, "Ladies, why fight? There's enough candy for everyone. Candy being me."
Violet saw the commotion and grimaced at the sound of Vito's arrogant voice, "Jesus Christ, no. Literally the last thing we need."
"Yeah, Vito gimme some sugar." Anne Maria said, clinging to Mike. Zoey looking on in horror and shock.
"I get the message." She said walking away.
Violet sighed heavily and followed after Zoey, "Tart." She said as she passed Anne Maria and Vito.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" She yelled.
TD Confessional:
"FIY Mike," Zoey said, angrily with her arms folded. "That is not toning it down!"
"Princess goody-goody, better step off. Vito and I are made for each other." Anne Maria said.
Violet sighed for the hundredth time, "I wanna help Zoey and Mike. But I'm terrible at touchy feely talks. Not that I've had anyone to have those with." Her eyes became pink, Violet giggled placing her palms on her cheeks, "I can help, though! Oh, I love, love! I cant just sit by and watch a perfectly good relationship opportunity fall apart. Not at long as my name is Joy- I mean Violet! Yeah, Violet. And no one else... Oh, I lack lying skills."
"This is taking forever!" Scott complained, pulling out a stick, "I gotta whittle something, wh- where's my lucky shark tooth? Brick must have stole it! Like he stole Jocko's protein, Fakula's umbrella, and Man lady's whistle."
"Brick wouldn't steal a TV in a riot," Anne Maria said, walking over to the Rats area.
"Think about it, that doofs been on both teams. He knows everyone's best stuff and he's and he's taking it to mess with us." Scott said.
"As If. There's not proof that-" Anne Maria said looking for her hair brush but not being able to find it. "Hey, where's my hair brush?! Oh, that is it! Bricks getting a beat down."
Speaking of which, Brick was currently being used as a paddle ball by Fang, that is before the tube broke, launching him into Jo and making the Rat's skii's float up to the surface.
"The Rat's win the first challenge!"
Zoey was drawing a heart in the sand and a zig-zagged a line through it, "Zoey?" Violet called. Her eyes we're still a bright pink color.
"Huh? Oh, hi Violet." She sighed. "Can you believe Mike did that?"
Violet smiled, surprising Zoey. "No, I can't. But, I think he still likes you."
"No, Mike likes Anne Maria." Zoey said. "Or should I call him Vito." She marked an 'X' through the heart she drew.
Violet shook her head, "Trust me, Mike likes you a lot."
"How can you be so sure?" Zoey asked.
"It's all over his aura." Dawn said, cutting into the conversation. "The Mike parts of it anyway. Isn't that right... Joy?"
Violet- or Joy's eyes shot open. "How the-" She looked over to see that Dawn was gone.
"Really? Wait. What do you mean 'the Mike parts'?" She looked over and Dawn was still gone. "What do you think she meant, Violet?"
Violet composed herself, "I... I dunno?"
"Well, I'm glad we had this chat, Violet. You seem so distant sometimes, but I'm glad to see that you're in a better mood." Zoey said.
"Oh, so am I, Zoey! I hope we can be best friends!" Violet said, happily.
"Best friends? Really? I've never had a best friend before! I'd love that!" Zoey exclaimed, before hugging Violet and quickly pulling away, "Oh, uh sorry!"
Violet laughed, "It's fine. I'm open to hugs. But, Let's head back to the dock!"
"Right."
TD Confessional:
"I don't like to speak badly about anyone, but Dawn totally creeps me out. Reading auras, talking to animals. I'm not saying she's a witch, but she might be a wizard." Zoey said, "On the upside, I've made a new best friend! Violet seemed totally different, though. Maybe she acts too. Or just really moody? I'm not sure..."
"That Dawn knows a bit too much about us- me and violet, that is. How did she know my real name? I'd better consult with the others about this." Violet's eyes became blue again. "Huh? What? Did Joy come out? I vaguely remember... Zoey hugging me? Ugh. Joy's the only one I can ever remember going back in. But, she's so sweet, sugary, happy happy all the time. I hope no one get's suspicious."
The Rat's are the first to grab water skis. Their reward," An intern drove in on a orange speed boat. "A McLean brand speed boat to use in part two of the challenge." Chris said.
"Sweet!"
"Sha-bam!"
"Marvelous!"
"And for the Maggots," Another intern drove in on a crummy inflatable raft like water vehicle, "A totally leaky dingy." They all groaned in disappointment.
Scott snickered, "Suckers."
"Rat company. You must have forgotten me," Brick said, when he finally made it back to the dock.
"Well howdy, stealer." Scott said, accusingly.
Brick, not noticing the tone, saluted, "Yes, sir. We're stealing victory from those Maggots."
"Part 2 of the challenge!" Chris announced, "A death defying water ski race! The goal? Be the first to ring 4 bells on these totally harmless buoys." As he said this, Bridget and Dakota were rowing to one of the buoys. At the slightest touch it exploded sending Dakota into a non-explosive buoy, and Bridgette onto the dock next to Chris. He laughed, "Make that three bells. See? Totally got demo the challenge. Who will cry for their mommy? And who's cries will be drowned out by explosions. Find out when we return!"
"Before the break, the Rat's got dibs on a sweet speed boat. Which they will need." They panned over to the Maggots, who weren't so lucky. "Meanwhile, the Maggots are stuck dodging water mines in a leaky dingy that couldn't float in a kiddie pool."
"Sha-burn!" Lightning said.
"Choose 5 campers two water ski, one to drive, and one to operate your gull cannon." Chris said.
Dawns eyes widened, "Gull cannon?" Dawn asked, worriedly.
Chris chuckled at her dismay, "Yeah, you heard me." At the push of Chris' remote button, two cannons came up from the floor of each vessel. There were three seagulls inside each.
"First person shooter, cool." Sam said.
"Each team gets three chances to ring the bells... or the other team. Especially, the other team." Chris said, hoping that more people would get hurt.
"This seagull looks abnormal." Cameron said, examining the mutated birds.
"Oh, that's not a seagull. These babies are half seagull, half rattlesnake. All with paralyzing venom." Chris explained. Cameron tapped the loader holding the bird hybrids. It screeched at him and scared him away.
"Whichever team rings the most bells, wins!"
"Oh, I'll drive!" Zoey suggested, "If that's okay with everybody."
"Whatever, I'm gunning." Jo said, walking towards the boat.
"I'm tanning." Mike or Vito said, rubbing tanning lotion on his abs.
"I'm watching, Vito." Anne Maria said, flirtatiously looking at Vito. Zoey clenched her fist and angrily walked away.
"Ugh, Strumpet..." Violet said, watching the situation go down.
"I guess we're skiing. Huh, Violet?" Nikolai said nudging Violet.
"Hmm? Oh, yeah. It'll be a good learning experience, I suppose." She said, also walking towards the boat.
"Yeah, sure. Awesome." Nikolai said, before laughing awkwardly. "I've been laughing too long." he whispered to himself.
"I see your anger, and I like it." Jo said, to Zoey. "Now, use it to drive us to victory!"
"Lightning driving!" Lightning yelled, jumping into the driver's seat. "Sha-boom!"
"Shotgun!" Scott said, grabbing the gull cannon. "I've been shooting kitchen rats with my pappy since I was six."
"Charming." Cleo said, sarcastically.
"I guess were skiing?" Brick said, holding on to the handle
"Uhh, I'm more of a floater than a skier." Sam said. Seeing his hesitation, Chris fired the bull horn signaling the beginning of the second challenge. The five of them were pulled into the water by the speed boat. Sam and Brick were on the skis while Cleo sat on Sam's shoulders, Jean sat on Brick and Dawn shoot on their shoulders.
Anne Maria and Vito were on the skis, Nikolai sat on Anne Maria shoulders while Violet sat on Vito's shoulder and Cameron on her's. "Aren't I heavy, Violet?" Cameron asked.
"Not at all. You're actually very light, no offense." She said, waiting to be pulled into the water.
"None taken." Cameron said.
"Ey yo, girlie and scrawny, shut it!" Vito said.
"That's my Vito." Anne Maria said.
"Sha-zoom, Baby!" Lightning yelled, "We got this in the bag! Those Maggots will never catch up!"
Scott laughed a little sarcastically, "Yeah, great."
Behind the Maggots, Fang began to chase them as the Skied across the water. "Drive faster!" Cameron yelled.
"It doesn't go any faster!" Zoey said.
"I think Princess Goody-Goody is trying to 'saber tooth' us." Anne Maria said.
Cameron raised an eyebrow at he accusation, "You mean sabotage!" Cameron corrected.
"Whatever, brainiac." Anne Maria said.
"Zoey is too nice of a person to do that." Violet said.
"Violet's right. Zoey wouldn't do something like that." Nikolai agreed.
"Don't worry, babe. I got this!" Vito said, punching Fang in the nose.
"Oh, Vito! You are so the man!" Anne Maria said.
"Yeah, sure. Until that psycho shark comes back and kills us all." Violet said, cynically.
"Dont worry, Violet." Nikolai said, "I'll protect you!"
"Protect me?" She asked. "Uh, okay?"
Fang rubbed the red spot on his nose and growled, preparing to seek revenge.
"Let's see if we can slow down those rats! Eat gull, Losers!" Jo said, aiming the gull cannon.
"Wait! We only have three gulls. We have to save them for the bells!" Zoey said.
"Of course! But we only need two out three to win!" Jo said, shooting one of the gulls and hitting Lightning in the back.
"Ah! Lightning's been hit! Lightning's been..." His words became hard to understand as the gull's venom took affect. He slumped on the wheel of the boat.
Scott snickered, "Sweet." He said quietly, deciding to take advantage of the situation. "Woah, Lightning! Look out for those reeds!" They were led into the foliage and pulled out of the lead.
Jo looked back with a victorious smirk, "Aw, rats!" She said, mockingly. As she prepared to shoot one of the bells, an enemy gull flew past, beating her to it.
"Great shot, Jo!" Zoey said.
"That wasn't me!" She said. Coming from behind, were the Rat's with their incapacitated driver.
"Nice one, Scott." Sam yelled as the other Rats cheered.
"Yeah, woo." he said, unenthusiastically, "Stupid gun. That shot should have been way off."
TD Confessional:
"I knew it! Scott has been sabotaging the challenges. I gotta tell somebody. Somebody Who'll actually believe me, that is." Jean said.
"Oh my gosh! We're loosing!" Anne Maria exclaimed. "What do we do!?"
Cameron thought for a moment, "What we need is an Olympian." Cameron said, At the mention of Olympians, Mike gasped, bringing Svetlana out.
"It's time for Svetlana to get Gym-nastic!" Svetlana yelled.
Lightning muttered nearly incoherently, "S-So, so cold..."
"Drag, man. Maybe we should pull over." Scott said deviously. "Look out!"
"Get away from me you big jerk!" Dakota yelled at Fang as she clung to the non-explosive buoy. As the Rats passed by they accidentally took her bucket of chum, her only weapon against Fang. "Hey, my bucket!"
The bucket landed on Lightning head, "Protein..." He wobbly stood and sat down in the drivers seat, causing the boat to stop and the skiers to crash into the boat and into the water. Cleo popped up first.
"What the- What happened?!" Cleo yelled.
"Svetlana will now preform the double pike dismount." Svetlana jumped into the air with Cameron and Violet on his back. Cameron landed on Nikolai's back while Violet held on tight as Svetlana set off one of the bells.
Violet looked around and saw that they weren't blown up, "Impressive."
The rat skiers climbed back into the boat, "The Maggots are ahead!" Brick yelled.
"And we lost our skis!" Sam complained.
Scott pointed to Lighting who was neck deep in a bucket of chum, "Blame him! He stopped for chum."
"I think he was hit with one of those Rattlegulls." Jean said, examining Lightning's back. There was a bite mark from a beak on it. 'Definitely Scott's dirty work.'
"Everyone, calm down." Dawn said. "I have a plan. Sam, you drive."
"Whoo hoo!" He cheered. "Just like playing speed boat runner on my Swii."
"Brick, Cleo and Jean. Were going to have to ski with Lighting.
Brick saluted, "Affirmative."
Cleo laughed a bit, "I can live with that."
"Scott don't you dare fire anymore of those defenseless gulls!" Dawn ordered.
"Promise," Scott said sarcastically, firing one of the seagulls, "Starting now."
"Let's win this challenge!" Cleo cheered. They all got into position. Brick held Cleo on his shoulders and Jean held Dawn.
"Aw yeah, way to go Dawn!" Sam praised.
Brick gave a thumbs up, "Great, impressive strategy teammate!"
Cleo folded her arms, "I suppose it wasn't a not a good plan."
"Look, the Rats are back in the race!" Zoey said.
"Not for long!" Jo prepared to shoot another gull when the cannon jammed. "What? Stupid thing is jammed!" She hit it with her fist causing it to explode.
"Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?" Zoey asked taking her eyes off the 'road'.
Jo coughed up some feathers and pointed in front of them, "Look out!" A rock smoothed on one side launched them into some more rocks, while the skiers were thrown into the water. "Ohh, my thoracic vertebrae." Cameron groaned, he landed on his back atop the engine.
The Rat's sped past, "Those poor naked gulls! This is worse that that class trip to the chicken nugget factory!" Dawn exclaimed.
"Who cares about the birds!? We're about to win this!" Cleo yelled.
"Scott, Sam!" Brick yelled, "There's the next mine!"
"Sweet! Get ready to level up!" Sam yelled.
TD Confessional:
"No way we can win." Scott said as he whittled away at another stick with Fang's tooth. "Winning will ruin my plan!" He began to tap the sharp end of the tooth on his forehead "So I gots to be smart. Smart like- Ow!" He poked himself in the eye with the tooth.
"I wonder if I can get Cleo to listen to me. Or maybe Dawn. OR both! And we can form an alliance against Scott!" Jean said.
Scott smirked and fired the venomous gull at the base of Sam's neck. "One double decaf half decaf caf..." Sam slurred before collapsing.
"Oh my gosh. Sam's unconscious somehow." Scott said.
"Scott! Grab the wheel!" Brick yelled.
"I can't I'm the gunner!" Scott said. They began to go in the opposite direction.
"Nice driving, Red." Jo insulted, as their team was seemingly out of the race.
"I'm so sorry, guys." She apologized. "But look, the last bell is over there!" She pointed to the untouched bell on the explosive buoy.
"Time to take one for he team, string bean!" Jo yelled, getting up from her seat on the rock.
"By 'take one', you mean- Ah!" Cameron was thrown by Jo and slammed into Lightning who was thrown when the Rat's ship went airborne. Their combined weights rung the bell and took it underwater with them.
With his binoculars Chris watched the whole ordeal and was disillusioned by the lack of detonation. "What? No explosion? Not cool." Suddenly the largest blast of the day exploded from the area along with some water. Chris laughed, amused by the possible suffering of the campers, "Sha-boom."
Afterwards:
Cameron was wrapped up in bandages in a stretcher about to be whisked away by an ambulance, "Aw, Yeah!" Anne Maria cheered. The others followed.
"Sweet!" Zoey said.
"Nice work, buddy!" Mike said.
"That was awesome, Cam!" Nikolai said.
Violet attempted to crack a smile and put a thumbs up.
"You really came through for us, Beansprout!" Jo said. "Well, done!"
The Rats groaned as they washed up on shore, "Man, how did that last gull get me?" Sam asked.
Scott feigned concern, "Jo had a lucky shot, I guess." He lied.
"Jo? Or the guy who shot kitchen rats with his pappy?" Dawn hissed.
Later:
"Cleo, Dawn. I have to talk to you guys." Jean said.
Cleo raised an eyebrow, "What is it?"
"Just come with me." He said. They went into the forest and Jean made sure no one followed them. "I think Scott is sabotaging the challenges on purpose!"
"Yes. His performance in today's challenge proved that. He shot Sam with that poor Seagull!" Dawn exclaimed.
"Sabotage, huh? Well, that actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it." Cleo said.
"We should form an alliance to vote off Scott." Jean said.
"An alliance, huh?" Cleo said,
TD Confessional:
"I don't like Dawn, so I'm definitely not forming an alliance with her unless I have to. And as much as I hate him, the person I should form an alliance with is Scott. As long as no one else knows, of course, especially Jean. Now how to appeal to the traitorous Farm Scum..." Cleo said.
"Jo's gun was jammed. The gull that hit Sam could have only have been shot from our boat!" Dawn raised her fist in the air, "I sweat by the great earth mother, I will expose Scott for the traitor he is!"
Dawn kicked down the confessional door and walked away, unaware of the freckled devil who was listening in on her plan. "Or will you?" He laughed, deviously.'
"Hey, Scott." Cleo said, knowingly as she sneakily came from behind him, scaring him.
"Whoa, where did you come from?" He exclaimed.
"That's not important. What's important is that I know what you've been doing." She said folding her arms.
"Oh, do you now?" Scott said, "And what would that be?"
"Don't play dumb with me. I'm not some stupid mortal. I know you've been throwing challenges to vote people off." Cleo said.
Scott laughed, "Yeah, sure. I admit it. Voting off my own team of idiots for my own gain. So what? You gonna tell the others? I'll just manipulate them into voting you off."
"Who said I was going tell them? I'm all about winning this game, so I don't really care enough for anyone on the team to bother warn them." Cleo said, waving off his threat. 'Well, except for Jean but he doesn't need to know that.'
"What are you getting at?" He asked.
"Me and you. An alliance. I'll help you throw the challenges without looking suspicious." Cleo offered.
"An alliance? Interesting." Scott thought for a moment, "But, what's in It for you?"
"Simple. Keep me from getting eliminated." Cleo said, "And maybe Jean, too. Since he'll probably vote for whoever I say with a little coaxing. So, are we in agreement?" She offered her hand.
He scoffed and took her hand shaking it, "Whatever."
"Great. And I have the perfect selection for the catapult." She said, with a satisfied smirk on her face.
Boys Rats dorm:
"I say we boot Dawn." Scott said. "She wouldn't let me fire gulls at the Maggots."
"And she's constantly spouting nonsense about everyone's past." Cleo said. "She can use all that information against us."
"Since when do you ever listen to what people tell you, Scott?" Jean said.
"What was that, Mumbles?" Scott said, glaring at Jean.
"Nothing." Jean sighed, 'We'll get him yet.'
"I dunno. Brick is the one stealing from everyone." Sam said, as Dawn and Brick walked in.
"Thief!" Lightning exclaimed. Due to the venom, he could only seem to speak in one word outbursts at the moment.
"What's everyone talking about?" Dawn asked.
"Nothing." Sam said.
"Dawn," Scott said holding up her garbage bag. "Here you forgot this on the boat. Whoops!" He dropped the bag and it opened up revealing Jo's whistle, Lighting's protein, Cleo's umbrella, Scott's tooth and Anne Maria's hair brush.
Jean eyes widened, "Dawn? No way. I can't believe it."
"My protein!" Lightning yelled, diving into the powder that spilled on the floor. "I've missed you!"
"My parasol!" Cleo exclaimed, happily. The realized that it was 'stolen by Dawn.' She shot a death glare at the small girl.
"Dawn?" Brick asked. "You're a thief!?"
TD Confessional:
"Yeah, I stole that stuff." Scott said whittling another stick. "I even threw my shark tooth in there. I was gonna pin it on Brick, but Dawn, the junk collector got to smart for her own good. So I just slipped all our stuff in her garbage bag. Yep, there's only room for one smart guy on this island." Suddenly Bricks alarm from that morning resounded once again inside the toilet launching Scott with a geyser of pee.
"Okay, don't get me wrong." Cleo said, holding up her hands in defense in front of the camera, "I like Sam and Jean, they're pretty nice people. And I would have been perfectly fine with Dawn if hadn't she read my aura out loud. But if I'm gonna win this I need the manipulating farm boy on my side. Then, when he's become useless, I'll expose him. As long as no one knows about this alliance, I'm in the clear." She folded her arms with a satisfied smirk on her face, "Genius Queen strikes again."
"There's no way Dawn stole that stuff. Scott must have had something to do with it. But, I have no proof!" he grabbed his head in frustration. "I gotta find a way to expose that guy!"
"Friends, you must listen to me, I was framed!" Dawn tried to explain her situation to the other campers, but they weren't having it.
"Forget that. You're getting a beat down!" Anne Maria said, walking towards her with her stolen brush about to fight Dawn with it.
Jo put her arm in front of Anne Maria and blew her whistle, "Back off, Helmet hair. This one's mine."
"Ladies, ladies. This is a Rat problem and we'll deal with this Rat tonight." Scott said, as everyone walked back to their respective cabins, "See you at elimination."
"After an episode bursting with betrayal, It's the Rat's who have back stabbed the best. Following campers are momentarily safe: Jean, Brick, Cleo, Sam, And the artist formally known as 'Bucket head.'" Chris said.
"Sha-bam!"
"And the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to... Dawn." Chris said.
Dawn was visible shocked by her elimination and she let out a gasp for good measure, "What? Wait! You cant eliminate me! For I have for the McLean invincibility statue!" Dawn said digging into her trash bag and pulling the Chris head statue.
"Where's the McLean seal of approval?" Chris asked, skeptically.
Dawn examined it, "McLean seal? Where?"
Scott held a log of wood in his hand with a Chris head fully carved into it, "Sorry, Fairy Princess. Looks like you dug up one of my knock offs. I do love me some whitlin'" Dawn threw the fake bust at his head. "Ow!"
"I knew the universe wouldn't want me to win such a perverse game." Dawn said.
Chris thought for a moment, "Perverse. I like that."
"But what the universe does want me to do is to sell these discarded TDR keep sakes on 'Krugs list' So I can start a sanctuary for all the poor mutant creatures on this island." Dawn said.
"That's adorable. Pointless. But adorable." Chris said.
"And to my fellow victims of reality television, I urge you to rise up against the soulless, sociopathic scoundrel hiding among you." Dawn warned. "The traitor in your midst is-" Before she could continue Chef took her garbage bag and captured her inside of it.
Dawn was put in the catapult, "Wait! I have to warn my teammates!" And she was thrown from the catapult, still inside of the bag.
Chris laughed sadistically, "Whoops. Guess they'll never know... or will they! Find out next time on Total. Drama! Revenge of the Island!"
Meanwhile...
"Uh... Hello?" Dakota was still stranded on the Buoy, being stalked by Fang, "Somebody? Anybody?"
And another chapter finished. Jean had a bigger speaking part in this chapter and his plan has failed... or has it? Well, without Dawn he has one less person on his side. And what of Cleo and Scott's secret alliance? Will it fall apart? Find out next time on: Total Drama ROTI: Revamped! Don't forget to review!